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Voi. 69 NO. 106

A rizona State U niversity
Tem pe, Arizona

Monday, March 23,1987

* Copyright, State Press, 1987

A S A S U hopeful begins
cam paign prematurely;
v io la te s election co d e
By DARRIN H O S T E T LE R
State Prase

Campaigning for the 1987 Associated
Students elections officially kicked off
Sunday, but at least one candidate decided
to get an earlier start.
Presidential hopeful Will Murphy, a
senior political science major, violated the
ASASU election code by campaigning on
campus Friday.
The code says anyone who distributes or
posts “campaign materials prior to the
times stated by the election coordinator”
can be assessed five “penalty points.”
A candidate who accumulates 20 points is
required to forfeit the election.
With the words, “I would like to urge you
to vote for me on April 7,” Murphy opened
the campaign season two days early.
Murphy spoke to six people on a nearly
deserted Cady Mall Friday between 5 and
5:30 p.m. He handed out several
handwritten fliers proclaiming “Will
Murphy for President.”
Several students received copies of the
hastily prepared handbills with thanks and
listened as Murphy briefly outlined his
platform.
Murphy said he decided to break the
election code because he is “guaranteed the
right of free speech under the First

Amendment.”
“ASASU, i.e., Patrick McWhortor, as an
agent of the state of Arizona, is bound
through the 14th Amendment to respect that
right,” he said.
“To tell me I can’t campaign or distribute
literature before a certain date is an
unreasonable time restriction and an
exercise of prior restraint. ”
McWhortor, contacted at his home
Saturday, said he could not comment on any
campus violations until he receives an
official complaint.
“At this time I have no direct evidence of
the violation, and so to comment on it would
inappropriate,” he said.
Friday marked the second time in the last
month that Murphy has clashed with ASASU
and McWhortor over election issues.
Last week Murphy requested that the
ASASU Supreme Court issue an order
directing McWhortor not to enforce the
sections of the ASASU bylaws that provide
for campaign spending limits, which
Murphy has said he plans to violate.
If McWhortor does not obey the order, he
could be cited for contempt.
The rest of the ASASU executive office
candidates descended on the campus malls
and lawns Sunday morning, armed with

John Halsey, senior marketing major, helps kick off the A S A S U elections campaign Saturday by
pounding stakes for presldental candidate Karen Kunasek. The campaign started Sunday and will
run until the election on April 7 and 8.

signs, wooden stakes, hammers and pushing
shopping carts overflowing with other
campaign materials.
As the official campaign start time of 10
a.m. approached, candidates and their
workers met in off-campus spots to make
last minute preparations.

Within the hour, election teams were out
claiming prime spots for thè multi-colored
campaign signs that sprouted up all over
campus.
Candidates are expected to be out on the
mall in full force today, armed with fliers,
as the three-week campaign commences.

Board proposes asking students
to pay more of education costs
EVAN M EC H AM
The governor says
Thursday’s incident
with the press won’t
hurt his image, but
an ASU political
science professor
disagrees. Page 8.

Resident tuition may rise
more than $380 by 1992
By TINA DAUN T
State Press

In-state tuition could increase by more than $380 by 1991-92
if the Arizona Board of Regents adopts a tuition setting
formula that, would require students to pay a larger
percentage of the cost of their education.
Currently, in-state students are paying 19.9 percent of the
cost. Under the regent’s plan, proposed at Friday’s meeting,
the percentage will rise by a half-percent each year until it
reaches 22.5 percent in 1991-92.

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The five-year plan was developed to eliminate guessing on
the part of the regents as to how much tuition would increase
over the years.
Under the current formula, the percentage students pay
can fluctuate each year, with the maximum set at 20 percent
for in-state students and 85 percent for out-of-state students.
According to the regent’s proposal, if the cost of education
increases by 4 percent over the next five years, in-state
tuition will increase from $1,196 to $1,582 in 1991-92.
Assuming the projected cost increase proves correct, in­
state students would pay a tuition increase of $116 in 1988-89.
Out-of-state students, who currently pay 77 percent of the

cost of their education, gradually would have to pay 80
percent in five years.
The regents postponed voting on the proposal, which does
not include Gov. Evari Mecham’s proposed $60 in-state
tuition increase for 1987-88, until students’ reaction is heard.
Meanwhile, student representatives from the Arizona
Students Association were given an opportunity to comment
on the governor’s tuition proposal.
Mecham has said students should carry a larger share of
the cost of their education. He said Arizona is currently the
thirteenth lowest state in the nation in terms of in-state
tuition costs.
But ASA members told the board Friday that “ the
governor and his staff have failed to take into account
various factors, which must always precede such
comparisons with other institutions.”
In a prepared statement, ASA charged that “despite the
fact that Arizona is 37th in tuition costs compared to major
state universities, we are 35th in state appropriations for
higher education per student. ’’
The students said the governor is trying to raise tuition at a
time when the quality of education has declined due to budget
cuts.
Mecham said the students’ comments were based on
misconceptions and suggested they meet with his budget
director.

Task force to examine state universities’ systems
By TINA D A U N T
State Press

The Arizona Board of Regents plans to take a closer look at
the universities by establishing a task force that will
determine the strengths and weaknesses of Arizona’s three
state institutions.
Prompted by Gov. Evan Mecham’s criticism of higher
education, the task force will examine the problems between
teaching and research, the efficiency of spending and the
competitiveness with colleges in other states.
“The regents are concerned that we continue to do all we

can to ensure that Arizonans receive the highest return on
their investment in higher education,” Regent President
Jack Pfister said at the regent’s meeting Friday. “We
especially want to examine the potential return to the state
which can be realized from future increases in that
investment.”
Pfister said the task force, which a board member will
chair, will include other board members, community leaders
and outside consultants.
He said the board also intends to consult with the governor
and members of the state Législature.

Mecham praised the conception of the task force, telling
board members he “couldn’t be more pleased.”
“You just laid out what needs to be done throughout state
government,” he said. “I speak in support of this . . . I’m
confident we can solve the problems I’ve been concerned
about.”
Mecham said he expects the task force members to call for
vast changes in the universities, but Pfister said he
anticipates the group will support the programs already in
place.
Pfister said the task force should report its findings by July
1,1988.

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State Pré«

Monday. March 23,1987

today
Meetings
•ASU Student Chapter of the Associated General
Contractors will meet at 5:30 p.m. in the Classroom
Office Building, Room 228 to discuss internships and
the banquet.
•Arizona Outing Club will meet at 2:30 p.m. in the MU
Pima Room.
•Coalition for World Peace will meet at noon in the MU
Santa Cruz Room. Robert Youngblood, political science

professor a author discusses “ Church-State Relations
in the Phillipines: Issues for Peace.”

Lecture
"A rtist Gillian Hodge will speak on her work exhibited
in the MU Gallery. The lecture will begin at 7 p.m. in the
MU Santa Cruz Room.
•George Mpltsos, Mark Hatfield Marine Science
Center, Newport, Oregon, discusses “ Choas and

Rhythmic Motor Patterns in a Simple Nervous System:
Do Neurocircuits Exist.” The lecture begins at 4:30 p.m.
in the Physical Science Building, Room F-101.
•Charles J. Arntzen, E.I. Dupont de Nemours, Newark,
D elaw are,
d is c u s s e s
“ U sin g
A g ric u ltu ra l
Biotechnology to Create Herbicide Resistant Crops.”
The lecture will begin at 7:30 p.m. at the Tempe Mission
Palms Hotel.

Here’s look
in’ at ya
Senior gymnast Mike Zerrillo
concentrates while working
his parallel bars routine Satur­
day night at the University
Activity Center. Zerrillo, In his
last hom e m eet of h is c o l­
legiate career, earned third
place In the event with a score
of 9.25. A S U lost to New Mex­
ico 287.45 to 273.45. See story,
page 14.
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Parking decal fees to hold steady; first time sin ce 1983
By M ICH A EL R O W ELL
State Press

For the first time since the current ASU
parking system was created in 1983, parking
decal fees will not be increased next year.
The cost of all parking in University lots
and parking structures will remain at this
year’s levels, Assistant Director of Parking
Services Richard Landreth said.
The annual cost of automotive decals for
1987-88 ranges from $37 for perimeter
parking to $500 for 24-hour reserved spots.
Motorcycle decals are $28 a year.
Landreth said next year’s proposed

budget of $3.2 million could be met at the
current fee rate.
“Our philosophy is if we don’t need the
money, don’t raise the fees,” he said.
Landreth said debt payments for the three
new parking structures as well as a reserve
account for a fourth structure will be met
under the budget.
Salaries, operations and equipment will
comprise $1.5 million of the budget. The
other $1.7 million will go to debt payments,
reserv e funds for stru ctu re s and
maintenance and the replacement of a
tram.

roughly $19,000 a week in parking fines last
year, and “it’s running about the same” this
year.
Landreth said his officers do not have a
citation quota to meet.
“ I’d much rather sell you a decal than
issue a citation,” he said.
Landreth said he thinks ASU’s parking
fees are below those of other universities,
including UA.
He said at the Tucson campus, perimeter
parking is $60 a year with no tram service,
and all students pay $40 a year for parking
whether they use it or not.

