state press A rizona State U niversity Tem pe, Arizona Tuesday, September 30,1986 i Copyright, State Press, 1986 Vol. 69 No. 25 ASU enrollment rises, reaches all-time high By KIM MATTINGLY S tate Press ASU’s fall enrollment reached an all-time high of 41,540, increasing 982 students, but enrollment at ASU West declined by 327 students, according to figures released Monday. Alan Carroll, University budget director, said-only 2,142 students enrolled at ASU’s developing west-side branch campus, though the administration was expecting more than 2,800. ASU West enrolled 2,529 students in 1985 and 2,246 in 1984. Gerald McSheffrey, ASU West vice president, said he is disappointed in the decline. “People are just getting to know us,” McSheffrey said. “ I would have preferred to have a marginal increase, rather than a m arginal decrease, but we’re still optimistic.” He said enrollment may have declined because it is the first time ASU West is offering degree program s, and the administration concentrated on those rather than general educational courses. McSheffrey said he expects ASU West enrollment to “sharply increase” when the main bindings of the branch campus are completed—tentatively by 1990 or 1991. On the Tempe campus, Carroll said the increase in enrollment reversed a two-year decline. Peter B en sin g er Pater Bensinger, a form er Drug Enforcem ent Agency adm inistrator, told students In the MU Arizona Room Monday th at stricter laws are needed to fight the growing drug problem . “People who break drug laws need to be punished,” he said. “They should be sent to Jell, given atiffer fines and have to do community service.” Story, page 3. Enrollment in fall 1985 dropped by five students, down from 40,563 in 1984. But Carroll said 1986 enrollment is 982 students more than the Arizona Legislature budgeted for, and ASU’s faculty is understaffed. He said the Legislature allocated University funds for 1986-87 according to the fall 1985 enrollment of 40,558. ASU also hired faculty according to that figure, he said, but now is “short in faculty to teach the (extra) students. ” But Carroll said next year’s legislative funding will be based on this fall’s enrollment, and “then we should be getting faculty to support those students. ” The number of out-of-state students attending ASU has also increased to 8,909. That is 520 more than last fall. Carroll said tuition and fees from the extra students will not increase University spending. The funds will carry over to fiscal year 1987-88 and reduce the general fund appropriation from the Legislature, he said. “The higher the tuition and fees, the lower the general funds,” he said. Upper division enrollment continues to be the largest at ASU, with juniors, seniors and graduate students accounting for more than 68 percent of the student body. But there are 5,413 ASU freshmen, of which 23 percent graduated in the top 10 percent of their high school classes.' The number of minority students at ASU also has increased this fall from 10.5 to 11.1 percent of total enrollment. Leellen Brigman, research coordinator in the Office Student Affairs, said minority enrollments are up especially among Híspanles and Asians. She said last fall’s Hispanic enrollment was 4.9 percent of the total and now has increased to 5.2 percent. Asian students also increased from 2.3 percent of the total in 1985 to 2.6 this semester. Black and Native American enrollmeiit remained the sam e at 2.2 and 1.1 percent of the total, respectively. Foreign or international students make up 2 percent of ASU’s enrollment, Brigman said. Evidence lacking in 1981 unsolved m urder case Editor’s note — The story of Gretchen White is the second in a three-part series dealing with unsolved murders in Tempe. B yB EN N Y M cCONNELL S tate Press Gretchen White had always wanted to get married and often joked that she came to ASU to find a husband. But March 20,1981, changed that. In the early morning of that day, she was strangled and repeatedly run over by a car. In addition to the case of Deana Bowdoin, a 21-year-old ASU business senior killed in 1978, the slaying of Gretchen White is another case that Tempe Police have yet to solve. Tempe Police spokesman Roger Clay said, “We feel we know who killed her but are frustrated by a lack of evidence that solidly links the suspect to the crime. ’’ In addition to Bowdoin and White, police have not solved the killings of: •Kathleen Smith, a part-time ASU student killed in 1984 by incineraton in her apartm ent on University and Hardy Drives; and •Ambrose Seimetz, a 39-year-old Tempe resident, shot and biiipri as he peered out his apartm ent on University Drive in July. White, a clothing textiles major, was found in the parking lot of Corona del Sol High School, just before 7 a.m. that Friday morning in 1981. She was wearing only her white bathrobe. An examination after her death determined White had engaged in sexual activity before her brutal slaying