sta te pnm Vol. 69 No. 114 Arizona^State University Tempe, Arizona • Copyright, State Press, 1987 Thursday, April 2,1987 Hopeful’s campaign signs targeted by vandals By KERRY FEHR State Press ,; An engineering sophomore, who is running for an Associated Students senate seat, said his campaign signs have been plastered with Nazi swastikas and obscene words because he is Jewish. Yousef Hashimi, a candidate for a senate seat from the College a£ Engineering and Applied Sciences, said 28 of his 30 handmade campaign signs were vandalized within eight days of putting them around Campus. “I suspect some individual neo-Nazis . . . which may be unaffiliated with the University,” he said. Hashimi said he does not think any of his three opponents for the senate seat are responsible for the vandalism nor does he suspect any candidates for other offices. Hashimi is the co-chairman of the Israel Action Committee and consistently wears a yarmulke, a small hat associated with the Jewish religion. He also wears a button that reads, “Study in English in Israel.” He plans to spend his summer in Israel' studying and volunteering for the Israel defense forces. Hashimi said one sign was ripped out of the ground and run over by a car, and another was vandalized with “ icky, disgusting stuff splattered all over it.” “A lot of people can’t live with who I am ,” he said. “The ones who defamed my signs know my heritage. This stuff has happened to me in grade school. > Hashimi said he is a direct descendent of M oham m ad, the founder of the Islamic religion, and bears his 70th great grandfather’s name of S&yed. “ But I’m Jewish,” he said. “They can’t handle t h a t” Saggi Hashimi said the vandalized signs and wooden stakes cost him $68.04. He is unable to replace the signs because he said he cannot afford to buy more supplies and does not have time to remake thè signs. He said two of his campaign signs, posted in front of the Physical Sciences Building, survived the anti-Semitic attacks and remain. “I take it in stride,” he said, adding that he won’t rehang the defaced signs. “It kind of upsets me. But you can’t get mad. You can only get even. ” Hashimi said he is confident he will win his first bid for a senate seat despite bping victimized, adding, “My reasons for running don’t have anything to do with my being Jewish. “Defamation is the last refuge of the non­ thinker. People could call me and talk to me about my views. If they don’t like me, just don’t vote for me.” Elections Director Patrick McWhortor said while other candidates have reported damage to their signs, Hashimi is the only candidate to report vandalism. “ I was shocked to see that that type of mentality exists today,” he said about the , anti-Semitic attacks. McWhortor said five executive office candidates have reported damage, but Hashimi has been the “hardest hit in terms of percentage” of his total $100 spending budget, about two-thirds of the limit. Candidates must report vandalism to McWhortor within 48 hours of becoming aw are of the damage if they plan to deduct the loss from their expenditures report. As Of Wednesday, McWhortor said die following candidates reported vandalism: presidential candidates Chuck Hopkins, $48', - and Karrin Kunasek, $52.72; campus affairs vice president hopefuls Marie Isenberg, $52, and David Schwartz, $99.76; activities vice presidential candidate John Fees, $45; and senatorial candidate Hashimi, $67. inside today U2 The Irish rock band is edming the UAC despite reports of an Arizona boycott. Page 5. ■ ■ 1 1 mM Analysis................ ASU police report.. C la s s ifie d ............ Comics ................ O p in io n ___ . . . . . . S p o rts .................. ASU WEATHER Clear and sunny skies today with an expected high of 86 degrees. The expected low is 57. .................... . .......................... 5 8 .......................... 10 .............. . 4 ...........................11 'a ' Stephen Mounteer/State Press Yousef Hashimi, a candidate for the Engineering and Applied Sciences senate seat, holds one of the 28 signs that were vandalized within the last eight days. Hashimi posted 30 signs around campus last week. ASASU candidates unable to report damage to signs during week of elections Candidates for Associated Students executive and senate seats cannot report damage to campaign signs during the week of elections due to an oversight by the ASASU G o v e rn m e n t O p e r a tio n s Committee, the committee’s chairman said Wednesday. John Colombo, who also is a College of Business senator, said the clause originally was included in Senate Bill 79 because candidates would not have ample time to replace damaged signs during the last week of campaigning. “Our intention was that the last week was too late to replace the damaged signs anyway,” he said. The election code allows candidates to file loss reports within 48 hours of becoming aware of damaged or vandalized signs. The estimated loss is deducted from the candidates spending limit so they can replace the signs without being disqualified for going over the spending limit. But with the passage of the new bill “no damages incurred during the week of elections will be deemed valid.” Colombo said the committee intended to delete the last clause because it did not want to give candidates the impression that they could not report damages up until the elections. If the bylaws are changed at the April 14 senate meeting to allow for late reporting, it is uncertain whether the change will take affect this election. Elections Director Patrick McWhortor said he objects, to the bylaw prohibiting last-' minute loss reporting. Five candidates for executive offices and one senatorial candidate have reported an aggregate loss of $364 in sign damage. -K E R R Y FEHR Regent formula suggests further increase in tuition By TINA DAUNT State Press Members of the Arizona Students Association thought their tuition troubles were over last fall when the Arizona Board of Regents compromised for a $60 tuition increase in 1987-88. Little did they know their battle had just begun. In January, Gov. Evan Mecham proposed increasing tuition an additional $60 next year and sent the students back to the bargaining table. , , But now ASA members are faced with yet a bigger issue— a regent-proposed tuition formula that would mean more than $380 in resident tuition increases by 1991. At the regents’ March 20 meeting at ASU, the board’s finance committee submitted a proposal requiring students to pay a larger percentage of the cost of their education. Currently, in-state students are paying 19.9 percent of the cost. Under the regents’ proposal, the percentage will rise by a half-percent each year until it reaches 22.5 p e rm it in 199192. Under the proposal, in-state students would.pay about $97 more a year for tuition between 1988 and 1991, assuming the cost of education increases 4 percent a year. Out-of-state students, who currently pay 77 percent of the cost of their education, gradually would pay 80 percent. The regents claim the schedule will provide a plan for students and universities, but ASA members said the increases are too high combined with lacking financial aid. “ If the regents adopt such a drastic policy, we want to know what kind of financial aid will be available for die students,” said Diane Zipley, executive director of ASA. “Right now our financial aid program doesn’t nearly address the needs of the students.” Zipley said Arizona currently ranks 37th in the nation for state-supported financial aid. She said the state ranked 25th in state appropriations for higher education per student for 1985-86 and 25th for total expenditures on higher education for 1986-87. “We could compromise with a 21 percent increase over the next five years only if we have a guarantee from die regents that more money will be available for financial aid,” Zipley said. Regent Donald P itt said he is working on several plans for financial aid, which he said.he will present to the regents at their April 24 meeting a t ASU. ötie tie of P itt’s plans proposes a state loan program that would generate about $1 million a year for resident borrowers and would cost all students an extra $5 a semester. “I will support the tuition proposal only if its coupled with a financial aid package,” he said. Regent President