state press V o l. 6 9 N O . 7 4 Arizona State University T em pe, A riz o n a Monday, January 26,1987 * Copyright. State Press, 1987 Tempe justice suspended till hearing ends Student killed after fall from Phoenix butte By M IKE BURGESS S tate Press By KARI BLAND S tate Press A 20-year-old ASU student was killed Saturday afternoon when he fell 175 feet from a steep butte on die north side of Camelback Mountain in Echo Canyon Park. Freshman engineering major Andre Dauvergne, 401E. Apache Blvd., slipped at about 12:30 p.m. while climbing a cliff known as “Suicide Direct Chute. ’’ Phoenix Police Detective Bill Butler said Dauvergne and his roommate, Doug Loveday, 20, a sophomore liberal arts major, were climbing the nearly vertical cliff without equipment, ropes or harnesses. Butler said the men were wearing only shorts, t-shirts and tennis shoes, whereas more experienced climbers would wear hiking boots and protective clothing. “They were am ateur climbers,” he said. “They got about three-quarters of the way up and got stuck. They had started to go down when (Dauvergne) fell. ” . Butler said Loveday, who was about 25 feet above Dauvergne, was shaken but not hurt. Loveday waited on a four-inch ledge until the Central Arizona Mountain Rescue team was able to reach him at about 2 p.m. Police said he was brought down from the mountain at about 2:40 p.m. “It took about 90 minutes to reach and bring the second climber off the mountain,” Butler said. “But he seemed OK. Re walked out by himself.” Butler said there have been less serious accidents on the same butte and several climbers had to be helped off the mountain. “It was something (the men) should not have been doing without any experience,” he said.. “Even experienced climbers shy away from that butte.” Dauvergne’s parents arrived in Phoenix Sunday from Photo by Rick W lky Phoenix firefighters anchor a line fo r Central Arizona Moun­ tain Rescue Tearn m em ber James Erwin, who wraps It around stranded clim ber Doug Loveday, 20, after Loveday’s room­ m ate, Andre Dauvergne, fe ll 175 feet to his death Saturday In Echo Canyon Park. San Leandro, Calif. Plans for memorial services have not been finalized. Legislature passes budget cuts A S U fa c e s m o re lo s s e s th a n u n d e r M e c h a m p la n By VIC K IE CHACHERE S tate Press PHOENIX — ASU lost an additional $218,000 above Gov. Evan Mecham’s proposed budget cuts Sunday when the Arizona House of Representatives approved a $157 million spending reduction package. In the final legislative action taken on budget cuts for the 1966-87 fiscal year, the House approved the Republicanbacked package by a 37-16 vote. All 16 votes against die package — Senate Bills 1001 and 1002—were cast by House Democrats. The Senate passed the same bills, 18-11, Friday. The measure will be forwarded to Mecham for approval this morning. ASU will have to return $10,680,700 to state coffers. The figure is $218,200 more than Mecham asked the University to return two weeks ago. Total budget cuts for Arizona universities will be more than $29.3 million House approval of the plan ends a five-day special session called to iron out budget problems. The Legislature will resume regular committee meetings and hearings today. Rep. Karan English, D-Flagstaff and House Education Committee member, said she was disappointed in the House’s approval of the budget cuts because education is hit too hard, i English said voters sent a message to lawmakers that more money for education was needed when Propostion 100, which increases school district spending limits, was approved in November. “I think the people told us that we need an improvement in the educational system, and I don’t think that’s limited to K through 12,” she said. House Minority Leader Art Hamilton, who rallied Democrats last week to push for lower cuts in education, highway funds, state parks and public safety, said the impact of the budget cuts will be felt for several years. “It’s always negative when you are cutting education,” said Hamilton, D-Phoenix. “It’s the best investment we make in the state. We will be paying for it a long way down the road. “There was a better way to do it. I sincerely believe over the long haul we will regret we made some of these cuts in education.” The cuts equal about 7 percent of ASU’s budget. Total appropriations for the 1986-87 fiscal year would be $134,278,400 for the Tempe campus. ASU West’s budget will be cut by $155,100, for a total appropriation of $5,032,000. UA’s main campus budget will be cut by $11,912,700 from a $164,973,800 appropriation. The Tucson university’s medical school will lose about $2.6 million. NAU will lose more than $3.7 million. Tempe Rep. Bev Hermon, a Republican, said the cuts were harsh but added she is more concerned with expected reductions in state appropriations through Mecham’s 1987-88 budget. Mecham’s budget will be released today. Both Republican and Democrats expect it to call for deeper cuts in education. “It’s one thing to have six months of belt tightning, and it’s one thing for a growing university to look down the road . . . and anticipate further cuts,” Hermon said. She said the budget cuts also will impact Tempe’s economy because ASU’s hiring and purchases will be slowed. Rep. Jim Hartdegen, R-Casa Grande, said there were serious mistakes in SB 1001, which reverted funds for flood damage control, state parks, highway construction and Department of Corrections budgets to the state treasury. Hartdegen said the legislation took too much money from flood control projects that could endanger peoples lives and property later, adding the House had a moral and legal obligation to correct those mistakes. “The Republicans didn’t want to alter SB 1001, didn’t want to change it, because we wouldn’t see the Super Bowl,” he