Arizona State University sta te p re s s Voi. 69 No. 107 T e m p e , A r iz o n a Tuesday, March 24,1987 « Copyright, State Press, 1987 Park directors try new ways to stop slump By TINA DAUNT State Press The ASU Research P ark’s board of directors is attempting to pull the park out of its financial slump by refinancing the park’s bonds and allowing production of scientific products, the board’s president said Monday. Ip June 1984, Tempe issued $11.5 million in bonds to construct buildings, roads and landscaping in the 323-acre park located at P rice and Elliot Roads in southeast Teinpe. John Welty, the board president, said if the board is able to refinance the bonds, payments could be delayed for up to five years — giving the park enough time to recover from the slump. Beginning this sum m er, park planners will be required to pay an annual rate of about $1.2 to $1.4 million to bond holders for the next 24 years. We were afraid to allow manufacturing because we didn’t want to build an industrial park. B u t . . . a lot o f folks that we thought would come to the park simply aren’t building.’ — John Welty Welty said that leasing spaces for light m anufacturing, such as computer software and machine parts, could make the park more m arketable. Since the park’s opening in spring 1986, the available space in the two existing buildings has not been leased as quickly as board m em bers would have liked, he said. Currently, the park houses two firm s, Analyze and the Center for Advance Purchasing Studies. Welty said the park was at a disadvantage because it was one of the few in the United States that did not allow manufacturing. “We were afraid to allow manufacturing because we didn’t want to build an industrial park,” he said. “But the truth of the m atter is a lot of folks that we thought would come to the park simply aren’t building. “The park has been slowed down to a walk, and we didn’t want our (policies) to be a b arrier.” He said the board has been forced to expand the leasing policies and refinance to put the research park back on track. The Arizona Board of Regents voted a t its Friday meeting a t ASU to allow park planners to adm it m anufacturers. The regents will review the refinancing {dans at the April board meeting. At the January regents meeting, the board voted to let the park increase its line of credit to $600,000. About $220,000 of the limit has been spent on salaries and operating costs. Welty said the park board will lease spaces for support services, such as a restaurant and a post office, for both park tenants and community residents. “We’re not trying to encourage a shopping center,” he said. “But we would like to encourage the community to come to see the park.” Jennus Burton, ASU’s assistant vice president for business affairs,"said he thinks the park is “pulling out of its slump. ” “In the past month the interest in leasing at the park has been ten fold more than five months ago,” he said. “We’re getting back on track.” Burton said the board plans to sign a lease with another firm this week. The new lease comes at a tim e when Frost Construction and Development Co., which contracted to build the park’s third facility, asked the board either to delay rental paym ents for one year or cancel its agreem ent and return F rost’s $193,000 construction payment. P ark planners currently are negotiating with Frost to retain the infrastructure paym ent and are encouraging the company to build the facility. inside today ASU W EATHER Partly cloudy skies today with an expected high of 67 degrees. The expected low Is 46. S p a rk y -lin g s h in e University Activity Center custodian Don Richer polishes the basketball court with a cleaning solution Monday morning after a weekend of gymnastics. Richer, who has been working h y h e building for 14 years, said he cleans the floor after every event to prolong the life of the court. Tem pe crime rises 6.5 percent; reaches highest index in 4 years Fuller and 20-year-old Vincent Nieland were the only ASU. students m urdered in Tempe. Nieland was stabbed to death September 6 a t 850 S. River Drive. Clay said the victim s in three of the seven m urders knew the suspects. Fairbanks predicted crim e will continue to rise, but he does not think Tempe’s growing population played a role in the increase in crim es for 1986. In Tempe, 82.8 (J every 1,000 people were victim s of some type of crim e, up from 77.4 in 1985. By MIKE BURGESS State Press The City of Tempe m atched a record seven homicides in 1986, as crim e rose 6.5 percent since 1985 to give Tempe its highest crim e index in four years, Tempe Police Chief A rthur Fairbanks said the increase in crim e can bd'attributed to ASU students as both victim s and perpetrators because they fall into th e age group most responsible for crim e. “ A nytim e you g a th e r 40,000 people of that age group, there will be crim e,” he said. Fairbanks said Tempe’s crim e index of 11,003 crim es is actually lower because ASU’s 40,000 stu dents probably are not part of T e m p e ’s p e rm a n e n t population of 132,866. He said he is “not pleased” about the increase in violent crimes, but doesn’t think CRIME NUMRER crime is “terribly bad” in MURDER 7 Tempe. “ I th in k (m u rd e r) RAPE 53 indicates a problem in our AGS. ASSAULT 391 society,” he said. “There’s no way police can predict BURGLARY 1,781 when a m urder will occur. LARCENY 7,819 “They will go up and they willgodown.” AUTO THEFT 658 Tempe police spokesman ARSON 50 Roger Clay said only two 1986 m urders rem ained unsolved — the sniper death of 39-year-old A m brose S eim etz a t 1229 W. University Drive on July 4, and the shooting death of 22year-old Shelley Fuller at S ouK c Temp. Polle* Department 1901E . Apache Blvd. on July 6. J. RUSSELL NELSON President rejects a proposal to make Martin Luther King holiday at ASU. Page 3. In addition to matching a homicide record set in 1980, Tem pe set records in larceny and auto theft. INCREASE/ DECREASE up 7 dow n 11.7% up 28.6% down 11% up 7.3% up 27.5% N /A Graph: Jan Baealone/8tate Preee “We don’t feel that our crim e rate is actually that high in compared to the other Valley agencies,” Clay said. He said there is no area in Tempe where crim e rates are especially high, but crim e does increase in specific areas for a few weeks and then returns to normal. Clay said most crimes occur on Wednesdays and Fridays around midnight. Although the number of violent crim es is up, 1986 did show a decline in burglaries and reported rapes. Clay attributed the decline to neighborhood w atch program s and increased public knowledge. C la s s ifie d ..... .................. — .22 Comics ..... 16 Opinion ................................ 4 Police report.................................... 15 Sports ....................... 17 Today................... — — --------- 2 T Sto» Erta« today •Robert Hastings will speak on "UFO’s: The Hidden History.” The lecture will begin at 11:30 a.m. in the MU Arizona Room. There will also be a slide show. The event is sponsored by ASASU Political Union. Meetings •Sun Devil Spark Yearbook Staff will meet at 11 a.m. In the MU Yuma Room for a staff organizational meeting for next year. All positions are available. Come to the meeting for more information and an application. •Campus Alcoholics Anonymous will meet at noon In the MU Navajo Room. •Lesbian and Gay Academic Union will meet at 5 p.m. Please call 969-1913 or 996-8648 for the location. •ASU Skydiving Club will meet at 8 p.m. in the MU Navajo Room. Win your first jump free in our raffle. There will be a secret second prize. You can’t win if you don’t buy a ticket. Everyone is welcome. Entertainment •Piano Master Class with pianist Raymond Jackson' will begin at 2:40 p.m. in Recital Hall. •A combo from the ASU Jazz Studies Program will perform In concert at 7:30 p.m. in Recital Hall. •The local chamber ensemble Bach West performs in concert at 7:30 p.m. in Recital Hall. Lecture Announcement •Mark Reader, ASU professor of p o litica l scien ce w ill speak on “ Science: The Prostitute of War.” The lecture will begin at 3 p.m. In the MU Yavapai Robm and is sponsored by the United Campuses to Prevent Nuclear War. •The ASU Spring Blood Drive will be held today through Friday In the MU Cochise Room from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m., at Danforth Chapel from 9:30 a.m. to 2 p.m. and at Tyler Mall and Palm Walk from 10 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSES’ MOUTH!!! 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B ä r 829-7400 Hayden & 1st 894-0799 Southern & Mill 8suthtrn Slate Press Pay 3 Tuesday, March 24,1987 Nelson rejects proposal for King holiday at A S U B y b e n Mc C o n S tate Press n ell P resid en t J . Russell Nelson rejected a proposal Monday to create an ASU holiday honoring slain civil rights leader Martin Luther King, Jr., dealing another blow to Arizona supporters of the holiday. Supporters were disappointed, but not su rp rised by Nelson’s J. Russell Nelson decision. In other senate action, Associated Students President Chris Cummiskey said a preliminary report shows that although students are satisfied with undergraduate instruction, many are concerned that research inhibits teaching. Speaking before the Faculty Senate, Nelson said he based his decision to reject the King holiday proposal on the advice of University General Counsel. Although the Arizona Board of Regents grants university presidents the power to create holidays, Nelson said the forwarded the resolution to the Faculty Senate in December counsel agreed with the opinion of State Attorney General 1986, said he was not surprised by Nelson’s decision. “Given the fact the governor has rejected it and the Bob Corbin, who suggested Gov. Evan Mecham squelch the Legislature won’t pass it, I wouldn’t expect the president to state holiday. Corbin’s opinion said a governor does not have the go against the tide,” he said. “But I would have hoped for an authority to create a state holiday, only the state Legislature. alternative — an academic holiday — I recommend (Nelson) In 1986, form er Gov. Bruce Babbitt signed an executive look into it.” order creating a M artin Luther King, Jr. holiday, after the Faculty Senate Chairman Ron Alvarado also said he was state Legislature narrowly defeated the idea. Mecham disappointed with Nelson’s decision, “but he would have been rescinded the order on his first day in office, claiming foolish to act against the advice of legal counsel.” Babbitt created the holiday illegally. Althougb-he'Strongly supports a holiday honoring King, In his prepared rem arks, Nelson said: “I have concluded Atvardo said, “There would be nothing to be gained with a there is a serious question concerning the power of the defiant position (to Nelson’s ).” Arizona Board of Regents to delegate, to the presidents of the Winding down his last few months as Associated Students universities, the authority to designate holidays which may be a t variance from those already designated by the Arizona president, Cummiskey said a report he is preparing shows students are concerned with research infringing on Legislature. “The general counsel has advised me that the attorney instruction. “Many are concerned that instruction will just come along general’s opinion m akes a strong argum ent in support of the proposition that the authority to declare holidays for state with research,” he said. Cummiskey said his report will be presented to the April employees is vested solely with the Legislature.” Bruce Mason, a , professor of political science who meeting of the Arizona Board of Regents. Republicans start campaign to restore support for Mecham By KE R R Y F E H R State Press || The state Republican P arty is launching an advertising cam paign to restore public support for Gov. Evan Mecbiam, who received his w orst job-perform ance rating in a recent newspaper telephone opinion poll. Joe Izbrand, a spokesman in the state GOP office, said the party’s executive com m ittee adopted a resolution during its Saturday m eeting to “reach out to the public and let it know the positive side of Gov. Mecham’s adm inistration.” The Arizona Republic polled 607 Maricopa County residents March 7-11, with 51 percent of the respondents saying they were dissatisfied with Mecham’s three-m onth job perform ance. The poll’s m argin of error was 4 percent. In an effort to reach voters a t ASU, Izbrand said he hopes the College Republicans club will aid in the public relations campaign. B ut the club’s ch airm an , S tu a rt Goodman, said he is unsure if the group will participate. “We’re an arm of the state party, but it’s hard as a student to go and support an individual who is not supporting you,” Goodman said, referring to Mecham’s university budget proposals. Goodman said Mecham’s problems with public support stem from his style. “It’s not w hat (Mecham is) saying but how he is saying it,” he said. Goodman said the state GOP’s campaign is “not so much a cam paign for E v,” adding, “They’re campaigning for the party.” He said the party wants to make it clear that “not every Republican is on the far right (like Mecham is).” Political Science Professor Bruce Mason said public relations campaigns conducted by political parties are not uncommon but not so early in an adm inistration. 