Jack Pfister said: “It would be a mistake to hold tuition down for everyone, but we need to make sure those who need help, get help. I’m willing to commit to making certain there is adequate state aid. ” Zipley said ASA also is concerned that money generated from tuition increases will be used toward bonding for new buildings. “We cannot justify the tuition increase if it is only used for bonding;” rite said. “Something has gone awry if tuition is increased to finance the debt.” According to the regents’ proposal, the increase in registration fees will produce an estimqted $22.4 million more annually than that collected in 1987-88 — even if enrollment stayed the same. The additional revenue could sustain the university-wide bonding request of $200 million for this year, plus provide Turn to TUITtON, paga 7. State P re ss today Meetings •ASU Bicycle Club will meet at 8 p.m. in the MU Gila Room. All those interested in supporting or participating in USCF or intercollegiate bicycle racing are invjted to attend. •Celtic Students Association will meet at 6 p.m. in the MU, Room 216. Author James Barker will be reading from his work in progress. •Lesbian and Gay Academic Union will meet at 7:30 p.m. in the MU Apache Room. Important Issues will be discussed. All members are urged to attend. •University Toastmasters will meet at 5:15 p.m. in the MU Santa Cruz Room. Visitors are always welcome. Lectures •A Complete Time Management System sponsored by the Pi Sigma Epsilon, will be presented from 7 to 10 p.m. in the MU Pima Room. •Wayne Fuller, professor at Iowa State University will speak on “ Measurement Error Models.” The lecture will begin at 10:30 a.m. in the Business Adminstration Building, Room 201. The lecture is sponsored by the Decision and Information Systems Department. •J. Robert Trlmnrter, SperryHoneywell Aerospace discusses "Flat Panel Displays for Avionic Applications.” The lecture will begin at 3:40 p.m. in the Engineering Research Center, Room 490. •Stanley S. Hanna, Stanford University, discusses “ Nuclear Probes of the Solid State." The lecture will begin at 4 p.m. in the Physical Science Building, Room F-123. Announcem ents *ASASU Candidate Forum for candidates fbr executive vice president and campus affairs vice president will speak and answer questions. The forum will be held at 11:30 a.m. in the MU Rendezvous Lounge. Entertainment •ASU Symphonic Band, directed by music Professor Richard Strange, presents a varied program of band works, including' transcriptions of wellknown orchestral music. The concert will begin at 7:30 p.m. at the Music Theatre. •Teresa HattawAy, soprano will perform at 7:30 p.m. in Recital Hall . as part of the Student Recital Series. — Ron Kuczek Jr./State Press Diver down Students In an advanced swimming elate take advantage of the open diving platforms Wednesday morning at the Mona PlummerAquatlc Center. - - ■, - - : THURSDAY ANYTHING GOES NITE ' _____ . ■ ■ ’■ ■- : DAI FRIDAY, APRIL 3 at TEMPE DALEY PARK (ON COLLEGE JUST NORTH OF BR0ADWA Y) 2:00 P.M. TILL DUSK $ 3 .0 0 IN ADVANCE — TICKETS ON SALE IN FRONT OF ENGINEERING G-WING (CORNER OF TYLER M ALL AND PALM WALK) $ 4.00 AT THE PARK - olI-A" $ CORONAS U FOR A LL 222 S. MILL, T E M P E • 968-0527 FOOD, DRINKS, MUSIC, VOLLEYBALL! COME ENJOY THE SUN! State Freu Thursday, April 2,1987 O fficials deny request for recall co n ce rt on West Lawn; PV West possible location A By VICKIE CHACHERE State Press A concert staged to raise funds to recall Gov. Evan Mecham may be moved to the Palo Verde West Residence Hall lawn after ASU officials rejected a request to hold the concert on West Lawn, saying the music would disrupt students’ studying. Concert organizers said they have a “verbal OK” from Janet Ellison, PV West hall director, to use the lawn between Palo Verde West and East. But Ellison said she has not approved the proposal, and it will be Monday before she makes a final decision. The May 1-2 music and entertainment festival, called Rock Against Mecham, is being sponsored by ASU’s chapter of the American Federation of Teachers and University Employees to raise funds for the Mecham Watchdog Committee. Amy Rosenhaus, a word processor in the ASU zoology department and campus liaison for the Mecham Watchdog Committee, said the union had reserved the West Lawn and notified officials in ASU’s Student Life office, that bands would be playing during the festival. “The impression I got was that was fine,” she said, “As far as I was concerned, that was no problem.” Rosenhaus said she was notified that bands would hot be allowed to perform on- the lawn after contacting administrators about the reservation formalities. She said officials told her the music would disrupt students studying for finals. Leon Shell, ASU dean of student life, said the request was denied. solely on the basis that the music would have disrupted students and classes preparing for finals. “I am sure that at any other time (but during preparations for finals) that it.would have been authorized,” he said. “We have to live with the rest of the campus.” Under University policy, music performances on the West Lawn must be approved by administrators. “One hour of music for a good cause is much more tolerable than four full years of a racist, sexist and regressive governor,” Rosenhaus said. About 17 different bands, performers, mimes and poets have signed up to perform in the festival, she said. Jam es Galgano, a University custodian and president of the union, said ASU officials are trying to discourage the fund- raiser to protect the University’s budget request. Page 3 I always dreamed o f having a baby someday. . . But not when I was a freshman. 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Applicants must pick up job referral forms from Student Employment in Matthews Center and an application blank at *15, North Basement, Matthews Center. Applications w ill be reviewed beginning. April 2 0 ,1 9 8 7 and until all positions are filled. Applicants must be full-time (at least seven hours) students at ASU; but major in any department is acceptable, as is class standing of freshman through graduate. Newspaper experience is desirable but not mandatory. These are part-time, salaried positions open to any student in good standing. opinion Saving fa c e in Sonoran desert Despite rumors circulating the Valley, U2 will perform in the UAC tonight and Friday. The group would, however, have boycotted the state if it had known about Mecham’s antics in advance. The trouble stems from Mecham’s recission of the Martin Luther King Jr. holiday. One can only wonder if the recent flap over “pickaninnies” had anything to do with U2’s ire with Mecham. A Doobie Brothers reunion tour date was scheduled for Phoenix, but the horrifying tales of M echam ’s adm inistration sucoffisfully scared the band away, causing the Doobies to choose the glitter of Las Vegas instead. What womd have been one of the hottest concerts to come through the Valley in a long time faded away in the wake of Arizona’s worst nightmare. What Mecham has done is turn this state into America’s version of South Africa’s Sun City, a small area in that republic boycotted because of its policies regarding civil rights of the black population. Several music personalities and groups participated in the boycott of Sun City, and a song was even composed for the event. Mecham stated he rescinded the holiday because former Gov. Bruce Babbitt acted illegally in establishing it by executive order. Now all indications point to Mecham vetoing a bill passed in the Legislature which would make the holiday legal. We wonder what Mecham’s motives are. He has and will continue to cost the state significant tourist dollars because of his Stone Age mentality. At least U2 recognizes that it will perform here for the fans and will not be playing for the governor and his political faux pas. Hopefully, this boycott Situation will not snowball the way it did in South Africa, and other performers will not follow (he Doobie Brothers* lead. But if they do, we certainly cannot blame them for their actions or beliefs. But maybe we can get the man under the copper dome to change his mind. .