and suffered “numerous bruises and broken bones,” but a police official said, “there’s no way sexual assault can be determined.” Four days after her killing, the Tempe Daily News reported a suspect had been determined, but Sgt. Steve Graehling said, “there is so much conflicting data that this may be one we’ll never be able to prove.” So far, Graehling has proven to be prophetic. Clay said, “The case is really inactive unless someone offers up some solid evidence — an eyewitness or something physical—that would link the killer to the crime.” Police say they have two theories about the killing: They believe White knew her killer. No signs of violence were found in her apartment a t 1300 W. Broadway Road, and neighbors reported no unusally loud noises from her apartm ent that night. Since she was only wearing a robe, police believe “she was comfortable with her killer The second theory revolves around the torn screen on the back door of her apartment. The killer may have forced his way in and killed her there, then taking her body to the high school parking lot and running over her with her blue Cougar in an effort to cover up the crime. The ear was impounded and checked for evidence, then Gratehih White *.*—*■**later turned over to her parents, Clay said. expectations of herself ever since she was 11-years-old, wtien White’s parents, Maurice and Audrey White, told The she started working toward a career as an interior designer Arizona Republic in 1981 that their daughter had high T u n i to W HITE, p a g a i CHRIS CUMMISKEY ASASU funding guidelines “set up barriers for certain organizations to obtain funding.” Page 3. ASU WEATHER Clear skies with a high of 89 degrees. Expected low is 64. Com ics....................................................... 6 Classified................................................ 14 O pinion................................................... 4 Police report........................................... 7 S p o rts ...................................................... 11 Today.................................... 2 today :¡ be discussing the stadium cleanup outcome fund-raising activities and upcoming events. •Women in Communications will meet in the MU Cochise Room at 7 p.m. Heidi Fogetsong from KTVK Channel 3 will be the guest speaker. Today is a daily calendar of events happening on the ASU campus. Submissions to the calendar should not be confused with Collage, which was a weekly c a le n d a r of meetin g announcements. We no longer print Collage. All entries from clubs about meetings and events happening on campus or in relation to student life will be accepted. The deadline for Today entries will be 10 a.m. the day before desired publication at the State Press in the basement of Matthews Center. One item per event will be accepted. Today entries are subject to editing due to space limitations or content. •ASU Precision Flight Team will meet at the Vine Tavern on Apache Boulevard at 7 p.m. They will be discussing organization of competition teams and fall fundraising. Everyone is welcome to come and join. •Powder Hounds Ski Club wilt meet at the Vine Tavern on Apache Boulevard at 7 p.m. for a club meeting. •CAPS-College of Architecture PreSudies will meet in the basement of the Architecture Building Room 13, at 5 p.m. Meetings •ASU American Federation df Teachers and University Employees Local 2050 will meet in the MU Apache Room at noon. It is a monthly membership meeting. *• Lectures • D a v id Capco, ASU z o o l o g y department, discusses Ethology in Cell Biology at 4 p.m. in Life Sciences Building Room C-496. •Re-Entry Connection will meet in the MU Gila Room at noon. The topic will be Getting the Most from Your Lecturers. •W riting Center Workshop for ASU students on Sentence Variety at 3 p.m. in the Language and Literature Building. •Real Life Fellowship will be held in the MU Coconino Room at 7:30 p.m. The topic will be “How Can I Become More Like Christ.” Entertainment •MUAB Entertainment Committee will meet in MU Room 222 at 3 p.m. •Arizona Council of Black Engineers and ACBES will be held in Technology Center Room 317 at 5:30 p.m. They will •The MU Cinema presents Jack Nicholson Week. “The Shining” and “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” will be shown. Showtimes are 4:30, 7 and 9:30 p.m. state press Fan-tasNc ADVERTISING We Give You A B igger S lice O f T he Pie At T he L ow est C ost Per Bite. 