s ta te A riz o n a State U n ive rsity p re s s Vol. 69 No. 101 Tempe, Arizona e Copyright, State Press, 1987 Friday, March 6,1987 Arches landlord locks out typing center tenants B y JUD IE GAILLAR D State Press A SU students who tried to pick up com pleted papers and assignm ents from the A S U Typing Center W ednesday were m et by a locked door and a sign from the landlord saying the tenants had been locked out. The sign read: “ D o N ot E n te r. This space has been locked out by landlord. C a ll 9667788.” The A SU Typing Center at 122 E . U niversity D rive in the Arches is not affiliated with the U niversity. Karen B auer, the center’s owner since F e b . 16, filed a law suit W ednesday against Sid Josep h, the Arches’ landlord and owner of Sid’s W arehouse D e li, to reopen the center. Shelita C o x, a 20-year-old liberal arts m ajor, said her En glish m id-term that w as due yesterday is locked in the center. “ It caused m e a lot o f inconvenience,” she said . “ It w as part of m y m idterm grade. I w as lucky. M y teacher said to hand it in when the center opened a gain .” Bauer runs the center with her husband, B ruce. The closing of the center and subsequent law suit a re -th e result of a month-long argum ent between landlord and tenant. Bauer said she had been paying Joseph rent on a monthly basis since she and Joseph had hot negotiated a lease since February. Bauer said Joseph requested she and her husband negotiate a lease, but he also requested the couple’s parents sign the lease. Jo sep h did not return phone calls from the State Press Thursday. Bauer said Josep h entered the center F e b . 27, “ disrupting business,” and told the Bauers he did not want them as tenants and the Arches w as not a babysitting service. Bauer has two daughters, a 10-month-old and a 2-year-old, who stay at the center due to the high costs of child care. Bauer said Joseph told them to get o ff the prem ises and requested a security deposit of $600 and a rent check for $521.88. She said she took Josep h the M arch rent check but she did not give him 30-days notice. She later sent the notice by certified m ail. Bauer said Joseph gave her written confirm ation of their previous discussion M arch 2. Bauer said her attorney, R ussell Brown, said Joseph could not lock them out without 10-days notice before the due date of the rent. ^ Bauer’s attorney w as in court Thursday and not available for com m ent. Bauer said that when an em ployee went to open the center on M arch 4, the locks were changed and the sign had been posted. P olice were called to the center when Bauer’s husband tried to break into their business. “ M y husband w as rem oving the glass and m olding above the door of the business in order to get in and get our equipm ent,” she said. “ Sid said not to do that. M y husband said he had the right to be there.” But police told Bauer the conflict w as a civil m atter, and they could not settle it. “ The police said because we didn’t have a written lease with Josep h, he had the right to lock us out,” she said. M B iB iiÉ Bauer and her attorney have filed a forceable entry action against Joseph. “ The action w ill take a t least three to six days until it’s heard,” she said . “ R igh t now, it’s the busiest tim e for business. “ W e wanted to get the m essage to the students that their papers are there. When this whole thing is over, there w ill be no charge for their papers.” Bauer said her attorney w ill handle any problem s students h ave w ith th eir p rofesso rs fo r m issin g a ssign m en t deadlines. Lenna Niebor-Erickson from the O ffice of Student L ife said the Bauers asked A SU to notify students whose papers are locked in the center W ednesday. “ I told them that we would not do that, but if any facu lty questioned the students’ late papers, we would tell them the couple had been in, and we had seen a copy of the su it,” Niebor-Erickson said.- Andy Mrozlnskl/Stat* Press Karen Bauer’s business, The A S U Typ ing Center, was closed after a dispute between Bauer and the landlord, Sid Joseph. Testim ony begins in slaying ca se of A S U student B y LA U R EN M ILLETTE State Press H ie Sept. 6 slaying of A SU student Vincent Nieland began as an “ average party with a group of rowdy college-aged m en” at a Tem pe apartm ent com plex, prosecuting attorney Cleve Lyn ch said in his opening statem ent Thursday in the trial of R oy Young. Y oun g, 36, a Tem pe resident, is charged w ith first-degree hom icide in connection w ith the N ieland slaying. Bradley Knutson, 23, 1620 W . Southern A v e ., M esa, also w as stabbed tw ice during the fight. The late-night party resulted .in the death of the 20-year-old sophomore crim inal ju stice studies m ajor. M aricop a County M ed ica l E xa m in e r D r. H einz K arnitschnig said N ieland died from stab wounds to his chest and left rib cage. H is alcohol blood level w as .20. The fight broke out a t 3:45 a .m . in the pool area a t Questa inside today ASU W EATHER Cloudy skies today with an expected high a f 80 degrees. The expected tow is 60. C la s s ifie d ... . . . . .............................. 18 C o m i c s . . . . . . . . . . . ........... ................. 3 O p in io n ..................... .............................. 4 Po lice report .............. , t t i \ ; ......... . . . . . 8 S p o r t s . . . . . . . . ------ • ..............................15 Today . . . . . . . . . . . . . *............................. 2 Vida Town Houses, 85Q S . R iver D rive, Tem pe. Lynch gave the follow ing account to Ju d ge Fran cis P . Koopm an: Nieland arrived a t the pool area around 12:30 p .m . with Knutson and friends Je rry Tuzil and R ich M iller, both 20, and Jo n Gibson, 24. They drank beer and decided to v isit a girl who lived in the sam e com plex. Nieland stayed at the pool and w as joined by Stacy K aplan. When his friends returned, K aplan taunted them , “ D id you have a lot of fu n ?” The group argued for about 15 m inutes, and Kaplan left with two friends. Kaplan said she had le ft her earring at the pod and returned by herself to get it. K aplan m et Young’s nephew, 15-year-old Glen Young, who had ju st returned from work and asked him to accom pany her. K uzil and N ieland were a t the pool when Glen Young and Kaplan arrived. Kuzil called G len Young a “ n igger,” and the boy left. He returned with his uncle, R oy Young, 36, who allegedly carried a wrapped butcher knife. Kuzil and N ieland were joined by Knutson, M iller and Gibson. Wlien N ieland saw the Youngs approach, he backed aw ay, sayin g, “ W e don’t w ant to f i ght . . . I don’t want any trouble.” K uzil then picked up a hockey stick that M iller left by the pool earlier. Knutson flicked a cigarette toward an ashtray, but it hit and burnt G len Young’s arm . Glen Young hit Knutson on the head. Roy Young allegedly stabbed Knutson in the arm as the m an fought with his nephew. Young also allegedly fa ta lly stabbed N ieland. Fuse explosion zaps power from fraternity houses, 5 ASU buildings By MIKE B U R G E S S State Press An early evening explosion of high voltage fuses outside the Sigm a Nu fraternity house Thursday le ft five cam pus buildings without power for more than two hours. The explosion also caused a minor fire at the fraternity house a t 601 Alpha D rive, but a m em ber quickly put out the fire w ith a wet T-shirt. “ I saw the explosion and ran over and saw flam es a t the bottom of the tree,” Kurt Penn, sophomore liberal arts m ajor, said. “ I then dipped the shirt into the pool, ran over and beat the fire out.” > Fraternity m em ber B ill Cusick said the incident lasted only seconds. “ It looked like a big rocket that exploded,” he said . “ It w as loud. Our dog went crazy. I ’ve been here four years, and I never saw anything like th is.” Fraternity house m anager Aaron D eV ault, who contacted the A SU Ph ysical P lan t, said he thought the explosion w as a firew ork. “ It w as the brightest lig h t,” he said. “ It w as scary though because everyone w as outside.” Pow er w as out in a ll 10 fraternity houses on Alpha D rive as hundreds of people, m ostly fraternity m em bers from various houses, w atched a s police and P h y sic a l P la n t e le ctricia n s assessed dam ages. Several fraternity m em bers said the explosion w as an inconvenience because they had exam s today, but more im portantly, they m issed “ The Cosby Show .” The power outage caused high school basketball playoffs in the University A ctivity Center to be delayed. Page 2 S ta tç P w u 6.1987 today M eetings • C ou ncil o f Liberal A rts and S cien ces Students will meet at 1:45 p.m. in the MU Senate Room for membership amendment and senate nominations. •University Fellow ship will meet at 7:30 p.m. in the MU Pima Room. •Arizona Outing Club will have lots of skiing, hiking and horseback riding for this outrageous spring break. Arizona Outing Club hotline is 990-0699. •Newman Center Sanctuary Com m ittee will meet at 7:30 p.m., Thursday, March 12 at the Newman Center. Sports * Rugby Club will meet at 4:30 p.m. on Sahuaro Field. •Men’s gym nastics will com pete against Cal Berkeley at 2 p.m. Sunday in the University Activity Center. It won’t hurt a bit Alex N lenders demonstrates how to graft a trao to hla plant propagation class Thursday on the west side of the M U. Stsphwi Mountur/SUI* Praw 6°- Weekend vs. ASU March 6. 