* letters Political spectrum cartoon unrepresentative of union leader Editor: I am writing to criticize the capricious editorialized spectrum (State Press, Mar. 26) by Mike Ritter which is based on commendable artistic quality rather than rational thought. Although I find myself in good company, I am disturbed by the obvious thoughtless way-you positioned people on this scale, aside from those you are intimately in tune with on the far right. Before you make future rash statements publicly in print, you should investigate a little into, the way the subjects act and think in real life rather than just your usual eas^w^y out guesswork. When you slur people’s good names with communist innuendos you should first check if these persons are public figures or private citizens whose lives and jobs your capricious attitude might jeopardize. So to better help you place me in your so called mythical all-in-fun spectrum or other mercenary-orientated cartoons in the future, here is a political resume which may be of some help. At the age of eight in 1960,1 helped campaign for John F. Kennedy’s presidential campaign. In 1964,1 did the same for the Johnson-Humphrey ticket, from 1968 on an anti-war activist. In 1972, I worked to nominate Shirley Chisolm president on the Democratic Party ticket. From 1970 to 1973, I was a students activist a t Scottsdale Community College and won the honor of nominating their mascot “the artichoke” as a slap at athletic-orientated college curriculum. In 1984,1 was elected treasurer of the union on campus and since 1985 have been its president. I was born a Catholic and brought up with aspirations for the priesthood until reality got in the way, I am presently a humanist and I was also born a democrat and unionist and will die with those honors. I continue to support the passage of an Equal Rights Amendment to our Constitution and an affirmative action program, but not the trickle up one espoused at ASU. I believe in a women’s freedom of choice to abortions, although I am personally opposed to the process. I am a civil libertarian to the extreme on many social issues involving morality yet recognize society’s right to maintain its existence and safety for its citizenry. I believe certain laws are needed to insure the health and safety of individuals. I believe all victimless crimes should be decriminalized to keep our jails and prisons only fgf those who infringe on others’ rights and/or physically or sexually harm others. To insure that these victimless activities which society deems are detrimental to is existence in some degree are kept from becoming the rule or prevalent, monetary fines that fit the nature of the infraction should be attached to prevent taxpayers from having to pay for unenforceable laws. I believe the right to work for less laws in Arizona should be overturned and in their place union laws be written by our legislators to protect all employees from the growing list of employer abuses, greed and excesses. These laws would not only protect employees from such abuses but also guarantee them a livable wage, provide benefits which provide affordable health, dental, life, home and auto insurance. They should also provide a generous pension fund, child care facilities and free parking for all or at little cost or no cost to the employee. Each area of employment should have a democratically elected, dues paying organization that represents and protects each individual worker’s rights, concerns and recommendations on an equal and negotiating basis with each employer. I believe in universal service in that all Americans should serve their country, in sonje capacity for two years to help perserve and promote the general welfare of our citizenry. Whether that service is in the military, health, welfare, agriculture, transportation, education or ecological fields, it A question should be left up to each individual to decide. Quality education should be guaranteed to all citizens from preschool to doctoral degree for as free as possible and as close as possible to a person’s home. Our government should also be made more accessible to all and the bureacracy limited to actual need rather than pork barrel extravagance. Terms of office for each elected representative should be limited to two years. Freedom of choice and expression should be protected by allowing all points of view a place on the soapbox, in the media and on the ballot. This opening up of our process would prevent the tyranny that inevitably results from a political system becoming too centralized and limited to only those already in power. Chi the international scene, we should maintain friendship with all nations using friendly persuasion rather than subversion and violence to protect the human rights of other nations’ citizenry. There you have it, Mr. Ritter, and I am sure if you sought the others’ ideas and if they coincided with their actions, you would find your arbitrary scale without foundation or merit. So, please stick to the facts in the future that you know as reality, such as where on this sam e scale, Messre, Rule, Burgess, Schubert, Blodgett, Kucera, Heiler, Brnovich and you yourself stand. Please keep your published thoughts free from libel, slander and your usual mercenary glee. Maybe a little self-examination in a future cartoon would suffice, say one depicting yourself as a prostitute propositioning any and all ideas dressed as johns in your quest for the truth, or the almighty dollar or just the pure pleasure of the act itself will put what you do in perspective for us all. Jam es Galgano President, American Federation of Teachers and University Employees You (should) light up nr life Editor: Why would anyone attem pt to make fun of an actual suicide? Dana Sammons Graduate, Mathematics Unamusing story Editor: I found most of your fictitious articles in Wednesday’s edition of the Stale Mess quite amusing, and a brilliant example of the “fool’s day.” On the contrary, your front page article about the wallpaper crew was in bad taste, and I personally found it unamusing. Suicide is a very serious problem in our society, and your mockery of this took suicide to be a laughing matter. I suggest that in future issues of the Stale Mess, a little more discretion would be advisable. STATE PRESS TOM BLODGETT Editor ANDREA HAN Managing Editor Alexis Wilson Freshman, Economic Editor: I want to complain about the lighting around the campus at night. In many areas, there is little or no lighting. Between the Agriculture Building and the Administration Building, the lighting is very poor. A person might stumble in the darkness. The streets around the perimeter of campus also need more lighting. On Terrace Road, there are many dark areas where a person cannot see the road. For example, one night, when I was City Editor KARI BLAND Sports Editor BOB HEILER A m L City Editor KIM MATTINGLY Asst. Sport« Editor STEVE BRENNAN New« Editor TRACY SCOTT Copy Chief CATHY CZAGANY Asst Managing Editor AMY FRISCHKNECHT Arts Editor KHALI CRAWFORD Photo Editor ANDY MROZINSKI Asst Arts Editor GREGORY R. KRZOS Asst Photo Editor RON KUCZEK JR. Opinion Editor PATRICK J. KUCERA Analysis Editor ED 8CHUBERT Sports Analysis Editor DEAN OBENAUER REPORTERS: Michael Burgess, Vickie Chachere, Tina Daunt Kerry Fehr, Judie Gaillard, Darrin Hostetler, Aaryn Kemp, Benny McConnell, Lauren Millette, Michael Rowell, Shelly Schaffer. ENTERTAINMENT REPORTER: Carolyn Nelson. SPORTS REPORTERS: Steve Adams, Carol Boos, Chris Dorsey, David Hodges, Doug McManus. PHOTOGRAPHERS: Todd Green, Stephen Mounteer. COPY EDITORS: Rob Coombs. Marty Sauerzopf. Jessie Simon. walking home from class, a drunk man came out of a dark area by the Cholla Apartments. He began following me and called me a couple of times. I became very scared and walked as fast as I could until I reached my apartment. Because the lighting was poor, I could not see his face clearly, otherwise, I would have called the police. I suggest that the campus needs more lighting. ASU should be responsible for the safety of its students who live on, or close to, the campus. Shu-nin Su ARTISTS: Jon Basalone, Michael Ritter. EDITORIAL ASSISTANT: CharlM Hadd INTERNS: John Blanchard, Chriattne Gow, Keith Olbricht. Aliaa Wabnik. ADVERTISING REPRESENTATIVES: Danielle Carbon« Carolynn Dalany. John Gatfney, Kimberly Greene. Jennifer Hughes. Tom Hutchison, Mark Peterson, Craig Wacaser. PRODUCTION. Mark McKinney. Kelly Pearce. Michael Quinn. The State Press is published Monday through Friday during the academic year, except holidays and exam periods, at Matthews Center, Room 15, Arizona State ¡¿ IT T ™ ' Tf ^ pe' A* 85287. Newsroom: 965-2292. Advertising & Production: 965-7572. th*6 ao !