Lot 59, the lot surrounding Sun Devil
Stadium which contains 25 percent of the
total available University parking spaces,
was resurfaced last year at a cost of $1.8
million.
Landreth said the minimum life of the
new surface is five years, and then the only
major cost would be a $100,000 sealing and
repainting.
He said an $80,000 resurfacing and
lighting project is planned for the lots
surrounding the Palo Verde and Manzanita
residence halls this summer, Lots 51 and 53.
Landreth said parking services took in

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opinion
Stelle Preti

Monday, March 23,1987

Docile Am ericans victims of own silent behavior
. . . Number 2 to window 7 . . . number 3 to window 22 . . .
number 4 to window 12. . .
The scene could have been from the recent mini-series,
Amerika:
A long government office divided down the middle by a
counter. Above the counter, a heavy metal grill spanning the
length of the room.
Facing the grill, resembling those which separate families
during prison visiting hours, about a hundred people wait for
their numbers to be called by the officials on the other side.
All that’s missing to complete this picture of authoritarian
bureaucracy is a Soviet flag and a bust of Lenin.
. . . Number 24 to window 2 2 .. . number 25 to window 6 . . .
number 26 to window 16. . .
But the grim government office is not in Moscow or in a
future, Soviet-occupied America. It’s in Mesa. It’s an auto
licensing office for Maricopa County.
I spent more than ah hour there over spring break just to
get my car registered. I suppose that isn’t an unreasonably
long time to wait, and the clerks seemed reasonably efficient
and courteous; one was almost cheerful as she informed me
that I had to pay an additional $100 in late penalties for an
infraction I wasn’t even aware I had committed.
But something seemed wrong in the way we all waited so
docily for our numbers to be called and so meekly accepted
our penalties.
Now, I know that in Greece or Israel this scene would be

Ed Schubert

Analysis Editor
unheard of. People would be shouting at the clerks. The
clerics would be shouting back. Perhaps some adjustments or
accommodations would be made.
But in America, the land of the free, we wait quietly for our
numbers and pay our fines without protest, knowing it won’t
do any good.
. . . Number 45 to window 11. . . number 46 to window 2 .. .
number 47 to window 19. . .
Maybe it would be better if we were occupied, if there were
a bust of Lenin or a Soviet flag in the room.
J
That would explain our behavior. Of course we’re docile;
we’re occupied! We must bide our time and wait for a chance
to strike back. But meanwhile, we have to keep a low profile,
go along, not attract too much attention.
I look around at the people around me: old men in vinyl
jackets and fishing caps, a black guy with an Afro-comb in
his hair, young workers wearing long hair and blue jeans,

businessmen in coats and ties, Hispanic mothers with their
children.
It’s a cross-section of America, strangely surrealistic in
this seemingly totalitarian setting. I wondered what they
were thinking about.
And we aren’t occupied by the Soviets. We don’t have that
excuse. There is no bust of Lenin, no Red flag.
So who are our occupiers? Ourselves?
. . . Number 71 to window 5. . . number 72 to window 21. . .
number 73 to window 18. . .
Perhaps in the past there was a rebellion. Maybe that’s
why the metal grill is there. Perhaps an enraged citizen once
jumped the counter in hot pursuit of a bureaucrat.
No problem. Maricopa County just put up a steel grill.
We’ll just solve our problems by putting up a wall to keep
people apart. Like in Berlin.
. . . Number 88 to window 17. . , number 89 to window 6. . .
number 90 to window 11. . .
If you are reading this, remember that right now thousands
of people are sitting in offices like the one in Mesa, docily
waiting for their numbers to be called.
Of course, you’ve been there. You know w hatit’s like. And
you’ll go back again. Every year. You have no choice.
And the people keep lining up, keep getting their numbers,
keep waiting to be called, forever. . .
. . . Number 99 to window 8. . . number 00 to window 12 . . .
number 1 to window 22. . .

letters
What is the point?
Editor:
In a letter to the editor on Monday, March
2, Ellen Young wrote, the fact “that the
LGAU could raise the amount of money
which it would have been funded.. . is not
the point.” On the contrary Ms. Young, that
is exactly the point. I would like to offer a
valid and more representative analogy than
that provided by Ms. Young in regard to the
funding decisions of the elected student
government of ASU.
I suggest that Ellen Young, or anyone for
that m atter, go to the nearest funding
agency of the federal or state government
(ie., the local welfare agency) and ask for
money. I guarantee they would not just give
you your request. Rather, they will offer you
assistance toward finding employment and
will ask you what questions concerning your
need for the money and the number of
dependents you support with your efforts.
These “guidelines” are no more out of line
that are ASASU’s 1. assisting a group in
raising their own funds, 2. asking what fund­
raisers they have held in the past or 3.
inquiring about th eir m em bership
objectives and the number of students to
which their programs would appeal.

Prior to the lawsuit of the organization in
question, the LGAU had never made an
¿ fo rt to raise funds on their own — other
than seeking company donations. No car
washes; no tables on the mall. Where are
they making their efforts? They continue to
charge members dues of $1. (One dollar,
folks — That won’t even buy a Big Mac!),
and they fail to demonstrate that their
programs are of global interest to the
student body of ASU. ASASU was never
intended to be the sole means of support for
any organization.
In conclusion, allocating a limited amount
of funds to a growing number of
organizations on this campus so that those
organizations may serve the perceived
needs of the student body as a whole is onle
one of the many responsibilities wholly
delegated to the elected senate by the
students of ASU. These student officials and
may others volunteer thier time to perform
a variety of services for the students. If
anyone is genuinely concerned about the
needs and issues on this campus, GET
INVOLVED! The doors of ASASU are open.
Scott Butera
Senator, College of Business

Let dead animals die
Editor:
After reading all this “news” about LGAU
and ASASU club funding, it reaffirms my
faith that the Lesbian and Gay Academic
Union is using all the propagandizing
methods available to them. And what’s even
worse is that Associated Students president
Chris Cummiskey is trying to sweep it all
under a rug by suggesting to the senate to
fund the union anyway! Now, I have nothing
against the LGAU, but if they were so hip on

the idea of using money for their
organization’s “activities,” couldn’t they
consider a “healthier” and more beneficial
means of doing so? And if ASASU is going to
make a “criteria,” shouldn’t they stick by it
even when the going gets tough? I feel that
the State Press cartoonist Mike Ritter
depicted it the best in his cartoon showing
the LGAU beating down a dead horse.
Gail Slate
Junior, Criminal Justice

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Monday, March 83,1987

Blow drying ritual just may be a bunch of hot air
Sometime this year, millions of men will
begin rubbing a chemical into their scalps
twice a day, at an annual cost of about $600.
They’ll do this in the hope that they can
avoid becoming bald.
And a certain number of them will grow
hair. Tests have' shown that the amazing
new product can indeed cause hair to
sprout.
Not for everybody. The chemical seems to
most effective for men who are younger, in
their 20s or 30s. But the main thing is that it
works, and this is the first time anything has
been found that grows hair.
So that means that in the future, we will
have fewer bald men in this country.
The question is, so what?
Will they be happier? Will their lives be
richer and fuller? Will they achieve
otherwise unattainable goals?
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their heads will lead to their ultimate goal:
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Upcoming lectures by Updike pique interest across Valley
By KERRY F EH R
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Probably no other author has sparked as much Valley
interest in an ASU lecture as John Updike, who will speak
here twice Tuesday, the organizer of his visit said.
Karla Elling, program coordinator tor creative writing,
said the number of enthusiastic phone calls she has received
from Updike fans is “phenomenal.”
“We knew this would be a hit,” she said of the 55-year-old
author best known for his 1960 novel, “Rabbit, Run.”
Updike will speak Tuesday a t 3:30 p.m. in the Language

of issues from biology, physics and cosmology to
fundamentalist Christianity, morality and abortion.
“Updike is such a controversial m an,” Elling said.
Although he is well-known for his novels and stories, Elling
said Updike wants to be remembered as a poet.
Riling said she printed one of his poems, “Dreams and
Reality,” on an old-fashioned letter press, and copies will be
sold during the evening reading.
Updike, a resident of Massachusetts, will be visiting
Arizona for the first time. Elling said he indicated in a
postcard that he is interested in basing a future novel in the
state.

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Elling said she appealed to Updike in letters she wrote last
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Irene Caro, said azidothymidine (AZT) increases the
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because it has to be produced in mass quantities. ”
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According to a report from Surgeon General Dr. C. Everett
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Monday, March 23,1987

ASU p o lice report
University police reported the following
incidents in the 48-hour period ending 7 a.m.
Sunday:
•ASU police arrested William Lee Flarida of
Phoenix for outstanding warrants issued
from the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office.
Flarida was booked into the Mesa
sheriff’s office for violating probation on the
felony counts of sale of narcotic drugs and
synthetic drugs.
•River rocks were used to shatter all the
windows of a 1973 Volvo, which was parked
in Lot 57, police said.
Estimated damage is $800.

•Police found a Tempe man walking around
Sahuaro Residence Hall and looking in the
windows.
The man told police he was a member of
the Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity and was
looking for the fraternity house.
Police said the man is not a member and
was asked to leave the area.
•The Tempe Fire department doused a fire
in a dumpster behind 601 Alpha Drive.
Estimated damage is $200, and there are
no suspects.
•Police found three concrete trash
containers, broken in several pieces, on the

south side of the UAC.
Estimated damage is $750.
•Police found a student rummaging through
materials in the art warehouse.
The student told police he “just wanted to
look through the junk and see what it was. ’’
Police warned the man of trespassing
laws.
•Six couch cushions that were stolen from a
lounge in Palo Verde Main Residence Hall
March 17 were returned anonymously,
police said.
Estimated value is $240.
•Police arrested and charged three

juveniles with minor in possession of alcohol
behind Alpha Drive, near Lot 57.
•Police found a man sleeping on the grass
near the Business Administration Center.
The man told police he was drunk and
wanted to “sleep it off.” Police said the man
was not from Arizona. .
•A student was taken to Tempe St. Luke’s
Hospital after injuring his knee playing
basketball on the courts east of Parking
Structure One.
The man was treated and released.
- L A U R E N M ILLETTE

Tem pe p o lice report
Tempe police reported the following incidents ending noon
Sunday:
•A Phoenix woman was robbed of her purse while putting
groceries in the trunk of her car in the parking lot of Lucky’s,
725 W. Baseline Road, police said.
Police said a man approached the woman from behind and
pulled her purse from her shoulder, causing her to spin
around.
The suspect then got into the passenger side of a small,

reddish-orange car and left eastbound on Baseline Road and
turned south on Kyrene Road.
•A 22-year-old Tempe man was arrested for indecent
exposure when a neighbor called police after noticing the
man, nude and masturbating while watching a “porno”
movie in front of an open window, police said.
The woman told police the man was standing in front of the
window with the drapes open masturbating when she walked
past the m an’s apartment on a public walkway.