7:00 rch 7,1:00 March 8,1:00 *4 Next Week its Spring Break, and \ haven’t anything to wear . . . but with SPORTING CLUB, thats all changed.” C ornerstone Mall • Tem pe Seattle Mariners vs. ASU Packard Stadium Mon., March 9,1:00 Free admission to A SU full-time students with valid Spring LD. State Press Mecham to choose from 3 UA students for regent liaison job By VICKIE C H A C H E R E State Press P H O E N IX — Three U A students have been selected as finalists for the student liaison to the Arizona Board of R egents, a spokesm an for G ov. E v a n M echam said Thursday. Ron Bellus said Karen K aizer, Joseph M ikitish and M ichael Proctor were selected by the student governm ents at the three universities as candidates for the student regent post. M echam w ill appoint one of the three to serve in 1987-88. The appointm ent is subject to confirm ation by the Arizona Senate. Bellus said he did not know when the governor would m ake his decision, adding, “ There is no hurry.” M ick D alrym ple, Arizona Students Association director for U A , said 17 people applied for the post. K aizer is a political science senior and form er president of the Residence H all Association at U A . She also is an intern for the P im a County Board of Supervisors and a form er intern for the B ritish Parliam ent. Page 3 Friday, March 6,1987 Group’s first study tour Mexico-bound 1 By KER R Y F E H R State Press Fifteen A SU students leave for M exico C ity today for the first study tour of a foreign country organized by any cam pus chapter of A IE S E C , the International Association of Students in Econom ics and Business M anagem ent, Rodolfo SUlit, a tour coordinator, said the A SU chapter of A IE S E C is the first am ong more than 60 chapters across the country to study and prepare a report about the econom ic clim ate of a foreign country. Sulit said he hopes the week-long study of U .S . D irect Investm ent Com pany in M exico w ill serve as a model for other college chapters . The 15 m em bers of A IE S E C , who w ere chosen from a group of about 23 applicants, prepared for the visit by attending talks by experts in South Am erican a ffa irs, including form er U .S . Am bassador to Costa R ica Lew is Tam bs. H e said the group w ill attend sem inars on M exico’s debt, econom ic policies and trade relations with the United States. A IE S E C m em bers also w ill exam ine M exico’s m em bership in General Agreem ent on T ariffs and Trade, or G A T T , and U .S . investm ent in M exico. , i Sulit said the group w ill prepare a 30-page report on its findings and distribute it to organizations such as the M exican A IE S E C and Junior Achievem ent, who helped organize the trip. The report is expected to cost $1,000. He said the estim ated cost of the tour for each student fe ll from $300 to $270 because the M exican peso continues to drop in value. “ Unfortunately, the report won’t be printed down there,” he said. Su lit said he borrowed the idea for the tour from the A IE S E C group in Jap an , after studying there last sum m er and asking the Japanese coordinator how he organized the excursion. Su lit said he was m et with a lot of enthusiasm when he told his plan to A IE S E C officers. “ But they were skeptical too,” he said. “ So the idea was on the back burner for aw hile.” Su lit said the hardest part of planning the tour was coordinating the divisions within A IE S E C to solicit funds and promote the trip. H e said five of the students included in the tour group are new A IE S E C m em bers. b y B e rk e B re a th e d BLO O M C O U N T Y 5:59 a.m. (M HERO MKE5 70 THE SOÖERiHb mUZfWON C THffTHE NEVER REALLY m o a m m m sQUE Com-HUHER HEflVTY. M ikitish, an senior econom ics m ajor, is an A SA researcher and past governor for the Youth in Governm ent Program , a legislative training sem inar. Proctor is a U A law student, who also is working towards a m aster’s degree in w ater resources. H e is a form er Associated Students of U A president. The candidates w ere selected by a panel m ade up of three U A student governm ent officials, and two m em bers each from A SU and N A U . D iane Zipley, A S A ’s executive director, and current Student R egent F e licia M artinez also were m em bers of the selection com m ittee. “ W e are m ostly looking for ability and som e knowledge of the issues, ” D alrym ple said. “ We w eren’t looking for specific viewpoints. “ M ost of the selection process w as based on their ability to pick up inform ation quickly, their ability to think on their feet and their com m unication skills. ” The student regent serves for one year as the only non­ voting m em ber of the board. M artinez w ill vacate the post Ju n e 30. b y Michael Ritter Ivory Towers " i l i . m , i/ v \ ^ H W .G E F AND BUZZ ARE «INDA TICKED AT ME, AREN'T SA, MIKE? W m W flP N T "S£N0R 6065 MEXICAN V0U JLÖT BOOK OUR TÖÜRB’ SOONÖEP LIKE A TRIP TDfWAUAN BETTER DEAL. HE 5AIP THR00&M ‘COLLEGIATE WET &EN GET THE ROLLOCAR ON UlE miEL'LIKE W TRAIN... UCWCOOLPI SflPWIdOÜLP? , KNOW THAT “POLLO" 15 '/IR/ SPANISH FDR... The post rotates each year between the three universities. L a st year, M artinez did not receive Senate confirm ation because her appointm ent w as delayed and the appointm ent w as not sent to the Senate in tim e. But Bellus said M echam w ill have enough tim e to send the appointm ent to the Senate. Conference to study computers in schools by Jeff M acNelly Shoe a By M IC H A EL R O W ELL State Press W hile m ost of A SU is lounging around on M exican beaches, more than 700 teachers and adm inistrators from across the United States w ill descend upon cam pus during spring break to brush up on the role of m icrocom puters in education. The College of Education is co-sponsoring a three-day conference M arch 11-13, titled “ Com puters in the Schools: Who’s in C h arge?” The conference w ill be the seventh annual m icrocom puters in education conference held at A SU . M aurene M iller, one of the co-directors of the conference, said between 70 and 80 representatives from electronic and softw are firm s w ill be exhibiting their products, and more than 133 speakers w ill be conducting sessions dealing with both p ractical and futuristic applications of com puters in the schools. M iller said she expects everyone from kindergarten teachers through college professors at the conference. “ One thing we have noticed is kindergarten kids com ing in already com puter literate,” she said. “ T hat’s why it’s very im portant that (all) teachers be aware of com puter potential.” M iller, who is earning her doctorate with an em phasis in com puter-based education, said “ the biggest job we have now is to train the teachers. They’re still a little bit hesitant in using the technology. ” Undergraduates in the College of Education currently are required to take a com puter literacy course. M iller said the com puter’s role in the classroom has developed in recent years. Students have progressed from “ drill and practice^ softw are to learning word processing and how to use data bases. “ F o r the kids it’s incredible, ” she said. “ They’re like ducks taking to w ater. The teachers are the ones who are hesitant. ” M iiinr said the teachers need in-service training and workshops to learn more about the possibilities of com puters in the classroom . “ The w ay money is in the districts right now they can’t necessarily do what they want to ,” she said. M illar said the districts have several reasons to be cautious. . “ They need to decide what they want to do with com puters,” she said, “ th e y need to find softw are that fits their needs, then hardware to m atch the softw are.” m m W IT » I ttPN'T TWiNKHO\) CAN N o ,m $ \e A LANöUAö E. iw e w c t o \ “ i m i O N m iA Z Z ANt/ßURSET' INTHE £AN \E £ £ N T E N C £ - BE A PAR T O F U N IV E R SIT Y T O W ER S WE A R E A C C E P T IN G A P P L IC A T IO N S FO R R E S ID E N T A D V IS O R S 1 9 8 7 -8 8 AND R E SID E N T A D V ISO R S A LT E R N A T E S FOR F A L L ’87 UNIVERSITY TOWERS To qualify you must have one year residence in a dormi­ tory, minimum 2.5 GPA. More info, and applications available in person or by mail at University Towers office, 525 S. Forest. Honrs of application 9 a.m.-12 p.m. Interview s w ill be scheduled first w eek o f A p ril. “ No phone calls, please.” o p in io n Non-governor makes nonsense G o v. E v a n M echam says the m edia has treated him unfairly in his first two months in office, but one only has to look at M echam ’s actions to know that it is he who is providing am m unition for negative reports and editorials on his adm inistration. Now , M echam claim s that Phoenix Gazette colum nist Joh n Kolbe is a “ non­ person” and has banned him from a ll press conferences because of columns* that have portrayed the governor in a bad light. T his, like m ost of w hat M echam has done since he took office in Jan u a ry , is w hat gives the m edia and the citizens of Arizona a chance to thrash the governor over his actions. M echam is blatantly tossing aside the F irst Am endm ent by not allow ing Kolbe at any news conferences. In essence, M echam is telling the state, “ I won’t allow anyone to say bad things about m e — even though they m ay be tru e— because I don’t like th a t.” W hat M echam fa ils to understand, however, is that Kolbe is paid to give his opinion bn page two of the Phoenix Gazette and he has done ju st that. Kolbe, being a m em ber of the press corps, also has the right to attend open press conferences held by the governor ju st as reporters and colum nists from any other newspapers have. ^ 000,W BRUTE! ŸOUB E A S T V / 77\KE THAT! I'M 50 M IF F E D ,! COULPJUSTCRV// (OVCH" I BR O K E A M IL.'/) '•***. | * One has to wonder ju st w hat M echam has planned in declaring Kolbe a “ non-person.” M ay we suggest that M echam is* actu ally a “ non-governor” and Carolyn W arner will wake up, w alk into the bathroom and B ill Schulz w ill step out of the shower. Then the state can breathe a sigh of relief and sa y, “ It w as only a dream , thank goodness.” Unfortunately, that won’t happen and we wiH still have to put up with M echam ’s “ I ’m too good to be criticized by any of you” attitude. W hat M echam has faded to realize is that he would be held up for public scrutiny if he won the governor’s race. This should not have been a surprise to him . But if the governor still contends that the m edia is u n fa ir to him and his adm inistration, we have a few words of advice. I f you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. BEATIN G A D E A D HORSE (LGAU Like Christm as, spring break has overt m eaning H ave you ever noticed how people get so apathetic during the month of February? That month is a slow one because it is conveniently placed between two months with outstanding holidays— Christm as and spring break. February does have Valentine’s D a y , but this is a bogus holiday if you’re not involved w ith someone. Possibly the only thing that saves that month from being a total loss is Arizona’s birthday. It even fa lls on the sam e day as Valentine’s D ay. I f you don’t have a m ain squeeze, you can alw ays kiss up to your state. But given the current situation in Arizona, this is the furthest thing from m ost people’s m inds. D uring the Christm as season, the m edia alw ays finds the space to accom m odate promos on the “ True M eaning of C hristm as.” I don’t know why Christm as should get a ll the attention. M any people don’t realize ju st how im portant spring break is. Thank goodness it’s fin ally M arch! This is m y attem pt to define the “ true m eaning of spring break.” F irst of a ll, it m ust be understood spring break is a holiday created ju st for students. W hoever cam e up with the idea to turn kids loose for a week really w as a w ise m an. F o r parents who have to deal with their younger kids being out of school, I can understand their belief that this holiday holds no credibility w hatsoever. But for the college-age kids — w ell, let’s ju st say spring Amy Frischknccht Asst. Manasins Editor break com es at a tim e when most of us are near the end of our ropes. A fter sitting back and observing the behavior patterns of students during these last two weeks preceding the break, I know