said. “That’s about normal for Republican thought process. We’ve got to think ahead a little bit.” The Tempe justice of the peace has been suspended from his courtroom until the Arizona Supreme Court decides whether to remove him permanently from the post. Judge Fred S. Ackel was suspended with pay Monday after the Tucson-based Commission on Judicial Qualifications requested Ackel be removed from office after more than a year of investigating. The request stems from claims that Ackel made sexual remarks toward several women in his courtroom and office. The commission investigates outstanding complaints against any Arizona judge. Edith Croxen, the commission’s executive director, said the commission started to investigate Ackel in 1985 for conduct involving a female litigant. Croxen said it was not the first complaint filed against Ackel, but it was more severe than previous complaints. “He basically came onto her,” she said. Croxen said the women returned to Ackel’s office with a tape recorder to back up her complaint. “ (Ackel) gave her a hug and asked her out for a drink,” she said. Ackel, 51, is married and has children. Croxen said there was a second incident in 1982, which involved a woman lawyer. She said Ackel invited the lawyer into his chamber and told her she had “nice legs. ” Croxen said although the Arizona Supreme Court has never remdved a judge, she thinks there is enough evidence to remove Ackel. Ackel has been Tempe justice of the peace since 1977 and was re-elected in November. He ran unopposed.. Ho was unavailable for comment, but his attorney Ann Findling said Ackel is “incredibly concerned.” Finling said the commission’s removal request is a “recommendation only, not a final decision.” She said she is confident the Sypreme Court will not accept it. She said she is encouraged by the support of “easily 100 people” who will defend Ackel. In November, the State Press reported that at least 12 ASU students had filed complaints with the ASU Student Legal Service about Ackel’s judicial demeanor. In the article, one student reported that Ackel had verbally abused him during a hearing and used obcenities during a phone call. Another student said Ackel did not allow him to present certain evidence. Ackel said he has used obscenities in his courtroom. He also said it is probably not a way for a judge to act. Ackel described himself as an “attitude-changing judge.” He said most “people feel I’m hard nosed, but fair.” inside today ASU W EATHER Clear skies with an expected high of 76 degrees. The expected low is 47, AR TH UR TH O M A S The junior guard scores 16 points as the mens basketball team upsets Pac-10 co-leader California. Page 15. Classified___ Com ics........... Entertainment O p in io n ......... Police report . Royko______ Sports. . . . . . . Today . . . . . . . 18 3 10 4 8 5 15 2 today I Meetings •S K A -S h o to k a n K a ra te C lu b w ill meet from 5:30 to 7 p.m. in th e Physical Education B u ild ing West, Room 101. Beginner lessons available. •S tu d e n t A th le tic B o ard w ill meet at 2:30 p.m. in the MU, Room 211. It is the firs t m eeting o f the sem ester. D irector openings w ill be discussed. Plans fo r the LPGA G o lf Tournam ent w ill be made. •T h e G re e n s w ill m eet at 6 p.m. in the MU Yavapai Room fo r planning of u p co m in g e ve n ts fo r th e s p rin g sem ester. A ll co m m itte e m em bers are requested to be there. •M U A B S p e c ia l E ve n ts C o m m itte e w ill meet at 3 p.m. in the MU East CoChise Room to d iscu ss th e n in th Red Eye Special. New m em bers are w elcom e. •A riz o n a O u tin g C lu b w ill m eet at 7:30 p.m. in th e MU Pima Room. •T h e S o c ie t y of P r o f e s s io n a l J o u rn a lis ts w ill m eet at 11:40 a.m. in S tauffer Hall, Room A-15 fo r election o f new o ffic e rs and a videotape o f the Santa Cruz m eeting, site o f the Spring Regional C onvention. •S ig m a Nu F ra te rn ity w ill m eet at 7:30 p.m. at the Sigm a Nu House, located at 601 A lpha Drive. •C o a litio n fo r W o rld P ea ce w ill meet at noon in the MU Santa Cruz Room. R ichard T. W o o te n , p ro fe s s o r o f education and fo u n d e r o f th e Hawaiian C u ltu ra l C e n te r, d is c u s s e s “ The Dangers o f ‘S tar W ars.’ ” Lectures • G a ry M arx, p ro fesso r o f urban studies and planning at M assachusetts In stitu te o f Technology, discusses “ Fraudulent Id e n tific a tio n and B io g ra p h y : An Agenda fo r Research.” The lecture w ill begin at 2 p.m. in th e MU Navajo Room. Entertainment •W a rre n H offer, tenor, gives a recital at 7:30 p.m. at R ecital Hall as part o f the F acu lty A rtis t C oncert Series. UA professor faces high fee as back-salary suit crum bles By The Associated Press TUCSON — A professor of Spanish and Portuguese who allegedly gave his students at the University of Arizona oatmeal cookies laced with marijuana has been ordered to pay $23,105 in attorneys’ fees stemming from an unsuccessful lawsuit against the school. Pima County Superior Court Judge Alice Truman had ruled that Leo L. Barrow, who was suspended by the Arizona Board of Regents for 180 days in 1982, had been justly punished and that he was not eligible for back pay, which he sought in the suit. A student of Barrow’s gave university officials one of the cookies that Barrow allegedly brought to a 1980 class outing at Saguaro National Monument. your car! W ith a C la s s ifie d Ad state press from the M A TT H E W S C EN TER B A SEM EN T 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Daily 9 6 5 -7 5 7 2 VISA • MC • CHECK • CASH Todd Gresn/State Press A star is born Jeff Van Raaphorat signs a comemoratlve photo of the Rose Bowl champion team fo r eager fans at the Activity C enter. The ASU football team was presented to the crowd Saturday during half time at