*.8 Press ‘8 *he only newspaper exclusively published for and circulated on e ASU campus. The news and views published in this newspaper are not necessarily those of the ASU administration, faculty, staff or student body. / analysis State P l» M _____________________- ' ' _______________________________ Thursday, April 2,1987_________________________________________________________________ Page 5 Censorship ‘ U .C . R o o s te r’ s p a r k s c o n tro v e rs y o v e r rig h ts vs. ra c is m By MICHAEL RITTER State Press The first political cartoon in the United States appeared in the Philadelphia Gazette on May 9,1754. The artist was the grandfather of American political humor, Benjamin Franklin. As Franklin once noted, “Pieces of pleasantry and mirth have a secret charm in them to allay the heats and tumults of our spirits. ” On today’s editorial pages, however, these “pieces of m irth” do just the opposite as modern cartoonists go to provocative extremes to get their views across. It is this factor of controversy which earns such artists diehard fans and outraged opponents. Few will dispute Arizona Republic cartoonist Steve Benson’s right to express unpopular opinions. Does that same privilege, however, extend to student artists who pen for newspapers at state-run universities? In the February 11,1987 edition of the UCLA Daily Bruin a cartoon appeared which sparked the question of student cartoonists’ rights. For several weeks, the Bruin featured a comic strip called the “UC Roostèr” by student Bruce The publication of this comic strip in the UCLA Daily Bruin led to the suspension of the paper’s editor. Finebaum. In this particular episode the main character, a you use a cartoon you are placing humor on something. And cheap laugh at others’ expense? rooster, was asked by a UCLA student how a chicken got into we felt that was very different from an opinion article.” The battle for civil rights, which came to a head 20 years UCLA. The rooster replied, “Affirmative Action,” The morning the strip was published, Bruiri editor Ron Bell ago, has made most of us more aware of the institutionalized Campus minority groups were outraged by the cartoon. Elise M. Smith, editor of UCLA’s black student newspaper was literally cornered in his office by angry minority forms of discrimination which had been ingrained in our Nommo, dispatched a letter condemning the strip to the students. Bell was brought before the ASUCLA culture. For instance, the use of degrading pseudonyms to Associated Students of UCLA Communications Board. The Communication Board. Both Bell and Bruin art director describe blacks, women, and other “minorities” is no longer board oversees student publications on the UCLA campus, Brian Fujimori were suspendedby the board, even though acceptable in professional newspaper cartoons. They were Bell had not seen the cartoon prttnHjTits publication. The once commonplace. including the Bruin and Nommo. The letter read in part, “The . . . cartoon from the Daily following day, it was decided that Bell and Fujimori were Some people, however, take the defense of minority groups Bruin is a vulgar misrepresentation of people of color and denied due process and were subsequently reinstated. against racial discrimination to extreme measures. For Finebaum was dimissed outright. women as well. The cartoon . . . depicts all Third World many, the truism that “an entire group should not be students who were admitted into the university through The plight of the “UC Rooster” ,cartoon appeared in the criticized for the actions of a few members” has become “to Affirmative Action as animals. And moreover, the depiction »form of an editorial in the Daily Sundial, die Cal State criticize the actions of a few members is to criticize the Of these students as roosters, also called ‘cocks,’ conjures up Northridge student paper. The editorial by news editor group.” a different, even more offensive set of images if used in Jam es Taranto was in support of the Bruin's right to publish Still others believe that to insinuate that there is suitable reference to human beings. If we consider the male the cartoon. As a supplement to the article, the Sundial material for satire within the minority population or the Affirmative Action students as ‘cocks*! we know the reprinted die Bruin cartoon. Even though the appearance of corresponding obscene term that can be applied to the die cartoon in the Sundial stirred up little response from its institutions that serve them is “racism .” women. The cartoon by Finebaum makes light of the very readers, Cynthia Rawitch, the newspaper’s publisher and If indeed cartoons are not a worthy medium in which to serious problem of women and child abuse so prevalent in adviser, suspended Taranto for two weeks without pay. criticize special interest groups, what is? To suppress or our society today. Needless to say it is careless Taranto served his suspension, but sought legal counsel in censor one form of expression does not aid the cause of civil irresponsibility that allowed the dissemination of a socially preparation for possible action against Rawitch. liberties or justice. It is not justice to dictate which opinions destructive idea in the context of humor.” ' are “acceptable” and which are not. At the crux of this issue is the legitimacy of political Nommo copy editor .Guy Leemhuis went on to explain that It can be argued that it is the job of an editorial cartoonist Smith and other minority leaders conceded Finebaum’s right cartoons for expressing unpopular ideas, and what issues are to be controversial. Controversy spawns discussion and suitable targets for satire. Are cartoons which lampoon the to freedom of speech. The objection arose from use of a actions of special interest groups that are founded on the debate through published letters and editorials. This open cartoon to express his alleged anti-Affirmative Action views. discussion of opposing views without fear of punishment is “I don’t think it was so much that we had a problem with basis of race necessarily “racist?” Is humor an acceptable the foundation of what we call civil liberties. what they were saying.” said Leemhuis, “ (However) when tool for criticizing sensitive groups, or is it merely getting a Satire a natural, healthy aspect of culture By ED SCHUBERT Stats Press 411 B.C. After a brief truce, Athens is once again at war with Sparta. The Athenian war-lord Cleon is dead, but his successors are just as willing to waste the city-state’s wealth and blood on the endless conflict as their predecessor. The same year, in the midst of the war, Athenians find relief in a new comedy by Aristophanes: Lysistrata. In the play,the women of Athens, fed up with the war and inability of Athenian men to govern with any semblance of reason or humanity, stage what amounts to a sex strike. Led by the play’s heroine, Lysistrata, the women announce that no sexual favors will be granted until the war with Sparta comes to an end. A delegation is dispatched to Sparta to organize the women there. The men, increasingly desperate and unable to force the women against their will, finally give in and end the war. The remarkable thing about Lysistrata is that it was performed in Athens, during the war it denounced, with the public figures it ridiculed present ia the audience. Athens, in its Golden Age, understood the importance of laughter and protected the art of satire. The ability of Athenians to look at themselves and laugh must account to some degree for their greatness and freedom. It seems that one thing successful cultures have in. common are certain areas where the day-to-day rule; tha£ govern, society are relaxed in the spirit of run. Hopi Cartoonist Mika Ritter covers both sides of the abortion controversy. entertainment, they also provide an “Mudheads” perform biting, ribald satires important stimulus for thought. of important persons and customs during Human beings are not purely rational tribal ceremonies; the Jewish holiday of creatures; we think with our emotions as Purim allows a degree of frivolity that well our minds. To maintain otherwise is to would be shocking at any other time. deny reality. 