When officers arrived, they found the undressed man still
watching the “porno” movie.
♦A 24-year-old Tempe man claims that a fellow worker, at a
company in the 2600 block of S. Hardy Drive, threatened him
with a knife after an argument over dirt in his work area,
police said.
The man told police the suspect said, “If the company
doesn’t take care of you, I will. ”
— MIKE B UR GESS

Mecham denies public interest in his media actions
By VICKIE C H A C H E R E
State Press

Gov. Evan Mecham said he doesn’t think
members of the general public are
concerned with his handling of the media,
adding Arizona reporters are making
problems between the media and the
executive office seem like a public outrage.
Mecham, on campus for the Arizona
Board of Regents meeting in the MU
Friday, said he doesn’t think it hurt his
public image when he walked out of a
Thursday press conference and refused to
answer reporters’ questions.
“I don’t think the public is anywhere that
interested,” he said. “I think it’s the press
that are saying they are interested.”
Mecham walked out of the press
conference after a short statem ent

reiterating his position on funding for
Arizona’s education programs. Mecham
opened the conference for questions, but
refused to respond to the first question from
Phoenix Gazette columnist John Kolbe.
Mecham declared Kolbe a “non-person”
after the conservative columnist wrote
several articles critical of Mecham.
Mecham said he called the press
conference hurriedly because he wanted to
clear up what he perceived as inaccurate
reports that he was slashing education
budgets.
Following the governor’s statement,
Kolbe asked Mecham: “Governor, what
specifically has happened that has caused
you to make this announcement now? ”
The Glendale Republican ignored Kolbe
and walked out of the conference after three

other reporters asked the same question.
Mecham later said the reporters were
“playing games.”
Mecham said he will continue to hold
press conferences and acknowledge
reporters’ questions in the future.
He maintains that he did not intend to
walk out of the press conference
prematurely Thursday. He said he didn’t
think any other reporters had questions
after Kolbe asked his question.
Mecham would not say if he plans to treat
other reporters in the same manner as
Kolbe, saying the question was
“inappropriate.”
But Dennis Palumbo, an ASU public
affairs professor and expert on public
policy, said Mecham’s handling of the press
has hurt his public image.

“I think it’s obvious that he is going to be
in trouble,” he said. “There is no politician
that can operate without the press:
“The only way the public Can get an idea
of what is going on is through the press.”
Palumbo said Mecham has adopted the
style of “confrontation politics,” which was
popular in the 1960s Vietnam War protests.
He said Mecham was trying to spark a
confrontation when he branded Kolbe as a
“non-person.”
“I am pretty sure the Republican party of
this state is going to try and get to
(Mecham),” he said. “This is not only going
to affect him but other Republican
candidates in the future.”
Palumbo said Mecham will have to
change his style to regain public support
aiid restore relations with the press.

The 1987
RED EYE
SPECIAL
WEEK

TODAY
M A R C H 23

10 a.m.-2 p.m.

OPENING
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Monday. March 23,1987

Pase 9

Signals
Humorist blows smoke up comedy’s skirt
Inklings, footnotes and other tangy
tidbits from the entertainmeht files:
Bandstand:
•U2 will add a second show to their
concert tour at 8 p.m. Friday, April 3
in the Activity Center. Tickets for the
popular group are on sale at
Gammage and all Dillards’ box
offices. For more information, call
965-3434.

By DAVID MILLER
State Press

And then, disgust set in.
This was a good thing for comedian Randy
Kagan. After all, he knew, as does every
good humorist, that the foundation of
comedy is much often based on this primal
element.
“It was just too much, I was disgusted,”
he said of his stand-up experience with a
local comedy nightclub. His final show with
them, in fact, prompted him to form the

“Not from L.A. Comedy Players,” a group
of local comedians who will be performing
at 8 p.m. Thursday at Neeb Hall. The show
is sponsored by MUAB.
The group, who will be touring nationally,
is just now starting to get attention and this
perhaps lets Kagan expound more freely on
the fate of a comedian in the Phoenix
market.
“It’s small time money you know, it’s not
L.A. - L.A.’s the entertainment axis - it’s the
magnet for a comedian. To make it you just

•Bruce Hornsby will appear with
Crowded House at 7:30 p.m. Monday,
April 13 at Phoenix Symphony Hall,
Civic Plaza in Phoenix. Ticket prices
are $15 In advance and can be
purchased at Dillards’ Box Offices.
Theater
•Phoeni* Little Theater brings the
stage version of “Little Shop of
Horrors” to the Valley at 8 p.m.
Thursday at the Phoenix Little
Theater, 25 E. Coronado in Phoenix.
The show runs through April 11. The
Theater is dark on Sunday and
Monday, March 29 and 30 and
Monday, April 6. Curtain times are 8
p.m. except for Sunday’s 2:30 p.m.
matinee. Tickets are $12 and $10. For
more information, call 254-2151.
•The Musical Theater of Arizona’s
rendition of Broadway’s “Guys and
Dolls” takes the stage at 8 p.m.
Friday, March 27. The show runs
through Sunday, March 29. Curtain Is
8 p.m. There are 2:30 p.m. matinees
on March 28 and 29. Tickets are $15
and $13 and can be purchased at
Gammage. For more information, call
965-3434.
Casting Calls:
•Auditions for the glitzy 1920s
musical “Chicago” will be held at
6:30 tonight and Tuesday night in
Room 202 of the Performing Arts
Building, Third Street and Moreland
Avenue in Phoenix.
Dance Ten, Looks Three:
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have to be there,” he said.
Or at least until now. Kagan’s idea, that a
particular grouping of local talent could
send a signal up the skirt of the comedy
world, seems to be denting the idea of a
West Coast mecca of humor.
“Pulling these guys together, it’s kind of a
hobby now. But it was about half a year ago,
and I was upset at Seeker’s (Scottsdale
comedy nightclub) and I wanted to start it-1
was thinking the comedy in this town really
needs it.”
His rapid-fire answers reflect his style:
he’s brash and whips his points across just
like punch lines. The only difference here is
that offstage his best change of clothing is
not as much the clown suit as the three-piece
one.
“You know this thing is a financial risk for
me, but it’s still fun. I want to stick to standup, but I want to book the ‘Not from L.A.
Comedy Players.’ I’m trying to book talent
and get marketability. I guess I get the best
of both worlds,” he said.
Both worlds includes doing an opening
stand-up routine for the troupe and then
taking stage left to observe and plan
strategy. The combination coach and comic
hat fits comfortably, he said, and it’s one
he’s been prepared to wear.
Before founding the players he worked as
a “mobile D J,” doing shows for parties
featuring dance music and, for a change, a
professional com edian
doing the
com m entary (as opposed to the
AMATEURS you hear every single day on
the radio).
The troupe idea then kicked in and a first
performance at Scottsdale Community
College late last year showed that yes, thank
God, there was more to Phoenix’s sense of
humor than just Bob Boze Bell.
“It’s a domino effect now, it’s really
sweet,” Kagan said. “SCC was a success
and now we’ve got ASU, UA and NAU lined
up. I think it’s gonna be something big.”
Kagan’s high expectations and standards
are reflected in his choice of ensemble.
Each comic is funny, some are hilarious and
each adds a distinctly weird touch to the
program, be it about Leon Spinks phone
number (Fe Fi Fo, Fo Fi Fe Fe) or the
McDiaphragm. There just isn’t anyone
who’s safe, it seems.
But that’s all part of the fun.
“Everything is wonderfully consistent.
And you know with doing this there’s always
a risk. But really, the worst thing that could
happen is that I get a kick for a while. This is
all still new to me,” Kagan said.
“I want to sell the concept, though, not the
comedians. I mean, I want people to see that
there are funny comedians in Arizona, but
I’m really selling the idea,” he said.
Tickets for the “Not from L.A. Comedy
Players” event are $2 in advance and $3 on
the night of performance.

‘Music Man’ Robert Preston dies of cancer
By The A ssociated Press

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LOS ANGELES — Friends and fellow
performers remembered Robert Preston as
a dedicated actor who charmed his way into
the public’s heart as the fast-talking con
man of “The Music Man” but was equally
memorable as the bon vivant of “Victor,
Victoria.”
Preston, 68, died of lung cancer Saturday
at Santa Barbara Cottage Hospital.
“As a human being he was . . . so unHollywood,” said Shirley Jones, who is
enshrined in film history as Marion the
librarian, the sweetheart of Preston’s
Professor Harold Hill in the 1962 film “The
Music Man.”
“I know he just adored his wife,” Miss
Jones said. “He was not hungry for
publicity. He liked his privacy. He was
never involved in the Hollywood party
scene. He just wanted to come and do his
work and go home. ’’
“My wife, Catherine Craig, used to be an

actress, and a good one,” Preston told an
interviewer in 1965. “She submerged her
career to her marriage. In marriage
someone has to be a giver and someone a
taker. I am a taker who married a giver. ”
President and Mrs. Reagan said in a
statement issued Saturday night: “We have
known him for a great many years. He was
a friend who will be missed and we extend
our deepest sympathy to his family.”
In recent years, Preston had appeared in
such films as “Victor, Victoria,” “S.O.B.”
and “The Last Starfighter.” In “Victor,
Victoria,” he played an aging homosexual
song-and-dance man.
“He was a very unique, lovely man,” the
film’s director, Blake Edwards, said
Sunday. “ I really don’t have the words for
it. None of them do him justice. (He was)
very special.”
Preston won a Tony award for his
Broadway performance. The movie was
nominated for an Academy Award for best

picture and won an Oscar for musical
director Ray Heindorf. Preston won a
second Tony in 1967 for his role in “I Do! I
Do!”
He was bom Robert Preston Meservey in
West Highland, Mass., and moved with his
mother to California because of her health.
He studied his craft at the Pasadena
Playhouse and made his film debut in 1938 in
“The King of Alcatraz.”
Other Preston film credits included:
“Beau Geste” and “Union Pacific” in 1939;
“Northwest Mounted Police” in 1940;
“Reap the Wild Wind” and “This Gun for
Hire” in 1942; “WildHarvest,” “Whispering
Smith” and “The Macomber Affair” in
1947; “Tulsa” in 1949; “The Dark at the Top
of the Stairs” in 1960; “How the West Was
Won,” 1963; “Junior Bonner,” 1972.
Survivors include his wife, Catherine, and
father Frank Meservey.
At Preston’s request, no funeral is
planned, his publicist.