why this holiday is so necessary. Students have a w ay of getting lost on the w ay to class. It’s got to be the m ost pathetic thing in the world to see a student wandering around in the beautiful sunshine, wondering if he should ditch class for the umpteenth tím e. I begin to wonder if the sun does more than ju st gives us sunburns— it gives us brainburns. B y the w ay, w e’re working on documenting this as a fa ct. P u t sim ply, spring break rescues students from destroying them selves. The spring sem ester is not a ll that shorter than the fa ll, but it sure seem s like it. And although you would think this is an advantage, when we’re talking college, it’s really not. Apathy am ong students is a serious problem. It’s like fallin g into a black hole and not being able to get out. Students who have so m uch am bition at toe beginning of toe sem ester are suddenly brought to their knees by spring fever. So what do you do? How do you save yourself from this horrible reality? F ill toe car up w ith a fu ll tank of ga s, grab a six-pack of whatever you drink and get toe heck out of town! Nothing in toe world gives greater satisfaction than draining your savings account in order to totally blow off the professors and books for an entire w eek. M any older folks, you know the ones who v isit our Valley from various places, look upon toe students of A SU as they whiz by on their w ay to M azatlan and frown because of our despicable attitudes. “ Look M a, there goes another one of those college-type people. Those little hellions ju st have no concept of hard w ork.” In m y opinion, college is a necessary e v il. These days if you don’t go to college, you’re classified as a bum and you certainly won’t go anywhere in life . But you can only take so m uch before you start to experience third-degree brain m eltdown. A week aw ay in the spring relieves the pressure and allow s us the chance to re­ evaluate ourselves. A week spent either basking in the sun or buried in the snow allows u s. the tim e to rem em ber w hy we are punishing ourselves with this everyday school stu ff. Hopefully, when we get back, w e’ll be com pletely rejuvinated and m otivated to go on with whatever we’ve started here. That’s what spring break is a ll about. Purim: Esther’s rule as queen cause for celebration A s Jew ish holidays go, toe upcom ing festival of Purim is one of the more interesting and unusual. A few years ago, m y attem pted observance of its religious traditions resulted in m y being locked up for drunk and disorderly conduct. Allow m e to explain. ‘Purim ’ literally m eans ‘lo ts,’ and refers to toe lots that toe evil Persian vizier Ham an cast to determ ine which day he would a nnihilate the Je w s of toe Persian Em pire. A s toe Book of Esth er explains, Ham an’s plan depended on toe com plicity of the Em peror Ahasuerus, or Xerxes. Now in toe story, Ahasuerus is not very bright and is easily m anipulated by toe likes of Ham an. But he’s also deeply in love with his queen, E sth er, who happens to be a Je w (though Ahasuerus doesn’t know this ju st yet). To foil Ham an’s ¡dot, Esth er invites both Ahasuerus and Ham an to a banquet, during which she reveals her Jew ish identity and begs toe king to spare her people. Ahasuerus, apparently unaware of toe scope of Ham an’s plans, is livid and storm s from the banquet room in a rage. Ham an, dum bfounded, throws him self Ed Schubert Analysis Editor upon E sth er to beg for m ercy. Thereupon A hasueras, with Laurel and H ardy tinting, returns and exclaim s in am azem ent, “ W ill you even assault toe queen here in m y presence?” To m ake a long story short, the Jew s are saved and Ham an is hung from toe very gallow s he had prepared for M ordecai, E sth er’s righteous uncle. It’s a great story, and the holiday of Purim reflects toe rom ance, humor and joy of the events it com m em orates. On toe evening of M arch 15, Jew ish com m unities around the world w ill gather in synogogues to hear the Book of Esth er read aloud. E v e ry tim e toe nam e of the evil Ham an is read, toe congregation w ill yell, boo, and shout to sym bolically erase it. On P u rim , costum es, noise, charity and STATE P R E S S TOM BLODGETT Editor ANDREA HAN Managing Editor general good spirits are a ll in order. And good spirits are in order in more w ays than one. Although Jew ish tradition norm ally requires an abstemious attitude toward drinking, on Purim we break loose and have a party. The Talm ud instructs that on Purim , we are to get so drunk that we can’t tell toe difference between “ Blessed be M ordecai” and “ Cursed be Ham an.” Now , toe idea is not ju st to get drunkthere is a subtle theological point to be m ade. Alcohol is used to achieve toe proper sense of ecstasy and graditude to God for his m iraculous intervention in toe days of Ahasuerus. It is a point whose sublety is sometimes lost on the neophyte student of Jud aism . I only vaguely remem ber leaving toe H illel Union of Jew ish Students on Purim about five years ago. But I do remember com ing slowly to consciousness in a place of painfully bright light, unable for some reason to move m y arm s from behind m y back. A s I discerned the bars in front of m e, I finally, dim ly realized that I w as handcuffed and in ja il — in the University Police Station, no less. La te the following morning, after I’d been City Editor KARI BLAND Sports Editor BOB HEILER Asat. City Editor KIM MATTINGLY Asst Sports Editor STEVE BRENNAN News Editor TRACY SCOTT Copy Chial CATHY CZAGANY Asst Managing Editor AMY FRISCHKNECHT Arts Editor KHALI CRAWFORD Photo Editor ANDY MROZINSKI Asst Alts Editor GREGORY R. KRZOS Asst Photo Editor RON KUCZEK JR. Opinion Editor PATRICK J. KUCERA Analysis Editor ED SCHUBERT Sports Analysis Editor DEAN OBENAUER freed and w as reasonably coherent, I was filled in on the previous nights events by R abbi Barton L e e , the H illel director. It seem s that as I w as w alking back to my house on toe other side of cam pus (give me credit, a t least, for not d riving), I decided to take a nap in a building near toe northeast corner of A S U . I w as roused by a custodian, got belligerent, then started o ff again — not in the direction of m y house, but toward the river bottom and who-knows-what new adventures. The custodian, Jo n W hitehurst, did the reasonable thing and called toe University Police. (Jo n and I m et again later on and relived that m em orable night — memorable for Jo n , anyw ay). It m ust have been 3 or 4 a .m . when Rabbi Lee and his w ife, M arcy, arrived at the station to bail m e out — having been roused from a no doubt peaceful slum ber by a phone ca ll and a plea from toe police to com e down and take m e o ff their hands. That w as P u rim , five years ago, and I want to say I really appreciated the forbearance of everyone involved. And — hey! — in a week we can all get together and do it again. The State Press is published Monday through Friday during the academic yëar. except holidays and exam periods, at Matthews Center, Room 15, Arizona State University, Tempe, AZ 85287. Newsroom: 965-2292 Advertising & Production: 965-7572. the State Press is the only newspaper exclusively published lor and circulated on the ASU campus The news and views published In this newspaper are not necessarily those of the ASU administration, faculty, staff or student body. State Pro» Page 5 Friday, March 6,1987 'Rat factor’ certain to bring guilty parties to justice I hate to go over to Morton’s house because he’s alw ays yelling at this T V set. This is what he w as doing the other night when one of the W all Street w iseguys was being sentenced for m aking a killing on inside stock tips. “ Do you have anything to say before se n te n cin g?’ ’ the ju d g e asked the defendant. “ Tell him the devil m ade you do it ,” Morton yelled at the screen. “ Your honor,” the defendant began, “ I am asham ed of what I did. I should have never gotten involved w ith insider inform ation.” “ That’s not what you’re asham ed o f,” shouted Morton. “ W hat you’re sorry about is that you had to give back $6 m illion.” The defendant wiped a tear from his eye. “ M ost of a ll I am fu ll of rem orse because I brought disgrace on m y parents and m y friends who had no idea what I w as doing. ’ ’ “ So why did you m ake your mother buy 1,000 shares of Shepherd’s Pudding at 34%? ” Morton yelled. SPRING BREAK FILM SALE The A rt Buchwald Los Angeles Times Syndicate “ M orton,” I begged, “ let the m an have his day in cou rt.” “ H e deserves the gas cham ber. Instead he’ll get two months as the tennis pro at Allenw ood.” The defendant said, “ I have discovered that when you betray the people you work for and the country you love, there is a lot of pain .” Morton yelled, “ Tell us about it, dirty fin gers.” jungle — it’s dog eat dog, and you can’t blam e a young man for wanting to make more money than M errill Lynch Fenner and Sm ith. If this guy didn’t feed inside inform ation to Boesky somebody else would have. The traders have a saying on W all Street, ‘I f a m an does something illegal and they put his picture on the front page of the New York Post he has suffered enough.’ ” “ Because of the rat factor. The guy turned in a lot of other guys including Boesky. Now Boesky is turning in others and they will rat on still others until every crooked person on W all Street will be brought to the bar of justice and punished according to the law . This is what m akes Am erica great, the w illingness for citizens to rat on each other after they’re caught. ” The defendant continued, “ I ask a ll the people I have hurt to forgive me for what I ’ve done. I’m going to devote the next 60 years of m y life to giving poor people good stock tip s.” “ I ’m not greedy,” said Morton. “ If they hang him by his thum bs, I’ll be satisfied.” “ I don’t believe him ,” Morton said. “ I ’ll bet he’s m ade a deal to rat on everyone in the World Trade Center. ” I said , “ H e’s ju st a child. Everyone m akes m istakes.” “ Morton, it’s not for you to decide what a man should get for cheating in the stock m arket,” I said. “ The im portant thing is to make sure he w ill not do it again. ” “ W hat w as his m istake? ” Morton asked. “ H e had the sam e barber as Ivan Boesky. You m ust rem em ber the stock m arket is a “ How can you be sure he won’t do it again ?” he asked. “ Fo r stealing $60 m illion and endangering the entire financial system of the United States, I sentence you to 10 days in traffic school, with three days off for good behavior.” CISCO’S 1st ANNIVERSARY Dollar Day Specials Fotom at P ic t u r e P la c e at the Memorial Union Building 135-24 (100) ASA 110-24 (100) ASA 15 exp. disc (200) ASA When we turned back to the set the judge was reading to the defendant, “ You are a disgrace to your profession, your loved ones and the Dow Jones averages. I have spoken to the attorney general and I concur with the plea bargain he w orked.out with your law yer. 