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I S O LID T A N K S | now *3.50 »Huge stock «Various colors (Reg. $5) With coupon only through 3-29-87. With this ad only through 3-29-87. A -— - — Christown Mall 'Pacific £yes &Ts Westridge Mall (By Dillards) (By Dillards) 4 3 3 -2 9 4 9 873-2607 Tower Plaza Tempe: 725 S. Rural Rd. (38th St. & Thomas) (Cornerstone) 244-9 1 1 9 966-5560 Snow birds tainting normal quality of life in Valley A note to all of our students who are from out-of-state: this article is in no way directed a t you; just to your friends, relatives and acquaintances who m ake our town more miserable than it has to be. See if this sounds fam iliar. You’re driving.down a road with a 45 mph speed lim it. You feel great. You’re doiiig45-50, the radio is turned up and the sun is bright. Suddenly, an olive green 1977 Buick Le Sabre pulls in front of you. You slam on your brakes. Visible on the back bum per next to the out-of-state plates are an Elk’s Lodge sticker and an ‘I love schnausers’ sticker. Your speedom eter needle quivers down to 25. Your stomach turns into a knot. You look up to see if you can m ake out what this idiot looks like, but all you see is a tiny blue bonnet hat and two hands stuck straight up clutching the steering wheel. The clouds roll in over the sun. It starts to rain. Your radio shorts (Hit. Finally, an opening in the other lane! You switch lanes, pull up next to the drab, four door beast, and yell, “ (expletive deleted) snowbirds! Why don’t you just m ail the m oney?!” Snowbirds. The word alone is enough to m ake women scream , dogs bark and kids point. Why is it that this annoying and increasingly senile brand of fowl seems to be polluting our state’s atmosphere more and more every year? To be fair, there are two types of snowbirds: the old ’uns and the young ’uns. I’ve always said age before beauty, so let’s sta rt with grandm a and grandpa Fred. For those of us who golf on occasion, the snowbird is a real pest. While we sit and w ait for H arry and Homer to gingerly set their tees in the ground, and smooth out the wrinkles in their lim e green polyester shirts with the penguin on the pocket, we could have played the entire Phoenix Open several tim es through. Not only that, have you ever seen how they butcher the green of a golf course? It looks like a herd of gophers has moved in. Then there’s the m alls. These jokers walk the sam e way they drive. They cut right in front of you after you’ve picked up a good pace and then proceed to shuffle their Hush Puppies ever-so-slowly so that they can study all the cracks in the m arble floor. “Boy," they say to one another, “ya sure don’t see floors like this back in Sioux F alls!” OK, enough on the m ature, proud-to-be-wearing-polyester crowd. Let’s move on to those swinging singles: the young ’uns. The young ’uns can usually be picked out of a crowd two ways. F irst, they wear shorts and tank tops with Hawaiian hula girls on them when it’s 60 degrees outside and, second, they have the best tans because they spend half thenvacations in tanning booths. Usually, when they first arrive in Arizona, the young ’uns host or hostess has a big agenda planned out for them. First, the Grand Canyon, then some skiing up a t Sunrise, then . . . but nooo! They spend their tim e watching TV in the afternoon and banging out in bars a t night. And then they have the nerve to complain that we ASU folk don’t know how to party! Gee, they sure make them nervy back east, don’t they? I have no idea what a snowbird’s idea of a “real party” is. Out here, it just m eans having a good tim e. Ju st because we don’t get off on sipping cognac and puffing on Grandpapa’s 16th century oak pipe, that doesn’t m ake us boring. Some suggestions are in order to curb this, the greatest problem facing our state since Ev Mecham quit selling Trans Ams. For the drivers, designated “snowbird lanes” on our streets and highways where the speed lim it is 15-20 mph less than in the residential lanes. Also featured will be a colorful travelogue projected on the neighboring median. For the partyers, “snowbird bars.” Places with hip names such as “BooFs Chateau” and “The Pink Snob” will start popping up all over the Valley, so the young ’uns can sip their cognac and quit complaining. So, if you come to Arizona and plan on bringing with you a good attitude and even better driving skills, great. Have yourself a blast. If not, please ju st m ail the money and stay home so you can scrape all the ice off your windshield. Alex Simon is a sophomore majoring in liberal arts. letters The truth about business college Editor: Dean John K raft’s confusing letter of Feb. 27 regarding accreditation problems in the College of B usiness c a lls out for clarification through an exam ination of the relevant facts. The college’s accrediting body establishes a m in im u m level of full-time equivalent (FTE) faculty based on the num ber of student credit hours (SCH) generated. For fall sem ester, 1966, SCH were 77,047 undergraduate and 5,944 graduate. Using the accrediting body’s form ula, the college is required to have a minimum FTE faculty of 212 to be in good standing. Exam ination of the college’s 1986-87 budget discloses a total of 239 FTE faculty positions and $9,596,045 for faculty salaries. Of these positions, 177 appear as filled and 38 as unfilled for a total of 21, m ore than sufficient to m eet the accrediting body’s standard. Monies associated with the unfilled positions total $1,352,835. In addition, the college budget contains no less than 25 FTE graduate associate positions that are available to provide additional instruction personnel. If he wishes to convince his audience that the college’s difficulties arise from having “ too many students and too few faculty,” K raft should first explain why available funds are not being used for the purpose for which they were appropriated and on what other activities these funds are, in fact, being expended. D uring its first five years of existence as an identifiable entity, the college, although operating without benefit of accreditation, attracted quality students who were sought after by national as well as local employers. Many of the graduates from that period enjoyed great success in the business and professional world, including one individual who is currently chairm an-elect of the prestigious American Institute of Certified Public Accountants. Once accreditation w as attained, the college Continued to be in good standing through 1980-81. Maintaining the required faculty ratios required constant monitoring and skillful managem ent of resources, especially during the rapid growth period of the 1970s when the college did not receive a fair share of new faculty positions. Despite this obstacle, the college dealt with growth to 90,970 SCH while offering only a handful of class sections larger than 60 students. During this tim e the faculty was extrem ely productive in research and publication of articles and textbooks. For example, a 1981 article appearing in “The Accounting Review” discloses that during the period 1973-1977, ASU ranked eighth in total articles appearing in 12 leading journals and 18th on the basis of articles per faculty member, ranking in both categories ahead of such schools as Florida, Washington, H arvard and Indiana . This was accomplished while faculty members were teaching nine hours, not three or six. At that tim e, too, service to the University and to th e college’s business and professional constituencies was stressed and rewarded. Today, service is rarely, if ever, mentioned in any discussion of U n iv e r s ity g o a ls and fa c u lty responsibilities. Dean K raft is correct in stating that the d e fe rra l of a c c re d ita tio n is an em barrassm ent to all of us who care about the institution. But he seem s unaware that the m ass he inherited was created by his predecessors of the last five years, who were unable to m aintain accreditation standards despite increased resources and a significant decline in student credit hours. It was during this period that a large number of the college’s most productive faculty m em bers resigned or took early retirem ent because of their dissatisfaction with the shift in em phasis away from the needs of students. ASU is not faced with a choice between being a leading research university or a diploma mill, as K raft suggests. The University can once again become a place where students come first and where teaching, research and service are all treasured , .and rewarded if the top adm inistration w ill acknow ledge its grievous errors of the past and adopt the model set forth in the Carnegie Foundation report. In that environm ent accreditation problems can easily be solved. William Huizingh Professor Em eritus, Accounting LETTER POLICY^ Letters should be typed, double-spaced and no longer than two pages. Any su b­ missions not in adherence with letter policy will not be published. Letters are subject to editing on the basis of clarity, length or conform ance to newspaper style. Include your full name, c la ss standing and major, or other affiliation with the University, along with your phone number. Requests for anonymity are granted if a reason is given. Send letters to: Letters, State Press, Matthews Center, Arizona State University, Tempe, A Z 85287. 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Advertising & Production: 965-7572. • The State Press is the only newspaper exclusively published lor and circulated on the ASU campus. The news and views published in this newspaper are not necessarily those of the ASU administration, faculty, staff or student body. State Pres» Page 5 Tuesday, March 24,1987 President sincere in attempt to account for August No m atter what Ronald Reagan says to win back his popularity, he will never convince the American people of his innocence until he rem em bers what he was doing on Aug. 8, 1985. Not only did the president insist that he could not recall what he was doing then, but he challenged every man, woman and child in the United States to rem em ber what they were doing on that day. Mr. Reagan has taken the position that as president he has the authority to forget anything he wants to. Privately he is going bonkers trying to rem em ber what he was doing on the August date. The other night a t dinner he said to Nancy, “Wait a minute, it’s coming to me. I know what I was doing. I was windsurfing* on the Potomac with George Schultz. I rem em ber it because he showed me his tattoo.” Nancy said, “I saw the tattoo, too. But it was Aug. 7, Ronnie.” “Darn, I know I was somewhere, doing “Doesn’t your staff have some record of that date?” “They can’t even rem em ber what Donald Regan was doing that day.” “The date couldn’t have been an im portant one or someone would have rem em bered seeing you.” “Suppose I was on a secret mission with Bud M cFarlane and Ollie North flying arm s in a dense fog over Iran .” “You wouldn’t forget th at.” “I would if I was still working at W arn«1 B rothers.” “If I know you, Ronnie, you were probably doing nothing more than holding a photo opportunity on the White House lawn.” “Why don’t I call Sam Donaldson and ask him if he shouted at me in the Rose Garden on Aug. 8?” “It wouldn’t mean anything. Sam shouts at you every tim e he sees you. Ronnie, you have a lot to rem em ber now without trying to recall what you were doing two summers ago.” A it B u c h w a ld Los Angeles Times Syndicate something. It’s on the tip of my tongue. ” “Ronnie, you’re fretting too much. People don’t care where you were on Aug. 8. They want you just as long as you will be their Teflon president. ” “How can I be a Teflon leader when I don’t know my own whereabouts?” “ M any presidents did not know where they were during their term s in office. But that didn’t stop them from getting into the World Almanac. History will rem em ber you for what you forgot.” “Nancy, it’s weird. I can’t sleep in the afternoon trying to recall what I did on Aug. 8.” sta te p re s s Y o u can stay o n top o f the news because we do. 1 W ED N ES D A Y A N D T H U R S D A Y O N LY! BTHRTRBC BLOOPERS “But, Nancy, my whole credibility depends on it. How can a president m aintain ' his popularity if he has no idea what he was doing in the heat of 1985?” “Ronnie, all the people want to know is when you OKd the arm s for Iran. ” “It’s not that easy. I’ll bet there isn’t one person in this country who can rem em ber when they OKd an arm s shipment to Iran. ” “It doesn’t m atter. What m atters is where you keep the button and how you push it. ” “What button? I don’t know anything about a button. Have I got a button here somewhere? Who said anything about a button?” “Ronnie, I wrote it all down on your shirt cuff. The button is under the dining room table next to your foot. You step on it once to launch an all-out m issile attack on the Soviet Union, and twice when you want the butler to clear the table. Can you rem em ber that?” “Of course. That’s something that stays in a president’s mind forever. 