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Monday, March 23,1987

happiness begins at home
By KHALI C R A W F O R D
State Press

‘Square Dance’
Island Pictures

“Somewhere over the rainbow skies are
blue" has been mutated to “the grass is always
greener. . as the premise of Island Pictures’
“Square Dance,” a slow-moving, but touching
story of people whose dreams of something
better robs them of the happiness within, their
grasp.
Based on a novel by Alan Hines, the film
contends that, just as in the knee-slapping,
swinging country square dance, home — a
place in your heart — is where you must return
to find completeness.
Winona Ryder plays Gemma, a young girl
who has spent the first 13 years of her life on a
egg farm in Twilight, Texas, with her crotchety
grandfather (Jason Robards), whom she calls
Pop.
Robards m akes a strong case for
Preparation-H as a widower whose
hemorrhoidal disposition is realistically forced
in order to protect himself from a reprisal of
the hurt he suffered in losing is wife and
daughter.
Ryder convincingly balances innocence and
gumption to play a practical girl who, having
never seen her mother and father, is searching
for answers to the question, “Who am I?"
A proverbial wrench is thrown into things
when Gemma’s mother Juanelle (Jane
Alexander), shows up to take her daughter
away from the “scratch farm ” to live with her
in Ft. Worth. An allegiant Gemma declines the
invitation with a stubbornness that reminds her
mother of the father she hasn’t seen in years.
Void of option, the saucy, red-haired woman
drives away leaving Gemma with little more
than confusion and a forwarding address.
When Gemma and Pop have a falling out, a
one-way ticket to Dallas finds Gemma out of
her element in the fast, chintzy way of life led
by her mother, a hairdresser in Ft. Worth, who
lives with her boyfriend above the local garage.
Alexander is as sincere as one can be in the
portrayal of the cheesey middle-aged woman

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Rob Lowe is.surprisingly believeable in what
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Juanelle humors their infatuation, while she
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And as in the square dance, Gemma’s search
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5-day seminar to draw laughs
from 35 countries to campus
By CA R O LY N N ELS O N

State Press
How funny is the sixth annual World
Humor and Irony Membership Conference
going to be?
So funny that even the Russians will be
laughing all the way to ASU’s Memorial
Union for the April 1-5 gathering.
The April Fool’s weekend WHIM
conference is expected to attract more than
1,000 people from 35 countries, including the
Soviet Union. Authors of humor-related
books and editors of satirical journals will
participate as panelists and lecturists.
The Soviet delegation will include A.S.
Pianov, editor-in-chief of Krokodil, a
political satire magazine with a bi-weekly
readership of more than 5 million; Andrey
Benyukh, deputy foreign editor of Krokodil;
and Vladimir Mochalov, whose quick hand
as art director and cartoonist for Krokodil
has earned him the nickname “The Flying
Pen.”
Also among the group are Oleg P.
Benyukh, editor of Soviet Life; Valentin
Prokhorov, satirical columnist for Pravda;
and Aramais Saakyan, editor-in-chief of
Vozni, an Armenian-language satire
magazine published in Moscow.
Interpreters will help translate the finer
points of their presentations.
“These are all award-winning satirists,”
said Don L.F. Nilsen, director of the
conference. He said the target of the
Soviets’ wit is generally, politics — “ theirs
as well as burs.”
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“Actually, this is actually an exchange of
humor writers,” said Nilsen, who is a
professor' of English at ASU. “The Soviet
writers are coming to this conference, and a
group of American writers will be going
over there.”
The delegation, which is currently being
planned, may include writers like Art
Buchwald and Mark Russell, Nilsen said.
Nilsen said the original idea for the
Russian exchange was proposed by
Laurence Peter, creator of the Peter
Principle, which states that a person
achieves to his highest level of
incompetence. Peter has been a regular

participant in WHIM functions, and indeed,
his most recent book, “ The P eter
Pyramid,” was inspired by the inverted
pyramid-shaped Tempe City Hall.
Most of the WHIM sessions will be held in
the MU and are open to the public without
charge.
The first session will begin at 1 p.m.
Wednesday, April 1, in the MU Pima Room
with a program on “Education and
Hum or.” At 4 p.m., Mark Twain
impersonator William McLinn will perform
in die Pima Room.
The annual joke-telling contest will start
at 9:30 p.m. Wednesday at the Holiday Inn,
Rural and Apache roads. Paul Krassner,
editor of The Realist, will be the moderator.
For a $2 entry fee, anyone in the audience
can enter the contest and be eligible for a
cash prize.
ASU harpsichordist John Metz will
present a concert on musical humor at 7:30
Wednesday night in the Music Theater on
the first flow of the Music Building.
The Thursday morning session will
compare humor between various countries,
while a panel of 16 editors of humor
magazines and journals will highlight the
April 3 meeting.
Although the conference will cover many
laughing matters, it also promises to evoke
some thought about such topics as “Humor
and the Challenger Shuttle Disaster: JokeTelling as a Reaction to Tragedy” , “The
Rat Funeral: Humorous Traditions Set by
Colleges of the Deaf” and “Derogatory
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Other conference participants will be
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Mumble: a Bureaucrat’s Handbook” ; Allen
Klein, editor of The Whole Mirth Catalogue;
Charles Preston, editor of the “Pepper and
Salt” column in the Wall Street Journal and
Virginia Tooper, editor of Laugh Lovers
News, among others.
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Monday, March 23,1987

’Bama
Women gymnasts lose
despite 186-plus score
ByCA R O L BOOS
State Press

A S U sophomore KarU Urban, flipping In a balance beam routine earlier this season, earned a 9.60
and placed second In the balance beam competition against Alabama Saturday.

Despite losing to third-ranked Alabama,
the ASU women’s gymnastics team did
what it set out to do in Tuscaloosa — score
186 or better.
And the score was better. The Sun Devils
scored 188.40 against Alabama’s 190.90.
“The team did great,” Coach John Spini
said. “We missed only two routines the
entire meet.”
Alabama’s Julie Estin captured the allaround competition with a 38.4 and Kelly
Good placed second for the Crimson Tide.
ASU’s Karli Urban and Suzy Baldock tied
for third with a 37.95. The scores are career
highs for both gymnasts.
Urban had a strong performance on the
balance bevwn with a 9.6 score, finishing
second to Alabama’s Kathy Bilodeau. Shari
Mann scored a 9.6 on the uneven bars,
taking second to Estin.
“I think Shari should have won bars and
Karli should have won beam, but I think
they had the home-court advantage,” Spini
said.
In gymnastics, home scores tend to run
higher than away scores, due to slightly
more lenient judging of the home team.
The Sun Devils, ranked fifth nationally,
were coming off a loss to UA. But Spini said
the loss did not really matter.
“We will have a chance to beat UA in the
Pac-10 Tournament, and I know we can beat
them,” he said.
The loss drops the Sun Devils record to 117 and boosts the Crimson Tide’s record to 105. But the score is likely to seed the Sun
Devils second in the NCAA Regionals and
give them an advantage in rotations.

‘We will have a chance to
beat UA in the Pac-10
Tournament, and I know
we can beat them.’

— John Spini
The NCAA regionals will take place April
11 at the University Activity Center.
But first the team will (ravel to the Pac-10
Tournament in Pullman, Wash., on March
28.
The 10 teams with the highest qualifying
averages in the nation from regular season
and regionals, along with 10 individuals who
are not on a qualifying team, make it to the
NCAA Championship in Salt Lake City,
Utah, April 24-25.
“We have to do real well at Pacs (Pac10),” Spini said. “If we can, it will count as
an away meet score,
“I don’t think we will get past UCLA, but
if they mess up, we could have a chance. ”
Teams use their three top home scores
and two highest road scores on the road
toward their qualifying average for the
NCAA championships in April:
The team has been in a rebuilding season,
after losing senior leaders Kim Neal, Jackie
. Brummer and Lisa Zeis to graduation. Spini
has competed four freshmen most of the
season.
But Spini still thinks the Devils could go to
the national championships, saying the
young squad could “surprise a few people.”

Tourney winding down, but still anyone’s guess
The road to the Final Four has certainly had no lack of
excitement. In fact, the games seem to get more exciting as
each day goes by.
Who would have thought Providence and Syracuse would
survive this long? Not me.
But after watching Billy Donovan and the Friars send the
Hoyas home, or an unexpected upset of North Carolina, it all
makes sense.
You see, any one of the four teams left can win it all. In
fact, any one of the eight teams left after Friday had a
reasonably good shot.
What it all comes down to: which team wants to win the
most. These teams are all close to each other in almost every
category. The intangibles are what count now.
Even the “odds-on” teams, UNLV and Indiana, have had
no picnic to this point.
The Hoosiers had to hit a jumper in the last six seconds just
to get ahead against LSU — a team that few people, save a
bunch of Tiger fans, expected to give them a real sweatypalms experience.
The R n n n in ’ Tarks had to swallow some towel and start
hitting the basket to beat a good Iowa team, and even
everybody’s favorite oral fixate, Jerry Dartanian, had a
pained expression until the last 10 seconds.
I have to give the Tarks some credit though. They have a
lot of poise. And I think most of them are going to graduate

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from college now. They beat two good teams in the last two
rounds, and a good portion of the credit should go to
Dartanian.
And for the first time in a long time a team from the West
will be in the Final Four.
At one point I picked Indiana to win it all. Now I still think
the Hoosiers are the team of destiny this year, but they are
going to have to really crank it up to beat the Rebels. Bobby
Knight has found those last few games awfully difficult in his
career, and UNLV shouldn’t help ease his worried mind.
But then Jerry Dartanian hasn’t exactly lived a peaceful
life, either. The bottom line is it is going to be one hell of a
basketball game.
The same goes for those nutty guys from the East coast. I
expect to see the Orangemen and die Friars really tear up
the vineyard, because both of those teams want the national
championship bad.
By CHRIS D O RSEY
State Press

Wrestlerstake 9th
in national tourney

Although Coach Bobby Douglas’ crew did not win the
NCAA wrestling title, the tournament saw ASU place ninth
with three wrestlers placing in the top eight.
The University of Iowa was going for its 10th consecutive
wrestling title this year. But for Coach Dan Gable, the
record of 10 straight titles was only a dream. The Hawkeyes
were rudely awakened by intrastate rival Iowa State,
The Cyclones won the tournament with 133 points. Iowa
followed with a tally of 108 points. Penn State was third,
while Oklahoma State finished fourth with 97.75 and 85.25,
respectively.
Following the quarterfinals, the Sun Devils had four
grapplers still in the hunt for a national title: Chip Park
(126 pounds), John Ginther (177 pounds), Mike Davies (190
pounds), and Rod Severn (HWT).
Park went down in the consolations, and his three