1 American culture allows us Halloween Political cartoons bring out emotions and April Fool’s Day, occasions when one associated with various issues. Whether we can live out a fantasy or play a joke. The are angered or amused by a cartoon, they State Press can be silly one day each year help us sort out how we feel, as opposed to and get away with it; all the other days we how we think, about an issue. Like need to think of an excuse. Lysistrata, they cut to the core of a problem Perhaps the most important cultural and tell truths that often can’t be expressed tradition of this kind is the political cartoon. in words. Political cartoons not only provide a A good cartoonist is not someone who is humorous release — indeed, they usually out to grind an axe or convert the multitude don’t even do that unless we agree with them. More important than humor o r -,fc-tohis views. Hie best are able to present opposing positions with equal fervor. The two Mike Ritter cartoons reproduced here, which appeared within a few days of each other in the State Press, present irreconcilable views on abortion. The first condemns those who would hypocritically force women/into the hands of back-alley butchers in the name of the “Right to Life” movement. The second, more obscure cartoon — composed, by the admission of the artist, under considerable deadline pressure — explores the whimsical but interesting question: “How would a mother feel if her unborn child could abort her as casually as some women abort their unborn children?” That puts the issue in an entirely different light, in a way that an editorial probably could not. It may be that a free society is a little more willing to countenance the censoring of an offensive cartoon than an offensive editorial. Cartoons can be viewed as less “dignified” than a written opinion, somehow less deserving of F irs t Amendment protection. Perhaps conservative Athenians argued that Aristophanes’ irreverent comedies were less dignified than other forms of art, less deserving of toleration But more than 2,400 years later, we read the comedies more avidly than Euripides or Herodotus. They’re just more fun. In 2,400 years, what will our descendants read? The collected editorials of William F. Buckley and George Will, or the political cartoons of Otiphant «did Steve Benson? Up From Liberalism or moom County? ü S ta le P re ss Thursday, April g, 1987 Page* By VICKIE CHACHERE State Press N ew Tim es prank causes flood of calls to Mecham Gov. Evan Mecham’s phone lines were flooded with about 3,000 calls Wednesday as Valley residents, responding to an April Fool’s story in the New Times, called the governor’s office hoping to hook movie roles. The story announced that a movie called “Fool’s Gold,” starring Bruce Springsteen and Vanna White, would be filmed in the Superstition Mountains next month. 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Terrace Rd. 1523 East A pache, T em pe 9 6 6 -8 5 4 0 min “We’re not going to have c a p ita l im p r o v e m e n ts without bonding,” he said. “If we bond, a portion must be offset by tuition.” Zipley said the students have been trying to get a set s c h e d u le fo r tu itio n increases since 1981. “ (ASA) has wanted a set s c h e d u le fo r tu itio n increases for a long time,” she said. “Setting tuition each year is very draining and emotional for both the regents and the students. “ If we had a schedule we w ould h a v e tim e to concentrate our energies in other areas. But right now we just need to determine the rate of increase.” Cummiskey said he is concerned that the schedule will “set the increases in stone” without taking into account U n iv e r s ity accessibility. He also said ASU tuition should be compared to other state universities each year to ensure the University remains marketable. ASU currently ranks 37th in the nation for in-state tuition costs. “The schedule must allow for changes,” Cummiskey said. “Each year we need to look at the changing market and the number of students who need financial aid.” Regent E sth er Capin, chairman of the board’s finance committee, said the formula can be negotiated yearly. “th e plan is just a more organized and predictable way of setting tuition,” she said. “ But it can be mitigated by the regents every year.” Pfister said the regents will discuss the proposal at this month’s meeting but will postpone voting on the issue. He said the regents are e x p e c te d to v ote on Mecham’s tuition proposal at the next meeting. “We’ve been on a tuition roller coaster,” Zipley said. “We would like to mov • on to another issue.” Since 1977, tuition for in­ state students has increased by $746, and out-of-state tuition has increased by $2,620. 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This World Calls for Lowenbrau. i S ta le P re ss Thursday, April 2,1987 Page 8 U2 to take Activity Center stage despite King holiday recission By b e n Mc C o n n e l l State! Press COUNTRY CLUB A GREAT LITTLE GOLF COURSE! •T ee Times 838-0488 •Located in the Heart of Tempe •9 H o le s. . . Challenging & Fun! •Practice G reen and Driving Range Weekdays Monday through Friday $2 8 U2 is on. Despite ram pant rum ors U2 was canceling its Arizona shows because of Gov. Evan Mecham’s recission of a holiday honoring Martin Luther King Jr., the Irish group will play tonight and Friday at the University Activity Center to kick off its world tour. But a U2 spokesman said if the band had known Mecham canceled the state holiday, band members would have boycotted the state As a formal protest, the group’s manager will m eet with Mecham Watchdog Committee Chairman Ed Buck to “make some sort of contribution” to the Mecham recall effort. \ “We just found out about the boycott late Tuesdkyr^ Mark Coleman, a band spokesman, said. “So it’s kind of late to pull out now. “We’re not here for Evan Mecham. We’re here for the people of Arizona. I think everyone Bpows how U2 feels about Martin Luther King. ” U2’s previous album, The Unforgettable Fire, honors King with “Pride (In the Name of Love),” a Top-40 radio hit, and album cut “MJL.K.” Rumors claiming the band was canceling its Arizona shows (a Saturday show is Includes Electric Cart, H ot Dog an d Beer for 2 people 2032 Golf Ave. Clubhouse Restaurant Weddings / Private Parties With this coupon 831-1244 WAREHOUSE DELI & PUB ^ "GOOD FOOD & D RINK" 1975 “T h e Fam ily'' L e t ’s 9 6 6 -7 7 8 8 1 3 0 E. U niversity Dr. at Forest Get Acquainted Breakfast ASU police report 3 scrambled eggs homestyle potatoes wheat toast butter fir* jam scheduled in Tucson) apparently were fueled by a report in Wednesday’s USA Today. c' The paper quoted the band’s manager, Paul McGuinness, as saying U2 was “deciding what to do” about Mecham’s recission of the state holiday. A spokeswoman at Gammage box office said operators fielded nearly 50 calls Wednesday about the rumor, and a Dillard’s spokeswoman said operators received “quite a few” calls. Mecham rescinded the holiday hours after taking office in January. He said former Gov. Bruce Babbitt illegally signed an order, creating the paid state holiday, after the Legislature rejected it. Another band spokesm an, Paul Wasserman, said, “The band considers the governor’s move a great insult to the memory of Martin Luther King J r .” Band members will try to make Mecham a mere memory by contributing to the recall Mecham movement, t Buck said a cash contribution from the band would be “wonderful,” adding he hoped to meet with the group today! “We have been getting a lot of big booster shots in the last week.” he said. Adam Clayton, U2’s bassist, said Tuesday outside the UAC, the group will “raise a stink” about Mecham during its Arizona shows. . 