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Pete Corpstein, R-Paradise Valley, was one of 14 senators to vote against Senate Bill 1456. .Fifteen senators voted for the bill, but it did not receive a m ajority vote because one senator was absent. “I think probably some (senators) have so little confidence in what the Board of Regents are doing now that it m ight be one of the reasons (for voting against the bill),” Corpstein said. He said some lawm akers are particularly upset with the board’s handling of a lawsuit filed by form er UA basketball coach Ben Lindsey and complaints against the UA police departm ent. “It’s just sending a little shot over the bow,” he said. “Some think we should get into regulating everything.” ASU Police Chief C. Russell Duncan said he will try to attach the legislation to another bill for reconsideration. Duncan said ASU officials pushed for the bill because University police currently have no power to control skateboarding on campus. The bill would have given ASU police the ability to impound skateboards and ticket skateboarders, which they blame for damaging concrete benches, steps and ashtrays on campus. Corpstein said he was not aw are of the damage to campus property, adding University police should try to m aintain good relations with the skateboarders because some m ay be future students. Regent Donald P itt said by voting down the bill, the Senate m ay have forced the universities to increase their risk managem ent funds to pay for the damaged item s or possible liability suits from skateboarders who are hurt on campus. “I somehow have trouble tying together skateboarding with Sen. Corpstein’s rem arks,” P itt said. Sen. P eter Kay, R-Phoenix, said he voted against the bill because the language regarding parking citations was defective. Kay said under current statute, ASU parking services cannot ticket cars parked by members of the general public without issuing a warning first. The bill removed that warning, but did not strike the original language. “The language contradicts,” Kay said. “ I won’t vote for defective language. ” Richard Landreth, ASU assistant director of parking services, said signs a t the entrance of parking lots constitutes a warning. The Arizona Sonata voted down a bill that would have given ASU police the authority to ticket skateboarders. ASU faculty members request support for regent seat bill ASU faculty m em bers have asked a Tempe senator to support a bill creating a faculty member seat on the Arizona Board of Regents, but will not introduce the legislation this session, a faculty lobbyist said Monday. P eter Gorski, a Tempe attorney and lobbyist for the Faculty Association a t ASU, said a bill creating a faculty regent post will not be brought before lawm akers this year because it would jeopardize another bill that would m ake the student regent a perm anent post. Gorski said his group is waiting until next session to make a serious push for a faculty regent. Under the group’s {dan, the faculty regent would be a non-voting m em ber of the board and would be selected on a rotating basis from ASU, NAU and UA. Tempe Sen. Doug Todd, R-Tempe, said faculty m em bers had approached him about the faculty regent m easure, but he warned them not to attach the request to the student regent bill because it would have “killed it deader Qian hell. ” “There are enough no votes on both issues that it would have died, ’’ Todd said. The student regent bill elim inates the sunset clause on the student regent post, m aking it a perm anent m em ber of the board. The legislation, which is before the House of R epresentatives fo r final legislative approval, does not give the student regent voting rights. “The idea (of a faculty regent) has been kicked around before,” Todd said. “This is the first tim e I have, seen it in a solid proposal.” Regent Donald Shropshire said ASU P résid ait J . Russell Nelson is supposed to represent faculty interests on the board. Shropshire said he is not sure he would support a request for a faculty regent. “I really lean toward the position that the presidents represent the faculty,” he said. “I am m ore concerned with how we can make faculty participation m ore effective. ” He said the board is particularly concerned that faculty members are not being included on board discussion of m erit pay and new admission standards a t the universities. “I’ve seen a general difference between student and faculty,” Shropshire said. “But I am not convinced th at the m ere fact that a student representative is there that autom atically m akes for an equal treatm ent for the faculty.” Bruce Mason, p résid ait of the faculty association, said he doesn’t think Nelson represents faculty interests on the board, especially in areas th at the adm inistration and faculty disagree. “He is supposed to represent student interests,” Mason said. “It’s not a question of evil intent. It’s just a question of out of sight, out of m ind.” -V IC K IE CHACHERE A S S O C IA T E D S T U D E N T S L E C T U R E S E R IE S | 9 8 7 with the C re a tive W ritin g S tu d en ts A sso c. p re s e n ts An Evening with Author JOHN UPDIKE Featuring lecture and readings from some of his popular works TO D AY 8:00 P .M . . M E M O R IA L U N IO N A R IZ O N A R O O M Q u estio n s C all 965-3161 Admission is Free with ASU I.D. • $2 General Public Sirte Pre» Page 7 Tuesday, March 24,1987 Re-entry workshop to help adults return to college By M ICHAEL ROW ELL State Press Returning to college can be a scary prospect for someone who hasn’t been there for a while. Ju st ask Mary Ellen Reed. Reed said the size of the ASU campus was terribly intim idating when she first considered returning to higher education after a 20-year break. “It took every ounce of courage I had to just come over and find a parking place,” she said. But that day Reed forced herself to attend a m eeting of the Association for Women’s Active Return to Education, and found that returning to school is not the overwhelming experience she thought it would be. “I found some friends a t that AWARE m eeting,” she said, friends whose advice would help her successfully return to school. This Saturday Reed will be a m em ber of a panel of successful returning students answering questions in the fifth annual “Adult R een try a t ASU” workshop sponsored by the U ndergraduate Admissions Office and AWARE. THE CAST and CREW ‘It took every ounce o f courage I had to ju st come over and find a parking place.’ — M ary Ellen Reed The workshop, for adults who are interested in returning to education but who are unsure how to start, will be held in the M U from 8a.m . to 2:45 p.m. In the morning sessions, University staff will be discussing admissions information, financial aid and scholarship opportunities. University advisers and associate deans will provide academ ic advisem ent during the morning program . In the afternoon, a variety of inform ational sessions will be offered. Workshop coordinator M arilyn C. Mason said this is the first year AWARE has been a co-sponsor. She said she expected about 60 people to enroll in the A ^ a tu rile . of F ro ze n Y o g u rt G o u rm e t Every Day 8 Flavors. 27 Topping plus more "NOT QUITE HUMAN” A N Y Y O G U R T ITEM thanks J oT o One coupon per visit. MAMA GEIARDI’S for f f Expires 4-15-87. In T h e A rc h e s 1 3 0 E. U n iv e rs ity D r. (Corner of Forest fir University) 967-7105 workshop, but a t the current rate of enrollm ent, there could be as many as 100 participants. Mason said most of the adults who come to the workshop have had some previous college experience. “They’re coming back to finish a degree that they started some tim e ago,” she said. Mason said she had no figures on how many workshop participants follow through and apply for admission, but she said the percentage was “quite high. ” “People who wifi bother to come to an all-day workshop usually already havesom e kind of com m itm ent,” she said. Reed, a child development and family studies m ajor, agrees. “The people I see are very committed — the drive is very strong.” Reed, 48, recommends that older students get involved in University activities and organizations as much as possible and not be intim idated by younger students in their classes. “In actuality, they’re as lost as you are,” she said. BO STO N IS EXPECTED TO TOUR SOMETIME IN THE NEXT SIX YEARS. THIS TOUR DOES NOT. HOWEVER. INCLUDE THE 1987 REDEYE SPECIAL WE ARE PROUD TO PRESENT CHUCK HALL AMD THE BRICK WALL WEDNESDAY WEEK this Friday night in the MU. Globe-trotting In Business Takes More Than A Good Pair of Shoes Experience. 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To learn more about the experience and train­ ing the Supply Corps can offer you, a represen­ tative will be on campus Thursday, March 26th. LCDR William Cording will be the Memorial Union at 3:30 p.m. to talk with you about your future in the United States Navy Supply Corps. Page 8 Tuesday, March 94,1987 State Press A S U debater to com pete in national tournament University entry first in 21 years breakthrough.” Olson said two m ore ASU team s competed in the junior tournam ent and m ade it to die quarterfinals. “We expected to win the tournam ent B y SHELLY SCH AFFER because we haven’t lost a junior tournam ent in 1987,” he said. “It was a real good way to State Press With one trophy securely in hand, a end the season.” second-year ASU forensic team member is Ching and Sannes debated both sides of reaching for more after qualifying for the the restriction of the F irst Amendment Senior National Debate Tournament early through eight prelim inary rounds before this month, reopening the doors for ASU sweeping through the finals, defeating schools such as Boston College, Cornell, after a 21-year halt. “This is the first tim e anyone will go to Georgetown and the Naval Academy. this tournament in 21 y ears—that’s before I “I’ll start all over next year trying to win was born,’’ said sophomore Alex Ching. the Senior National Championship,” said Ching and freshm an partner Joel Sannes Sannes, who previously debated at his Utah conquered the prelim inary rounds with a 7-1 high school. “Now I’ll probably sta rt record, gaining first place in the Junior working on school work.” Varsity National Tournament in Fairfax, The Senior National Debate Tournament Ya., and allowing Ching to continue to the is March 27-30 in Bloomington, 111., and senior tournament this weekend. Ching said “it is the biggest tournam ent of “Everyone debates with the goal to do the year.” what Ching did — to go to the Senior Sannes said, “The whole team is working National Debate Tournament,” Sannes on the tournam ent ju st for them. ” said. Ching said his partner for the senior Team coach Clark Olson said qualifying tournam ent will be Ron M esserly, a senior for the senior tournam ent “was a real political science m ajor. From loft, Physics major Alex Ching, 19, and English major Joel Sannes, 18, stand with the trophy the ASU Forensics Team won at the Junior National Championships In Fairfax, Virginia. All musical instrument playing banned at Manzanita Hall By ROBERTKOSCHEKA State Press A resident assistant a t Manzanita Residence Hall said the playing of m usical instrum ents in the dorm itory has become a heated issue in recent weeks, causing all playing to be banned. Stephen Teglas Said the ongoing problem of students playing instrum ents at high volume levels has caused turmoil among students residing a t Manzanita. Barry Doyle, a freshm an and electric guitar player, said, “My guitar playing is a very im portant priority in my life. I fed that it is im portant to practice daily if I want to keep striving for m usical success. ” Doyle said he has tried to get a special room in M anzanita to practice in, but his request was turned down by resident haU directors. Teglas, Doyle’s resident assistant, said, “M anzanita Hall is a housing facility. It is by no m eans our obligation to have a room available to students for their m usical needs.” Teglas said Doyle’s guitar playing is compounded by his roommate, Scott Galloway, who often plays his set of drums. “Their playing together actually shakes the rooms above and below,” he said. Carla Beaurline, who lives below Doyle and Galloway, said: “I don’t mind the guitar playing. It’s those drums that bother me. It'seem s that he starts playing whenever I start studying. “If I had my way, I’d throw those drums down the trash shoot.” E arlier in the sem ester, Teglas said resident assistants tried to remedy die problem by assigning specific playing hours to hall musicians, but the rules were often broken. Consequently, resident assistants have banned all musical instrum ent playing in Manzanita. Teglas said the ban is die product of students like Doyle and Galloway “who have abused their right to play.” Teglas said if students continue to play, they will be brought before hall directors. “I don’t know why people are so upset with us,” Doyle said. “Our playing is no louder than the stereos that are always blaring down the hall.” Galloway said, “I have just as much right to play my drums as people have to blast their stereos.” “We’re doing Manzanita Hall a favor by playing at a resident hall function in A pril,” Doyle said. “If we aren’t perm itted to play anywhere in this dorm because of this decision, then how are we going to prepare for this thing? ’’ Teglas said the decision to ban all m usical instrum ent playing in M anzanita is not fair to all students, but it was the only solution to this ongoing problem . “There are students who play quietiy and conform to the rules,” he said. “It is unfortunate that they have to get caught up in the middle of this thing and also lose their oppurtunity to play.” M o ve U p To T he C o m m o ns M ain tain th e rig h t im a g e a t ASU! 