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The United States doesn’t need new drug laws, but the existing drug laws need to be enforced, Bensinger told reporters at a press conference before his speech to ASU students in the MU Arizona Room. “People who break drug laws need to be punished,” he said. “They should be sent to jail, given stiffer fines and have to do community service. ’’ Bensinger lectured to about 100 students in the first of a series of fall lectures sponsored by Associated Students. “Drugs are a growing problem with no easy solution,” he said. ‘‘It is not a self-curing disease. ’’ Bensinger said intervention is needed when drugs are used on college campuses. “Drug use doesn’t stop easily,” he said. “First the university has to set down a policy, and then you need intervention. This is important to protect the health of the student and the reputation of the university. ” Bensinger said drugs are a threat to national safety. “Former Chief Justice Warren Burger once said that there is a better threat from drugs than from communism,” he said. . He said much of the problems of controlling drug use stem from underfunding of the DEA and drug education programs nationwide. Bensinger predicted that more marijuana will be smuggled from Mexico into Arizona within the next few months, adding U.S. relations with the country will have to improve to slow drug trafficking. He said drug testing is not a cure-all for drug problems, adding he believes drug testing does not violate an individual’s constitutional rights. “If someone is caught with drugs in their system they have to remember they are illegal in the first place,” he said. He said more athletes will be tested for drugs. — Peter Bensinger “Players at Wimbledon are tested for drugs before they can compete and now the NCAA will test players before bowl games,” he said. “We’re spending $2 billion on a $100 billion problem,” he Bensinger added he does not believe there should be a said. That equates to 30 cents for every $100 of federal money, death penalty for drug trafficking. he added. “It will not solve the problem,” he said. “We are not He said the Reagan administration plans for a $600,000 enforcing the problems we have now. increase in drug prevention. “We should make certainty for punishment, not severity. Bensinger, 50, was the director of DEA from January 1976 Parents and teachers should get the facts. We are beginning to July 1981 under Presidents Ford, Carter and Reagan. During his years at the DEA, Bensinger was responsible to see parents and people getting concerned. “The most important thing is education and prevention. ” for federal narcotics investigations. He had 4,000 employees Bensinger asked students to close their eyes and picture and 2,000 special agents in 160 cities and 40 foreign countries. Currently, he is president of Chicago-based Bensinger, what a drug addict is. He then showed a slide depicting a woman, a child, an old DuPont and Associates, a consulting firm which creates drug person and a well-dressed person. abuse policies for various organizations. “Drug addicts are not stumbling bums in the bowery with He said cocaine is the biggest drug problem because it is less likely to be controlled at its source and is widely three-day stubble,” he said. “Older people are living longer because people 18 to 25 are killing themselves. ’’ available. ‘Drugs are a growing problem with no easy solution. It is not a self curing disease.’ Roth: resolution to weaken funding policy ‘totally inappropriate’ ByKERR YFEH R S tate Press An attempt to weaken an Associated Students funding policy was “totally inappropriate,” an executive officer said Monday. Activities Vice President Christine Roth said the resolution, which was narrowly approved Thursday, “does not affect the validity” of an earlier policy which outlines six guidelines for club funding. But President Chris Cummiskey said he introduced the resolution as the first step in eradicating the funding bylaws. Cummiskey said the guidelines “set up barriers for certain organizations to obtain funding.” For example, senators said they could not fund the Lesbian Gay Academic Union because ASASU bylaws did not allow them to fund controversial groups. Although sim ilar guidelines were approved in the bylaws last spring, Cummiskey said many new senators think the executive policy must be abided by. The funding policy was passed in May 1985 and the senate adopted a similar policy into the bylaws last spring. Cummiskey said the new resolution sends a message to the senate that it does not have to abide by the other executive policy that outlines six guidelines for club funding. Roth said Cummiskey did not try to rescind the original policy because it would have required a two-thirds committee vote, or five out of the seven committee members. Cummiskey could supporters, Roth said. t h e Cummiskey also said he objected to the policy because “it is totally inappropriate for the (executive) committee to set up guidelines for who should and should not be funded.” Shelton said she voted against the resolution because “it was an attempt to undermine the policy without discussing the policy,” adding the résolution was inappropriate. G O O D -Y E A R F o r e f r o n t ... p n p p W estern States MEET TOUR STUDENT GOVERNMENT FACE TO FACE i^« ni H TIRES AND AUTO SERVICE Special Discounts to Students, Staff & Faculty tik i Many of the executive officers and members of ASASU