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But a U2 spokesman said if the band had known Mecham canceled the state holiday, band members would have boycotted the state. As a formal protest, the group’s manager will m eet with Mecham Watchdog Committee Chairman Ed Buck to “make some sort of contribution” to the Mecham recall effort. “We just found out about the boycott late Tuesday,” M ark Coleman, a band spokesman, said. “So it’s kind of late to pull out now. “We’re not here for Evan Mecham. We’re here for the people of Arizona. I think everyone knows how U2 feels about Martin Luther King. ” U2’s previous album, The Unforgettable Fire, honors King with “Pride (In the Name of Love),” a Top-40 radio hit, and album cut “MJLK.” Rumors claiming the band was canceling its Arizona shows (a^Saturday show is scheduled in Tucson) apparently were fueled by a report in Wednesday’s USA Today. The paper quoted the band’s manager, Paul McGuinness, as saying U2 was “ deciding what to do” about Mecham’s recission of the state holiday. A spokeswoman at Gammage box office said operators fielded nearly 50 calls Wednesday about the rumor, and a Dillard’s spokeswoman said operators received “quite a few” calls. Mecham rescinded the holiday hours after taking office in January. He said former Gov. Bruce Babbitt illegally signed an order, creating the paid state holiday, after the Legislature rejected it. Another band spokesm an, Paul Wasserman, said, “The band considers the governor’s move a great insult to the memory of Martin Luther King J r.” Baiid members will try to make Mecham a mere'memory by contributing to the recall Mecham movement. Buck said a cash contribution from the band would be “wonderful,” adding he hoped to meet with the group today 1 “We have been getting a lot of big booster shots in the last week.” he said. Adam Clayton, U2’s bassist, said Tuesday outside the UAC, the group Will “raise a stink” about Mecham during its Arizona shows. 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AWAYr ASU State Press 3 RADIATOR KING The Puzzle ACROSS 1 That woman 4 A state: abbr. 6 Cognizant of 11 Part o f saddle 13 S trik e out 15 Running 16 Rem ain erect 18 Freshwater duck 19 Beverage 21 Pitcher 22 Hypothetical force 23 Irons 26 Pigpen 29 Detest 31 Form er Russian ruler 33 Faeroe Islands whirlwind 34 Half an em 35 M ature 38 Pigpen 39 A state: abbr: 40 41 43 45 47 50 52 53 56 58 60 61 63 65 66 67 For instance Wan A rom a M occasin Having notched edge Sun god Contended Pale Arm adillo Trem ulous M aiden loved by Zeus Loss G o d of manly youth Vapid Sym bol for yttrium Inquire DOWN 1 Blem ish 2 Sharpen 3 Printer’s measure Page 9 Thursday, April 2,1987 COMPLETE COOLING SYSTEM REPAIR A M E R IC A N & F O R E IG N SA L E S & SERV ICE NATIONWIDE CONDITIONAL LIFETIME W ARRANTY •RECORING •REPAIRING •REBUILDING 1900 N. Hayden, Tempe • 990-2464 FR EE E S T IM A T E S & 10% O FF P A R T S & LA B O R WITH s t u d e n t i.d . (Not valid with any other offer.) 5026 E. Main, Mesa • 830-0090 320 S. Arizona Ave., Chandler • 899-3386 4 Mediterra­ nean vessel 5 Talons 6 Lecture 7 Pronoun 8 Choir voice 9 M usical instruments 10 Greek letter 12 Manuscript: abbr. 14 Spanish article 17 B ird's home 20 Likely 24 Harvest 25 Foildws Fri. 27 Country of Africa 28 Period of time 29 Pile 30 Pilaster 32 Hindu peasant 36 Aeriform fluid 37 Raise 42 G o d d e ss of discord 44 Condensed moisture 46 Vessel 48 Remunerate 49 Clever 51 Region 54 Is ill AT CO RN ERSTO N E oThe° P o rn e rsto n C 829-1743 SALE Crew neck Hooded in celebration of "Campus Man," premiering next week, MUAB is presenting "The Dating Game” Tuesday, April 7 at 9 p m at 919 E. Apache in Tempe. Contestants will receive promotional items from the film, dinner passes and a free screening to "Campus Man” Wednesday, April 8. Applications are due Friday, April 3 at 5 p.m. at the MU Activities Center. For further information, call 965-MUAB. W S N O SALE P Sun. 12-6 SALE Reg. SALE $31 95 $40.95 $19.99 $23.99 While Supply Lasts Get ready — the search for your ideal campus man/woman is on! if you would like to be a contestant, please pick up application forms at the MU Activities Center in the lowerjpvel of the MUXandidates should be energetic and witty! M-F 10-9 S u p e r H e a v y W e ig h t S w e a ts h ir ts 56 Paid notice 57 Footlike part 59 Japanese dram a 62 Indian mulberry 64 Note of scale © 1984 U nited Feature S yn dicate HOURS: fSTABLISHtD1994 fly 55 Cozy corner COURSE PRESS SERVICE T H E M kM DONORS WANTED A R IZO N A SPERM B A N K • Age 18-45 work or attend school on a fulltime basis. Must pass semen analysis, complete physical and other required testing. • $25 application fee which will be refunded 6 months after acceptance into the program, must be available for final test 6 months after acceptance of specimen 50$ Caucasian 75$ Ethnic 100$ for special requested ethnic or genetic types 1/2 deferred p a ym e n t to a required 6 m onth blood te st Appointm ent Necessary ¿v, 266-3129 or 279-2941 * ■ Page 10 b y B e rk e B re a th ed BLO O M C O U N T Y great. ourworlp TOUR IS A m ffT AN AisweRQve 'Moose lopoc- anp our co m m t sponsor se n s "(xm -eA m s: DEAR FACULTY, STAFF, A N D STUDENT W ORKERS AT ASU: .TA KNOWTHE7RENP OF TV ACTORS UKE BRUCOMUJS ANP PONJOHNSONPRETBiPM w e n « ROCKSTARS, HIRING tmtClANS AtiPWeN CUTTING AN AIBUM*' WHATFURTHER iHpmmes covcp posstxy u e AHEAP r o by Michael Ritter Ivory Towers mm RP..WWEUR. w ^ I JW CARRYING THEILLEGITIMATE SPAWNOF JIMMS’SWA&GART! ...HMM...I*WKEUR HD!! V0Ü JUST SIEPI THROOW-I AIL "THEEDITORS MEETlMeiS STARTING... SOUR MU-TERMS AND M D O CAN 'T GRAD­ U A T E 'T I L T H E Y E A R / 2m n / 0 V W/T/' ‘ ' f ï r '\\>\-Ü I began working at ASU in 1973 as a Teaching Assistant in Sociology. I have been here since, progressing from TA to adjunct to temporary 'foil-time to Assistant Professor in Justice Studies. I also worked as a departmental clerk-typist one summer. I have deep and sincere respect for many staff and faculty members at ASU, and am concerned that basic worker rights are not guaranteed. For example, as a mother of two small children, I was not able to take a paid maternity leave, as none is provided for faculty. Neither was I provided with any facilities for childcare or even assistance in locating quality, affordable childcare. The simple rights afforded workers in the private sector will not be extended to university employees simply through the concern of the administration. In the light of budget cutbacks, It is especially Important that we unite our efforts under one bargaining organization, the ASU-American Federation of Teachers and University Employees (AFTUE), Local #2050, to negotiate with the university. The union is our only hope for maintaining and extending our rights as employees. Don't complain, unionize. Kathy Ferraro r Vice President for Faculty ASU-AFTUE Local #2050 ..MOU'RE MISSING “WHEEL OF FORTUNE,” iiDNE' m i l va^AI f ill ^ m , S Call 968-3447, 965-6241 or 839-4969 for more information. SALE! PEANUT BUSTER R A M A IT m by Jeff MacNelly Shoe r~ S U rtcP w i Thursday, April 2,1987 WHATAPE YOU m a &ms> YOUm YOUZ WM0 p iw m m ? M ONITI CAPp. o H iu & e r o r iiB Z B , m x m m m rn cmfrz- 1 ,,NßveßMm mm WHATCOLOP IT... m in ili Expires 5-15-87. We’re having a real sale on a real treat. Three thick layers of real hot fudge and crisp, crunchy ■peanuts. With cool and creamy DAIRY QUEEN* soft serve in between. The Peanut Buster* Parfalt. Now only $1.19 at your participating DAIRY QUEEN* store. ASU STU D E N T F O U N D A T IO N and S tu d e n t F o u n d a tio n WKTMAT YOU MONT 950 S. MILLfAcross from Gammage) W .A .M . 966-1957 (Wholesalers Advocating Moderation) * Liquor Barn 0D i& t/ii6(iti*t $20 each. Call Chris, 784-0986 or John, 784-8951. ____________________ U2 TICKETS, first show, second level, half-way back. Second show, first level, 15th row. $20, $30. Susan, 8288498. F u rn itu re WAREHOUSE SALE- Desks from $44, chairs from $5, end tables and coffee tables from $24, typing tables, compu­ ter tables, bookshelves and more. 437-2224. H elp Wanted 10 OPENINGS working with public. Full and part-time available. $8.50 to start. Must be 17 and have car. Call between 11 to 2,829-6754 ________ _____ AIRLINES CRUISELINES hiring! Summer. Career! Good pay. Travel. Call for guide, cassette, newsservice! (916)944-4444 ext. 3. MCI T E L E C O M M U N IC A T IO N S —NOW HIRING— PT telemarketing positions available. Perfect hours for students, 5 p.m.-9:30 p m M-F, $5/hr. ♦ bonuses! CALL NOW FOR DETAILS 249-1143 ARMY BAND. BEALLYOUCANBE. EOE no fée APIA TheBnpIcyment ft. • Car pools available • 4/3 State Pres« Page 15 Thursday, April 2,1987 H elp Wanted H elp Wanted____ L o s t 8» Found P erso n al________ P erso n al S erv ices A SUMMER job as a swimming instructor is available to someone who loves children, has their lifesaving as well as some diving skills. $5.50 per hour, 36 hour week, please call Sue, 946-8462.