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CALL (602) 968-6437 or O U T O F ARIZO N A (800) 247-6141 State Prest Tuesday, 24,1987 Florida dog track owner gives Roberts $1.3 million By The Associated Press TULSA, Okla. — Evangelist Oral Roberts’ m inistry received $1.3 million Monday from a Florida m illionaire, but m inistry officials would not say if it was enough to m eet the $8 million goal Roberts said God ordered him to reach by M arch 31 or die. Orlando dog racetrack owner Jerry Collins said he intended the check to m eet Roberts’ goal. M inistry officials said last week the year-long drive to fund medical m issionary scholarships for Oral Roberts University students was about $1 million short. “ It’s a dam n disgrace to let a few thousand, a million dollars stand in the way,” Collins told an audience of about 300 people a t ORU Monday. The m inistry’s spokeswoman, Jan D argatz, had previously refused to say if the $1.3 million reached the goal. On Monday, her telephone was answered by a recording saying she would have no comment and that neither Roberts nor his son Richard would be available for comment until after March31. On his television program aired nationwide Monday, Roberts’ son, Richard, said the m inistry’s supporters should redouble their efforts to support its operations. Collins was scheduled to appear on the “Richard Roberts Live” program but m inistry officials said a microwave failure interfered. Oral Roberts was speaking from the campus prayer tower when the failure interrupted him in mid-sentence. The program continued from the studio and the elder Roberts did not m ake another appearance. Collins, 79, was taken from the tower to the studio but walked in only moments after the live broadcast ended. Richard Roberts said his Comments would be taped for broadcast Tuesday. But a studio audience heard a ram bling, 15-minute statem ent from Collins. Afterward, he was seen taking the crumpled check from his wallet and handing it to Richard Roberts. Oral Roberts had gone to the tower in the center of the ORU campus on Sunday, fulfilling a pledge to begin praying and fasting for the final donations he said he needed. Collins was whisked back to Tulsa International Airport for a flight back to Florida without speaking to reporters here. Collins, who owns two greyhound racing tracks, signed the personal check to Roberts on Saturday at his office a t the Sanford-Orlando Kennel Club, his spokesman Phil Denis said. Collins said Monday his check was not “tainted money” from gambling and'said he had “cleaned up dog racing” in Florida. Speaking to the audience Monday, Collins repeated earlier statem ents that he had read about the fund-raising effort in a newspaper. “It’s very seldom I ever go to church, but I have a lot of respect for it,” Collins said. Entertainer’s son missing after plane disappears Saturday By The Associated Press MARCH AIR FORCE BASE, Calif. — Dean Paul M artin, the son of entertainer Dean M artin who carved out his own identity as an actor and rock star, was the pilot of a fighter je t believed to have crashed on a snowy mountain, officials said Monday. M artin, 35, an Air National Guard captain, and weapons officer Capt. Ramon Ortiz were aboard the F4-C Phantom when it disappeared from rad ar near the top of II',500-foot Mount San Gorgonio about 10 minutes after takeoff Saturday, said Air National Guard Maj. Steve Mensik. Efforts by civilian and m ilitary planes to locate the m issing plane in the San Bernardino National Forest, 70 miles east of Los Angeles, were unsuccessful through midday Monday. “We are looking for a needle in a h ay stack ,” said M ensik, who said snowdrifts were 8 feet deep on the mountain, the highest in Southern California. Asked if M artin and Ortiz, 30, could have bailed out when trouble developed on the bombing practice run that began a t this base east of Los Angeles, Mensik replied, “We don’t know if they punched out or not. ” M artin’s 12-year-old son, Alex, whose m other is actress Olivia Hussey, had watched his father take off, Mensik said. .Dean M artin’s publicist, W arren Cowan, said he was “sure the family is devastated” and that the elder M artin would have no statem ent until it was determ ined his son had not survived. Despite growing up in the shadow of his famous father, M artin from an early age pursued diverse hobbies, including flying, that helped him develop a separate identity. He was the eldest of Dean M artin’s three children by a form er wife, JeHine. By The Associated Press Battle of co la s ends with judgm ent In love law suit NORTHAMPTON, Mass. — A settlem ent has been reached in a dam age suit filed by a Coca-Cola bottling company worker who claim ed she was fired after falling in love with a Pepsi employee. Attorneys for both sides declined comment Monday on the details of the agreem ent, except to say the settlem ent was “satisfactory to all parties. ” Amanda Conklin, 30, of Northampton, who was then Amanda Blake, sought $600,000 dam ages from the CocaCola Bottling Co. of Northampton in 1985. At age 14 he formed a rock band with Desi Arnaz J r., son of Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz, and neighbor Billy Hinsche. The group, Dino, Desi and Billy, had a hit single, “I’m a Fool.” The younger M artin developed a reputation as a Hollywood playboy, dating Candice Bergen, Tina Sinatra and others while flying Lear jets and driving race cars. He was among a sm all fraternity of Hollywood fliers th at included John Travolta, W allace Beery, Jim m y Stewart and Wayne Morris. She Claimed in her Hampshire Superior Court suit that the company told her she either had to break off her engagement to David Conklin, who had left Coke to work for Pepsi, persuade him to quit his job with the competitor, or quit herself. She contended she was fired when she declined to either give up her future husband or the job she had held for eight years. Her attorney, Mark Berson, said Mrs. Conklin now works in the data processing departm ent of Mount Holyoke College. TUESDAYS 1/3 lb. BURGER-FRIES DRAFT $2.99 Total N BA & College on Satellite TV U n iv ersity & D o b so n 8 4 4 -S H E D W ANTED: STUDENTS TO PARTICIPATE IN A UNIQUE STUDENT LEADERSHIP PROGRAM W E D O N T B E L IE V E IT E IT H E R WHO? WHAT? MINORITY AND/OR DISABLED UNDERGRADUATE STUDENTS, PRIMARILY SOPHOMORES. 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ÍÉ ÍÉ ÍI¡i APPLICATIONS ARE DUE BY: MARCH 31, 1987. / StatrPrc»» Tuesday, March 84,1987 P ag e 10 Business fraternity seminar to help improve grades B ySH ELLY SCH AFFER State Press ASU’s professional business fraternity, Pi Sigma Epsilon, is hnlritng a grade improvement sem inar Saturday, which is guaranteed to improve students’ grades, the program ’s instructor said. Claude Onley, an ASU business professor, said the sem inar is open to all ASU students for an $18 fee. Registration begins at 9 a.m . in the MU Pim a Room, and the lectures begin at 9:30 a.m . Senior pre-law student Keith Mishkin, who participated in the program last fall, said: “People spend'So much money on college, but not everybody takes out an insurance plan to make sure they do well. “It works out to 15 cents per credit, and it’s m ore than worth it.” Mishkin also is vice president of program ming of PSE. He said although his grade point average is higher than most students, he attended the sem inar to help him enter honors classes at the University. “I had always had over a 3.0 GPA, but I wanted to be in the honors program , and now I have a 3.75, and I’m taking honors classes,” he said. Mishkin said he enrolled in the program because he did not have enough tim e to study with a full-time job and his PSE responsibilities. “The sem inar focuses in on how to better ourselves and to ‘There’s a raft o f people that have excelled after taking this seminar. It basically teaches the philosophy to study smart instead o f hard.’ — C lau de O nley help ASU students to get better grades,” he said. He said the sem inar produces the greatest results in students who are doing C or D work. “The sem inar is a way of thinking in term s of psychology and once you get that clear, th at’s half the battle,” Mishkin said. Onley, who has taught entrepreneurship and business law at ASU for 20 years, conducts the one-day program . “There’s a raft of people that have excelled after taking this sem inar,” he said. “It basically teaches the philosophy to study sm art instead of hard. ” Onley said he started the program four years ago after his son was denied admission to ASU because of poor grades. He said the sem inar is “really a story of how my two boys and my students have done so well in college. ’’ “In 1981,1 sat down on my own and started coming up with study techniques for my son to use while beginning a t ASU,” he said. “The first year I had nine different techniques, and my son started out with seven A’s. “My second son started at ASU after petitioning for acceptance and began with 20 techniques, resulting in nine A’s, and finishing his last sem ester on the dean’s list with straight A’s.” Olney com pares people who study long hours to a dog scratching on a door in hopes of opening it. “The dog actually believes its going to get through,” he said, “AU I’m going to do is teach the dog how to turn the knob. “I’m gning to turn the seminar into a magic show using very basic, simple, common sense techniques.” Olney also sells the entire program in a cassette tape package which comes with a workbook. The program , which regularly sells for $29.95, will be reduced to $19.95 a t the sem inar. Onley said he has sold m ore than 1,000 packages. The program s come with a money-back guarantee. In conjunction with the sem inar, PSE is offering die Studymate, a complete tim e m anagem ent system designed for students. Richard Linton, PSE president, said, “The Studym ate is really a perfect m arriage between (the sem inar).” Banquet observes faculty, alumni achievem ents By JO H N B LA N C H A R D State Prase The 1987 Founders Day D inner commemorated academ ic excellence and outstanding alum ni achievem ents by a w a rd in g a lu m n i a c h ie v e m e n t, distinguished teach er, and facu lty achievem ent aw ards a t the close of Academic Excellence Week. The March 20 banquet began by honoring senior students who achieved a 4.0 grade point average while enrolled a t ASU. Award recipient Jeff Whitham said maintaining the GPA keeps him busy, but he is glad he attends ASU. “I wouldn’t want to be anywhere else,” he said. “ASU has been very good to m e.” Doug Zimmerman, president of ASU’s Alumni Association which sponsored the event, presented the Jam es W. Creasem an Award of Excellence to for MU director, Trudy Thomas. Thomas was in charge of the MU for more than 23 years. “It’s been a warm and long relationship,” she said, adding that she is happy to receive an aw ard for doing what she loves best. “Why else would I have taken on a sixmonth position and stayed on for 23 years?” Thomas asked. ASU P resident J . R ussell Nelson presented Alumni Achievement Awards to form er Sen. Alfredo G. Gutierrez, Judge G. Kimball Rose and Dolores V. Santora Sands. Gutierrez was honored for his state contributions during his term in the Arizona Senate. He also is active in state education programs and a number of committees for Mexican-Americans. During his acceptance speech, Gutierrez said he has “indeed seen ASU move toward achievements in academic excellence.” Rose was recognized for his achievements as an Arizona Superior Court judge in the juvenile division. Rose also is on the Court Appointed Special Advocate Program board of directors. Rose said ASU has been very kind to him and he attributes his success to his family. Sands is an associate dean for research a t the University of Texas in Austin. She was honored for her contributions to nursing and the com m unity as a teach er and adm inistrator. Sands said ASU was “ extrem ely influential in my career,” adding that her achievem ents in nursing were symbolic of recent advancem ents in the field. H ie Distinguished T each« Award was .presented To M urray D. Sirkis, an ASU electrical engineering professor. A 30-year veteran of the field, Sirkis was honored for his influence in redesigning core electrical engineering classes and his success with ASU students. “I believe the purpose of my research is to Game show star suing magazine over photo use V By The Associated Prase NEW YORK — Revealing photographs of Vanna White are scheduled to appear in Playboy magazine, but the game show star says she owns the copyrights and is suing to block publication. Hugh Hefner has said the May issue of the magazine will featu re sem i-nude photographs of White, who turns the letters on “Wheel of Fortune.” H is sp o k e sw o m a n , Elizabeth Norris, said that in 1982 White showed Hefner pictures and “discussed the possibility of her doing a layout, but nothing came of it.” Hefner circulated a photograph Thursday of White showing him some photographs. White’s publicist, Michael Levine, told the New York Daily News, “It’s a lie. It may be Vanna showing Hefner some pictures, but certainly not the pictures in question.” In the federal suit, White contends she owns the c o p y r ig h t to th e photographs. David Gurian, the photographer, was also named in the suit. The lawsuit is White’s second against Playboy. She filed a $5.2 million dam age suit in state court in Chicago last month. «I T h e H in stru ct,” he said. “We m ust not let classroom instruction deteriorate due to stress on research.” The evening’s final aw ard represented faculty achievem ent and was presented to ASU’s d e p a rtm e n t c h a irm a n fo r m echanical and aerospace engineering, D arryl E. Metzger. A prom inent researcher of heat transfer engineering, Metzger was honored for helping to develop improved turbo-jet engines and a process for cooling gas turbine blades that conserves energy. Metzger said he learned early in his career th at a departm ent chairm an should lead in research. The aw ards banquet also celebrated the day ASU was officiidly charted by the 13th Territorial Legislature as the Territorial Normal School of Arizona on M arch 12,1885, 102 years ago, and the day the first principal welcomed the first 31 students to the fourroom fram e building February 8,1886. ■ H i d i s t o d e n r y A Lecture b y R o b ert H astings Tuesday, March 24,1987 *11:30 in The MU Arizona Room Sponsored b y ASASU Political union I State Prêts Page 11 Tuesday, March 84,1987 Lecturer to speak on existence, government cover-up of UFOs By JUDtE GAILLARD Slate P ra u Robert Hastings will speak on “UFOs: The Hidden H istory," today in the MU Arizona Room a t 11:30 a.m . Hastings will focus oh documented proof that UFOs exist and that the U.S. government is trying to hide those facts, said Associated Students Political Union D irector David Jordon. He said the 90-minute lecture and slide presentation concerning the government’s cover-up is based on classified FBI and CIA documents, which were released by the governm ent under the