Anyone who decided to put their money into a pool for (his
year’s tourney must be shaking their head about now. It’s
hard enough trying to figure out who should beat whom, let
alone pick upsets.
But if one gives it some thought and reflects on the overall
season, it becomes apparent that all four of these teams have
beaten just about every Division I team in the country,
regardless of whether it is the Tarks, the Hoosiers, the Friars
or the Orangemen.
If your favorite team is one of the four left,
congratulations. But if not, it really isn’t that big a loss,
because all 64 teams have combined their efforts to put out a
truly great NCAA tournament.
One exception: the UCLA Millers. But who needs a team
from the Pac-10 anyway?
One doesn’t have to like basketball all that much to find
himself literally glued to the chair for this tournament. I
know I’m going to be pale and bleary-eyed watching the
championship game.
It is going to be pretty hard to get all emotional over the
NBA after this. The professional games just don’t seem to
have the punch that a good college matchup has. Especially a
Phoenix Suns versus anyone matchup. But then again, we
- still have the Celtics and the Lakers to look forward to soon
enough. That should be pretty good, too, I expect.
teammates continued to wrestle at College Park, Md. In the
consolation semifinals Davies won by injury default over
Dan Costigan of Army, in a time of 4:00.
Severn did not have such luck. He fell to Mark Sindlinger
of Iowa by injury default with 5:43 elapsed.
Ginther wreslted for seventh place with Steve Pepperak
of Maryland. For the second straight season the 177pounder finshed eighth, losing 9-2.
The highest finisher on the Sun Devil squad was Davies,
the junior from Ohio, who slipped past Andy Voit from Penn
State by a score of 5-4. Davies finished the season with a
record of 28-7-1.
Due to the injury suffered in the Sindlinger match, Severn
had to default to Tom Reese of Maryland and settle for sixth
plaice.
Douglas returns everyone next year with the exception of
Wayne Sharp (158 pounds). Another asset to ASU will be the
return of Jim Gressley (167 pounds).___________________

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Monday, March 23,1987

Page 14

Career highs not good enough
to pow er gym nasts past Lob os
By C A R O L BO O S
State Press

Jerry Burrell shows the form that earned him a 9.90 In the floor exercise Saturday.

Career-high performances from Jerry Burrell
and Bob Wolf weren’t enough for the ASU men’s
gymnastics team, as it fell to the University of New
Mexico, 278.45-273.45, Friday at the University
Activity Center.
The meet was the last home meet for seniors
Burrell, Wolf, Mike Zerrillo and Chuck Rekiere.
And it showed.
Burrell tied his career high on die floor exercise,
9.90, and finished first on the vault. Wolf scored his
career high on the high bar with a score of 9.55. And
although Zerrillo was unable to perform in the allaround competition, he did take first in the still
rings, falling .05 short of his career high of 9.55.
Robinson said the night was full of bad breaks,
most of which sophomore Paul Linne can tell you
about. It was definitely one of those nights.
First, a slip on the vault and a 8.15 score. Next
was the pommel horse and, in the middle of what
Robinson said was one of his best performances,
Linne stopped. And another slip on the still rings
found Linne hanging on with one hand.
Linne said the problem was not just Saturday
night, it was the entire week of practice.
“This last week I’ve had problems with my
attitude,” Linne said. “I’ve been feeling the
pressure of being 10th in the nation, and next year I
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Monday, March 23,1987

Calloway’s rebound, shot hand Hoosiers 77-76 win
CINCINNATI—Rick Calloway put in a rebound with seven
seconds left to give No. 3 Indiana a 77-76 victory over
Louisiana State Sunday and advance the top-seeded Hoosiers
to the Final Four for the fourth time under Coach Bob Knight.
Indiana, 28-4, will meet the winner of the West Regional
Saturday in New Orleans.
Calloway’s basket, a follow of an air ball by teammate
Daryl Thomas, gave the Hoosiers their first lead since
halftime. A turnaround jumper by Nikita Wilson at the
buzzer fell off the rim, and the 24-15 Tigers were denied their
second straight Final Four appearance, this one 90 miles
from their Baton Rouge, La., campus.
Louisiana State, the 10th seed in the region, broke from a

Indian pitcher
Candiotti ready
for opening day
By T h e A sso cia te d P ress

TUCSON
—
Tom
Candiotti’s assignment as
opening day pitcher for the
Cleveland Indians in Toronto
marks his second opening
day job in Canada in the last
three years.
“The only other opening
day game I’ve pitched was in
1984 in V a n c o u v e r,”
Candiotti said a t the
American League team ’s
training camp. “It was about
15 degrees. But I won.”
That victory came before
his days as a knuckleball
artist. Candiotti has since
blossomed into one of the
most consistent pitchers in
the league and the stopper of
the Indians’staff.
“It’s an honor to be picked
to be the opening day
pitcher,” Candiotti said.
“ E specially when youconsider where I.came from.
A year ago I wasn’t sure if
Td make the team. I was one
big question mark. ”
Candiotti, who earned a
spot on the team after
coming to camp as a non­
roster player, said he would
have retired from the game
had things not worked out
with Cleveland last year.
“1 was going to give
myself one year with (he
knuckleball,” he said. “If I
didn’t make any progress, I
was going to get a real job.”
Candiotti, who Will likely
face Toronto’s Jimmy Key
on April 6, looks back now
and can only shake his head
at the improbable series of
ev«its that culminated in
him winning 16 games and
leading th e league in
complete games — 17 — last
year.
“ It’s alm ost spooky,”
Candiotti said. “It seems
like I was in the right place
for a whole sequence of
events. It was really
amazing.”
Candiotti; 29, signed as a
free agent with the Indians
in December 1985.
“All these things started to
fall in line,” he said. “I came
to Cleveland, and they were
locking for pitching. Then
they signed Knucksie (Phil
Niekro), and I was able to
learn a lot from him. There
were a lot of factors, that
came together that helped
me. And it was important
because last year was a do or
die season for me.”
Candiotto was 16-12 with a
3.57 earned run average in
1986.
“ R ealistically, barring
injury, I don’t think I should
do any worse than last
year,” he said.

47-46 halftime deficit with seven straight points. After
Indiana scored four in a row, the Tigers went on a 12-0 run as
Indiana went scoreless for 5:10. Wilson scored six of die
points in the run that gave Louisiana State a 63-51 lead with
12:26toplay.
Indiana began chipping away at the lead despite the fact
that its All-America guard, Steve Alford, managed just two
points in the second half, finishing with 20.
Louisiana State led 75-66 when Calloway, who is from
Cincinnati, missed a dunk with 4:38 to play. Following a
television timeout, the Hoosiers took over.
Dean Garrett, who finished with 19 points and 15 rebounds,
dunked a rebound, and Joe Hillman, making his first

appearance in the game after the timeout, converted a threepoint play after a steal by Thomas to make it 75-73 with 3:45
toplay.
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Hoosiers were within two.
The Tigers then went into a delay game with three guards
in the lineup. The teams traded turnovers until Darryl Joe of
T^ r ia ia n a State was fouled by Keith Smart with 50 seconds
left. He made the front «id of the l-and-1, but Smart
answered with two free throws with 40 seconds left •
Fess Irvin, who scored 14 points for the Tigers as a reserve,
went to the foul line with 26 seconds left and missed, setting
the stage for Calloway’s rebound basket.

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Page 16

Sun Devils take two games from Wildcats
ByD AVEH O D G ES
State Press

TUCSON — It’s always nice to sweep a
conference series.
But it’s even sweeter when you’re about to
sweep the defending national champions on
their home field.
Best of all, the Sun Devils have the
opportunity to sweep archrival Arizona.
After winning the first two games of a
three-game series here at Sancet Field,
Sunday’s finale was postponed due to wet
grounds.
The game will be played tonight at 7.
ASU won Friday, 8-5, and crunched the
Uth-ranked Wildcats, 10-2, Saturday. The
Devils (15-13, 3-5 Pac-10 Southern Division)
won their sixth game in a row by using the
long ball.
Mike Benjamin and Martin Peralta each

smashed three-run homers in the first two
innings to give ASU a quick 6-0 lead as the
Devils coasted to the easy victory Saturday.
On the night, Benjamin went three-forfive, scored four times and drove in four
runs.
The Wildcats (19-11,6-8 Six-Pac) had nine
runners on base during the first five innings
but could not drive them home, as the Devils
turned three double plays.

oldest tricks in the book—and it worked.
Second baseman Tim Esmay successfully
tagged out UA catcher Steve Strong with the
hidden ball trick during the ninth inning, to
end a potential Wildcat rally and preserve
the Devils’ 8-5 victory.

David Cassidy (3-1), who replaced starter
Matt Shiflett during the fourth inning,
picked up the victory, allowing only a tworu n
homer
by
UA
starting
pitcher/designated hitter Frank Halcovich
during the eighth inning.

With the Devils leading by three in the
ninth Friday, Strong led off by hitting a
single up the middle. Gary Alexander
followed with a single to the right. Strong
stopped at second, setting the stage for
Esmay’s trick, and taking away the
momentum for the Wildcats.
ASU, as in Saturday’s win, used the long
ball effectively. Dan Rumsey cracked two

The game, viewed by a season-high 3,499,
was the third loss in a row for the Wildcats.
On Friday, the Devils used one of the

It was the second time this year that
Esmay has successfully pulled the trick.
The first time was on Feb. 14 against
Loyola-Marymount.

homers and Mike Burrola added one for the
Devils.
Wildcat starting pitcher Gilbert Heredia
— who went into the game sporting a 5-1
record and 3.43 ERA — was knocked around
by the Devils. In nine innings, the Devils
earned 12 hits off the fireballer..
Linty Ingram (3-3) pitched a complete
game for the Sun Devils despite allowing 13
Wildcat hits.
The Cats again had trouble getting people
across home plate, stranding 11 runners on
base.
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home to play host to Nebraska Tuesday and
Wednesday night at 7 in Packard Stadium.
Students are admitted free to all ASU
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Monday, March 23,1987

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UN LV, down at half, com es back to edge Iowa, 84-81
By The A sso cia te d P ress
SEATTLE — Freddie Banks and Gerald
Paddio, both mired in deep shooting slumps,
hit seven 3-point shots during a second-half
surge Sunday as No. 1 Nevada-Las Vegas
stormed back from a 19-point deficit to beat

Iowa, 84-81, and advance to the NCAA Final
Four.
Sixth-ranked Iowa had a chance to tie the
score, but Kevin Gamble, who threw away a
pass with 14 seconds left, missed a 23-foot
shot as time ran out.