the ASU vs. California basketball game. _ — state press— — ADVERTISING We Give You A B igger Slice O f T he Pie A t T he Low est C o st P er B ite. MondavJanua^^ô^lÇ^ State Press Fe w P h o en ix businesses register w aste w ith E R A B L O O M Ftm weNow-mmpantry... PHOENIX — Fewer than one-tenth of Phoenix-aitea businesses generating small amounts of hazardous waste have registered with the Environmental Protection Agency, despite registration requirements effective in September. To encourage the so-called “small generators” to come forth, the EPA has provided Arizona State University’s Center for Environmental Studies with a $100,000 grant to run a telephone hotline to provide waste-management information. Ed Andrews, a computer specialist who mans the Industry Assistance Telephone Hotline at the University, said the grant also will help continue the Center’s Western Waste Exchange, a reference bank of companies that discharge, recycle and re-use hazardous materials that started in 1985. The exchange made connections last year that led to processing 1.2 million pounds of materials for reuse that otherwise would have been dumped in landfills, Edwards said. But the hotline phone, for the most part, remains quiet. “Since no one knows we exist yet we haven’t been getting too many calls,” Edwards said. Among the two or three companies that call daily, most are unfamiliar with EPA regulations, he said. The rules are part of the Hazardous and Solid Waste Amendment to the Resource Conservation and Recovery Act, and were designed to prevent illegal dumping of toxic chemicals and other harmful materials as well as to limit amounts buried in landfills, Edwards said. Companies generating 100 to 1,000 kilograms of certain types of waste in one month must file a “notification of hazardous waste activity” with the EPA, get a registration number and keep record of disposal transactions. ' “Some of the people we’ve talked to so far are really unaware they are in that (small generator) category,” Edwards said. “I really get the feeling there are quite a few more out there, and they just have no idea that they’re even regulated, and many are in violation right now.” There are about 8,000 small generators statewide, and about 3,500 of those in the Phoenix area. Of those 3,000 or so, only 285 had notified the EPA by Jan. 15, Edwards said. 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SPECIALS fik n te m a d e ^ u p ä , ch ih , - gyros, burgers, subs, fries, sandwiches, hot dogs and m d g h m ore.* JO IN U S F O R L U N C H TO D A Y ! (We 're hero to stay) M O N -THtIRS. 7 a.m. to 9 p m. FRIDAY 7 a.m t o l l p.m. SATURDAY 7 a.m. to 9 p.m SUNDAY 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. d r a ft b e e r D O M E S T IC and IM PO RTED FRIDAY NIGHT BEER BUST BASH Honesty most important part of love relationship In the past month, I have had more people in my life come to me for advice in their love lives than I ever thought possible. Maybe they come to me because I am a nice Jewish kid who reminds them of their favorite shrink. “Come, sit down, my boy. Tell Dr. Simon all of your problems.” I really should get university credit for all of the brain-racking I have done lately. In short, December was not a good month for relationships. Relationships. Just the mention of the word is enough to make the average red-blooded person cringe. The question is, why do we get so worked up over people of the opposite sex? We all know that hormones are the ones to blame, but it’s sort of hard to carry on a conversation with them to work out our differences — plus they’re not fun on dates and they make lousy dancers. So what’s the answer? Do we all make fools of ourselves on “The Dating Game” or “Love Connection” to find the perfect mate? I think not. After all, what would Dr. Ruth say? But seriously, what do we have to do to find the perfect mate? Is it the girl next door? Is it the bag boy at the check­ out stand? Is it the young lady in your human sexuality class? Is it the blow-up doll in your closet? The dating scene can be a frustrating place. interested in you is to make the relationship a challenge by acting like a jerk and treating her badly. Alex Simon Columnist It has everything from users to weirdos to people who are genuinely nice but just aren’t quite right somehow. There seems to be two major problems: First, most-guys always think with a part of their bodies south of their belt buckle and most girls don’t seem to know what they want. The combination can be dangerous. In addition, most people have formed so-called “walls” intended to protect themselves, but instead, these walls end up hurting the people involved; all this because of a lack of communication and security. This seems to be the key. One of the big problems singles seem to have is they really want their boyfriend/girlfriend to be the totally perfect person of their dreams. A lot of people hold out so long and are so picky about finding the most perfect mate, they end up leading lonely and frustrating lives. On the other hand, a lady friend of mine complains that most guys are just out after one night stands and aren’t interested in a serious or loving relationship anyway. Both of these are ridiculous generalizatons. Recently, a friend got back together with his girlfriend after a long period of feuding which occurred during their break-up. Most of his friends told him to forget about her, that she was just going to cause him more trouble, but his heart told him differently. So, one night she called him up and the two of them broke down their walls temporarily and were completely open and honest with each other. The two of them finally decided that, no, neither of them was perfect, and yes, they still had some major problems to work out. The important thing was that