Freedom of Information Act. A number of the documents refer to UFOs violating highly sensitive airspace over nuclear weapons laboratories and ICBM silo sites. O ther docum ents rev eal the government’s unsuccessful aerial attem pts a t intercepting UFOs by m ilitary jets. “He is very serious,” Jordon said. “He is not a crackpot.” Hastings’ interest in UFOs began after he witnessed an actual citing a t M alstrom Air Force Base, near G reat Falls, Mont., in 1967. The encounter involved UFOs, tracked on rad ar screens, hovering over ICBM silos for about 30 minutes. Hastings reported the UFOs flew away at an estim ated speed of 5,000 mph, faster than any conventional aircraft. Jordon said since Hastings’ encounter, he has devoted much of his tim e to the research of UFOs and cut-down of governmental red tape. Hastings travels across the nation lecturing about UFOs and the government’s cover-up for about four months each year. He also is a photographer and film maker. The free lecture is sponsored by the ASASU Political Union. Hypertension-related deaths reduced, federal report says By The Associated Press ATLANTA—Deaths from the effects of hypertension have gone down significantly because of improvements in awareness, treatm ent and control of high blood pressure, according to a federal report released Thursday. The national Centers for Disease Control reported that for 1982-84, the prevalence of hypertension — either people with blood pressure higher than 160-95 or otherwise on blood pressure m edication — was 19 percent, virtually the sam e as in 1971-72 and 1976-80. But the way high blood pressure is diagnosed and treated has improved, according to surveys conducted by the National H eart, Lung and Blood Institute. “Americans are increasingly recognizing the causes of hypertension, taking steps to identify it, and, to a great extent, managing it through m edical care and changes in personal lifestyle,” the CDC report said. However, Dr. Steve Corbin of the disease prevention office of the Departm ent of Health and Human Services, said “there are still a significant number of excess deaths in the black population from hypertension.” In 1984, the latest period surveyed, 85 percent of Americans with high blood pressure were aw are of it, compared to 73 percent in 1976-80and 51 percent in 1971-72. Seventy-four percent of hypertensive patients were on medication in 1984, compared to 56 percent in 1976-80 and 36 percent in 1971-72. And m ore than half oif once-hypertensive Americans now have their blood pressure below 160-95 with the help of medication, compared to 34 percent in 1976-80, 20 percent in 1974-75 and 16 percent in 1971-72. Death from the effects of hypertension — chiefly stroke and heart disease — has decreased since 1972, when the government was prompted to launch its National High Blood P ressure Education Program . If the death rates ¿or 1972 had not changed, another 77,500 Americans would have died in 1984 from stroke alone, the CDC said. About 40 percent of black Americans have high blood pressure, roughly twice the rate for white Americans, although in most it is being controlled. Uncontrolled hypertension is twice as frequent among blacks across the “stroke belt” of the Deep South as it is among blacks in the rest of the nation, researchers say. 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Outsidecoatactleasprescriptionswefcoatewithcaracal mr—wrote (Kleadings) Slate Press Tuesday, March 84,1987 Page 12 A S U group returns to A laska for glacier research By ALISA WABNIK State Press ASU graduate student Tom Miller uses the word “awe” to describe his first look at the West Gulkana Glacier in Alaska, the site of a joint ASU-West Point field study expedition organized by geography professor Dr. Melvin Marcus. M arcus said the purpose of the trek, which involved sum m er research in Alaska for the past two years, is to understand the behavior of the glacier and relate it to the ' clim atic behavior of the region over the past 30 years. He and other m em bers of the expedition will return to Alaska this sum m er to “clean up the loose ends” of research. The data they collect will be entered into computers in the geography departm ent for analysis. Data collected in previous years is being reviewed now. When completed, it will be sent to m ilitary and scientific journals for publication. M arcus proposed the expedition in 1985 when he was a visiting professor at West Point Academy in New York. The concept stemmed from a project he participated in during the International Geophysical year 1957-58, in which detailed maps of nine glaciers were produced. Marcus worked on the mapping for the Lemon Creek P roject in Southeast Alaska. He said the ASU-West Point team is the first party to revisit and resurvey one of those nine glaciers. “The ideal is people would be able to map again,” he said. Funding for the research comes m ainly from Cold Regions Research and Engineering Laboratory, a United States Army research lab in New Hampshire. The group also receives equipment and service donations ‘l don’t think that you can do a good job M from F ort Greely in Alaska, aren’t where thetrying sum m erto projects are move based. The American Geographical Society provides some knowledge money to pay the expenses of ASU graduate forward students who participate. at the same time.’ M iller, who is using the West data in m aster’s —Gulkana Melvin Mhis arcus thesis, will receive these funds. He went to Alaska last sum m er upon M arcus’ invitation. • “ I told him to count me in as soon as he offered,” Miller said. “I don’t think anybody would turn down an offer like th at.” Fred Chambers, an ASU graduate student working on a doctorate in geography, also joined the team upon invitation from M arcus, chairm an of Chambers’ doctorate program . Unlike M iller, Chambers will return to thé glacier this sum m er. “It is a chance to do some valid research on a real glacier,” Chambers said. “ . . . The Arizona State geography departm ent is field-oriented. That’s one of the reasons I cam e here. We get out and get dirty.” Dr. Anthony Brazel, director of the climatology laboratory and a geography professor, was a m em ber of the research team last summer. He agreed with Chambers that field work is im portant. “It’s ah excellent opportunity for the student to test notions that we have in this field in real world situations,” he said. “I view it as just an excellent outdoor laboratory.” Marcus and Brazel said physical geographical research also is im portant for teaching purposes. “I don’t think that you can do a good job a t teaching if you aren’t trying to move knowledge forward a t the sam e tim e,” M arcus said. “One m ust be abreast of w hat’s going on to be able to bring students into the field a t the proper level of excellence.” Brazel said: “If you’re not doing first-rate research, you’re not teaching the student all that you could. You’re just reiterating something somebody already knows.” The joint research team will disband after this sum m er’s work is completed. But all the ASU team m em bers said there are possibilities for future collaborations with West Point. “It has the potential there for future projects,” Brazel said. “It’s just up to us to keep encouraging th at.” Chambers said most of the credit for the original joint effort goes to Marcus. “It’s his willingness to get students interested in field work,” he said. “ . . . He m ade it one of the m ost memorable summers I ever had.” Arizona legal group to help prosecute Idaho adult bookstore By The Associated Press attorneys assisted in the case against the Gallery Theater, a form er adult movie theater. Taylor and F erris are scheduled to appear in 6th D istrict M agistrate Court on Wednesday to argue motions on trial procedures. The Front Page is being represented by Hailey attorney R. Keith Roark, a form er Blaine County prosecutor. A June 18 trial has been set on the obscenity charge, a misdemeanor. It’s the POCATELLO, Idaho — An Arizona-based pro-family legal organization has agreed to help the city of Pocatello prosecute the Front Page adult bookstore on obscenity charges. The intervention by Citizens for Decency Through Law, of Scottsdale, Ariz., cam e at the request of Chief Deputy City Attorney Nancy F erris, CDL attorney Bruce Taylor said. The group will pay its own costs. It’s the second tim e CDL has agreed to help the city. In the mid-1970s, the group’s Insuring Tomorrow 1987 issues Conference March 28,1987 • 9:00 a.m.-3:30 p.m. The Pointe, South Mountain Resort $10 Registration Fee covers all conference materials and luncheon at the Pointe, South Mountain Resort. Make checks payable to: The Sun Angel Foundation. The Sun Angel Foundation and Associated Students invite you to participate in a unique leadership enrichment experience. second trial date set involving the downtown adult bookstore since Pocatello officials acted on a citizen’s complaint alleging the sale and distribution of obscene m aterials last July. The owners of the bookstore pleaded innocent. Idaho law prohibits the sale, display and distribution of what each community considers sexually explicit m aterial. Violations carry a maximum penalty of six months in jail and a $300 fine. The movement of pornography from the “back alleys” of the metropolitan areas onto the “front streets in small communities and urban areas,” is one of CDL’s main concerns, Taylor said. “ Most sm aller com m unities like Pocatello are really defenseless and simply cannot wait for the federal government to enforce obscenity laws,” he said. “Those rural and urban communities are the first to feel the brunt of the national pornography syndicate and are also the first to react to battle its introduction into their cities. ” NOT JUST A RESUME FILLER M U A B MEMORIAL UNION ACTIVITIES BOARD m u a b . It’s the experience that you get while attending college that employers want to see. Your chairing one of our exciting committees offers you unlimited opportunities, we’re not just another student organization, m u a b is the most active group on campus, we sponsor a program almost every day. Check our record. INSURING TOMORROW is a program offering student leaders an opportunity to interact with their peers and many of our Valley’s professional and civic leaders. This selected group will meet to discuss such topics as drug testing and liability laws. Each semester MUAB sets goals and accomplishes them, we’re looking for students to replace this year's Executive Committee members — the goal setters of our organization. Executive status requires hard work, dedica­ tion and excellent communication skills. Although the positions are volun­ teer, the substantial efforts that are given to the position will be returned through various experiences, people and opportunities that you may encounter. The one-day conference is designed to provide a high level of discussion between the student and Sun Angel participants. Topical presentations will be followed by small group sessions and will allow for a positive exchange of opinions and reactions. Sincere interest and motivation are the only qualities necessary in an Executive committee member. There’s a place for anyone with m u a b . Nowhere else on campus can Marketing, English, Architecture and Engineer­ ing students put their skills to work for one organization, it’s this diversity that helps m u a b to succeed. Enrollment is limited. Please confirm your attendance by returning this form by March to the Associated Students Complex in the Memorial Union. Insuring Tomorrow 1987 Issues Conference, March 28, 1987. For Office Use N am e A d d re s s 7 ip Phone Return to Associated Students, MU 208, by March 26, 1987. A ffilia tio n Apply for a position on MUAB’s Executive Committee by Friday, March 27, 1f®7 lnf ormation about our selection process is available at the m u a b offices located opposite the Recreation Center of the MU The choice is yours, you could apply and have a position as an m u a b leader, or you can wonder what it would have been like. The 86-87 Executive committee invites you to take this challenge. P o s it io n s o p e n in clu d e , p r e s i d e n t , v .p . m e m b e r s h i p V.P. PUBLIC RELATIONS, SECRETARY/TREASURER, HOST & HOSTESS CHAIR, GALLERY CHAIR, CULTURE & ARTS CHAIR, FILM CHAIR, ENTERTAINMENT CHAIR AND SPECIAL EVENTS CHAIR ISSUES & ANSWERS CHAIR, ADVERTISING CHAIR. ‘ Apply now and be a leader of the activities bo ard OF ASU R eg/R ecd G r o u p A s s ig n m e n t 9 6 5 -M U A B Stute Pitt» Page 13 Tuesday, March 84,1987 ASASU Supreme Court to hear election complaints By DARRIN H OSTETLER State Press Associated Students Supreme Court Chief Justice John M atelski said Monday the court will hear two cases filed by students with com plaints against the ASASU election procedure this week. ASASU P residential candidate Will Murphy is requesting that the court order Elections D irector P atrick McWhortor to refrain from enforcing sections of the ASASU bylaws th at lim it cam paign expenditures. Murphy has announced his intention to violate the spending guidelines, while McWhortor has m aintained that he will abide by current bylaws. Under the bylaw s, M urphy faces forfeiture of the election if he goes over the $500 lim it. He also faces penalties for publicly cam paigning Friday, two days before the official sta rt tim e for executive races. The court also will consider a lawsuit filed by Student B ar Association President Tom Stillwell on behalf of Lesbian and Gay Academic Union co-chair Denise Heap. Heap claims she is being unfairly excluded from running for an ASASU Senate seat by the Liberal Arts College Council, which requires students to attend three consecutive sessions of the council to qualify for m em bership or a candidacy. 