Mayfair wins 5th title of ’87

The victory sends UNLV into a Saturday
pnatrhup against Indiana in New Orleans
and gave the Runnin’ Rebels a 37-1 mark,
tying the record for wins set last year by
Duke.
With UNLV trailing 62-44 early in the

ASU golfer Bill Mayfair set a tournament record of 203 en
route to caturing first place in the Henry Homburg
Invitational, played in Beaumont, Tx., this weekend.
Mayfair, who shot rounds of 68-69-66 for his 203 total, has
boosted his tournament record to five wins this year,
having entered just nine tournaments. He has placed
second in each of the other four, two of which he lost in
extra holes of sudden death.

second half, Banks hit a 3-point shot and the
Runnin’ Rebels were on their way.
After the two teams traded baskets,
Padclio, who had missed his first six 3pointers, hit his first of four. Banks followed
that with two free throws.

“There’s never been, to the best of my knowlege, a better
record (than Mayfair’s) in the history of collegiate golf in
the United States,” said Steve Loy, men’s golf coach.
Other ASU scores in the tournament:
Tom Stankowski—72-75-71—218
Scott Ogorek — 76-71-72-219
Greg Cesario — 75-73-74—222
Joe Bendetti—72-75-75-222

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THE M.U.
STATE PRESS
CLASSIFIED AD
BOOTH WILL BE
CLOSED MARCH 24,
25,26. YOU CAN
PLACE YOUR
ADS AT THE
STATE PRESS IN
THE BASEMENT OF
MATTHEWS CENTER
8 A.M.-5 P.M.
DAILY. THANK YOU.
Announcements
M AR CH IS W om en's History Month.
W ho fo u n d e d B eth u n e-C o o k m an
College?___________

classifieds
Clothing

Automobiles
1979 RED convertible MQB, 63K, AC,
wire wheels, AM -FM cassette, $3400.
Phone 391-1014 or 860-2797 to leave
message.
^
1985 M AZDA RX7 5-speed, cassette,
A C, 5-year warranty, 13,000 m iles, like
new, $10,000 OBO . 968-1167.__________
’78 JE E P CJ-7, hard top, V-8, stick,
56,000 m iles, m int condition. $4500,
best offer. M ust se ll soon! 373-1448.
IS IT true you can buy jeeps for $44
through the U.S. government? Get the
facts today! C ali 1-312-742-1142, ext.
9182A.___________
.
M G B 1974, 26K m iles, mint condition,
best offer over $3000. Ron, 996-8928.

NOW OPEN

C.C/S
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Buyers and sellers of ttie
valley’s finest pre-owned
clothes — NATURAL HBERS.
The Kind You Like!!

1250 E. Apache
(E. of Lunt A Ye. Marble Club)

968-2688
We buy all sizes,men & women.
3/23

USED C A R S under $1000. A ll models.
DM Auto Brokers, 256-1377.___________

B u s in e s s O pp.

F b r R entor L e a se

W E A R E forming lesbian/gay support
groups. Meeting o ff cam pus. 969-1913
o r 996-6648.________________________

CAR
R E N T A L p lu s
200 o th e r
businesses for sale! A lso Investor
managers wanted. Execu-Net, B ig Burt,
991-9111.________.
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2*3*4 bedroom condos, townhouses,
houses, near A SU for sale and rent.
Gall Alum nus Robert Bullock, Trencor
Realty, 951-6860,8604)460.___________

Automobiles

W O M EN’S SPORTSW EAR: Equal part­
ner wanted for sm all specialty store in
East Valley. 964-2970.________________

2/3 BEDRO O M condos, tow nhouses for
rent,
M e sa-T em pe a rea s, from
$375/month. 953-8030.__________ _ _ _

Burniture

$585 MONTH plus utilities. 3 bedroom,
2 bath block house. Near ASU. Call
Paul, 968-2603._______ ______________

1975 FOR D station wagon. Power
steering, power brakes, air conditioning and new tires. $500 obo. 890-1722.

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REACH 4 5 ,0 0 0 READERS DAILY

B U Y • S E L L •TRADE
Your books at Changing Hands. For
quality cloth and paperbacks (nq
textbooks, please) we pay 30% of our
re-sale price in cash or 50% in tradein credit which may be used to pur­
chase anything in the store. (Sorry,
no trade-ins on Sat. or Sun.)
Browse through our three floors of:
•New & Used Books
•Art Prints & Posters
•Calendars & Cards
•Handbound Journals
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414 M ill Avenue
9664)203
Old Town Tempo

W AR EH O U SE SALE- D esks from $44,
chairs from $5, end tables and coffee
tables from $24, typing tables, compu­
ter tables, bookshelves and more.
437-2224.

D r iv e a little
a n d save a lot
Reconditioned bikes all styles
NeW bikes a ll styles at honest prices
New heavy duty cruisers
$ 9 9 an d up

Big Color Range
Repairs & Service
Tune Ups $22.50
M astercharge, Visa, Trades OK

BOB'S BICYCLE BARN
1908 E. Apache, Tempe
2 blocks east o t M cClintock
8 9 4 -6 8 5 2

BUNDLE’S

COMPUTERS
FOR

RENT
IBM Compatibles
Lowest Prices

CALL 371-8857

LIQUOR8 it MKT.
7 3 0 S. M IL L
Corner Mill 6
University Ave.

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$2.59
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$ .94

Haegen O u t Natural Ice Cream,
Adult Magazines, Groceries, lea.
Wines, over 40 Imported Bears.

967-9079

910 E. Lemon, across from ASU. Large
2 bedroom, 2 bath. Pool, laundry. $425,
a ll u tilities Included. 966-8704.
BEAUTIFUL N EW large tw o bedroom
apartments, walk to ASU, pool,
laundry, one block south o f University
on 8th Street and Gary. A s k about
move-ln specials. 968-5238.
CONDO: 3 bedroom, 2 bath, fireplace,
sunken living room, vaulted ceiling,
bar, 116 m iles from ASU. $650 month.
897-9552.
_________________ ___
G U ES T H O U SE for rent, one block from
ASU. $215 p lu s utilities. C a ll 894-2685.
L A C R ES EN T A Apartments. Spacious
studios, one and two bedrooms from
$325. Special: first month free plus 19”
TV with a year lease. 1050 S. Stanley
Place. 967-8203.
__________
SU N S ET V ILLA Apts. 1415 E. Apache
Blvd. Studios, one and two bedrooms. r
Furnished units. Free Utilities. Clean
quiet atmosphere. C a li 894-0932.
TWO F E M A L E S needed to sublease
nice apartment at University Towers.
O nly $450 for the whole summer. For
info, ca ll 829-3535.
______________

For S a le
1973 M E R CU R Y M ontego Brougham,
PS, PB, AC, AM -FM , good engine, new
brakes, $575 O BO . 9 8 6 8 4 6 2 .________
C A N CO VERS: Wrap around labels.
U se them again and again and really
tool your friends. Order yours today.
$1.25 each or $5 a six-pack. W rite to
Y B S Marketing, 8485 E. McDonald Dr.,
Suite 321-C, Scottsdale, A Z 85253.
E X C E L L E N T CO N DITIO N , 5-piece
fiberglass Ludwig drum . set. $425.
784-9565.___________
LIG HTED B E E R sighs. Excellent condltlon, som e new! I C a ll 230-2884.______

ONLY 60 SEMESTER CREDIT
HOURS NEEDED FOR OCS.
If you have 60 accredited semester hours, and can
achieve a high score in a special aptitude test, you
could be just 22 weeks from earning the gold bars of
a second lieutenant In the Army Reserve. And ready
to take on your first Reserve leadership assignment.
Qualify, and you’ll attend an 8-week Basic Train­
ing Course, then go on to a 14-week Officer Candi­
date School (OCS) which wW challenge you both
mentally and physically. When you graduate, you’ll
receive your commission as an officer in the Army
Reserve, and continue training in a branch Officer
Basie Course. Then you’ll return home to serve in a
nearby Reserve unit — usually one weekend a
month and two weeks annual training.
It’s a great opportunity to gain the skills and begin
the practice of the kind of leadership and manage­
ment prized so highly by civilian employers.
You need not have completed your degree, just
have 60 semester hours and a lot of ability and
confidence, to^quailfy.
If you’re interested in OCS, call:

967-1611

ARMY RESERVE. BEAll YOU CANBE.

P A PA G O P A R K - College/Curry. B ike to
ASU. Two level condo, vaulted ceilings.
Approxim ately 1135 square feet. Two
bedroom, two bath, appliances in­
cluded, tile entry, pastel colors.
$78,500. assum e or refinance low down
F H A loan. By owner/Realty Executives.
Prlnclplaa only. C a ll 948-8871■________
SN O W SKIIS binding combos: 206cm.
K neissel Marker $75, Fishe r Solom on
$80, also R ock Sklls. 9458747.________

CLASSIFIEDS WORK.
Use one today!!

Help W

a n te d

A FULL-TIME (30 to 40 hours per week)
person needed for fam ily practice In
Scottsdale. M ust type 60 wpm and
have C R T knowledge. A pply in person
9-5, 7701 E Indian School R d„ S u its E,
Scottsdale._________________________
A IR L IN E S C R U IS E L IN E S
h trio g l
Summer. Career l G ood pay. Travel. C a ll
for guide, cassette, newsservice!
(910)944-4444 ext. 3.__________ _ _ _
ARTIST W A N TED to d o T-shlft designs
lo r screen printing company. For mors
Information, c e ll 839-8595 (Isave
message) o r 829-1871. _____________
ATTENTION A IJ. undergraduate busi­
ness and pre-law ma)ors. We are now
interviewing for fu ll tim e sum m er work
positions. Earn $4300., college credit
and excellent resume experience. Must
be independent and w illing to relocate.
. Call234-8Q10.

The STATE PR ES S discla im s a ll respon­
sibility for quality and prices o f goods
and services offered in both cla ssified
and display advertising by Us adver­
tisers.

Help W an ted

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H e lp W an ted

CH ILD C A R E program coordinator for a
small, Innovative company. Part-time
to start. C h ild development back­
ground and experience working with
individuals in ch ild care necessary.
Need individual with initiative, good
people skills. BSfBA required. $9 per
hour. Contemporary Ventures In Child
Cara, 8208644.

P L A S M A DONORS. Earn up to $30 a
week o r $120 a month. First donstlon
$10, second donation in the same
calendar week (Monday-Saturday) $20.
University Plasm a Center, A ssociated
B iosclen ce o f Tempe, Inc., 1018 S.
Rural Rd., Tempe, Arizona, 9688139.
Effective .until further notice.