they decided to work those problems out together. Their love for each other beat out the other factors such as overly-concerned friends, stubborn pride and just plain ignorance of their true feelings. The moral of their story is: love won. If people could actually let go of their preconceptions and break down the walls that they’ve built, they might find that Mr. or Mrs. Right is that person next door after all. Alex Simon is a sophomore majoring in liberal arts. Another problem seems to be preconceptions or stereotypes that people have formed about the opposite sex. One of my male friends, for example, believes that all women want to be punished and the only way to get a girl to stay letters Questions about MLK Editor: I am a strong supporter of civil rights and believe we have every right to be proud of the very positive benefits the movement has bestowed on our country. If we were celebrating, say, “Civil Rights Day” or “ Brotherhood Day,” I would not be writing this letter. However, we are told with respect to the Martin Luther King, Jr. holiday last Monday, that it is not enough to commemorate the civil rights movement, but that we must remember “the man.” It is not enough to watch films about him on television, but we must study him in depth. One need not study the life and work of King in depth to discover that several facts about him are conveniently omitted from discussion by the national media. I say this in regard to the “communist” issue. King himself was not a communist, but he was certainly eager to advance many communist causes. Federal Bureau of Investigation records and congressional testimony show that two of King’s close advisers were members of the inner-circle of the American Communist Party. U.S. Attorney General Robert Kennedy informed King of this and told him to “get rid of them.” Later, King told Kennedy that he had done so, when, in fact, he had not. King compared America's involvement in Vietnam with Hitler’s invasion of Poland. Eventually, this mentality would lead to a communist takeover of Vietnam and the tragic saga of the “boat people.” How concerned was King for the rights of the~ Vietnamese? As early as 1962, King called for economic sanctions against South Africa as a means to end apartheid. Let us ignore, for a moment, that — apartheid notwithstanding — South Africa’s government is the least barbaric in Africa. Let us ignore the fact that South Africa is home to over one million refugees from black-ruled African countries, many of which are communist. Let us ignore die very positive role which American business would eventually play in granting greater freedom to South African blacks. For all of King’s public rhetoric concerning brotherhood and human dignity, he seemed quite indifferent to the plight of Russians, Chinese, Poles, Hungarian, Vietnamese, Cubans or, for that matter, black Africans. To portray him as believing in freedom and justice for “all mert” is to omit some unpleasant, yet important, facts. I have heard it remarked that in most countries, the government censors the media, whereas in America the media censors itself. The sins of omission committed with regard to Martin Luther King are a fine example of this. Douglas F. Newman Senior, Political Science A real college band Editor: We are writing in regard to your article titled “Roses and Raspberries” in the Jan. 19 edition of the State Press. We, as proud members of the ASU Sun Devil Marching Band, decided to take your advice and take some notes of our own. We would like to enlighten you on a few simple, basic facts on the ASUSDMB. First of all, while you were still lounging around by the pool the week before fall semester, the ASUSDMB was already at work getting ready for the busy football season ahead. In those first five days alone, there wore 46 hours of marching and music rehearsal in 115-degree heat. This is only the beginning of the long, hard semester which lies ahead for the ASU band, member. Let us elaborate on this fact with a few little-known stats on the ASUSDMB. To b eg in w ith, ASUSDMB p ra c tic e s approximately 595 hours per season, memorizes and performs five different half time shows and one pre-game show per season. This does not include the numerous pep rallies and spirit-raising functions to benefit ASU. Another little-known fact is that a full three hours prior to the football games, the ASU band is busy preparing for their perform ance while the m ajority of spectators are tailgating. This includes a tradition of performing for fans on the steps of Gammage before marching* to the stadium. Last, but not least, there is preparation for a bowl game. The Rose Bowl, for example, took a full 18 hours of music and marching rehearsal, excluding several pep rallies and parades performed for the benefit of the ASU fans. In conclusion, we quote John Cooper, who, in appreciation for the ASUSDMB* stated before hundreds of ASU fans and media at the New Year's Eve party held at the Bonaventure Hotel, “If you are tough enough to do all the playing you’ve done these past few days, play here tonight and then go party and get up at 4 a.m. for that 7 V2-mile parade and then play for the game, you’re tough enough to suit up for us.’’ To the Arizona Republic, Phoenix Gazette, New Times, and Mark Curtis of Channel 12 news, thank you for knowing what a “real college band” is all about. TinaJ-’rancisco Laura Schultz Piccolos, ASU Sun Devil Marching Band LETTER POLICY Letters should be typed, double-spaced and no longer than tw o pages. Any sub ­ missions not in adherence with letter policy w ill not be published. Letters are subject to editing on the basis of clarity, length or conform ance to newspaper style. Include your full name, class standing and major, or other affiliation with the University, along with your phone num ber. Requests for anonym ity are granted If a reason is given. Send letters to: Letters,Sfafe Press, M atthews Center, Arizona State University, Tem pe, AZ 85287. O r bring them to the new spaper's front desk in the basem ent of M atthew s Cwrter.