'M atelski told McWhortor and the council that they have five days in which to reply to the actions taken agaihst them. Failure to notify the court within that period would Cases challenge sections of bylaws limiting spending, candidate eligibility result in autom atic judgem ents against both defendants. McWhortor, who may face contempt charges should he lose the case to Murphy and continue to enforce the spending lim its, said he will prepare a short, concise reply. “It is likely that my response will not deviate from what I have stated publicly before,’’he said. McWhortor announced last week he was hired to enforce the bylaws as they stand, and he will do so to the best of his ability. Meanwhile, Murphy’s actions drew fire from members of ASASU. College of Engineering Sen. Kevin Anderson, one of two incumbant senators running for re-election, said he “would question the motives of anybody who would spend (over the lim it). ” “One could wonder whether (Murphy) wants to serve students or pursue personal gain,” he said. Murphy scoffed at Anderson’s rem arks, calling them “silly.” “You can’t determ ine from how much a person spends why they want to get into office,” he said. “I’m not trying to buy the election.” Heap is asking the court to direct ASASU to place her name on the ballot for the April 8 and 9 elections. That- request is unpopular with some members of the Liberal Arts College Council. College of Liberal Arts Sen. Mark Isenberg, who is running for Campus Affairs Vice President, said that although he agrees in principle with the idea that anyone from the college should be eligible to run without being forced to attend meetings, now is the wrong tim e to make the change. “This is something that could have been forseen months ago, and there is no reason to m ake a special exception now,” he said. “Placing (Heap) on the ballot could delay the elections process, and that could hurt the general w elfare of ASASU. ” If the ballots have to be reprinted to include Heap’s nam e, the whole elections process, from the swearing in of officers to the hiring of directors for next year’s programming, could be delayed. The work that could be done on program s this sum m er could be adversely affected. “ (Heap) and other individuals are trying to m ake the elections process a shambles, and they are succeeding in some instances,” Isenberg said. “They keep talking about violations of their rights. What about the rights of the students and the Association?” ' Isenberg said he and council member Will Daly, who is running for Executive Vice President, will introduce a bill to the council a t the next session that would strike the m andatory m eeting provision, but it would not take effect until next year. Heap has called the refusal by the council to pass a sim ilar bill for this year a “deliberate attem pt to exclude (her) from the elections process.” Stillwell, her counsel, said the meeting tim es of the college discrim inate against “non-traditional students” who work and keep odd hours. Heap could not be reached for comment Monday. Scottsdale; M aria Mendez and Phil Burgess of Tempe; and Randolph Kline and Julie Stevens of Glendale. She said the eight asked that their employer not be identified. No other information was available about the Prescott couple, she said. The co-workers each will get $16,925.06 a year, after taxes, for 20 years, Kaighn said. 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Last year’s average faculty salary was $32,400, compared to $25,400 in 1981-82. Women faculty, however, still earn about 25 p ercen t less th an th e ir am ale counterparts, the study shows, Nearly 88 percent of all full professors are men, and m ore than 80 percent of the m ale faculty a re professors, associate professors or assistant professors. “We see no evidence that the gap (between men and women) is closing,” said Iris Molotsky of the American Association of University Professors, which will issue its own salary survey soon. “Our data also will show that salaries are increasing still, but not as much as the Education Departm ent figures show,” Molotsky said. “The increases are beginning to level out.” Molotsky said while the Education Departm ent studied faculty salaries for 1985-86, m ore recent AAUP figures reveal that 1986-87 salaries could portend a slowdown. “Faculty purchasing power decreased 20 percent in the early 1980s,” Molotsky said. “That’s one reason state legislatures moved to increase salaries. Our prelim inary data for this year show that the increases in 198687 were not as great as in the past two years.” . Administrators often say they need to keep raising tuition at a pace double and triple the inflation rate in part to pay faculty members more. Yet both adm inistrators and legislators still fear low salaries are driving top teaching talent off campus, said Alfred Sumberg, the AAUP’s associate general secretary. “I think the (1985-86 salary) increase can partially be attributed to the fact that we have lost so many faculty because” inflation has outpaced salary increases, Sumberg said. Faculty salary issue stays touchy in som e states By College Press Service Despite last week’s U.S. Departm ent of Education report that the average faculty m em bers’ salaries rose by 6.4 percent during the 1985-86 school year, faculty pay hikes continue to be divisive issues on many campuses. Among the recent exam ples: •A circuit court ordered the University of Wisconsin to explain why it had not w ritten checks for the 15 percent pay hikes it promised to help bring UW salaries in line with comparable colleges in other states. The university claim s some campus salary plans were too costly to implement. •A West Virginia University study showed some faculty members, actually qualify for food stam ps. The study found entry-level faculty m ake less than entry-level custodians, security guards and secretaries. West Virginia regents said they would lobby to convince the state legislature to raise salaries to the regional norm. •The U niversity of Iowa Faculty Senate hired a lobbyist and established a non-profit lobbying organization to get its salary demands before the state legislature. UI faculty claim their salaries rank at the bottom of the Big 10. •Iowa’s regents, in turn, suggested faculty salaries m ust go up 13 percent in each of the next three years to stop a “brain drain” of top professors m igrating to better-paying positions in other states. At the University of Northern Iowa, campus governors included a pay hike in their initial contract offer to faculty members for the first tim e since 1981. •Professors at Virginia. Tech and Radford University complained their pay hikes of up to seven percent were too low compared to raises a t competing schools. •A North Dakota faculty advisory committee said it would take a 13 percent pay hike for North Dakota to compete with other states in the region in attracting faculty. •A regents’ report showed Oklahoma faculty salaries fell below the average for the surrounding 10-state region. University of Oklahoma officials claim ed that, even after counting staff benefits as part of their compensation, salaries there were lower than at other state institutions. •At Indiana University, 35 faculty m em bers filed salary complaints with the American Federation of Teachers. They said an IU fund for helping hold on to professors who get higher salary offers from other schools should be used to pay regular salaries. I)ESPERftD0§ ^ BAR & GRILL V 524 W e st B ro a d w a y • 894-6423 Comer of Broadway & Roosevelt Tuesday TACO BAR The 1987 RED-EYE SPECIAL WEEK 39 I ^ E E E D a d i T N . ' D IS Q TH E DASH INN HAS BEEN A FAVORITE O F ASU STUDENTS FO R OVER 22 YEARS. WE HAVE SEEN MANY RESTAURANTS AND BARS COM E AND G O . TH E DASH CONSISTENCY IN GOOD FOOD AND DRINKS HAS MAINTAINED ITS POPULARITY OVER T H E YEARS. 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( One b lo c k w e s t o f R u r a l on A p a c h e B ir d .) A. Tuesday.. .. — ............... . . . 6:00 p.m.-8:30 p.m. : $30 LOCATION: CLASSES HELD IN FARM ER BUILDING, ROOM 101 ON THE ASU C A M P U S FOR MORE INFORMATION: CALL 9 6 5 * 7 7 6 6 State Press Page 21 Tuesday, March 24« 1987 Hoosiers fulfilling Knight’s early-season dream s By The Associated Press CINCINNATI — Three weeks ago, Indiana Coach Bob Knight told Steve Alford, Daryl Thomas and Todd Meier that he didn’t want them to be his only recruited senior class to graduate without a Big Ten Conference basketball title. The Hoosiers went on to finish as conference co-champions with Purdue and, led by Alford and Thomas, they have gone on to give Knight his fourth Final Four team in 15 years at Indiana.. The third-ranked Hoosiers beat Louisiana State 77-76 Sunday on a rebound basket by Ride Calloway with seven seconds to play after Indiana had trailed by as many as 12 points in the second half. “When these seniors were freshmen, they missed going to the Final Four by a couple of plays,” Knight said. “We lost to V ir g i n i a 50-48 and we had the lead and the ball with 1:20 to play. “It’s been a heck of a road for them. Over three years, we got caught up in some things. They won 62 games in three years, but I didn’t feel we were com petitive nationally.” The Hoosiers, 28-4, now will compete at New Orleans, meeting top-ranked Nevada-Las Vegas, 37-1, in the second semifinal game Saturday. This will be the first meeting between Indiana and Nevada-Las Vegas. Knight still isn’t convinced this group of Hoosiers is a great team. “They have found ways to win,” Knight said. “They haven’t gone out and beaten anyone big, but they have never given up.” They didn’t give up Sunday when they trailed Louisiana State 63-51 with 12:26 to play. The Hoosiers chipped away a t the lead despite All-America guard Steve Alford scoring only two of his 20 points in the second half. “We hung together, we’d been through this before,” Alford said of the comeback. “Two years ago, we m ight have gone in five different directions. Not this year. Coach told us to hang in there and not try to get it all back at once.” The Hoosiers trailed 75-66 with 5:04 to play, then scored seven straight points to close within two with 3:06 to go on two free throws by Thomas. Neither team scored until D arryl Joe m ade the front end of a 1-and-l for Louisiana State with 50 seconds left. Keith Sm art answered with two free throws 10 seconds later and the Hoosiers were within one. Louisiana State freshm an Fess Irvin, an 80 percent free throw shooter, missed a foul shot with 26 seconds left and Calloway’s rebound basket of an air ball by Thomas sent the Hoosiers to New Orleans. “We knew those could have been the last m inutes of our career,” Alford said. “We reached down for something extra.” Indiana is the first Big Ten team to advance to the Final Four since the Hoosiers won the title in 1981, Knight’s second championship at Indiana. “This is an enjoyable team to coach,” Knight said. “They like each other, get on each other and respond to each other.” Coach says Rebels need heart to beat Hoosiers By The Associated Press LAS VEGAS, Nev. — Two Weeks ago, Nevada-Las Vegas Coach Jerry Tarkanian paced nervously among his players and talked about heart. He said it was a key ingredient they would need to advance through the NCAA basketball playoffs. It took a lot of heart to rally and beat Iowa Sunday, and Tarkanian said his Runnin’ Rebels will need m ore of the sam e when they m eet Indiana Saturday in the Final Four a t New Orleans. “We’ve got to play well, we’ve got to play with heart, and we’ve got to be lucky,” Tarkanian said Monday in assessing his team ’s chances against the Hoosiers. “We’ve got to get the best bounce of the ball.” The Rebels overcame a 19-point deficit to edge Iowa 84-81, relying on the 3-point field goals that have helped carry the club to a 371 record. The Rebels ended the season ranked No. 1 in The Associated P ress poll, a position they held for 12 weeks. “I think this is without a doubt the best team we’ve ever had,” said Tarkanian, in his 14th season with the Rebels, “What makes them so good is their chem istry, their work ethic, their heart. We’ve had other team s with m ore raw talent. But these kids just work so hard and want to win so bad.” Tarkanian’s last trip to the Final Four came in 1977 when his club lost to North Carolina 84-83 in the sem ifinals. His roster that season included eight players who eventually played professionally. The raw talent found in the class of ’77 may be missing in the class of ’87, but the determ ination is there. “Our kids have just played their hearts out all year,” Tarkanian said. “They’ve got the ability to (play) pressure (defense) and when they get behind, they can revert to that. They’ve got m ore m ental toughness, more heart, they work harder than any team I ’ve ever had. ” The Rebels dem onstrated their defensive tenacity in Sunday’s comeback, holding Iowa to 23 points in the second half after giving up 58 in the first half because “we got a little tricky, instead of sticking to the basics,” Tarkanian said. The Rebels’ record is their best ever and ties the record for the most wins in a season, set last year by Duke. The record year represents a m ix of talent, luck and determ ination, Tarkanian said. “We were lucky . . . yesterday (Sunday), but most of the season we were just better than most of the team s we played,” he said. Emotion key ingredient for Providence against Orangemen By The Associated Press PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Emotion is the fuel that will drive Providence in the NCAA Final Four against Syracuse, a team the F riars have not beaten in 12 years, Athletic D irector Lou LamorieUo said Monday. “Nothing will change with their preparation. It’s what they can put together in time. But emotion plays a very big p art,” LamorieUo said. And the fans are keeping that adrenalin pumping. “They'll m ake it,” Providence senior Mike Bellucci said. “They’re tm a winning streak. ” “We’re on a roU. We’ve got the entire college, the entire state, behind us,” sophomore Donna Lewis said. They were among a large group of students crushed into a corridor outside the school’s athletic office Monday to sign up for tickets for the NCAA tournam ent a t New Orleans this weekend. , None was daunted by the knowledge that the Orangemen, 30-6, have beaten the F riars, 25-8, twice this season and hold a 15-0 Big E ast Conference record against Providence. The last tim e Providence defeated Syracuse was in 1975, when the Orangemen last reached the Final Four. “We’ve had close games against Syracuse. Each game (this season) could have gone either way, but Syracuse put a spurt on at the end, ” senior Patrick McSweeney said. Syracuse rallied from a seven-point deficit with 7 1/2 minutes remaining for an 89-85 victory over Providence Jan. 5, and Sherman Douglas m ade two crucial steals from Billy Donovan in the final minutes to hand the F riars a 90-81 loss Feb. 19. Providence spokesman John M arinatto said the F riars would hold on this time. “We’re very confident. Not cocky, but confident,” he said. Throughout the city, meanwhile, fans were trying to book flights, motel rooms, acquire tickets, get loans, round up state press You can stay o n to p o f th e new s b ecau se we do. 15 present the FIRSTANNUALMENTALHEALTH FILM SERIES Thursday, March 26 • 7:30 p.m. “ DIVORCE: A FAMILY IN TRANSITION” F ree To The P u b lic Following the film, a distinguished panel of Valley Mental Health Professionals will offer their insight, and members of the audience can then ask questions. 