C O CK TA IL WAIT staff needed Im­
mediately. Desperado’s, Tempe. 8946423, Laura.
_____________
C O L LE G E STUDENT, earn $6-10 per
hour working part-time on campus. For
more Information, call 1-800-932-0528.
DRIVERS, D ISPATCH ERS and cashiers
needed for airport shuttle service. Must
be neat in appearance and have
outgoing personality. Drivers must
have clean driving record. AM, PM and
G Y shifts available. Fem ales en­
couraged to apply. A pply at Sky Harbor
Parking, 44 N. 44th Street.____________
EA R N $8 + per hour w hile keeping your
grades up. C a ll 8298955 to set up an
Interview,_____ ____________
E X C E L L E N T IN CO M E tor part-time
home assem bly work. For Information
ca ll 504841-8003 ext. 7838._________ __

S PA R E TIME income; electronics, no
experience. Others. For more info, dial
5048418091, e x t 1060.7 days.________
STUDENTS EA R N $8 to $10 per hour.
Leads make our telemarketing easier.
4:30-9:00, M-F. South Scottsdale office
Is clo se to campus. 947-0606. _______
SW EN SE N ’S TEM PE Is looking for
en th u sia stic and person ab le ap­
plicants for the following positions.
Day/night waitresses, night buefdish,
night counter help. A pply in person,
MotvFrl, 4 8 p.m. Price end Baseline.
TEM PE M A G AZIN E Is seeking a
well-rounded Individual who can write,
proof-read and edit copy, type, and
work with public. 9688025.
______
TEM PE M A R KE T research firm needs
telephone Interviewers evenings and
weekends, absolutely no sales. $4.00
per hour to etert. 967-4441.______

EXCITING S A L E S promotional position
in the sports and fitn ess movement.
M ust be organized, Independent, and
mobile. Part-time. Generous comm lsslone. C a ll 820-9390. ____________

PRO G RA M S
AND
PR O G RA M M ER S
For IBM XT/AT Software
“ C " 6 Assem bly

995-1105 • Phil

FITN ESS E A R N $100 per day part-time.
Looking for fitn ess minded Individual
tor health promotion benefits. Call
Health Concepts, 9488247, lim ited
positions.
__________
FR Y C O O K S and lead cook wanted.
C a ll Paradise Bar and G rill or apply
within. 8298806. _________ ;
G O V ER N M EN T JO B S. $17,500860,975
per year. Now hiring. Call 1819-5651657 ext. J23A Z for current federal list,
24 hours._____ _____________________
JO H N S O N W A X consum er products
sum m er Intern program. W ill Involve
retail, sales, and m erchandising. Three
to four months, com petitive salary and
benefits. Inquire and register for an
appointm ent w ith Pat Houlahan,
Career Services. Interviews March 26,
27.
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—NOW HIRING—
PT telemarketing positions
available. Perfect hours for
students, 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. M-F,
$5/hr. + bonuses!

CALL NOW FOR DETAILS

246-1143
EOE

W ANTED, PART-TIME delivery driver, 3
nights a week from 5:30-11 p.m. Hourly
plus com m ission. M ust have own
Insured car. C a ll W acky W illy's,
967-1129 or stop by on the co m er o f
Apache andTsrraos._________________
W AN TED PART-TIME bartender and
part-time waitresses. A pply at the
W a re h o u se
C a fe ,
8444
East
W ashington Street. 1 m ile over M ill
________________
Avenue bridge.

TheEmployment/tettile

C A S H F O R gold and diam onds. M ill
A vsn u s Jewelers, 414 S. M ill, Suite 104,
Tempe. 968-5967,
_______________
G O LD W EDDING ring set 6 diamonds,
appraised for $1400, asking $600.
890-1722.

L o st F Found
A D S A R E F R E E EVER YDAY!
W e lim it them to 20 words
and run them for two days.
J u s tc a ll the STATE P R E S S
cla ssified department,

965-7572

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4/3

FOUND: D istinctive woman’s watch at
Mariposa Hall on 2-26-87. Cal! 965-6107
between 8 a.m. and 3 p.m.____________

$ 8 /H O U R
Walk to ASU
IVe wilt train

M A N A G E R TRAIN EE for expanding
retail business. M u st be a positive,
selfm otlvated, honest Individual. Retail
experience and references required.
Night and weekend shifts, part o r full
time. Contact Dennis after 3 p.m.
8358998.
________ _

Sell contractor's
tools and supplies
for a national firm.
Two Shifts Available

2 5 4 -T O O L

NEW E N G LA N D brother/sister camps,
(Massachusetts). Mah-Kee-Nac tor
boys, Dan bee for girts. Counselor
position s tor program specialists: A ll
team sports, especially baseball,
basketball, soccer, plu s archery, riflery,
and biking. 28 tennis openings. Also,
performing arts, gym nastics, rocketry,
ropes course. A ll waterfront activities
Including swim m ing, skiing, sm all
craft. Plus, overnight camping, com ­
puters, woodcraft, and more. Inquire:
J& O Cam ping, 190 Linden Avenue,
G len Ridge, N J 07028 (201) (BM298522,
(0)328-2727.
____________

3/18

FOUND: S O N Y floppy d isk between
Architecture B uilding and Lyceum
Wednesday, March 18 at 11 a.m. Call
968-2373, Fatty.

Miscellaneous
O N LE A V E fail sem ester? Rent your
hom e to a visiting lecturer {with one
wife, no children and im peccable
references) w ho w ill care for it. Ring
965-6719 (day) o r 820-6383(evening).

H elp W an ted

ANY HRS AVAILABLE
$5-$10 Per Hour
Oialamerica Marketing, the nation's finest telemarketing firm, is
now accepting applications for the following shifts:
12-5 p.m- 5-10:30 p.m. 6-10:30 p.m. Weekends
Our salespeople work in a modern, comfortable business
environment contacting established customers on long distance
tines. Guaranteed salary or commission, whichever is greater and
averages $5-$7 an hour.
Our Tempe office is located approximately 5 minutes from
campus:
Please call Dialamerica Marketing for details.

N O W HIRING; immediate openings
part-time o r full-tim e summer. Neat
a pp e a ra n ce , b a s ic m ath s k ills ,
scholarships available. $8.96.969-8879,
8-Nopn.______________ ______________

829-1140

O V ER S EA S JO B S. Summer, year
round. E u ro pe, S o u th A m e rica ,
Australia, A sia . A ll flelda. $900-2000
month. Sightseeing. Free info. W rite
U C , B ox 52-AZ3, Corona Del Mar, C A
92628.
____________________ '

SECURITIES SALES
The Stuart-James Company has opened offices in the
Phoenix area. We $re seeking highly motivated pro­
fessionals who are ready to unleash their full earnings
potential- The Stuart-James Company is a growing
investment banking firm looking for people with an eye
towards management. If you would like to be a part of a
winning team, we would like to provide you with the
training and support necessary to help you realize your
maximum earnings potential:

PART-TIME S A L E S clerks needed tor
sw im shops In Phoenix, 8cottedale,
and Mesa. C a ll Monday through Friday,
108,264-7774.____________ _________
P A R T -T I M E
COM PUTER
s to re
receptionist- Local computer retail
store needs a person with: working
knowledge o f MS-DOS and m icros,
clerical axperienca, neat appearance
and professional attitude. C a ll Mr.
Ch ristoff a l 838-1236,10 a.m .8 p.m.

PH O TO G R A PH ER NEEDED for ASU
Marketing C lu b silent. For information
cad Ruth at 894-0899.

ADIA

• Car pools available •

L IV E
IN
housekeeper
w anted.
Housework and ch ild care. Experience
required. Nonsmoker, own transporta­
tion. Room, board plus $75 per week.
9918879.__________
■

PART-TIME W O R KER S naeded for a
good cause: Babbitt tor President
Com m ittee needs phonere for after­
noon and evening work. $4 per hour, up
to 24 hours per week. F o r more Info,
ca ll Ton y at 9688611.
_________

WANTED: PART-TIME electrical en­
gineer. Experience w ith sub-mlnlature
system s d esig n and fa b rica tion .
Flexible schedule and salary negotia­
ble based on experience. Please
contact The Thunder G roup at 991-5531
tor an appointment.__________________

J e w e lr y

MCI
TELECOMMUNICATIONS

n o fe e

TH O M A S N ELS O N Corporation w ill ba
hiring several personable, energetic,
goal-oriented students tor summer
Intern program. W e offer hard working
students an opportunity to develop a
great resume and earn $4800, regard­
le ss o f major. On cam pus 3-30 and 381.
C a ll 2348962 to arrange Interview.

W E W A N T people who want the
chance to make $4088700 weekly. Day
and evening sh ifts available. Walking
distance from ASU. WUI pay $10 to try
for tw o hours. C a ll 9668040.

WANTED

F E M A L E UVE-IN for n d y in wheel­
chair. M ust have car. Nonsm oker
p r e fe r r e d .
R o o m /b o a rd / s a la r y .
996-2078.
________

TEM PO R A R Y POSITION open tor
engineering student to a ssist In
m echanical design work on computer
peripheral project. To apply, call
279-2818.
___________

Call Jean Wheeler for an appointment 248-8530.

'

STUART-JAMES INVESTMENT BANKERS
Investment Bankers
Member NASD SIPC

3/31

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Motorcycles

Personal

1978 HONDA Express lo r only $275!
Great condition and low mileage! Call
Jenifer,■267‘6217.__________ ;________
1980 SUZUKI 850L. Immaculate. 30,086
original miles. Black, dressed, shaft
drive. $1100 OBO. 838-4345.

Personal

Personal

Roommate wanted

Travel

A A A WORRIED about paying for tuition
next sem ester? Alpha Kappa P sl’s
"Ticket to Tuition” raffle begins todayl
Tickets available at tables on Cady
Mall, the Business Patio, and the
intersection of Tyler and Palm Walk.

ATTENTION A SU waterskiere: Does
the possibility o f unlim ited year round
sking, in an environment which caters
to everyone from beginner to the
advancedcom petitor sound of extreme
interest? Where only com petition ski
boats and experienced drivers w ill be
employed. Those with the desire to
start a permanent water ski clu b and
team, please call Arizona Water Ski
A ssociation. 234-5657.
________

FEM A LE, N O N-SM O KER wanted. 2
bedroom, 2 bath apt. near ASU. $230
month plus half utilities. C all Tammy.
833-0116. ________________________

HOLIDAY IN Japan', a three week tour
offered by W YVEA of AZ, Inc. is
currently recruiting delegates to fur­
ther cultural relations between Japan
and the United States. The tour co st for
selected delegates, 18-35 years, is
$1600. Delegates are guests of
Japanese fam ilies and visit Japanese
officials, cultural, historical,
and
scen ic sites. Applications are due by
March 31 with a $100 deposit. Contact
Leslie Loyd at 947-2472, evenings.