___________ _____________ OVERSEAS JOBS. Summer, year round. Europe, South America, Australia, Asia. All fields. $900-2000 month. Sightseeing. Free info. Write IJC, Box 52-AZ3, Corona Del Mar, CA 92625. LOST: BOXER/Pit Bull, tan/white fe­ male, vicinity of Rural and Apache. Please call 967-2973. MARGO- WHAT do rats do on their birthdays? ______' THETAS- APRIL Fools was yesterday, but the APEs aren’t foolin', Jacuzzi-AThon will be unforgettable.__________ CORKrN-CLEAVER RESTAURANT ac­ cepting applications for lunch bus person, lunch hostess, lunch waitress. Shorts shifts, good hours, fun at­ mosphere, great money. Apply be­ tween 2-4:30 p.m., Monday through Friday or by appointment. 44th St. and Camelback. 952-0585._______________ MOBILE DISC jockeys: Part-time /positions, male/female. We train. 968-9898. $3 BILLION available in private finan­ cial aid. Don’t get lost in the shuffle only to be turned down. Academic Financial Services can help you locate those badly needed funds. Guaranteed results. $20 processing fee. Call our financial aid counselors today! 9676611. Free counseling available.______ DANCERS, PHOENIX’S classiest want­ ed for strip-o-gram service. Short hours, excellent pay. Randy/Sheryl, 997-6698. ______ DANCERS WANTED: Good money in newly remodeled club, 815 N. Scottsdale Rd., after 6 p.m.______ _________ DISABLED STUDENT needs part-time help. $5 per hour. No experience necessary. Will train. 829-0927._______ EASY MONEY collecting water sam­ ples door-to-door. No selling! 2 coeds needed for East Valley areas. Call Waterpro, 957-1806, M-F, 9-6. Hourly plus bonuses. _____ ______________ FT/PT positions open in a residential program working with MR/DD. Entry level positions with opportunity for advancement. No experience necessary. Call Sher or Mike at 956-0400. FUN PART-TIME student job. Largest company of its kind in Southwest. Pleasant working conditions. Call, ask for Mr. Strickland, 921-9495.______» MARKETING RESEARCH interviewers: Need to hire several full and part-time telephone interviewers to conduct consumer marketing surveys. Day and night hours available in our North Scottsdale office. Starting salary $4,25 an hour. No selling involved. Will train on our computer interviewing systems. Call for details, 483-7505, 483-7544, 9 a.m,-6 p.m._________________ ______ MODELS FOR hair stylist needed. Jaye’s at The Hilton, 827-1691._____ _ NANNY POSITIONS. Care for children In one of several east or west coast locations. Room, board, $120-200 per week. Attend school evenings. One year commitment. Nonsmokers preferred. Call for interview, La Petite Mere, 1-800-621-1985.______________ NEW ENGLAND brother/sister camps, (Massachusetts). Mah-Kee-Nac for boys, Danbee for girls. Counselor positions for program specialists: All team sports, especially baseball, basketball, soccer, plus archery, riflery, and biking. 25 tennis openings. Also, performing arts, gymnastics, rocketry, ropes course. All waterfront activities including swimming, skiing, small craft. Plus, overnight camping, com­ puters, woodcraft, and more. Inquire: J&D Camping, 190 Linden Avenue, Glen Ridge, NJ 07028 (201) (B)429-8522, (G) 328-2727.___________ _________ _ NOW HIRING in our East Valley location: Hard working, neat appearing individuals. $8.95 starting. For inter­ view call 8 a.m.-12 p.m., 969-5979. PANCHO’S MEXICAN Buffet: Inter­ viewing for waiters/waitresses, full and part-time, flexible hours. Apply in person, Monday-Friday, 2-5 p.m. at 1529 N. Scottsdale Rd. (Los Arcos Mall) PART-TIME, 10:00 to 1:00, and flexible, M-F, $3.75 per hour. Call the Sub Machine, 437-9237._________________ PHOTOGRAPHERS- ARE you inter­ ested in doing freelance work for corporations? Earn $50 + per hour. Part or full time. Free details. Send SASE, J&B Photo, PO Box 1991, Elyria, Ohio 44036.______________________ SPARE TIME income; electronics, no experience. Others. For more info, dial 504-641-0091, ext. 1060.7 days:_______ STUDENTS EARN $6 to $10 per hour. Leads make our telemarketing easier. 4:30-9:00, M-F. South Scottsdale office is close to campus. 947-0508.________ TEMPORARY POSITION open for Engineering student to assist in mechanical design work on computer peripheral project. To apply, call 279-2816._____________ ___________ LOST: MEN’S glasses in case near Architectural Building 3-23. Reward. 996-7514 .^ J _______ _________ ^ LOST: PINK sweatsuit in Manzanita 3rd floor laundry room. Please contact Debbie, 784-9680. Reward.___________ M iscellan eou s “STOP FLEECING God’s Flock’’ bump­ er sticker, $3: Cope, PO Box 562, Mesa, AZ 85204. M otorcycles_____ 1982 HONDA Sabre. 12,500 miles, just tuned, new battery. Moving, $1300 OBO. 941-1829._________________ „ CHEAP TRANSPORTATION: 1981 Suzuki GS450L, only $495, runs good. Over 20 other good quality running bikes at low prices. Will accept tax refund check? as payment or deposit. Arizona Motorcycle Sales, Hayden and 1st Streets, Ternpe. 966-0101. _______ HONDA SPREE scooter. Black, very sharp ’85. 400 miles, perfect condition. 837-1905, ask for Dawn._____________ MR. D. Levy: You are wonderful! I’m lovin’ you. Have a happy day. Love, Beckola. _________________ N,M,K,B,H: THANKS .to all of you. My birthday was the greatest!! (What I remember anyway!) Let’s keep the pictures confidential, yes? Thanks! I luvyouall!! Ireeene. _____________ R E IN the face contest donation tables on the mall, or ask your Greek Week rep. _____ PIKE BOB: Remember, I met you, your brother and O.C. at Canary last Saturday night? I hope I’ll catch up with you again soon!! Suzanne. P.S. RSVP in Personals! _________ POOKER, HERE’S to the end of time. I love you. Pooker Me Nellie Nooker. PREGNANT? CONSIDER adoption. We may be able to help with housing and medical expenses. For pressure-free counseling at no charge, call South­ west Adoption Center, Inc., 602-2342229 or 1-800-423-2229.________ * A L ittle R o m a n ce ? THE LOVE LINE O n Campus_____ THE LOOP, a new fast food concept in a totally authentic setting of yesteryear Chicago. Full, part-time, male or female positions. Apply 2-9 p.m. daily. SW comer of Lemon and Terrace, Tempe.____________ . THE STATE PRESS window in the MU will be closed Friday, April 3. If you need to place an ad, please come to The basement in Matthews Center. We’re open from 8-5._____ ________ Most exciting way to meet someone new. WAIT STAFF needed, Rockin’ Freddy’s, Apply after 8 p.m. Wednesday through Saturdày. 222 S. Mill Ave.________ - Personal 1-976-6000 55$ per minute WORK IN a Tempe school. Schoolaged child care site coordinator needed. Position requires person 21 or over, 2 years college experience in education or related field plus 6 months child care experience. Must become CPR and first aid certified, finerprinted and TB tested. Must be dependable and organized. $4.65 per hour. Apply at Tempe YMCA, 2201 S. McClintock by April 2._______ ■ - Instruction 1-976-TALK ARIZONA’S HOTTEST LIVE PARTY LINE $.95, first minute $.45,.each additional minute ADOPTION: WARM, sensitive academ­ ic couple wishes to welcome infant to our loving home. Expenses paid. Legal and confidential. Call collect, 607-2776262. _________ . AEROBICS CERTIFICATION workshop oy National Aerobics Training As­ sociation weekend of April 11 at ASU. 963-9415. _______ _______ ANOREXIA, BUUMIA, compulsive over­ eating. Private and confidential dounseling. Gennie Monroe, AGSW (recovered bulimic). 437-9420 or 2488204. HANG GLIDEI Gently sloping hill. Safe and exciting. Lessons all day only $75. Group rates and gift certificates available. Windsports, 897-7121.______ ATTENTION JUNIORS- Mortar Board. A challenge. A recognition. An opportunity. Apply now, REACH desk, MU. L o s t 8» Found BALLOON BOUQUETS... with cham­ pagne, Corona, cookies, bunnies... and more! Call Balloon Express for detailsl... 951-6493. FOUND: KEYS! “Are We Having Fun Yet?" Inquire at the State Press. 