242-0508 SERGEANT FIRST CLASS PAUL NOVAK A R M Y NURSE CORPS. BEALLYO U CAN BE. MATTHEWS CENTER Give m e your tired, your poorfy prepared, your anxious m asses yearning for the best score. HIGH-TECH HASN'T M ADE US LOSE OUR TOUCH. A s an Arm y Nurse, you’ll be introduced to some of the most advanced technology available. But that w on’t keep you from working with your patients on a one-to-one basis. 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Pitino banned all team m em bers and coaches from talking with the media and instructed players to attend classes as usual. “ He wants the team to concentrate on Syracuse and not be distracted from beating Syracuse,” M arinatto said. “They’re trying to keep the pressure off the team ,” LamorieUo said. PRESENTED AT ASU College o f Law G reat Hall within Armstrong Hall a t McAllister Ave. & Terrace Dr. Desert Vista Hospital IP1IW INFORMATION: CONTACT NICK ADAMS,9 6 2 -3 9 0 0 o r 1-8Q 0-338-N H D . The Stanley H. Kaplan credo. It’s helped guide over one million test- takers into safe harbor for the past 50 years. Kaplan’s test-taking techniques and edu­ cational programs are the shining light in the test prep field. Many of our students raise their scores well above the national norm, and well above their expectations. So if you want to be free ofPSAT, SAT. LSAT, GMAT, GRE, orMCAT anxiety and want a better score, come to Kaplan. And get a bigger piece of the American dream. 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For a seventh straight year, Gossage had m ore than 20 saves (21 in 1986), but his earned run average ballooned to 4.45, the highest since 1974, when he had a 4.15 ERA with the Chicago White Sox. “I let a lot of things bother me — a lot of outside distractions that didn’t even pertain to baseball,” Gossage said in Yuma, where the Padres are in spring training. “That was my fault. I’ve been around too long to let th at happen. You’ve got to have sort of tunnel vision for this gam e to be able to play it well. And last year, I didn’t. ” “We had an attitude problem from day one,” Gossage said of the 1986 season, which began with the abrupt departure of then-Manager Dick Williams and the hiring of Steve Boros as Williams’ replacem ent. Boros was replaced by Larry Bowa during the off-season, a change Gossage welcomed. “I think Steve had a lot to do with our attitude problems, and our problems in general,” Gossage said. “It takes a certain type of guy to be able to lead a m ajor league club effectively. I think it takes a darn tough person. Steve wasn’t tough. . . ” Gossage said he can sense a change in the players’ attitudes now that Bowa is in charge. “He’s run a good no-nonsense camp,” Gossage said. “He is big on discipline, which is good, and he won’t take any flak, which is good.” Bowa, meanwhile is undecided over who will be the Padres No. 1 stopper. Seattle loses 9th in a row to Cleveland By The Associated Press TUCSON — Rick Dempsey and Mel Hall homered and Ken Schrom allowed one run in six innings Monday as the Cleveland Indians sent the Seattle M ariners to their ninth straight Cactus League exhibition baseball loss 8-4. Dempsey’s third-inning homer down the left field line was his third of the spring, tying him with Joe Carter for the team lead. It was one of IX hits and seven runs, five earned, allowed in five innings by M ariners’ starter and loser Mark Langston, 2-2. Hall added a solo shot, his second, off Pete Ladd in the seventh. The Indians scored three runs in the fourth on RBI singles by Brook Jacoby and Carmen Castillo and a run­ scoring double-play grounder by P at Tabler. Carter and Tabler added RBI singles in the fifth. Schrom, 2-1, gave up eight hits, but the Mariners’ only run off him came on Jim Presley’s run-scoring infield single in the fifth. Seattle catcher Dave Valle hit a two-run double and then scored on Dave Stapleton’s single off Cleveland reliever Tom Waddell in the seventh. TIME TO EAT? Look For Specials In STATE PRESS W fe C Stop by the STATE PRESS Classified Dept, daily between 8am and 5 pm to place your classified ad in the PERSONAL column. 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Must be neat in appearance and have outgoing personality. Drivers must have clean driving record. AM, PM and GY shifts available. Females en­ couraged to apply. Apply at Sky Harbor Parking, 44 N. 44th Street. DUNKIN DONUTS; help wanted, apply in person, counter positions available for all shifts. 2009 N. Scottsdale Road. EARN $8 + per hour while keeping your grades up. Call 829-8955 to sat up an interview. ______________ ■ FESTIVAL HELP wanted, April 3, 4, 5. No phone calls. Apply in person between 11 a.m. and 2 p.m. weekdays only. Hob Nob Thrift, 414 S. Mill. AIRLINES CRUISELIN ES hiring! Summer. Career! Good pay. Travel. Call for guide, cassette, newsservice! (916)944-4444 ext. 3._______ _ ______ ARTIST WANTED to do T-shirt designs for screenprinting company. FQr more information, call 839-8595 (leave message) or 829-1871. ____________ ATTENTION ALL undergraduate busi­ ness and pre-law majors. We are now interviewing for full time summer work positions. Earn $4300., college credit and excellent resume experience. Must be independent and willing to relocate. Call 234-8010. CHILD CARE program coordinator for a small, innovative company. Part-time to start. Child development back­ ground and experience working with individuals in child care necessary. Need individual with initiative, good people skills. BS/BA required. $9 per hour. Contemporary Ventures In Child Care, 820-9844. ______________ MODELS FOR swimwear and ac­ cessories needed for Cady Mall. Please call Martha, 892-8831. ___________ NOW HIRING; immediate openings part-time or full-time summer. Neat appearance, basic math sk ills, scholarships available. $8.95. 969-5979, 8-Noon. __________ ____________ FRY COOKS and lead cook wanted. Call Paradise Bar and Grill or apply within. 829-0606. A N Y HRS A V A ILA B LE $5-$10 Per Hour Dialamerica Marketing, the nation's finest telemarketing firm, is now accepting applications for the foilowlng shifts: 12-5 p.m. 5-10:30 p.m. 6-10:30 p.m. W eekends O u r salespeople work in a modern, com fortable business environment contacting established custom ers on long distance lines. Guaranteed salary or com m ission, whichever is greater and averages $5-$7 an hour. O u r Tem pe office is located approximately 5 minutes from campus. Please call Dialamerica Marketing (or details. 829-1140 SECURITIES SALES The Stuart-James Company has opened offices in the Phoenix area. We are seeking highly motivated pro­ fessionals who are ready to unleash their full earnings potential. The Stuart-James Company is a growing investment banking firm looking for people with an eye towards management. 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Day/night waitresses, night bus/dish, night counter help. Apply in person, Mon-Frl, 4-5 p.m. Price and Baseline. LIVE-IN h o u s e k e e p e r w anted. Housework and child care. Experience required. Nonsmoker, own transporta­ tion. Room, board plus $75 per week. 991-6679. MANAGER TRAINEE for expanding retail business. Must be a positive, selfmotlvated, honest individual. Retail experience and references required. Night and weekend shifts, part or full time. Contact Dennis after 3 p.m. 6356995._________________________ POSITIONS OPEN Lab A ssistant: BS Degree in Life Sci­ ences or equivalent. Salary: $13>$16K DOE Lab T echnician: BS phis experience or MS in Life Sciences. Familiarity with 2D Page and otheri mmu nolog ical techniques required. Salary: $17-$21K DOE Poet D octoral Research Position In Imm unology: Prefer individual with background in reproductive biology i.e. monoclonal antibody produc­ tion, immunolblotting, and fiorescent dye labeling techniques. Re­ sponsibilities will include designing research protocols Using flow cytometry and free-flow electro­ phoresis. Salary: $22-$27K DOE Applicants please m ail resumes, indicating position of Interest, to: TEMPE MARKET research firm needs telephone interviewers evenings and weekends, absolutely no sales. $4.00 per hour to start. 967-4441._____ _ T e m p o r a r y p o s it io n open for engineering student to assist in mechanical design work t>n computer peripheral project. To apply, call 279-2816. _________________ THOMAS NELSON Corporation will be hiring several personable, energetic, goal-oriented students for summer intern program. We offer hard working students an opportunity to develop a great resurhe and earn $4800, regard­ less of major. On campus 3-30 and 3-31. Call 234-6982 to arrange interview. VOLUNTEER CAMP counselors needed at Camp Shadow Pines August 2-8, a residential camp for mentally disabled people. Camp is in Heber, Arizona. Information and interview available April 7th, 1-3 p.m. In room 214 in the MU. For additional information, call 994-2353. Instruction A CAREER in Chiropractic. Fully accredited, nationally recognized. Northwestern College öf Chiropractic. Call now, 1-800-328-8322, ext. 290. SPIRITUAL DEVELOPMENT and ex­ ploration group: Meets Thursday evenings. $15. Call Sheryl, 966-8810. CAPCO 2063 E. ASU Circle Dr. Temps, AZ 65284 Attn: Research Director Jeweliy OVERSEAS JOBS. Summer, year .round. Europe, South America, Australia, Asia. All fields. $900-2000 month. Sightseeing. Free info. Write UC, Box 52-AZ3, Corona Del Mar, CA 9 2 6 2 5 . __________ PART-TIME SALES clerks needed for swim shops in Phoenix, Scottsdale, and Mesa. Call Monday through Friday, 10-6,264-7774. ___________________ PART-TIME WORKERS needed for a good cause: Babbitt for President Committee needs phoners for after­ noon and evening work. $4 per hour, up to 24 hours per week. For more Info, callTony at 9566611._______________ P A RT-TIM E C O M P U T E R s to re receptionist- Local computer retail store needs a person with: some clerical experience, neat appearance and professional attitude. Call Mr. Christoff at 836-1236,10 am.-5 p.m. PHOTOGRAPHER NEEDED for ASU Marketing Club event. For information call Ruth at 694-0899._______________ SENIORSfGRAD students: Manage on-campus marketing programs for Fortune 500 companies. Excellent business opportunity. Call Campus Dimensions, Gene or Michelle, 1-600592-2121, _______________________ SPARE TIME income; electronics, no experience. Others. For more Info, dial 504641-0091, ext. 1060.7 days._______ MCI TELECOMMUNICATIONS —NOWHIRING— P T telemarketing positions available. Perfect hours far students, 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. M-F, $5/hr. ♦ bonusesl CALL NOW FOR DETAILS 246-1143 EOE no fee APIA The Employment Fb ui ile SM • Car pools available • Page 2 3 Tuesday, March 84,1987 4/3 WANTED: PART-TIME electrical en­ gineer. Experience with sub-miniature systems design and fabrication. Flexible schedule and salary negotia­ ble based on experience. Please contact The Thunder Group at 991-5531 for an appointment. ____________ WANTED PART-TIME bartender and part-time waitresses. Apply at the W areho use C a fe , 5444 E a st Washington Street. 1 mile over Mill Avenue bridge._______ WE WANT people who want the chance to make $400-3700 weekly. Day and evening shifts available. Walking distance from ASU. Will pay $10 to try for two hours. Call 9660040, W A N TED PROGRAMS AND PROGRAMMERS For IBM XT/AT Software UC ' & Assembly 995-1105 • Phil GOLD WEDDING ring set 6 diamonds, appraised for $1400, asking $600. 890-1722. Personal 1-976-TALK A R IZ O N A ’S H O T T E S T LIVE P A R T Y LINE $.95, first minute $.45, each additional minute AVON- SELL America’s #1 leading products. Fun and easy to make $. Call 921-0977,________________________ BALLOON BOUQUETS... with cham­ pagne, Corona, bunnies, cookies... and morel Call Balloon Express for more info... 96644461___________________ BOBBY BABYI What? No personal for me! ft's okay. I understand: ybu’re cheapl Bunches anyway! Cinderella. Recorded • • • • New Ads Dally No ‘Coded* Ads All Phone Numbers No Membership Fees 1-976-4 MEN Dial 1-976-4636 First Min 55$/E a Adtfl Min 45$ ta— I—a lta r Estoatag to to d a /s to ls ym rtl km «feta to ptoca your •w ni DAWNY K, It’s true all men s , even “ perfection” is flawed! Hang tuff, we’ll get through this together. Have a beer, or several. We're in it together. Love ya KM-o, Jenn and Shell. LOST: RED suede artistry jacket at PE West Bldg, on 3-18-87. Phone, 784-8237. M iscellan eou s ON LEAVE fail semester? Rent your home to a visiting lecturer (with one wife, no children and impeccable references) who will care for It. Ring 9656719(day) o r8206363 (evening). Motorcycles 1978 HONDA Express for only $2751 Great condition and low mileage! Call Jenifer. 