__________ EDITORIAL BOARD Unsigned editorials reflect the views of the editorial board. Individual members of the board w rite editorials and the board decides on their m erit The editorials do not reflect the opinion of the State Press staff as a whole. Board members include: Tom Blodgett EDITOR Patrick J. Kucera O PIN IO N EDITOR Andrea Han MANAGING EDITOR Amy Frischknecht ASST. M ANAGING EDITOR S tate Press Page I Monday, January 26,1987 Winter blahs can pass quickly with creative minds Mike Royko is on vacation. The State . Press is rerunning some of his favorite columns. W e’ve entered the dullest, most depressing time of the year in Chicago. People suffer from the post-holiday blahs. The miserable weather keeps us indoors. Election excitement is over. Football is winding down and baseball hasn’t started. Wallets have been tapped out by Christmas spending and the Social Security bite. So the question we face is how to glide through January, February and March as painlessly as possible; how to find a way to brighten our spirits and keep busy and make the time fly by until spring arrives. I’ve talked to several experts in the fields of psychology, social work and recreational therapy, and they’ve helped me put together a list of things to do that wUl help you through these long, gray months until the sun and the muggers come out again. Here are some of their ideas: DRINKING: Getting roaring drunk has always been a remedy for the doldrums, especially in parts of the world that have long, cold winters. In Finland, for example, so many people use this means of fighting Mike Royko Tribune Media Services off the blahs that the government provides free hangover stations to administer oxygen and massive vitamin doses. So you might consider throwing a log on the fire and becoming absolutely stinko. Every so often, throw on another log, bite the top off another jug and before you know it, April will be here, all the loudmouthed birds will be chirping and you can take a bath, shave off your three-month growth of beard, throw all the empties out in the alley, stagger outside for a breath of fresh air, and walk down to the neighborhood saloon for a drink. BROODING: Brooding is so often overlooked as an absolutely great way to pass dull time. And it is something you can do any time by yourself. Just pick out all the things that you hate about yourself; or think back to all the terrible mistakes you’ve °S£%s«'s'uden'* S P R IN G B R EA K ,4 £ 7 7 - - u n e 1-800-521 -B E A C H s a s ç s » ' B U Y»SELL«TR A D E Your books at Changing Hands. For quality cloth and paperbacks (no textbooks, please) we pay 30% of our re-sale price in cash or 50% in tradein credit which may be used to pur­ chase anything in the store. (Sorry, no trade-ins on Sat. or Sun.) Browse through our three floors of: •New & Used Books •A /f Prints & Posters •Calendars & Cards •Handbound Journals M-F 10-9 SAT 10-6 letters. So make a list of the 10 or 20 people you hate most and write them long, totally honest letters telling them why you hate them in vivid detail. They don’t have to be famous people, although that is always fun. Friends, relatives, neighbors, co-workers and old flames will do. If you have illegible handwriting and don’t type, then consider cassettes. With a cassette, you can growl, snarl, hiss, shriek, weep and say any obscene old thing that pops into your head. BINOCULARS: Powerful binoculars are great fun for high-rise dwellers whose windows look out at other high-rise dwellers. If the binoculars are strong enough, you’re bound to find someone whose drapes are open. You can watch other people eating, sleeping, talking to each other, having sex, murdering each other and all kinds of things. Those are just a few of the things the experts recommend. If you have any pet ways of fighting off the winter blahs, just send them i n . But, please, don’t suggest the old reliable “send out for a cheese-and-sausage pizza.” It’s loaded with cholesterol and I don’t like to recommend anything dangerous. made with your life, things that make you feel guilt and shame. Or think about all the cruel and thoughtless ways your friends, relatives, co-workers and neighbors have ever hurt your feelings. Then sit in front of the fire or in a dimly lit room and dwell on them at length. Go over them time after time, reliving each awful and shameful detail. The hours will just fly by. CHANGE LIFESTYLES: By that I mean, you say to your wife or husband and kids: “I have cabin fever — I’ve got to get out of the house for a while.” Then clean out your bank account, move into a high-rise apartment, join a racquetball club, hang out in urban cowboy bars, take a “love boat” cruise, run amok with your credit cards, and carry on with some attractive but shallow and empty-headed young thing. And in the spring, return home looking dazed and tell your loved ones, “Quick, give me Volume A of the encyclopedia. I’ve got to look up amnesia.” CORRESPONDENCE: People don’t write letters anymore, and they should. It’s a wonderful form of human contact. 