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Phone 9 6 6 -6 8 9 6 [ Page 6 Stote Preti Friday, M arch 6,1987 A S A S U attempting to relieve overburdened advising staff B y b e n Mc C o n S tate Press n ell Associated Students is working on a plan to p acify student com plaints of inadequate or non-existent academ ic advising, thus relieving an overburdened advising sta ff, A S A S U ’s president said Thursday. Chris Cum m iskey said A SA SU is creating the “ Road M ap” plan in response to G ov. E v a n M echam ’s proposed budget cuts and student com p lain ts about a cad e m ic advising shortages. “ These (actions) have propelled us to seek innovative w ays to utilize the resources we do have, ” he said. Cum m iskey said each ASU undergraduate would receive a com puter printout from the O ffice of the R egistrar, which would list classes the student has taken, explain what classes are required for thè student’s m ajor and offer a choice of classes for the next sem ester. “ It would be a list of, say, nine classes and the list would say ‘choose four,’ ” he said. Although A SA SU still is calculating logistics for the plan, Cum m iskey said he hopes to present it to adm inistrators soon, using one of A S U ’s 11 colleges as a “ pilot” college. The Road M ap’s budget and sta ff requirements still are being explored, Cum m iskey said. Reactions from academ ic advisers and adm inistrators were m ixed. Barbara Colby, academ ic adviser for the College of Architecture, said, “ I don’t think the college (of Architecture) would go for it .” She said the college already has an intensive advising program for architecture undergraduates. She also chastised the media for not m aking students aware of current resources. “ Why don’t you ju st publicize what resources are alread y availab le for students,” she said. But Jo Hennington, assistant dean for the College of Business, praised the plan as “ very w orthwhile.” “ Anything that can help students selfadvise and be instantaneous is good,” she said. “ I believe students are adults, and they want to be in charge. Other u n iv e rsitie s, lik e (B rig h a m Young University) already have system s like th is.” University, 170 countries to recognize world prayer day B y A LIS A W ABNIK State Press F o r 100 years, people around the world have prayed sim ultaneously to recognize World D ay of P rayer. Today at noon, A SU w ill join them for the first tim e. The w orship service, held in D anforth Chapel, com m em orates the centennial anniversary of the cerem ony. It w as written by the executive board of the International Com m ittee for W orld D ay of P rayer, a group of elected women from participating countries. Church Women United, an international organization of Christian women, helped design the program . 20 % O FF DRY CLEAN IN G FOR STU D EN TS W IT H A S U I.D . McKellips and Scottsdale in the ABCO Shopping Center People in 170 countries will take part today in identical services throughout the world that revolve around this year’s them e, “ Com e and R ejo ice.” 'A SU ’s service w ill be led by Rona Johnson, leader of the Lutheran Cam pus Center. The R ev. Ja n e Tews, director of the W esley Foundation, w ill deliver a m editation. A SU students and facu lty, as well as members of off-cam pus religious organizations, w ill fill the rest of the program . D r. Ann H ardt, the A SU program ’s organizer and a m em ber o f the Cam pus Interfaith Council, said that although the service incorporates all sectors of Christianity, it is an ecum enical rather than an interfaith service. “ Anyone is welcom e but it is a Christian se rv ice ,” she said. H ardt, who also is an associate professor of education, said she expects representatives from a t least 10 campus religious organizations to attend. M ary Peters, secretary of D anforth Chapel and secretary/treasurer of the Cam pus Interfaith Council, said she cannot estim ate how m any students w ill appear since today is the last school day before spring break. “ That didn’t hold us back from celebrating it ,” she said. “ We really tried to reach the students, and we really hope some of them w ill be there.” 1987 YUGO G.V. (GREAT VALUE) AFFORDABLE RELIABLE / DIRECT FROM FRANCE . . . 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The m an told police he had his vehicle towed and replaced the tires. Police investigation revealed that the tires were not dam aged, and the m an had them replaced because they were worn out. •The Tempe fire department responded to a brush fire in a parking island in Lot 42, police said. Tem pe police contacted A SU police, and officers found a lighter near the bush. P olice said they have no leads or witnesses. •Three men were arrested at M anzanita residence hall for trespassing and theft of $158, police said. Police said the m en were not affiliated with the U niversity. Police said when the woman woke up, two men were sexually assaulting her and two other men stood by laughing. •A 29-year-old Tem pe m an was stabbed in the arm by an unknown assailant after leaving the Vine Tavern, 801 E . Apache R oad, with a friend, police said. Police said the two men were leaving the bar when a m an approached them and spoke to them in Spanish. Police said the Spanish-speaking m an pulled a knife from his coat pocket and stabbed one of the men in the arm . The m an w as taken to Tem pe S t. Luke’s Hospital where he received 46 stiches, police said. •A Tempe man was shot in the left cheek with a pellet gun while driving eastbound at the intersection of Southern Avenue and Los Feliz Drive, police said. The man told police he saw a youth driving a red scooter point his finger at him . H e said he heard a “ click , ” but did not see any weapon. — MIKE B U R G E SS ¡miniateBE PARTY \ F t HERE! P h o to S e r v ic e s R itter B ld g A 121B • C o p y w o rk • S lid e D u p lic a tio n • Title Slid es • B & W P ro ce ssin g a n d Printing Open to Faculty, Staff & Students 1:00 - 5 :0 0 P M _ M -F U n ive rsity ID R e q u ire d HIGH-TECH HASN'T MADE IISLOSE OUR TOUCH. A s an A rm y Nurse, y o u ’ll be in tro d u ce d to so m e of th e m ost advanced te ch n o lo g y available. 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Tempe police report Tem pe police reported the follow ing incidents ending noon Thursday: •A 29-year-old Tem pe m an w as arrested for m olesting two Tem pe youths at 1021S . Vela C ircle, N o. 8, police said. P olice went to 1701 E . Don Carlos A ve. in reference to a possible child m olestation. Police said they discovered that the m an had m olested an 8-year-old boy and a 6-year-old boy. Police said the m an had molested the boys four tim es before D ecem ber 1986. •An 18-year-old M esa woman was sexually assaulted in Papago P ark , 715 N . College A v e ., early Thursday m orning, police said. Police said the woman had been sitting in the park after arguing with her boyfriend. She told police a m an approached her, carrying a 12-pack of beer and asked her if she wanted to “ p arty.” A fter drinking h alf a can of beer, police said the woman felt dizzy and passed out. The Moroccan Restaurant ■ MUAB S P E C IA L EVENTS Need a New Car? I No Credit? j Just a jo b a n d a p la c e to live to qualify — \ | \ CALL NOW | Chapman Chevrolet j Craig Darling 838-1234 j Up to $ 1 ,0 0 0 rebates j Financing as | low as 3.9% i ________________________________________ j State Pret» Friday. March 6.1987 L e th a l Actors play to kill with action film B U R B A N K , C a lif. — Opening a t V alley theaters today, W arner Bros./Silver P ictu res’ “ Lethal Weapon” is quite a step beyond Thunderdome for M ad M axist M el Gibson and his screen cohorts Danny Glover and G a ry Busey. The dram atic action film plugs Gibson as M artin R igg s, a literal killing m achine. A form er C IA Special Forces agent during the Vietnam W ar, R iggs is a registered lethal weapon with the Los Angeles Police Departm ent. H aving recently lost his w ife of 11 years, rum or in the squadroom has it that his penchant for risk taking is a m aniacal death w ish. R iggs is paired with Glover (“ The Color Purple” ) as Roger M urtaugh, a 50-year-old hom icide detective with a solid reputation and an unblemished record. The odd couple join forces to unravel a heroine ring with roots in the Vietnam W ar. Their unlikely partnership develops into a friendship and a key to survival. Their cool, silver-haired nem esis Josh u a, played by Busey (“ The Buddy H olly Story” ), is an urban m ercenary whose Special Forces training has turned into a lucrative international drug sm uggling operation. The threesom e were on hand F rid a y , F eb . 27, at W arner Bros. Burbank studios to answer questions: Identity C risis: •The launching of a 3-foot red, white and blue hom emade rocket, a M ichael J. Fox look-alike contest and the best costum ed “ Back to the Future” family competition will be the highlights at the dedication of the new eight-acre Surrey Park, 39th Avenue and Joan D Arc in Phoenix. The festival begins at 1 p.m. Sunday, March 15. For more information, call 262-6576. Chuckles: •Multi-talented comedian, Rich Little brings his brand of humor to the Valley at 8 p.m. Saturday, March 14 at the ASU Sundom e Center for the Performing Arts. The master of mimicry will portray personalities from Johnny Carson to President Reagan. Tickets at $15.50, $12.50 and $10.50 are available at, the Sundome box office or any Dillards’ ticket outlets. For more information, call 965-1900. Q : How do you become the character you are playing? M el Gibson: “ It’s im portant to go mto it expecting nothing and everything from yourself. In order to do som ething truthful you m ust rem ain without a boundary or a goal to reach. “ The only thing you can do is say, ‘I can only fa il. ’ Sa y , ‘I ’m ju st burning celluloid. G o .’ And ju st relax, open up. That w ay you’re accessible, you can express anything. It’s like M r. Potato Head — if he’s already got a nose on his fa ce it’s hard to put another nose on top of it. Y ou ’ve got to go from a neutral.” M usic: •The ethnic m usical group Avatar will present its unique blend of Eastern, and W estern m usic tonight at 8 at the A SU Kerr Cultural Center, 6110 N. Scottsdale Road ip Scottsdale. Tickets are $6 and $3 and are available at Gammage. For more information, call 965-3434. •Tempo’s hottest Top 40 band, Double Agents, will appear at 8:30 tonight and Saturday at J J McLingus, 1954 E. University Drive in Tempo. For more information, call 894-8993. Mel Gibson W indy C ity Talk: •America’s favorite talk show host, Oprah W infrey, makes her first appearance in Phoenix at 3 p.m. Saturday in the Sundome. Winfrey, C hicago’s brassiest TV personality, rose to fame via the talk show circuit. Last year she received an Oscar nomination for her work In “ The Color Purple.” She was last seen starring in “ N ative S o n .” The Sundom e show is closed to the public. Q : How do you feel about your role as a 50-year-old cop? Danny G lover: “ It gave m e a chance to explore a little bit of humor especially after the last one (M ister in ‘The Color Purple’) It w as easier, a bit more lighter. It’s the first action film outside of ‘Silverado’ — contem porary action film — that I ’ve been in. “ I liked the character. I didn’t mind playing older — initially I did. M y agent said, ‘Don’t play 50. The only thing I don’t like about the script is that you’re 50.’ “ They want you to.be younger. Shit I ’m gonna ¿et older hopefully. God w illing, I ’m gonna be 50 one day and I want to ‘ enjoy it. I like Roger at 50, you know, I like his sensibility and the w ay he com es to grips with that. There’s a little bit of traum a in it, but there’s traum a in getting close to 40, which I a m .” Danny Glover Oprah Winfrey ChaChaCha: •Enter a world of sensual romance and fiery passion when the coast-toco a st Broadw ay hit, “ Tan g o A rg e n tin o ” arrives at A S U in performances at 8 p.m. Saturday at Gammage. The show also runs at 2:30 and 8 p.m. Sunday. Tickets are $25 and $23 and can be purchased at Gammage. For more information, call 965-3434. Q : You’ve experienced m ost of your success from action film s such as the “ Road W arrior” series, is the action what attracted you to “ Lethal Weapon” ? Gibson: “ When I read this I didn’t think it w as a predom inantly action picture. That wasn’t the w ay it struck m e. I knew it w as there, but I saw it as a story about these characters, these people. And these people that hopefully, if we did our job w ell enough, the audience would care about. The action is ju st a vehicle that propels these people through extraordinary circum stances. “ The last thing I wanted to do w as an action picture. I think this is very different from the ‘Road W arrior’ pictures. ” Q : You’ve alw ays played good guys in your previous film s (“ The Buddy H olly Story” and “ Insignificance” ) why did you want to play a villain? G a ry B usey: “ I had ju st lost 60 pounds and I had been playing fa t guys and I w as tired of playing fa t g u y s— a ll they do is sw eat. There w as a chance when the (‘Lethal Weapon’) script cam e to m e and I read it. I had never played the bad guy before someone wicked and detestable, ice cold and professional and egotistical. “ So it w as a stretch for m e. But when I cam e to the picture they already had Joshua set and it w asn’t m e and I asked to be seen. And they said, ‘W ell, O K , we haven’t ever seen you play this part and we don’t know w hat you look like, would you mind readin g.’ I hadn’t read in 12 years but I said ye s, of course. “ This is like the third stage of m y career: first, it w as the juvenile with Buddy H olly and then it w as the big guys with ‘In significance’ and w e’ll start a new one right here. “ This is the first tim e that I’ve played a villain. And since I haven’t killed anyone or done anything like that in com bat, what really helped w as that the hair w as silver and the highfashion suit and the dialogue. I ju st played it as straight as I could and he turned out ice cold. ” Q : With all the action scenes in the m ovie, did you encounter any d ifficulties?. Busey: “ It w as the m ost fun I ’ve ever had, but the work was m ost d ifficult. W e had chiropractors com ing in and we were going to the doctor every other w eek.” — KHALI C R A W FO R D Page 10 State Prêt« Friday, March 6,1987 d o se up Blast off Comedian-actor rebounds from SNL slip with ‘Twisted’ role By DAVID MILLER State Press Actor Charles Rocket lives up to his reputation. A t least over the phone, that is. The star of" Cannon F ilm ’s “ Down Tw isted,” which opened nationally last weekend, is known for his verbal bite and candor, which serve him well in m ost cases. That is M O ST cases. “ It w as a bogus event,” Rocket said of the 1980 incident which cast him out of favor with the “ Saturday N ight L iv e ” upper echelon, his form er em ployers. “ I accidentally said it at the very end of the show, and a ie w people called up. A ctually it w as about 10 people out of 40 m illion viewers who noticed I said it,” he said. W hat he said can’t be printed here either. But you can tell he found it a minor offense, and one whose punishment hardly fit the crim e. “ It w as about the tim e that Reagan was elected, and people wanted to be very conservative,” he said. “ N B C wanted to become heroes and jum ped on the bandwagon.” Perhaps, though, things happen for' a reason. They certainly did in the case of Charles Rocket. There were better things in store for him than reading “ Weekend U pdate.” “ It’s been a lot of hard w ork,” Rocket said of his ju st now com ing-of-age career. “ It w as a six-year struggle to bounce back from ‘Saturday N ight L iv e .’ I m ean, I wasn’t on the skids or anything, but things are just now com ing around. “ It’s a pretty good little film ,” he said of “ Down Tw isted,” in which he plays Reno, a Chart«« Rocket stars in “Down Twisted.” T H £ P E O P L E ¡ R E P U B L I C character sim ilar to both Ja m e s Bond and B ill M u rray’s tw isted “ Cad dyshack ” greenskeeper. Reno’s a leading man who m akes the right m oves and gets the girl and spills his m artini a ll over his tux. “ A little im prov is par for the course,” Rocket said . “ And it w as a pretty strong script from the start. A lbert (Pyun, director o f‘Down Tw isted’ ) let m e do w hat I w ant.” The secret of success then, would seem to be not to cower in the fa ce of inhibition. “ You run the risk of being an asishole,” he said. “ You have to be w illing to m ake a fool of yourself. I got a good taste of that in L .A ., at the Com ic Strip, where I hung out for aw hile. It’s really hard for the guys who have to do standup. I wouldn’t want to have to do th at.” So for R ocket, the occasional dry quip is plenty. “ I ’m definitely a com edian, but I ’m also an actor. I ’m a com edian-actor,” he surm ised. But this is one com edian-actor who knows when to be serious, particularly when discussing the m aking of the film . “ God the m oney goes quick ,” he said. “ You know, everything costs. And you get people who w aste m oney. They say ‘I want a R olls to pick m e up. ’ “ The idea is not to w aste money on periphery. Y ou w ant to get the m ost you can up there. Otherw ise the audience wonders who w as on drugs. W ith $100,000 I could m ake a pretty good film ,” he said. Is that w hat he w ants to do? “ W hat I want is to get to a place where they’ll say ‘C harlie, w hat would you like to do?’ That would be ju st fine w ith m e .” OF USACHINA FAST, FREE DELIVERY • FOR ASU LOCATION CALL 829-1717 16” 1 T o p p in g 2 L a r g e 16” P iz z a s w/one *10°i *6.99 topping One coupon per pizza. Good at ASU location only. Expires 3-27-87. One coupon per pizza. Good at ASU location only. Expires 3.27-87. 12” 1 T opping J 12” 2 Toppings" *5.35-».. Ii *6.15 Pfr»-Goodat 16” 2 T o p p in g s I Fpluatax 1 N T E R N A T I O N A L ASU m iim u | j V UNIVERSITYACTIVITYCENTER ARIZONASTATEUNIVERSITY PRICES: $ 8.00 G e n e r a l Adm ission $ 5.00 A S U student. S e n io r C itize n s, a n d u n d e r 18 y e a rs o ld w /I.D . SPONSORED BY KSLX 1 0 0 .7 F M j *7.99 One coupon per pizza. Good at ASU location only. Expires 3-27-87. S. MESA 745 W. 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SMITH MESA NISSAN PARTS & SERVICE HOURS Monday 7:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Tues.-Fri. 7:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m 1,0% d iS C O U n t on all se rvice w ork and co u n te r parts to all A S U student, facu lty & staff with A S U I.D. card. PARTS OPEN SAT. *To be present at time o f purchase. 8:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. G oo d through March 31,1987. 1701 W. Broadway, Mesa S e rv ice Parts 834-3366 834-0255 mom Slate Pre«» Page 11 Friday, March 6,1987 Small talk Rich Little uncorks cast full of characters in comedy act By G R E G O R Y R O B E R T KR ZO S State Press H e llo . . . is R ich L ittle in there? That’s a good question for a m an who’s impersonated alm ost everyone from President Reagan to D r. Ruth to M iss P iggy and back again. N ot surprisingly, the com edian som etim es has trouble answering it him self. “ There is no R ich L ittle , he’s a whole lot of people,” Little said in a telephone interview from his home in M alibu, C a lif. “ If you put a ll the people (I im itate) together, you would find him — he’s under a ll of them and he is quite norm al like everyone e lse .” L ittle b rin gs h is sid e -sp littin g com edy a ct of im personations to the V alley at 8 p .m . Saturday, M arch 14 in the A S U Sundom e Center for the Perform ing A rts. But it’s the som ewhat “ abnorm al” side of Little that people are attracted to. “ I ’ve alw ays tried to keep m y a ct fresh, doing new people because there’s not m uch television to do anym ore,” he said. “ I f you can change and do new things, plu s the things you are known for, it’s a h elp.” Indeed, it'is Little’s superb comedy timing that’s helped him perfect every nuance of intonation and phrasing. Over the past two decades he has garnered a list of 200 character impersonations, and the list keeps growing. Born and raised in O ttaw a, Canada, it didn’t take long before R ichard Carruthers L ittle becam e popular. D uring his early School years, he eventually discovered how to gain attention— by im itating his teachers. “ The teachers would be afraid of m e because I would answer questions in their voice, giving them the wrong answ er,” he said . “ And, if you gave them the wrong answer in their own voice it w as really hum iliating. So, they kind of ignored m e, but it w as a great w ay to becom e popular in school. “ I knew the power I had and how much fun I could have with it, and, how putting down the teacher w as great enjoym ent— if you poke fun at anyone in authority, whether it’s a teacher or a politician, it alw ays invokes laughter because we like to see people that we think are wise brought down to a com m on level. ” The class clown eventually went on to become one of Ottaw a’s m ost successful disc jockeys and talk show hosts. In 1964, his friend, singer M el Torm e, introduced him to Ju d y Garland whom he went on to guest-star with on several Im personating political figures seem s to be one of his specialties. Mention the subject of Ronald R eagan, and Little has a field day. “ It’s great (im itating the president) right now,” he said. “ I m ean, he’s w riting his own m aterial. Nothing I could write could be funnier. I remem ber sitting down one day and w riting a joke on Iran and m y w ife said, ‘Y eah , but what he said this m orning on the radio is funnier.’ “ I ’m ju st recycling old W atergate jokes is what I ’m doing.” There’s a slight pause and Little breaks into a classic rendition of R eagan. “ ‘I have not done anything wrong and I prom ise never to do it again. ’ “ I used that for Nixon 10 years a g o ,” he said. “ Don’t throw anything out — I ’ll keep the arm s jokes around. Who knows, the next president m ay have something happen and I ’ll be using them again .” L ittle adm its that it is not that hard for him to im itate people. Rich Little variety shows for C B S-T V . He has since cruised the nightclub circu it, p laying to fu ll houses in L a s Vegas and A tlantic C ity. H e has also crossed over into the recording industry, where his album , “ The F irst Fam ily Rides A gain ,” (spoofing the Reagan fam ily) becam e a top seller on the charts. AT CO R N ER STO N E r °T h e ° HOURS: Z fo r n e r s tm S ESTABLISHED 1994 L # 829-1743 “ It depends on who you are doing,” he said. “ You can have actors with m asculine voices like Robert Redford — a fine actor, but the voice doesn’t really register that m uch. I f I asked you w hat Harrison Ford sounded like you’d probably say, ‘W ell, I don’t really know ,’ but if you say C lark G ab le, you can hear it in your head. G a ry Cooper, Hum phrey B ogart, R ichie Robinson — I m ean, those voices jum p right out a t you.” One of his m any favorites is Jim m y Stew art. “ I ’ve alw ays liked to do Jim m y Stew art,” he said and quickly dug up a Stew art accent. “ Now Jim is the first voice I ’ve ever did and I ’m still doing h im .” His real voice cam e back and he was o ff talking about the upcom ing weekend. “ I ’m working with Jim m y on Sunday,” he said. “ I ’m doing a cocktail party for cystic fibrosis to raise money for the local chapter here. Jim m y ’s going to be on and we’re going to do a little routine where I ’ll show Jim how to im itate him self. ” Although he’s appeared on television in the past, Little adm its that he has no plans to cross over onto the sm all screen again in the im m ediate future. “ I think the exposure would be good, but I don’t think people think of m e in those term s,” he said. “ Then the producers ask , ‘Can he a c t?’ — I love that line. “ N o, he can ’t ,” L ittle said sarcastically. “ He ju st sits there and blinks.” SHOP M - F 10-9 S a t. 10-8 S u n . 12-6 M e m o r ia l U n io n F 0 0 D SER V E New Shipment of Inside-Out Sweatshirts Are Finally Here! SPRINGBREAKHOURS 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Hurry, Selling Fast! TM PARKING DECAL RENEWAL STARTS ^ S 111 ta k e 6:30a.m.-3:00p.m. 6:30 a.m.-1:00 p.m. __________ U M O N S W T IO N ^ r 10:00a.m.-5:00p.m. 1 THE DELICATESSEN gj JJ;t0 MARCH 16,1987 r THEM ARICOPAROOM MON.THROUGHWED. ONLY11:15a.m.-1:15p.m. Page 12 State Press Friday, March 6,1987 d o se up Family affair ‘Stand By Me’ actor follows dreams to Disney, video stores By M A R TY W EISS State Press W il W heaton, the young actor who portrayed Gordie Lachance in “ Stand B y M e ,” has reason to celebrate this month. N ot only is he starring in another film project, “ Young H arry Houdini,” Sunday, M arch 15 on A B C -T V , but the O scarnom inated (for B est Screenplay) “ Stand B y M e” w ill be released in video stores in the V alley on M arch 19. “ It’s about E rich W eiss (H oudini),” Wheaton said . “ A s a boy, he ran aw ay from hoirie for one year. This show is about what happens during that year. “ I got to work with som e great people, I m ade som e great contacts and I ’m part of the D isney fam ily now. I ’ve wanted to work for D isney a ll m y life ." Wheaton had other reasons for enjoying this project. “ I ’m a H arry Houdini fa n ,” he said. “ I ’ve stayed up till 12:30 or l a .m . som etim es reading this book I have on Houdini’s life. M y first-period history teacher w as real thrilled with th at.” The actin g bug bit Wheaton when he w as 2 years old. “ I w as in m y grandm other’s kitchen bored to death,” he said . “ She cam e in and we acted out little skits, sang songs and did lots of crazy things. I owe m y entire career to m y grandm other and d ie ‘Gong Show .’ ” W heaton didn’t start actin g professionally until five years later. “ I went in with m y mom to her agen t,” he said. “ The com m ercial agent for children u r g rQ M P o r c io T s i T ic i r o ' ' • i s t h a n , c o r n p © t m y ç j »o u p s . y o u 'l l w i n ¿ i I r e e p a rty ' I t *£> £»o e a s y n earest to p la y D o m in o ’s fo r d e t a ils . NO 'C O D E D A D S A L L PH O N E N U M B E R S I SE N O Ü Û Û. D o m in o ’s P izza D e liv e rs " .. F a s t ... F re e . Dom ino's P iz z a will award free, 25 large p izzas and $50.00 cash for liquid refreshments to the group purchasing the most pizzas during February 9 to M arch 22. All floors in each group listed above compete with each other. W atch the State P re ss for weekly updates. _$> A L I T T L E R O M A N C E . . ? PHOCNIX • AAESA • T 1M PE • S C O T T S D A L E 5« THIRD P U C E 8th floor 5th floor 1st & 2nd tied A-1 D-1 Mar. 1st Irlsh-B 3rd floor C-1 D-7 Phi Sigma Kappa C a ll PRIEST Freshm an D an S t. John has not received m uch recognition this year at 142 pounds, but w ill look to win the conference with a 17-10-1 record. Tom m y Ortiz (150 pounds) is 13-13-2, while W ayne Sharp, the only m an A SU w ill lose at the end of this season, is 14-10-3. , _______ Ginther, A S U ’s first-ever all-A m enca freshm an, was injured m ost of the season and has one loss m n m em atch ts. D avies is 20-7-1 and Severn rounds out the squad with a 23-6-1 mark “ We had a good season,” Douglas said. “ But we were slowed down early with injuries.” Q c . J 1 * Page 18 State Pies» F r jd a £ M s r c h 6 ( 1987 B a se b a ll__ _ A S U ’s Tony M attia is second with eight dingers-and 24 R B I. U C L A — the Six-P ac coaches’ preseason pick to win the conference — is 4-2 in the league, taking two out of three from both Arizona and Stanford. “ This probably isn’t a good tim e to be playing U C L A ,” Brock said. “ They have the best bats in the league and are capable of scoring five and six runs a t a tim e. ” U C L A w ill start A lex Sanchez (1-1, 4.90) tonight, Randy Hennis (2-1, 6.66) Saturday and Steve Stow ell (3-2,5.59) Sunday. A u tom ob iles LOSE VOUR PEI? Find it with a F R E E classified Call 965-7572 Terrace Road Apartments WALK TO SCHOOL! 1/2 b lo c k fro m C a m p u s . H u g e w e ll- fu r n is h e d 1- b e d r o o m 1 -b a th , a n d 2 - b e d r o o m 2 -b a th s , a ll u t ilit ie s in c lu d e d , p lu s la rg e h e a te d p o o l, s p a c io u s la u n d r y f a c ilit ie s a n d c a b le T V . 9 5 0 S . T e rra ce Rd. 9 6 6 -8 5 4 0 FOR SALE 7 DAYS 15 W ORDS 10 DO LLARS GUARANTEED DISTINGUISHED TEACHING AWARD NOMINATIONS College of Liberal Arts and Sciences Nominate your Most Distinguished Teacher ELIGIBILITY: Any College of Liberal Arts & Sciences Faculty Member and Teaching Assistant Associate DEADLINE: March 6,1987 f o r m s c a n b e p ic k e d u p a t th e M e m o r ia l U n io n D e s k , in th e O f f ic e o f th e D e a n , C o lle g e o f a n d S c ie n c e s ( S S 107), a n d in e a c h d e p a rtm e n t C o lle g e . Have You Been Robbed Yet? D o n 't be the n ext victim!! ARE YOU coming to... Scarborough Fair? Crafts, antiques, and art. Every Saturday and Sunday, 1326 N. 32nd St. BaHoons and live entertainment. BASKETBALL PLAYERS! If you are interested in playing quality basket ball. Some travel. All expenses paid For more info, call Rusty, 966-2622. A u tom ob iles 1962 YELLOW Corvette. Original 327 very nice, head turner. 267-0804 days 836-3242 evenings. Asking $15,000. 1972 VW, $1500, new Sears Die-Hard Cream puff. 74,000 miles. 836QS76. 1982 DATSUN King-cab pickup, 44,000, AC, AM-FM cassette, 5-speed, $3800 OBO. 282-4908 days; 829-8668 evenings.________________________ 1985 MAZDA RX7 5-speed, cassette, AC, 5-year warranty, 13,000 miles, like new, $10,000 OBO.'968-1167,_________ DATSUN Z, '72 240Z, red, fast, fun. 42K on rebuild. $1800 OBO. Art at 998-2593. NEED TRANSPORTATION? 1954 Chevy, new Interior, battery, paint, tires, front end. Completely rebuilt engine. Emission exempt. Runs on regular gas. $1200. 963-5437 after 5 p.m._____________________ - B u sin e ss Opp. FINANCIAL INDEPENDENCE, 3 to 6 months with most lucrative marketing plan ever devised by an MLM company. Only 84 down line, pays $1910. a month. Call Mike at 230-9235. Clothing c.c.’s CLOSET CLASSICS Buyers and sellers of the valley’s finest pre-owned clothes — NATURAL FIBERS. The Kind You Like!! WATCH FOR OUR OPENINGI F o r Rent or Lease 2*3*4 bedroom condos, townhouses, houses, near ASU for sale and rent. Call Alumnus Robert Bullock, Trencor Realty, 951-5800,8600460. LEASE WITH option to buy, apply rent towards down payment. 2 BEDROOM, 2 bath condo, 510 W. University, $575/month. .Call Craig, Chan. 968-7173,967-7282._________________ ■ CONTROLLED PORTABILITY aONE-TIME INVESTMENT ■ QUALITY PRODUCT a N O D AM AGE TO M ACHINES aVISIBLE DETERRENT ■ MAXIMUM SECURITY «INVENTORY CONTROL » N O D AM A GE TO DESKS Don't wait until it's too late. Start your ANCHOR PAD protection program now. Call P. J. Associates Inc. If you can't afford A n ch or Pad, you can't afford a theft. ANCHOR P 1975 DATSUN 280Z. Absolutely beauti ful, 4 brand new tires, taken great care of. 7844)422 (John) or 269-3924 (Jim). Apache & Dorsey We secure: Micro Computers Printers, Typewriters Word Processors Microwave Ovens Telephones and many more machines 838-5181 H e lp W anted NOW RENTING, one bedroom apart­ ment near ASU. All utilities included. Special incentive good 3-6-67. Call 966-0141 evenings. ________ PAPAGO PARK Village condo, 2 bedroom, 2 bath, $600+ utilities. Call collect after 6 p.m., 213-592-1783. 965-7572 (E of LuntAve. Marble Club) Secure your equipment with AN CH OR PAD F o r Rent or Lease NEW 3 bedroom townhouse at Los Prados, Vt mile from ASU. Washer, dryer, pool-side. Call 966-1800._______ Call STATE P R ESS for details. 1974 VW Bug, runs great, very de pendable. Perfect transport. $1500 89441141. N o m in a t io n I n fo rm a tio n L ib e r a l A r t s o ffic e in th e •The STATE PRESS disclaims all respon­ sibility for quality and prices of goods and services offered in both classified and display advertising by its adver­ tisers. - classifieds Continued from page 15. I ^ E X E C U T IV E ] iXgl (Office) ) SUITES I; ( ■From __ . il l S/KQO M A J • i per mol /Rent Includes: | J Receptionist Answering Services | ^ U tilitie s I : Use of Conference Room j ! j Secretary Service Available j ; \ j i j - i !998-4040 ! 