ADOPTION: W ARM, sensitive academ­
ic couple w ishes to welcom e infant to
our loving home. Expenses paid. Legal
and confidential. Call collect, 607-2776262.______________________________

1984 80 HONDA scooter. Good condì*
tlon. $595 or best offer. 899-6578.______
1984 HONDA V30 Magna, 2 Aral
helmets. Excellent condition, have
receipts, just registered. $1550. 8271085.
__________

ANOREXIA, BULIMIA, com pulsive over­
eating. Private and confidential coun­
s e lin g . G e n n ie
M onroe, A C S W
(recovered bulimic). 437-9420 or 2488204.

1984 YA M A H A RIVA 50cc, 149 miles,
excellent condition, $400. Tricia, 9685178._____________ ’________________
1986 XT350 ENDURO great condition,
red, white, lots of power, 2400 miles,
$1700 obo. 966*7424._________________

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1987 KAW ASAKI 250 Ninja, black and
red, 4800 miles, excellent condition,
$2100. Call George, 964*9296._________

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80 Y A M A H A 250 Exciter. New chain,
front and rear sprockets, runs well.
$250 obo. 966*2946.__________________
RED 1985 Honda Arrow 80. Low miles,
great condition, lots of fun. $500 neg.
Call 947*0521 leave m essage or 829*
0029 after 6 p.m.____________________

B E S T PRICES
M otorcycles, tires, batteries,
chains, and helmets. Show stu­
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$15 HOT tub special! You and a guest
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INTRODUCTION LINE where women
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date line where men meet men,
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HOLIDAY INN-MESA or HOTEL WEST COURT
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TWO A N D three bedrooms, two baths, •
condom inium for sale at Hermosa
Place, 510 W. University, from $69,950.
Call Craig, Dean, 968-7173 (12-6).

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BUSINESS IS great I I pay to advertise
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listings! Execu-Net, Big Burt, 991-9111
•Real Estate- B u s in e s s e s - 1031
Exchanges._____ ______________ .
DESPERATE, MUST sell th is week! One
bedroom, one bath condo near ASU
West. Am enities include pool, spa,
BBQ, free air conditioning, and much
m orel! $1700 down, $399 ■PM . Call
Dennis Eaton, agent, 995-8876 or
owner, 997-8324.
________________
G O V ERN M EN T HO M ES from $1 (U
repair). Delinquent tax property. Call
1-619-565-1657 ext. H23AZ for current
repo Hat.
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LOW, LOW down, was $65,000 now
$53,500.2 bedroom, 11/2 bath plus den
with wet bar. Great North East Mesa
location. Owners desperate, all offers
looked at. C a ll Century 21 Realty
Showcase 892-2000 o r Toy 834-5862.
TWO BEDROOM, 891 aq.ft. unfurnished
condp* Refrigerator, washer, dryer
included. Pool, tennia courts, 2 car
parking. $440 month. Nadine L , John
Hall and A ssociates, 9484)550 or
998-7437.
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A A A A WORD processing. A ll papers,
resumes, theses. Prompt, accurate
service. Reasonable rates. Jodi, 9459790,839-6045._________________ _

AAKURIT TYPING- Short papers, over­
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transcribe tapes/ good rates. Linda,
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A-1 W ORD processing. Get your papers
and resumes laser word processed at
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M ALE/FEM ALE, half block ASU. Own
bedroom and bathroom, (two bedroom,
two bath apartment.) Furnished, kit­
chen, w/d, in complex, cable TV,
answering machine. $227.50 per month
plus half utilities. Includes rental
furniture. Available immediately. Call
Thane 967-7976, leave message.______

10% DISCOUNT: Bikini waxing re­
gularly $15; electrolysis regularly
$33/hour. Through March 31, 1987.
About Face and Haift Design (a* full
service salon) 1133 S. Dobson, 9692687.___________________________ .___

327* TR A VEL trailer, 4 new tires,
r o ll- d o w n
a w n in g .
“ B e a u t if u l
condition” $4500. or best offer! 3731448.

$1.50 PER PAGE. On campus. Grammar/punctuation corrected. Papers,
resumes, correspondence. 947-5200.

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p ro ce s sin g .
$1.50/page. 10 years experience. Fast
turnaround. C all Linda, 962-8075.

PR EG N AN T? CONSIDER adoption. We
may be able to help with housing and
medical expenses. For pressure-free
counseling at no charge, call South­
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YO U N G SIN G LES camping clu b being
formed, ages 18-30, to enjoy the
peaceful outdoors and meet new
friends. 247-5181.___________________ j

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bath, washer, dryer, pool. $275, Vz
utilities. 921-1879. Available now.

Services

U2 TICKETS! Best seats, lowest prices,
floor and lower tiers. Call Marc,
391-0652. Both shows.
____________

FOR AIRLINE TRAINING
WE KNOW
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MALE, OWN bedroom/bathroom, to
share luxury apartment Va m ile from
ASU (Quadrangles) starting in May.
Ju st $230/month+ 1/> utilities. Call
Tracy or Maureen, 829-3535.__________

NEW CREDIT card! No one refused
Visa/Mastercard. Call 1-619-565-1522
ext. C23AZ. 24 hours.
__________

U2 TICKETS for sale. Have two pair.
C alj Lyle between 5-6 p.m. at 829-1229.

International
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MALE, 2 bedroom, 2 bath luxury condo.
Fully furnished, pool, jacuzzi. $225 + 1A
________ _______
utilities. 941-8306.

ROOM MATE NEEDED: Female nonsmoker. $175/month plus Vs u tilities. 3
bedroom, 3 bath. Baseline and Hardy.
Call Deb o f Sharon, 965-2488,897-1700.

U-2, LIZA Minelli, Reba MacIntyre,
Howie Mandell, and others. Row 1-9
from stage. 8294)196,956-5356.

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F EM A LE WANTED- Furnished 3 bed­
room, 2 bath, w/d, tennis courts, pool.
Call after6 p.m. 953-1156.____________

M AZATLAN ATO ’S and little sisters.
Thanks for a ll the help when I was
“ laid-up” . W e’ll bash again next year
without injury. Todd._________________

SU M M ER IN Europe $349. Lowest
scheduled fares to all o f Europe from
Phoenix. CaiH-aoO-325-2222. _______

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F EM A LE TO share three bedroom
house close to ASU. W/D, fenced back
yard, $200 plus 1/3 utilities. 966-1790.

JIM STO N E PSE-PM, You’re doing a
great job, your big Sib._______________

SO UTHERN CALIFO RN IA Caucasian
couple (San Diego) looking to adopt
baby: We can give your ch ild a good
home with m uch love and happiness.
C all Karen and Stu collect evenings
and weekends, 619-587-9761._________

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FEM A LE, OWN room (master), bath­
room in three bedroom apartment.
N icely furnished, cable TV, microwave,
dishwasher, fireplace, guarded en­
trance, one m ile from ASU (Rancho
Murietta). Ju st $260/month, Vs utilities.
Call Sam or Dana, 968-0906. _________

MATURE M/F to share 2 bedroom near
ASU. Security, pool, laundry. M ust like
Cats. $200/month + utilities. 957-7995,
Brian.
_______

SIN G LE? C A L L Cupid’s Heartiine at
$.60 per minute. Listen to personal ads,
then leave your own. W e don't code
ads. 1-976-1000.
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H AVE UNW ANTED facial or body hair
removed permanently by electrolysis.
Free consultation, located in Tempe.
Call Sharon at Desert Electrolysis
Center, 829-7829.._______ •
______
HAVE UNW ANTED facia! or body hair
removed permanently by electrolysis.
Free consultation, located in Tempe.
Call Sharon at Desert Electrolysis
Center, 829-7829. ___________ .
INCOME TAX - accounting. Over 9
years prior experience working for IRS.
Bob Soper, C PA . Phone 946-9192.
MATURE W O M AN available to house
sit for 1987-1988 school year. 866-9469.
MONEY, MONEY...Every year m illions
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TH E M ARG ARITAVILLE Duo plays
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R ick Wheeler, 867-0259 o r 867-9317.

FIN AN CIAL AID?
Before you spend money
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Transportation
ATTENTION: F R E E cars to all major
cities. 21 or older. Call A A A Driveaway,
277-9979._______________
C A R S A V A ILA B LE • 21 or older. A ll
States Drlve-away, 992-5200.__________
FR E E ONE-W AY transportation to
Orleans, Cape Cod, M assachusetts for
safe driver to drive 1981 Toyota Wagon
In late March. W ill provide A A A Triptic,
maps, fuel allowance. Car excellent
condition. References required. Andy,
953-5921, nine to nine.______ _______ _

Travel
C H E A P FLIGHT round trip to Chicago
25th through 31st o f March. Cali
Jeanne 840-0621.

ACCU RA TE TYPING. Cheap too! Same
day service. M LA and APA. Caroline,
831-2434.
_________' '
A C C ELER LA TED TYPING: Overnight
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______ __
A + PA PE R S s your ideas + our
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C o sts a little more, but your grade is
worth It. 438-9202.
___________ _
C A L L M E for fast, accurate, quality
service at competitive prices. C lo se to
ASU. 966-2186.
__________________
FAST, A FFO RD A B LE, accurate word
processing. Pick-up and delivery
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FO R M ER ASU staffers! Word Process­
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other formats for dissertations, theses,
term, and research papers. Rates
quoted. Members NASS. Call Donna or
Joan, 945-6302 or 947-0402.___________
LETTER PER FECT Word Processing.
Rush jobs no problem. Dissertations,
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TH E PAPERW ORKS- Thesis, report,
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TYPING, EXPERIENCED secretary with
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memorandum; theses; dissertations.
Phone dictation available, rush jobs
welcome. Call Susan, 279-6897._______
TYPING SERVICES: Term papers,
m a n u scrip ts, resum es. 949-9196.
$1.25-$2 per page. Overnight service.
WORD PROCESSING- Manuscripts,
legal docum ents, resum es, term
papers, and theses. C lo se to ASU.
438-8864.__________________________
W ORD PR O CESSING and typing ser­
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