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' Gloria Feldt, executive director of Planned Parenthood of Central and Northern Arizona, said the marchers were harassing some of the clinic’s patients. “It’s useless,” she said. “If they would spend their energy preventing unwanted pregnancies through education and family planning, they would make better use .of their time.” Feldt said none of the women that came into the clinic Friday morning left because of the picketers, but some were upset by the marchers. “ (Picketing) does not change people’s decision,” she said.' “It just makes a decision, already fraught (with pain), that more difficult.” Anti-abortion picketing commemorating the Supreme Court’s decision continued Saturday with a rally at the state Capitol, 1700 Washington St. Berry Sweet, president of Arizona Right to Choose, said her organization did not plan any rallies or picket lines during the weekend because they do not have enough supporters to stage the events. “We don’t picket, we don’t demonstrate,” she said. “Our methodology is educating people.” By VICKIE CHACHERE State Press PHOENIX — Anti-abortion activists staged a quiet protest outside a Phoenix Planned Parenthood office Friday, marking the 14th anniversary of the Supreme Court’s legalization of abortions. About SO members of Arizona Right to Life, along with more than a dozen children, paced outside the Planned Parenthood Complex at 5651 N. 7th .St., protesting the clinic’s abortion services. Some motorists honked car horns while driving by, but the march drew little attention from passers-by or Planned Parenthood workers. John Jakubczyk, a member of Right to Life’s board of directors, said turnout for the march was good, with some members driving from Flagstaff to mark the anniversary of Roe vs. Wade. Most of the marchers were young women, many of whom brought their children to the early morning protest. “We encourage children as they grow up with the idea that you shouldn’t end a life and you don’t kill babies,” Jakubczyk said. “They grow up understanding their parents’ belief." 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Constance Bennett, the director of Family Planning Institute, who stood near the building as the picketers marched along the sidewalk, said picketers have harassed both clinic employees and patients. “ (People) were dumping garbage out of the (trash dumpster) and saying the garbage was (the remains of aborted babies),” she said. Bennett said she recently got a permanent injunction to prevent picketers from harassing the clinic. But the problem, Bennett said, is that the clinic site adjacent to a counseling organization vehemently opposed to abortions—Aid to Women Center. Bennett said a man from the anti-abortion center lured a woman into the women’s center and held her against her will last year. Thé woman had been looking for the abortion clinic, but was led to the women’s center by the man. But Kathleen Mooney, a picketer who volunteers a t the women’s center, defended her husband who was accused of the kidnapping. Mooney said her husband asked the woman if she was looking for the women’s center and the woman said she was. But once the woman realized she was in the wrong center, Mooney said she “got all hyper(active) and Upset.” Mooney said she pickets the clinic to discourage women from getting abortions. She said she believes picketing has reduced the number of abortions performed from 60 to 40 per week. Bennett said she does not think the Supreme Court decision will be reversed. But she said she is concerned about passage of “harassment legislation,” such as the bill recently introduced in the Legislature which would require minors to obtain parental consent before having an abortion. Bennett said minors must provide a parental consent form to the clinic after the procedure is performed. 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Police said the man was intoxicated and told thém he did not remember what sparked the assault. The man said his right shoulder was injured, but police could not determine the extent of the injury. •An ASU student told police she blacked out at a party at 601 Alpha Drive after several people tried to throw her in a swimming pool, police said. •Someone broke into a 1977 Dodge Van in Lot 59 and stole an AM-FM cassette stereo, four speakers, a power booster with digital read-out, a CB radio, and a radar detector, police said. Estimated loss is $1,000. •A Canon 35mm camera and zoom lens, sweatshirt and shirt were stolen from a locker in the Physical Education West locker room, police said. Estimated loss is $455. Police said the locker showed no signs of forced entry. •A 35mm Nikon camera and 55mm micro lens were stolen from an unlocked desk in Matthews Center, police said. 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And if that’s not enough after .two hours of “verbamime,” this multi-talented comedian paints ’til 2 a.m. and wakes up at 5 a.m. to write a love letter to Mrs. Skelton, five songs and an outline for a short story. In addition, Skelton also holds a three-day residency at various universities around the country where he speaks about politics, religion and theater. Despite his hectic schedule, Skelton insists he doesn’t work. “I’ve never worked in my life,” he said in a press conference Friday at Phoenix’s Hotel Westcourt. “I’m having fun doing what I’m doing.” Skelton has starred in 48 motion pictures and appeared for 20 consecutive years on TV, His comedic skills have earned him three honorary doctorates, performances before seven presidents and audiences with three popes. His entirely serious interpretation of the Pledge of Allegiance has won him 42 awards and has been read into the Congressional Record twice. A prolific writer, Red has authored more than 8,000 songs, 4,000 short stories and published full length books: “Red Skelton In Your Closet” and “Red Skelton’s Gertrude and Heathcliff.” And for this funnyman, retirement is not a word in his vocabulary. “Why should you work for 65 to 70 years to perfect something you do and then leave it? I met a man on a plane who said he couldn’t wait to retire and have a little fun. I thought, ‘How sad.’ ” Skelton began making people laugh when he joined a medicine show — what he says is like today’s TV— in 1923 at age 9. Since that time, he has put smiles on the faces and laughter in the hearts of millions in tent shows, minstrel shows, circuses, burlesques, vaudeville, showboats, movies, radio and television. He has created a cast of characters. In pantomime, these include the prize fighter, the slow-motion tennis player, the strong man, the old man playing golf, three drunks at a bar and a whale getting a flu shot. His “verbamime” routines poke fun at hitchhikers, babies, and dunking doughnuts. Theater: •F ra n c o Rame and Dario F o ’s “Adulto Orgasmo Escapes from the Zoo” takes form at 8 p.m. Thursday in Drama C ity. The MA Thesis Project fe atures Ja n ice R o b illa rd in a w o n d e rfu lly bizarre evening o f Italian fe m in ist farce. The show runs through Sunday, Feb. 1. C urtain tim es are 8 p.m., e xcep t fo r S unday’s 2 p.m. m atinee. T icke ts at $5, $3 fo r stu de nts and se nior citizens, are available at G am m age and a ll D illard’s box o ffic e s . For m ore inform ation, call 965-3434. Casting Calls: •A u d re y II w ants yo u! A u d itio n s fo r P h o e n ix L ittle T h e a te r’s s ta g e p ro d u c tio n o f “ Little Shop of Horrors” are 1 p.m. Saturday and Sunday at the PLT, 25 E. Coronado Road. There are nine roles available. Two people are needed fo r the role o f th e plant. For m ore inform ation, call 258-1974. ‘People always ask me why I introduce myself. It’s because I can’t afford myself the luxury of egotism.’ — Red Skelton Judd Nelson stare as a young lawyer In the sophlscated social com edy, “From the H ip .” Box Office Highlights: • “ From the Hip,” starring Ju dd Nelson opens Friday, Feb. 6 at local theaters. The film explores th e p o litic s o f th e legal system w ith Nelson portraying an aggressive law school graduate. •P lay it Again C inem a is o ffe ring some box o ffic e g old. The theater Is cu rren tly show ing tw o classics, “All About Eve” and “ Harold and Maude” . The th ea te r is located at 2240 N. S cottsdale Road in Scottsdale. For more inform ation, call 994-1190. Music: •The Third Annual Soundboard Musician’s Night Award Show begins at 6:30 to n ig h t at A fte r th e Gold Rush, co rn er o f Terrace and A pache Boulevard in Tem pe. For m ore inform ation, call 265-8720. •William Amst perform s the trum p et at 5 p.m. Tuesday in th e Recital Hall, 5th flo o r in the M usic B uilding. The concert is part o f the Graduate Recital Series. Art: • David Smith: Drawings For Sculpture, 1954 ■1964, a c o lle ctio n o f draw ings from the w orkbook o f th e interna tion ally recognized scu lp to r David Sm ith w ill be on display at th e ASU A rt M useum in M atthew s C enter through March 1. Sm ith wan a d yn a m ic fo rc e in in te rn a tio n a l m odernism before h is u ntim ely death in 1965 at age 59. _____ Funnym an Red Skelton show».some of Ms many facas a t a press conference at the Hotel W estcourt In Phoenix Friday. A child at heart, none could guess this showbiz kid never had a childhood in a traditional sense. “I left home at 10, I never had a childhood,” he said. “In my act, I’m inventing things I would’ve done.” Skelton describes himself as a sentimental person: “I stop to look for beauty even in things that are ugly. ” For example, Skelton admits he cannot go to funerals because he finds things in them that are funny. “The cemetery is full of people we couldn’t do without,” he said. “ I don’t know why people take life so seriously, they won’t make it through it alive anyway. “Tragedy is so close to humor. You can find humor in tragedy, but you can’t take humor and make tragedy out of it. In your work, if you didn’t react to tragedies, you couldn’t write humor.” Skelton’s timeless humor has stayed as it was when he first entered the business — clean and fun. He doesn’t see much merit in the influx of comedians today whose routines are rated X. “When you leave the theater, you say, ‘Why did I listen to that stuff? ’ ” he said. A seasoned performer, Skelton never reads reviews of his shows and he’s never nervous before a performance. He prefers to know his part so well that he doesn’t have to wait until the third performance to do it without a hitch. But even after 64 years on the stage and screen, he doesn’t dare to rest on his laurels, as impressive as they might be. Unlike some newer comics, Skelton won’t live with the applause of his last show. He said after a night’s performance he often finds himself standing on the stage in a dark empty theater, and thinking, ¡“An hour ago I was important, tomorrow I’ll start again. ” Although he is a legendary entertainer, Skelton is warm ­ hearted, making even the most awestruck fan feel at ease With a smile and a handshake. “People always ask me why I introduce myself,” he said. “ It’s because I can’t afford myself the luxury of egotism.” For many who dared not miss his TV show in the ’50s, Red Skelton is like an old friend. The comedian likes this description of himself and tries to live up to it on stage. “I love people,” he said, “ they’re my family. I’ve been in their homes for years. The theater is the only home I know; they’re in my home now.” State Press Stri Midler, Long juggle laugh$ in By TOD McCOY State Press Shelley Long, m iddle, and Bette M idler befriend George Carlin, an eccentric character In “Outrageous Fortune.” There are few things in life less virtuous than watching Bette Midler bounce and jiggle her way across the screen, but then, there are exceptions to everything. Midler plays opposite Shelley Long in “Outrageous Fortune,” a comedy-adventure about two struggling actresses with clashing personalities who not only sign up for the same acting class, but unknowingly fall in love with the same man, Michael (Peter Coyote). Their chance-of-a-lifetime class is taught by the renowned Stanislov