965-7572, Adrian. H elp Wanted CONGRATULATIONS TO Sllmeballs, 1987 Oozeball Champs, and Sigs, 1987 Oozeball Runners Up. See you next year. The Student Alumni Oozeball Committee. _____ DIONE: HAVE a great birthday. You deserve it. Love ya lots! Julie. Campus Sales Representative _ Nestlé-Beich, Inc., a subsidiary of Nestlé Foods Corporation, is interested in interviewing candidates for a Campus Sales Representative. Beginning in the Fall of 1987, you will sell candy and chocolates to on-campus organizations interested in raising money for campus activities, civic programs or any other project that requires funding. The potential is unlimited. Your customers could be fraternity dr sorority organizations, campus clubs, athletic associations, or dormitory groups. Only pne Campus Sales representative will be hired, so the campus will be vour own sales territory. We will provide you with the support of Field Management, our Customer Relations Department (which includes an 800 telephone number) and company-paid on-campus advertising. You will be compensated on a commission basis, 8% of your sales. The ideal candidate will be an undergraduate (preferably Sophomore, Junior status) or graduate student. FREE TUITION! Buy raffle tickets from Alpha Kappa Psi table in front of Business, Engineering, Cady Mailt GAY MEN, meet the valley’s best conversation line (up to five callers at a time), 1-976-6253. One on one confer­ ence line, 1r976-4297. Gay Exchange, the ultimate} in gayintroduction services, 1-976-1100. HELLO JUNIORS! The time is now! Mortar Board 1987-88. Find your opportunity. R.E.A.C.H., lower MU. HERPES SUPPORT group for singles, Tempe area. East Valley Group, PO Box 2710, Scottsdale, 85252. INTRODUCTION LINE where women meet women, dial 1-976-WYMN. Gay date line where men meet men, 1-976-5800. JOHN GIANNOLA: I love you. You're the best. Can't wait until this weekend... Let’s rage! _____ ______ Nëstlë-Beich Call 24 hour« RICK DURAN: Happy 25th birthday. Get psyched for Premiere. Your best friends. SECRET ADMIRER: Making my day is one thing, making my night is another. Van. ________________________ SINGLE? CALL Cupid’s Headline at $.60 per minute. Listen to personal ads, then leave your own. We don’t code ads. 1-976-1000. , . SPORT FRIENDS ... .95 a call ... ...... 1-976-ptay.... Join us! TEDDY BEAR: Looking forward to this weekend. Maybe we can “do lunch’’? Bambi. U2 TICKETS, rows 1-9 on floor and lower level for both Tempe shows and Saturday Tucson show. 956-5356._____ C a ll 24 Houral Zkoiotf 4 79U*f Recorded Gay Personal Ads • • • • N ew A d s D a ily N o ‘Coded* A d s A ll P h on e N um bers N o M em b ership F e es 1 -9 7 6 -4 MEN Dial 1-976-4636 First Min 55$/E4 Adtfl Min 45$ Fr— I—After Ikteniwt teie de^sods you4! be ebta to piece yeur own! R e a l Estate ALAMEDA ESTATES: Price reduced to $169,900. 4 bedroom, 2 bath, 2450 square feet, pool. Must sell. George Cannon, OwnerAgent, Tradewinds. 820-3333,966-4477._____________ _ A STEAL at $55,500. Owner loses, but you can win with this 3 large bedrooms, 1Vi bath home in well-kept, quiet, carefree townhouse community near Price/Southern. Over 1320 square feet. If you like a kitchen with lots of counter space and room, generous storage, this is it! A private, landscaped covered patio leads out to your 2 covered parking spots. Low utilities, easy maintenance, and excellent location are included. Call Melinda, Tradewinds Realty, 820-3333,836-7428. DESPERATE! MOVED to Tucson and staying! Have $8300 equity in 2 bedroom, 1 bath Tempe townhouse. Will trade for adult toys: car, etc. Will carry paper. Very negotiable. Call Keith now, 1-299-6777 or 1-299-7999.________ FOR SALE: Luxury townhome in Los Prados community, 13th SUHardy. This 2 bedroom, 1Vz bath can be vours with only $5500 down to assume nonqualifying loan. Priced at $71,000 (below builders current prices). Call Melinda, Tradewinds Realty, 820-3333, 638-7428. ___________ NICE 1984 3 bedroom, 1 bath home, Many extras. Near ASU Research Park, McClintock and Chandler Blvd. Prefer FHA financing. $61,800.899-7054._____ PAPAGO PARK - College/Curry. Bike to ASU. Two level condo, vaulted ceilings. Approximately 1135 square feet. Two bedroom, two bath, appliances in­ cluded, tile entry, pastel colors. $78,500. assume or refinance low down FHA loan. By owner/Realty Executives. Principles only. Call 948-8871. _______ R id e Needed NEED RIDE to Flagstaff Saturday morning. Will compensate. Call Jack, 967-2691 evenings.________ _ R oom m ate wanted ANY 3 roommates to share nice 3 bedroom, 2 bath house in Gilbert area. 1 mile south of freeway. Air and evaporative, all appliances. Call 8922113._______ FEMALE NONSMOKER to share three bedroom, two bath apartment. Three pools, Jacuzzi, weight room, free aerobics classes. $210 plus Vb utilities. Call Leah, 431-0665.__________ __ FEMALE NONSMOKER: Share 3 bed­ room, 2 bath townhouse 1 mile to ASU. $200 + 16 utilities. Debbie, 966-4362. MALE, OWN bedroom, bathroom. Only $230/month + V* utilities. 14 mile from ASU. Beautiful apartment. Call 8293535. Lease starts May 15th. ______ Cod 24 Hoursl MATH TUTORING- Beginning to ad­ vanced. NW Phoenix and Tempe. Rick, 938-2901. $7/hour. _____________ _ RESEARCH ASSISTANCE. Largest library of information in U.S. • all areas. Toll-free hot-line: 1-800-351-0222. THE MARGARITAVILLE Duo plays Jimmy Buffett’s music for your party. Rick Wheeler, 867-0259 o r867-9317. WRITING HELP. Will edit papers, write resumes. $10/hour negotiable. B.A. in English. Jane, 967-3202._____________ CLASSIFIEDS WORK. Transportation ATTENTION: FREE cars to all major cities. 21 or older. Call AAA Driveaway, 277-9979. _____________ CARS AVAILABLE - 21 or older. All States Drlve-away, 992-5200._________ Travel 2 ROUND-TRIP NW airline tickets. Phoenix to Minneapolis, April 10-12, 24-26. $178 each. 969-1926.________ _ AIRLINE TICKET: Phoenix to Richmond, Virginia.May 20th, only $100 OBO. 438-1205._________ • FOR SALE: $185 round-trip, Phoenix to West Palm Beach, Florida. Leave April 9th, return April 13th. Call Jeff, 897-0007. _______________________ ROCKY POINTE Mexico vacation apartment with fireplace, overlooking beautiful beach. $100/person (minimum 4 people, one week). 972-6567. Recordad Personal Ostina Ads First Min 55$/Ea Adtfl Min 46$ Free! *aflec listening te tede / s ads you'll b# «Me to placa year own! INCOME TAX • accounting. Over 9 years prior experience working for IRS. Bob Soper, CPA. Phone 946-9192._____ MOBILE HOME: Sacrifice 2 bedroom 12x52, storage, washer, dryer. $6500 terms/offer. 878-3048.______________ MALE, FEMALE nonsmoker to share quiet 3 bedroom, 2 bath cul-de-sac home. Pool, WD, cable, all kitchen amenities. $225 month plus utilities. Call Dennis, 968-4501. ________ ' 1- 976-4000 HAVE UNWANTED facial or body hair removed permanently by electrolysis. Free consultation, located in Tempe. Call Sharon at Desert Electrolysis Center, 829-7829.__________________ KANSAS CITY $85 round-trip Friday, April 3-Sunday, April 5. Call 829-8452 for airline ticket. Leave message. GUEST HOUSE for rent, one block from ASU. $215 plus utilities. Call 894-2685. la s ia s t q n j M ost Fun W ay to M oot Som eone N e w . . . * No Mem bership Fees * No ‘Coded1Ads * A ll Phone Numbersl BUYER BEWARE! Many private com­ panies charge a fee for computer assisted searches for scholarship and grant programs. ASU does not endorse any product or service. These services are not connected to any University (including federal or state) financial aid programs.________________________ GOVERNMENT HOMES from $1 (U repair). Delinquent tax property. Call 1-619-565-1657 Ext. H23AZ for current repo list. _____ ._______ Giva tha bars a break! If you have: • An Entreprenerial Spirit • Drive to Succeed • Above Average Grades • Well Organized • Strong Interpersonal Skills • Experience in Student Activities This could be your opportunity to distinguish yourself as a successful business person. If interested, please send resume and transcript to: Teresa R. Salerno, Director, Personnel, Nestlé-Beich, 101 S. Lumber Street, Bloomington, IL 61701 •A il phone numbers No membership fees Free — after listening to today's ads you will be able to place your own « U2, HOWIE Mandell, Europe, Bruce Hornsby, and others. Rows 1-9. 8290196.________ -________ . RESPONSIBLE FEMALE roommate wanted for 2 bedroom, 2 bath furnished apartment 1 mile west of campus. Jacuzzi, laundry. $250 month plus Vz utilities. Call Jackie, 967-1825 or Tammy, 921-9090. :________ _______ ROOMMATE TO share 3 bedroom, 2 bath condo. Pool, jaquzzi, microwave. $185+ V» utilities. Dobson and Uhl* versify. 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