2121 South Mill Ave. ' ! Tempe, Arizona 85282 \ j i Open Weekends I } (Mill one blocksouth of Broadway)! r* fl------ Z • Executive Suites * N 1 ...........1 Superstition Frwy AIRLINES CR UISELIN ES hiring! Summer. Career! Good pay. Travel. Call for guide, cassette, newsservice! (818)944-4444 e x t 3.________________ AMERICAN INTERNATIONAL Rent-ACar is seeking energetic students to fill openings as rental agents. Hours are flexible, pay is great, excellent incen­ tive program. Call Jo e Mason, 244-8288. __________________ APPLEBEE’S HIRING. Be a part of the family. We’re one of the newest concepts in the food service industry and we are looking for that special high-energy Individual who has what it takes to go the extra mile. Our work atmosphere is second to none. We have openings fo r cooks, bartenders, barbacks, food servers, hosts, hostesses, dishwashers. Must be 19+ to serve liquor. Apply in person at Applebee’s, 2053 S. Alma School, M esa.______ A P P LE CO M PUTER student re­ presentative needed, marketing or sales background a plus. Call 957-7144. Jerry Heyman. __________________ ART STUDENT wanted: Draw items for catalog. Submit black Ink nonreturnable drawing of polo shirt. Submit before March 15th to: Country Cottage, PO Box 3473, Scottsdale 85257._______ ASU TELEFUND- We’re hiring! Last chance for this semester. If you have good communication skills, sales ability, and need $$$$- call us at 965-6754 after 1 p.m. Suriday-Thursday. BANQUET SERVERS needed- Work between classes or on days off. All shifts available. Past waitress or waitering experience a must. Call today. Snelllng Temporaries, 831-0145. CO-EDS WANTED for delivery. Great tips. Part-time only.834-7726._____ • F o r Sale 26” 10-SPEED $50; utility trailer $125; Inverted hanging boots $15; Win­ nebago 44 ton camper shell $25. 965-5364.941-4855.___________■’ BEAUTIFUL PAINTINGS for $5 to $20 painted by Lyle Patterson. Also, country gospel music on cassette tapes by Lyle Patterson. Brand new songs, for only $5. Call 629-7925.______ BIANCHI RACING bike, Columbus tubing, Campagnola parts, 56, red, $425. Call David evenings, 967-7459. CASSETTE STEREO, (2)10-speed bicycles, sewing machine, coffee table, portable typewriter, dinette set, $40-$200. 829-6739 evenings or leave message.________________________ COMPUTERS FOR sale, no overhead, must sell. Monocrom system 640K $799; monocrom system 640K hard drive $999; color 640K hard drive $1340. Call John Huber, 230-3737, twenty four hour service._____________________ JVC CASSETTE stereo, 15 band memory, brand new, $175. Infinity 414 car door speakers, new, $80 OBO. Call 966- 4331. _____________________ MICROSCOPE- TASbO professional model 2000XM, brand new, never used, light reflecting, includes wooden carrying case, 3 lenses (10X, 43X, 100X) + 4 additional eyepiece lenses for magnification up to 2000 times. $695. Contact Rob Clark, 968-8600._________ PA, KELSEY 12, Crown and QSC power, 100 foot snake, EQ, delay, 7 AT . mice, and more/ $4500080.966-3785.______ SCUBA EQUIPMENT. Everything you need for a fun and safe dive. Excellent condition. $750.784-9703,___________ $$$$ Call 966-0040. 20 energetic, enthusiastic people needed Im­ mediately. $200 week while training. Flexible hours. ___________ EARN $2000-$4000. Gain valuable business experience. Be the ASU Sales and Marketing Director for Campus Connection, our nationally expanding, innovative advertising guide. Currently at 42 universities. We’ll provide com­ plete training, materials, and support. Call Gregg Landers, Manager, 619-4834827 for complete information. Ideal for ambitious, personable freshmanjunior. Start Mar-Apr._____________ __ CLASSIFIEDS WORK. EXCITING SALES promotional position in the sports and fitness movement. Must be organized, independent, and mobile. Part-time. Generous commissions. Call 820-9390._____ . FEMALE DISABLED student in PV East needs assistance with personal care over Spring Break. Hours flexible, pay negotiable. Experience not required. 784-8078. FEMALE WEEKEND attendant for arthritic lady in wheelchair. Must have access to car. Saturday 4 p.m. to Sunday 10 p.m. Nonsmoker preferred. 996-2075. ________ ¿d_______ HAIRCUT M ODELS wanted for workshop every Friday 5:00 p.m. $5 charge. No regular clients or calls. Mane Attraction, 3156 E. Camelback _____________ . Rd. HOMESPACE LTD. needs one hard­ working person for 15-20 hours per week, evenings and weekends. Apply In person, 8 a.m.-3 p.m. 522 S. Mill Ave. YAMAHA 400XS, blue, 1st $400 takes. Runs perfect, great transportation. Call 967-2732,784-6002 leave mesaagel LIVE-IN housekeeper wanted. House work and child care. Experience required. Nonsmoker. Room/board + $75 per week. 991-6879._____________ Clothing Clothing ASU ONE mile. 2 bedroom, 2 bath condo, covered parking, community pool, $460 month. 4384)229,438-8440. SW E A T SH IR T S BEAUTIFUL NEW large one and two bedrooms, walk to ASU, pool, laundry, one block south of University on 8th Street and Gary. Ask about move-in specials. 968-5238._________________ I ’ 1st Annual Pro Knit Factory Sweatshirt FOR LEASE, spacious 3 bedroom, 2Vz bath, 1800 sq. ft. condo. Fireplace, loft, enclosed garage, many amenities. $600 monthly. Must have references. Broadway, McClintock area. Con­ venient to ASU. Call after 6 p.m., 971-6577.__________ SALE! HOUSE FOR rent, 2 bedroom, 1 bath, evaporative, $400 per month plus utilities. No pets. Call 966-1501._______ 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Friday, Saturday, Sunday, March 6,7 & 8 LA CRESENTA Apartments. Spacious studios, one and two bedrooms from $325. Special: first month free plus 19” TV with a year lease. 1050 S. Stanley Place. 967-8203. Southeast C orner of Hayden & M cD ow ell 1525 N. Hayden Rd., Suite 1 Scottsdale 3/6 Cash Only — No Checks • Limited to stock on hand. State Press Page 19 Friday, March 6,1987 H e lp W anted L o s t Ä* Fo u n d MODELS NEEDED. You could be a model for the most exciting Inter­ national hair design team from Lon­ don. Trevor Sorbie design team needs models for latest haircuts and styles from London, Wednesday, March 18th. For Information call 966-1887. _____ NEEDED IMMEDIATELY: Walters, waitresses, breakfast and lunch. Must have experience and be customer service oriented. Coffee service, 5:3010 a.m., variable schedule. Apply Tempe Mission Palms Personnel Department._________________ _ NEED MOTIVATED persons to work poolside at area resorts and hotels selling lotions and clothing while catering to the guests. Must en|oy working outside and with people. No experience necessary If you are willing to work. Available 0 4 ,4 days per week. Call 941-2751 for Interview. Five Star Resort Pool Management, Inc.________ NOW HIRING for full-time evening position, 3-11 p.m. Apply In person at Kinko's' Copies, 933 E. University Dr. Also hiring for full-time ptek-up and delivery person. Apply for this position at any Kinko's Copies In Tempe and Mesa___________ - ' _________ OVERSEAS JOBS. Summer, year Tound. Europe, South America, Australia A s ia All fields. $900-2000 month. Sightseeing. Free Info. Write MC, Box 52-AZ3, Corona Del Mar, CA 9 2 6 2 5 . __________ PART-TIME sales position available with ladles clothing. Located at Ports International In the Borgata Call 991-0976, ask for Cindy or Rosemary. Experience Is requited._____________ PART-TIME COMPUTER operator to work from 6-10:30 p.m. Monday through Thursday running reports. Some com­ puter experience deslreable, will train. $6 per hour. Call 252-6191, ask for Rene. __________________________ PART-TIME general office for client services department. Must be detail oriented with good phone skills. Data entry helpful. Apply at ADVO-Syatem, Inc., 3445 S. 5th St., Phoenix 85040. PERSONS FOR summer internship la marketing department of major coffee manufacturer. Salary. Call Scott, 7848650. __________________ PLASMA DONORS. Earn up to $30 a week or $120 a month. First donation $10, second donation In the same calendar week (Monday-Saturday) $20. University Plasma Center, Associated Blosclence of Tempe, Inc., 1015 S. Rural Rd., Tempe, Arizona, 9686139. Effective until further notice._________ STUDENTS PART-TIME or full-time. Telephone salee. 9 Immediate openings. Dally cash bonuses. 502 S. Dobson, «10.962-0335.______________ SUBSTITUTES NEEDED for child care center two blocks south of campus, across from Sahuaro dorm. Call 894-9370 for appointment. _______ _ WE WANT people who want the chance to make $4004700 weekly. Day and evening shifts available. Walking distance from ASU. W ill pay $10 to try for two hours. Call 9680040._________ Instruction LEARN TO prevent back injuries and specific back exercises. Back ‘n’ Shape begin« again March 17, 1987 at 5:30 p.m., room-«158, Student Health Center. Call 965-3446 or 9689411 ext. 322 for registration.________________ A CAREER In Chiropractic^ Fully accredited, nationally recognized. Northwestern College of Chiropractic. Call now, 1-800-3288322, ext. 290. HANG GLIDE! Gently sloping hHI. Safe and exciting. Lessons all day only $75. Group rates and gift certificates available. Wlndsports, 897-7121. Jewelry ADS ARE FREE EVERYDAY! We limit them to 20 words and run them for two days. Just call the STATE PRESS classified department, 965-7572 FOUND: SIGMA PI little sister keys. Drives Subaru, went to Horizon Hlflh School, lives in apartment. Call 921____________________ 0212. FOUND: WATCH on racquetball court Monday, 3-2-87. Call and identify, ask for Dean, 894-0323._____ Motorcycles_______ 1985 HONDA Rebel 250. Black. Like new. Rune great. Only 1300 miles! Backrest. $1200 or best offer. Rose, 9686447.________________________ 1986 YAMAHA Jog, never used, 0 miles, new tags and plate Included, $550.820-7110, _______________ PHIL C.: Your fav. cuz strikes again! Happy B-day, let's party l Luv yal i_____ JENNAFAY: FROM Devil House, Valentine’s Day, 9V4 weeks, and now the upcoming spring break In Califor­ nia. It’s not a fantasy any longer, work with mel CHF III. JILL TIBKE- Happy Birthday, daughter! Hope you have a great day- AX love, Mom.____________. _____ JOHN- SO glad you’re here. Can’t wait to give you your B-day present. Love, Terri. KAPPA DELTA Heidi Z., I hope you have a great spring break and a good week! Love, your emerald buddy, Dana. Call 24 Hoursl ^ • • • • 1-976-4 M EN Dial 1-976-4636 VESPA WITH side car, 1250 miles, excellent condition, $1350 OBO, $500 side car only. Mike, 624-9616.