267-6217.____________’ 1960 SUZUKI 850L Immaculate. 30,086 original miles. Black, dressed, shaft drive. $1100 OBO. 8364345.__________ 1963 HONDA XL185, low maintenance, perfect student transportation. $400 includes helmet. Call Shannon, 9677476evenings.____________________ 1983 KAWASAKI GP2550, perfect condition, lOxxx, Kerker, Metzler tires, racing seat, best offer. Todd, 784-0439. 1984 HONDA V30 Magna, 2 Aral helmets. Excellent condition, have receipts, just registered. $1550. 8271085. . 1984 YAMAHA RIVA 50cc, 149 miles, excellent condition, $400. Tricla, 966 5176. ____________ 1986 RED HONDA Spree, brand new, only 400 miles, 85 mpg, $450/offer. _________________ _ 829-3726. 1986 XT350 ENDURO great condition, red, white, lots of power, 2400 miles, $1706obO. 9667424. * 1987 KAWASAKI 250 Ninja, black and red, 4800 miles, excellent condition, $2100. Call George, 964-9296.________ 80 YAMAHA 250 Exciter. New chain, front and rear sprockets, runs weir. $250 QbO. 9662946. __________ RED 1985 Honda Arrow 80. Low miles, great condition, lots of fun. $500 nag. Call 947-0521 leave message or 826 0029 after 6 p . m . __________ Personal_______ ADOPTION: WARM, sensitive academ­ ic couple wishes to welcome Infant to our loving home. Expenses paid. Legal and confidential. Call collect, 607-2776262______________ • ADRIAN) IT was great seeing you. I'm gonna miss youl Love, Colleen. P.S. Go Hooaleral ■. - FEMALE NON-SMOKER, 2 bedroom, 2 bath apartment. $240 per month plus utilities (Tempe.) Monday, Wednesday, Friday. Work 9664655, otherwise 9667778, Lori.____________________ PREGNANT? CONSIDER adoption. We may be able to help with housing and medical expenses. For pressure-free counseling at no charge, call South­ west Adoption Center, Inc., 602-2342229 or 1-800-423-2229. SINGLE? CALL Cupid’s Heartline at $.60 per minute. Listen to personal ads, then leave your own. Wé don't code ads. 1-9761000.____________ A Little Romance? THE LOVE UNE Most exciting way to meet someone new. 1-976-6000 55$ per minute •All phone numbers No membership fees Free — after listening to today's ads you w ill be able to place your own C a li 24 hours SPORT FRIENDS -. .95 a c a ll ... .. .... 1 -976play .... Join U8l D G ANNE Y, Happy Birthday, I hope you have a great day. Love, your mom. CLASSIFIEDS WORK. D G JEN BROWN, congratulations! I am so proud of you and proud to call you my sister. Love, your mom. Use one today!! O iv * th * b a r s a b r M k l 1-976-4000 First Min 55$/E a A dd I Min 45$ N i l • Aftorllitonlni to to ë e / i i é f e d ! be ab le 1e piece yetar ewnl CoN 2 4 Hours! GAY MEN, meet the valley’s best conversation line (up to five callers at a time), 1-976-6253. One on one confer­ ence line, 1-976-4297. Gay Exchange, the ultimate In gay Introduction services, 1-976-1100.______ ________ _ HERPES SUPPORT group for singles, Tempe area. East Valley Group, PO Box 2710, Scottsdale, 85252. _________ INGYI I miss you alreadyl You’re the greatest! See you this summer I Colleen (Bruiser). P.S. Happy Birthday I APRIL FOOLS’ AD CONTEST Call for details. 965-7572 INTRODUCTION LINE where women meet women, dial 1-976-WYMN. Gay date line where men meet men, 1-9763800. __________________ JOHN BUNDHUND, The TA was great let’s have some more; come over tonight but don't fall asleep at my door. Love, Jane. _________________ KERRI AND Troy! I had a great time. I'll miss youl Come visit I. U. sometime! Love, Colleen, ________ ■ KIM...YA’ big ape..“ i could’ve sworn I had a good time.” again? ...yes, lets. MITCH, CARL, the jewish burglar, applied ointment to moisten the fabric. They'll make swell slacks! Love ya! Colleen._______ _______ NEW CREjDIT card! No one refused Visa/Mastercard. Call 1-6165661522 ext. C23AZ. 24 hours._______________ SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA Caucasian ' couple (San Diego) looking to adopt baby. We can give your child a good home with much love and happiness. Call Karen and Stu collect evenings and weekends, 616587-9761. CLASSIFIEDS WORK. FEMALE TO share three bedroom house close to ASU. W/D, fenced back yard, $200 plus 1/3 utilities. 9661790. MALE, OWN bedroom/bathroom, to share luxury apartment % mile from ASU (Quadrangles) starting in May. Just $230/month + vb utilities. Call Tracy or Maureen, 8263535.__________ MALE/FEMALE, own bedroom, own bath, washer, dryer, pool. $275, 14 Utilities. 921-1879. Available now._____ MALE/FEMALE, half block ASU. Own bedroom and bathroom, (two bedroom, two bath apartment.) Furnished, kit­ chen, w/d, in complex, cable TV, answering machine. $227.50 per month plus half utilities. Includes rental furniture. Available immediately. Call Thane 967-7976, leave message.______ MATURE M/F to share 2 bedroom near ASU. Security, pool, laundry. Must like cats. $200/month + utilities. 957-7995, Brian. ______ • ROOMMATE NEEDED: Female nonsmoker. $175/month plus 14 utilities. 3 bedroom, 3 bath. Baseline and Hardy. Call Deb or Sharon, 9662488,897-1700. Services 10% DISCOUNT: Bikini waxing re­ gularly $15; electrolysis regularly $33/hour. Through March 31, 1987. About Face and Hair Design (a full service salon) 1133 S. Dobson, 966 2667. 27’ TRAVEL trailer, 4 new tires, ro ll-d o w n aw ning. “ B e a u tifu l condition” $4500. or best offer! 3731448. ________ Real E state______ BIKE TO ASU. Low down, no qualifying, 10% loan. Three bedroom, two bath townhouse. A ll appliances, recreational facilities, security. 921-9904. DESPERATE, MUST sell this week! One bedroom, one bath condo near ASU West. Amenities include pool, spa, BBQ, free air conditioning, and much morel! $1700 down, $399 P&l. Call Dennis Eaton, agent, 995-8876 or owner, 997-8324. ________ GOVERNMENT HOMES from $1 (U repair). Delinquent tax property. Call 1-6165661657 ext. H23AZ for current repo list. _______ _____________ LOW, LOW down, was $65,000 now $53,500.2 bedroom, 11/2 bath plus den with wet bar. Great North East Mesa location. Owners desperate, all offers looked at. Call Century 21 Realty Showcase 892-2000 or Toy 834-5862. TWO BEDROOM, 891 sq.ft, unfurnished condo. Refrigerator, washer, dryer included. Pool, tennis courts, 2 car parking. $440 month. Nadine L , John Hall and Associates, 948-0550 or 9967437. R oom m ate W an ted FEMALE, NON-SMOKER wanted. 2 bedroom, 2 bath apt. near ASU. $230 month plus half utilities. Call Tammy. 8334)116. RESEARCH ASSISTANCE. Largest library of Information In U.S. ■all areas. Toll-free hot-line: 1-800-351-0222. THE MARGARITAVILLE Duo plays Jimmy Buffett's music for your party. Rick Wheeler, 867-0259 o r867-9317. WRITING HELP. W ill edit papers, write resumes. $1Whour negotiable. B.A. in English. Jane, 967-3202. ________ Transportation ATTENTION: FREE cars to all major Cities. 21 or older. Call AAA Driveaway, 277-9979. _______________________ CARS AVAILABLE • 21 or older. All States Drive-away, 992-5200._________ FREE ONE-WAY transportation to Orleans, Cape Cod, Massachusetts for safe driver to drive 1981 Toyota Wagon in late March. Will provide AAA Triptic, maps, fuel allowance. Car excellent condition. References required. Andy, 953-5921, nine to nine.______________ Travel CHEAP FLIGHT round trip to Chicago 25th through 31st of March. Call Jeanne 8404)621. _____ _____ . CHICAGO OVER Easter, round trip airline tickets. Departs Thursday 4-16, returns Sunday p.m., 4-19. Three tickets, $178 each, 2661980. _____ WANTED: WATER skiers, boaters, partyers for houseboat trip on Lake Mead. May 1622. Call Jon or Ben evenings 69,274-5128. ____________ Typing $1.50 PER PAGE. On campus. Grammar/punctuation corrected. Papers, resumes, correspondence. 947-5200. A-1 WORD processing. Get your papers and resumes laser word processed at Klnko’s, 933 E. University, Suite 108. k T V D ia l -A STRIPPER ® R v’s 5* Trucks S erv ices 4369202. OUR computer checks your spelling, punctuation and grammar. Editing help available. Costs a little more, but your grade is worth it. APA, MLA member. _________ ' U2 TICKETS! Best seats, lowest prices, floor and lower tiers. Call Marc, 391-0652. Both shows.______ ________ YOUNG SINGLES camping club being formed, ages 18-30, to enjoy the peaceful outdoors and meet new friends. 247-5181. _______ ________ Easiest am i M ost Fun Way to M eet Som eone N e w . . ★ No Membership Fees ★ No ‘Coded Ade ★ All Phone Numbers! W a n te d TRIDELTS! THANKS for a fantastic time. I loved seeing all of you! Love, Colleen. ______ • ________ VICKY! THIS was the best Spring break. I love ya! Colleen.____________ ADS ARE FREE EVERYDAY! We limit them to 20 words and run them for two days. Just call the STATE PRESS classified department, LOST: 1985 East Anchorage class ring. Reward offered. 784-9895. ______ PG M IC H E L L E C o re ly ! Con­ gratulations. I am so proud of you. You are the best pot. Love, Mom._________ 4 7 K e* f dayPersonal Ads L ost P Found FOUND: Distinctive woman’s watch at Mariposa Hall on 2-26-87, Call 965-6107 between 8 am . and 3 p.m. R o o m m a te Coll 24 H eurt) Recorded Personal Dating Ads 965-7572 Personal FINANCIAL AID is available. Nation­ wide computer matching program guarantees rraults. For details, write JAS, 1705 14fPst., #191, Boulder, CO 80302. HAVE UNWANTED facial or body hair removed permanently by electrolysis. Free consultation, located in Tempe. Call Sharon at Desert Electrolysis Center, 8267829.__________________ FINANCIAL AID? Before you spend money to find money, see an ASU Financial Aid Officer in Matthews Center FIRST. It won’t cost you a cent! 965-3355 INCOME TAX > accounting. Over 9 years prior experience working for IRS. Bob Soper, CPA. Phone9469192. MATURE WOMAN available to house sit for 1987-1988 school year. 8669469. ALWAYS AVAILABLE for typing. Call Susan at 833-0373. ____________ CALL ME for fast, accurate, quality „ service at competitive prices. Close to ASU. 9662186. ________________ FAST, AFFORDABLE, accurate word processing. Pick-up and delivery available. Call 860-6065 or 997-8560. FORMER ASU staffers! Word Process­ ing. Experience with APA, MLA and other formats for dissertations, theses, term, and research papers. Rates quoted. Members NASS. Call Donna or Joan, 945-6302 o r947-0402.__________ LETTER PERFECT Word Processing. Rush jobs no problem. Dissertations, term papers, resumes, theses. Quality! 8369103._______ _______ ___ NORTHWEST PHOENIX. Typing, word processing, term, theses, resumes, cover letters. Professional, fast, and accurate. 4361434.________________ PROFESSIONAL TYPING service- Term papers, theses, etc. Low rates, quick turnaround. Pat Mottet, 897-1832._____ QUALITY TYPING, fast service. $1.50 per page. Cali Kerri, 944-4242. THE PAPERW ORK6 Thesis, report, and. resume typing. IBM compatible word processing. Near ASU. 921-9575. MONEY, MONEY...Every year millions of dollars of private financial aid go unused. Let us help you tap in on these vast resources. Academic financial services guarantees at least 5 to 25 sources of private financial aid. A special introductory offer of $35. Call today! 967-6611 Academic Financial Services. __________ __________ TYPING, EXPERIENCED secretary with own word processor. 6 years legal experience for term papers; legal memorandum; theses; dissertations. Phone dictation available, rush jobs welcome. Call Susan, 2766897._______ PREMIERE’S MAGICAL Hands for fulfilling athletic massage. (Weightlifters’ Discount.) Phone: Certified masseur, 2762313._________________ WORD PROCESSING- Manuscripts, legal documents, resumes, term papers, and theses. Close to ASU. 4368864. ________ __________ STATE PRESS CLASSIFIED ADS REACH 45.000 READERS DAILY TYPING SERVICES: Term papers, manuscripts, resumes. 9469196. $1.25-$2 per page. Overnight service. WORD PROCESSING, secretarial ser­ vices. 23 years experience. Student discount. SW comer, Miller and Chaparral. 994-8145. APRIL FOOLS’ AD CONTEST Show us howfunny you can bet W rite a m essage o r poem to o r a b o u t y o u r favorite fool. T he fu n n ie st a d p rin te d in th e S tale M ess u n d e r o u r special A pril Fools’ classified h e a d in g w ill w in a STATE PR ESS sw e a tsh irt. Y our ad w ill only co st a b u c k for 15 w ords (IOC for each a d d itio n a l w ord). Contest deadline is M arch 30 before 10 a.m . B rin g y o u r a d to M atthew s C enter, room 15 (in th e b asem en t) o r drop it off a t o u r w indow in th e MU betw een 11 a m . a n d 1 p.m . 965-7572 Winner w ill be announced in the Stale Mess. Page 24 State Prêt« Tuesday, March 94,1987 G et more bite for your buck. W ith hot, baked-fresh pizza from Pizza Hut* Delivery. A nd right now you can get a Twin Fbck of two family or party-size Pan Pizzas for a special low price. T h at’s two delicious Pizza H ut’ Pan Pizzas. W ith dough made fresh daily. Tangy sauce. A nd real mozzarella cheese. Delivered to your door in about 30 minutes. All at a price that won’t have you seeing double. Just give us a call at Pizza H u t' Delivery. Tbur stomach (and your wallet) will thank you. v Horns: Sunday-Thursday 10:30 a. m.-midnight Friday and Saturday 10:30 a.m .-2:00 a.m . ■ TWIN MCK (TWO MN PIZZAS) 14" FAMILY SIZE 16" PARTY SIZE CHEESE: $10.99 CHEESE: $13.99 1 TOPPING 12.28 2 TOPPINGS 13.57 3 TOPPINGS 14.86 SUPREME 13.99 (6 TOPPINGS) SUPER SUPREME 14.99 (9 TOPPINGS) 1 TOPPING 15.88 2 TOPPINGS 17.77 3 TOPPINGS 19.66 SUPREME 18.99 _ (