Korzenowski (Robert Prosky), a latter-day Lenin with a passion for the arts. The whole class turns out to be a cover for Russian spies passing secret information. Eventually, Michael is blown to bits in a flower store — or so it seems. Lauren Ames (Long) and Sandy Brozinski (Midler) discover .that the dead man is not really their beloved Mike, after identifying him by some rather lurid methods. Unable to obtain help from the police, they set aside their differences — and there are many — to find their dearest Michael. They soon discover that he is mixed up with foreign agents, special agents and a quasi-Agent Orange chemical powerful enough to devastate California with only a few drops. Lauren and Sandy follow his trail to New Mexico, where the story lapses into a sappy spy story characterized by chase scenes in the desert and dirt bike-riding Indians who use bows and arrows to combat the enemy. Midler plays her character with a classic comedic flair. Portraying Sandy as a vulgar, loud-mouthed floosy from New York, whose only claim to acting is a part in “Ninja Vixens,” Midler establishes herself as a sort of comic relief. 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IN THE COCHISE EAST ROOM (MU) S P E C IA L M UAB The timt in “Outn ri “ The Mission” ★ ★ * * If the Academy Awards do not watch “T close eye, it will miss a prime contender for l “The Mission” is a fact-based tale of Jesi establish missions for the South American 1 convert them to Christianity before their pa{ in trouble. While America is on the verge of revoluti South America is having troubles of its ow Portuguese treaties dividing up the coui Catholic Church is trying to deal with both co “The Mission” begins with the death of a the falls to the Indians.” His body is disco who sent him there, superbly played by K alike Jerem y Irons, and he decides to des ’himself. Unfortunately, Robert De Niro stands in 1 Niro wants to make slaves out of the Indian to Bolivia to plead their actions and beliefs t( Niro kills his brother in a fit of rage and sen exile. Irons, seeing that good can come of this him into joining the mission with the Indiai fhThe 19 8 7 R ED E Y E S P EC IA L The Arizona State University Chapter of know who the credit: ofthemov George as Frank Lauren ai small Nev was weak in the l disappoint EVENTS j State Press M M m ni ghs in outrageous comedy :e, they ere are 1. They foreign ¡i-Agent vastate to New PPyspy in the /ho use classic vulgar, whose “Ninja i sort of traightIperson mlet — doesn’t Page 11 Monday, January 26,1987 "Outrageous Fortune" Touchstone Pictures ★ ★ ★ know who Hamlet is. Long deserves much of the credit for her portrayal of Lauren, the focus of the movie. George Carlin makes a special appearance as Frank, the bumbling drunk who helps Lauren and Sandy track Michael through a small New Mexico town. His supportive role was weak and didn’t make a dent of difference in the movie. Carlin was the biggest disappointment of the film. The time-tested odd-couple device works well in “Outrageous Fortune.” However, the dichotomy of the two characters is not so extreme that they cannot overcome their differences to thwart a plot to sell the toxin formula, save California and rid themselves of their former beau. Although the storyline becomes flimsy as the film moves into the cloak-and-dagger phase, the movie boasts new situations and a few new jokes, which keep the humor flowing. Director Arthur Hiller (“Silver Streak” ) does a dynamic job of keeping the picture alive and moving gracefully from scene to scene. Fresh comedy is always thrilling to watch, especially in the hands of capable professionals such as Long and Midler. “Outrageous Fortune” is definitely outrageous. Released by Touchstone Pictures, the movie opens Friday, Jan. 30 at the Sun Devil 6 Theater in the Cornerstone Mall, University Drive and Rural Road. Rated R. H O W A R D JO H N SO N ission’ flies with passion, conviction kk ': ards do not watch “The Mission” with a i prime contender for best picture, fact-based tale of Jesuit priests trying to ■the South American Indians — hoping to tianity before their pagan beliefs get them i the verge of revolution with the British, ring troubles of its own with Spanish and dividing up the countryside while the ing to deal with both countries, ins with the death of a priest sent “above is.” His body is discovered by the priest superbly played by Kenny Loggins lookand he decides to deal with the Indians ert De Niro stands in his way because De laves out of the Indians. After both return ir actions and beliefs to the authorities, De in a fit of rage and sends himself into self;ood can come of this slave trader, talks nission with the Indians. De Niro does so and later becomes a Jesuit. At this point, the movie becomes a film of struggle. Portugal and Spain are swapping land and Portugal wants the Indians moved off the land or taken into slavery. A pontificate from Rome visits South America to see if the Church should claim the mission and the Indians as vital to Church growth. And the struggle begins. The film raises important questions of whether the countries of Spain and Portugal were truly Christian or just making the motions to appease the Church. Shot on location in Brazil, the drama is beautifully filmed with scenes of Irons climbing giant falls to meet the Indians, Portuguese soldiers running through the rain forests and De Niro making his own penance. “The Mission” has already received five nominations from Golden Globe, and deservedly so. The film is virtually flawless, except it may try too hard to be good. After the film, the audience, if similar to the one I was with, will slowly depart, but not before deeply breathing and wondering why what happened, happened. 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