________ Personal AGD KRISTIN- Hope you have a great break, and don’t break a leg! Love, Michelle._________ _______________ ANDREA, THANKS. You made my day. Have a great break. Think about Rocky Point. James._____________________ A-PHI DEBBIE, Mexico won't be the same without you. I’ll miss you this Spring Break. Have funl Robyn._______ ARON LUNDSTROM, I'm still waiting to pay my bet since the Michigan football game. Marl._________ ______ 7Kc*f day Personal Ada New Ads Daily No ’Coded1Ads All Phone Numbers No Membership Fees Recorded RED 1984 Aero 80, great transporta­ tion, economical, $400. Call Margie after 7 p.m. ________ ____________ First Min 554/Ea Adcfl Min 459 Waal AfterBstanlwgfsta i ey*>sdi yawl be aMe la place year ewM KAPPA SIG Tony S.: Happy 19th Birthday! Your lifting partner, Sprout. KD ANNMARIE: Congratulations to KD pledge class social chair! You’ll be awesome! Enjoy spring break. Love, E.B., Pam. ______ _______ ' KD CREW, Mazatlan here we come! Can’t wait! I Love, Stacie._______ . KD MEAGHAN: Don't party too hard over spring break. Remember, your emerald buddy is thinking of you. You’re a cool pledge with a cool name, you just spell your name funny. KD love, Megan. ____________________ ATO ZONER- Let's get together... and dancell I like the way you move. Love, Dawn. ________ ________ _ KELLY J.B.- Welcome to Tempe, AZ! XOXO-Katie Ann. ATTENTION: FUN and friends found at Kappa Delta Informal rush, March 17-221 For more Info, call 784-9406. , KIM AND Lynn* Can’t wait to drive to Mexico on Saturday! Men, sun, drinking- what else do we need? Stacie. ATTENTION AXO Jill Tibkel Your roomy and friends wish you a Happy Blrthdayl Love ya, Amy._____________ KIM ECKERT, you are going to have an outrageous time In Mazatlan! I’m so excited for you! Have one for me! I’ll miss youl Love, Lis’ sis, Jane.________ B-B-B-BAD AS a Beta. All the other boys watch out, Wooglln Is oh a roll. BETAS, HAVE a great spring break! Proud to be a Beta pledge, hope to be a Betaaoon._______________________ BROTHERS Troy and Mark, thank you both for taking the time on Tuesday night to help me out. I hope I can do the same for you guys someday. Bryan. BRUCE AND Steve W.: Lost your number. Please call. Sherry and Gaby. BUTT-DART, have a great vacation. Ya better miss me. I’ll call ya. Miss you, Top Gun. _________ LAWRENCE: I'M so glad you’re coming to MN with me! You will have a great time. I'll see to it. Love, your sweetheart, Julie.__________________ LESLIE FREEBA1RN, you make miracles happen. We are blessed to have you. The Linton administration. THE TA LK j OF THE TOWN • | Az's Hottest live party line CAM, SPRING break and Mexico Just won’t be the same without youl I’ll miss you more. San Felipe.__________ : «Meet new friend s : « Talk o r just listen in CAM, YOU are the perfect T.B., friend, and lover. I will miss you very much. Sunshine Colt.________ ___________ j 1-976-TALK CECI, HAVE an awesome spring break! Love In KD, your emerald buddy, Jane. CHRIS: ROSES are red, violets are blue, I want your body in a bad way, and I’m gonna get It In the city by the bay. Hugh. ________________________ E - Next time are should look for some heavier curtains.__________________ GAY MEN, meet the valley's best conversation line (up to five callers at a time), 1-9786253. One on one confer­ ence line, 1-9784297. Gay Exchange, the ultimate In gay Introduction services, 1-9781100._______________ BUY A BOX! INTRODUCTION LINE where women meet women, dial 1-978WYMN. Gay date line where men meet men, 1-976-3800._______________________ H elp W anted HERPES SUPPORT group for singles, Tempe area. East Valley Group, PO Box _________ 2710, Scottsdale, 85252. TO THE mysterious woman with beautiful, long chestnut hair in GCU121: Let’s break the ice. Secret admirer.__________________________ 85 ELITE 80 scooter. Take over payment«. Call Jaime, 921-9830.______ GREEKS, ITS coming down to the wire. Greek Week is less than a month away. 28 days till G/W.___________________ ST A T E P R E S S 965-6731 Personal____________ PAMBO, MY nice suìtey, Tucson will rage this spring break, it will be nice. Love, Nice Holly._______________ . '81 KAWASAKI 440 LTD. Looks, runs great. Low mileage, $650 OBO. Must sell. 967-8423._____________ _______ CASH FOR gold and diamonds. Mill Avenue Jewelers, 414 S. Mill, Suite 104, Tempe, 968-5967.__________________ T h is size ad is now available! F o r M ore Information, Call Beth Personal____________ Personal____________ HELL JAHN, Just want to say you make my heart sing. You. make everything, Norseman._____________________ JEAN, STUDENT manager, Sahuaro cafeteria: Hope you find your sanity In Mexlcol Have fun! Looking toward to another buffetl From, your right arm. H elp W anted A N Y H RS A V A ILA B LE $5-$10 P er H our Dialam erica Marketing, the nation’s finest telemarketing firm, Is now accepting applications for the following shifts: 12-5 p.m. 5-10:30 p.m. 6-10:30 p.m. Weekends O u f salespeople work in a modern, comfortable business environment contacting established customers on long distance tines, Guaranteed salary or com m ission, whichever is greater and averages $5-$7 an hour. _ . . __ O u r Tem pe office is located approximately 5 minutes from campus. Please call Dialamerica Marketing for details. 8 2 9 -1140 : 954 First Minute ; 454 each additional ; minute PREGNANT? CONSIDER adoption. We may be able to help with housing and medical expenses. For pressure-free counseling at no charge, call South­ west Adoption Center, Inc., 602-2342229 or 1-600-423-2229._____________ RAID ON Mazatlan- Welcome to Arizona Timmy and Paul "The Virgin” ! This year we will try to drink ourselves dead! The awesome foursome will control the beer and the women! Jimmy, Shawn, Timmy, and Paul "The Virgin" are ready to party naked with the native Mazatlan women! Oh yeah, Timmy, what did you do to Jill in the P e u g o t ? _______ ______ ROBYN MCNUTT: Have a great spring break! KD love, your emerald buddy, Vikl. ROBYN P.- Congrats on pledge class treasurer. KD love, E.B., Kathryn.______ ROSE & Linda, Tri Sigma pledges love you and will miss you. Hurry back! SEAN PAIGE- We never got the chance to go out... I’d still like to. Give me a call, Andrea, 222-4109.______________ SHERI GILLERY, have too much fun in Florida! I’ll be waiting at Dash for a full review... with a shot and a beer! Rick. TO WHOMEVER returned my wallet and cash: Thanks! Your honesty inspires. Larry Qast. ___________ TRI DELT Kathleen, hang in there... spring break is near! S. Dakota will be a blast! Your big.____________________ TRI SIGMA alumnae: The Spring 1987 pledges think you’re Super Inspiring Gorgeous Marvelous Awesome people! TRI SIGMAS - Thank you for gracing us with your presence on Sunday. Good luck! Sigma Pi pledges. P.S. We really were talking about Lynn...___________ UW DALE, I’m glad ya came to enjoy the sun. Love, your little sis. SNUGGLEBEAR, IF you ever need a hug, you know I'll be there. Love, Cuddies.___________________ SNUGGLEBEAR, I’LL always miss ya! I’ll always love ya! And I’ll never forget ya! Hope to see ya soon! Love, your Cuddles. P.S. You're one in a million! SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA Caucasian couple (San Diego) looking to adopt baby. We can give your child a good home with much love and happiness. Call Karen and Stu collect evenings and weekends, 619-587-9761._______ _ S.P. HAVE an incredible time in Mazatlan l M iss ya already. DF._______ STACE- GET psyched for Mazatlan. Love ya lots, Lynn. ________ _ STACI, HAVE a great break! Love, big sis Stace. ____________ STEVE ANDERSON- Just wanted to say "hello” . Love, Dawn (You’re so cutel) STUD MAN, you’re» too coot! Beer Friday/Saturday. I’ll buy. Maybe we can take the train. Ms. Wheat.________ SUSAN “ S " Schyving! Have a great break! I hope things go good with Carl. Maybe he’ll buy you a new purse. I’ll think of you while I’m soaking up the rays. Love, your K-Dee E.B. _________ TAU KAPPA Epsilon John Salas: Have a nice birthday! Sheryl._____________ THETA DELTA Jim- You’re terrific. Have a great spring break! Miss youLynn. ___________ *__________ ■ LYNN SANDBO, I totally love my E.B. and I’m so excited we’re getting to be such good friends! Congrats, KD pledge class president and beau-hunk snatcher!! Keep that radiant smile on your face, you deserve it all! I love you! TKE: HEY, all you great pledges have a great break! Get psyched for April 10th. James.______ ___________________ MARIE STELLA, you’re a great Kappa Delta pledge! Have a super spring break. KD love, your emerald buddy. TKE TONY: Gee, you're swell! Just a little sisterly advice- Don’t forget that Pepto Bismol! NEW CREDIT card! No one refused Vlsa/Mastercard. Call 1-619-565-1522 ext. C23AZ. 24 hours. TKE WORKING weeks come to an end, partytime Is here again! A whole 7 days worth! Enjoy. Black Suclde. PSE PROSPECTIVE Nancy, you are doing great things. We are quite impressed. Your big sibling. TO ALL dorms - Tune into 680 AM KASR on Mondaze from 6 to 9 for Those Guise and Sticky Buns. TKE MEN, please watch out for my big brother in Mexico. (He’ll be the one C o n gratu latio n s 1987 G reek S in g In Between A c ts 1. S a n d y S e a m a n s x *? 2. Ste ve L in d le y 2 N Jill S c h m ie c h e r r 0B D oug Rhoades 2 N 3. L e w is B ro w n AKE 4. Lyn n V avre ck ATA o o cn ENGLISH B.A., editing and research assistance. Can raise your grade and save you time. $8/hour negotiable. Call Scott, 966-4331. _________________ HAVE UNWANTED facial or body hair removed permanently by electrolysis. Free consultation, located in Tempe. Call Sharon at Desert Electrolysis Center, 829-7829.__________________ CLASSIFIEDS WORK. Use one today!! INCOME TAX - accounting. Over 9 years prior experience working for IRS. Bob Soper, CPA. Phone 946-9192._____ WHITNEY- PLANTATION Ball was a blast! We have to ■party again sometime. Diana.____________ _____ PROFESSIONAL EDITING can raise your grade. For reasonable estimate, call 967-3367. (English grad.)________ •*« *** *” Lisa Shaw •••• Your emerald buddy is excited that you’re a Kappa Delta. Love ya, Sheri.______ * RESEARCH ASSISTANCE. Largest library of information in U.S. - all areas. Toll-free hot-line: 1-800-351-0222. Giva tfw bars o braaki Recorded Personal Dating Ads WRITING HELP. Will edit papers, write resumes. $10/hour negotiable. B.A. in English. Jane, 967-3202._______ . Transportation ATTENTION: FREE cars to all major cities. 21 or older. Call AAA Driveaway, 277-9979.________ _________ _______ CARS AVAILABLE - 21 or older. All States Drlve-away, 992-5200._________ SHERRY- MAYNARD wants to have some birthday cake next week, but if it’s carrot cake, don’t put it down the garbage disposal! _______________ SIGMA CHI Jeff, the last two weeks have been great! Have a fantastic spring break. I’m going to miss you! KD love, Denise. ______ ■ 10% DISCOUNT: Bikini waxing re­ gularly $15; electrolysis * regularly $33/hour. Through March 31, 1987. About Face and Hair Design (a full service salon) 1133 S. Dobson, 9692667.____________________________ WATCH OUT Mazatlan: Here comes the popular suite! Love, Stacie._______ SHERRY-1 know this is early, but dude, Happy 20th Birthday!! Luv, Shirley’s roommate. • __________ _ SHERRY- SHUT up and have a ... birthday! (Scared ya, didn’t I?) Have a totally fun break!_____________ _____ Se rv ice s Easiest or» ¿A \ /