will be on Cady Mall to meet the stu­ dent body and other people on campus, 9:30-11:40 Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. Find out what ASASU is all about You can/ask questions. You can get information about many pro­ grams and facilities at ASU. i But Executive Vice President Bridget Shelton denied that she, Campus Affairs Vice President LeeAnne Seall and Activities Vice President Christine Roth filibustered. “Senators have been unduly influenced by the policy,” he said. ch a n ce fo r to fin d /V o u t w h a t A SA SU is about! i four Shelton said none of the committee members were in a position to vote on the resolution and that’s why the a vote was not called. a p e o n get She said the new resolution was an attempt to circumvent the process of changing a policy without dealing with the actual policy. <9 /» I n only Cummiskey said he introduced the resolution two weeks ago but opposition filibustered so a vote could not be cast. 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In their defense, motorized carts do have flashing yellow lights (though awfully small for those things), high-pitched beepers and are somewhat visible when they invade the malls. However, a better plan has to be implemented for the safety of thé students and those who just stroll along the m alls.. The carts should be required to follow normal traffic flow patterns such as keeping to the right. They should also be required to stay off the malls, except during emergencies, during the heavily traveled times in the morning. V W VfHICU 15 N O T ALLOWED ON CADY MALU? Although there are few carts roaming the campus at any given time, the fact that they could injure someone while on the pedestrian malls is reason enough to severely restrict their movement. Bicyclists are expected to follow bicycle rules and remain on the bike paths whenever possible for the safety of students. These carts should be expected to follow some procedure for the safety of bicyclists and pedestrians. It is understandable that these carts are a necessary part of university life as they move crates and supply the SAGA satellite stations with hot coffee, but there has been too many close calls of cart drivers nearly hitting students. OR A total ban on carts on the malls is illogical and unnecessary, but some restrictions must be set in place to keep the malls safe for what they were originally designed for — walkways. ‘Helping hands’ not readily available on cam pus A few weeks ago my entertainment editor and I experienced something not so entertaining. Actually, it was rather unpleasant and it made me realize just how many people will stand next to you and extend a helping hand. Gres Krzos Besides the employees at the McDonald’s drive-thru, the ^ s tM ^ id ito r chances of this happening seem second to none. On a sunny Saturday afternoon, five “hard-working” honcho appeared and mumbled, “Do you know what’s it s janitors in the basement of Matthews Center and their freshly-waxed floor stood in the way of two editor’s duty to like walking on a freshly waxed floor—forget it.” “ Let me try,” I said. get an entertainment section out before Monday’s deadline. Let’s face it, I was desperate. I even told them I’d rewax We both had made arrangements to call two different the entire floor for them if they’d just let me in to make that musical groups — long distance—for last minute interviews. phone call — you can’t really keep an important singing Considering that it was Saturday, it would seem that there group waiting longer then two seconds, wouldn’t be any problem entering the State Press newsroom. “NOi” he bellowed. “Come back at three. You can stop Wrong. talking, I don’t care. I ’m ju st doing my job." As the huge waxing machines hummed loudly, I stood in That was all I needed to hear. the basement doorway and asked one of the janitors if I could The phrase hit like a ton of bricks. I’ve heard it so many pass them by to do “my job.” times before. “No,” said one woman walking aimlessly around the It’s a melody that’s been sung behind financial aid counters, registrar sights and by the car-booting gestapo machines. “Please,” I said and informed her that there were things team who seem to have only their “important jobs to do” and nothing else. that had to be done. It’s a song all of us h,ear when we needed something done “You can’t,” she said. two minutes ago and there’s not one person who can “Pretty please,” I emphasized. But it was no use. She told me she had a job to do and that comprehend the meaning of “I need help. ’’ It’s understandable though. We live in a world where was that. Who cares about some stupid deadline? What followed was a 20 minute tug-of-war and a sermon money, security and our own benefits seem to rule us. And why shouldn’t it? It’s only natural for people to do their from the Happy Porcelain Scrubber on the ethics of walking on waxed floors in the trying ’80s. It would have made Mr. work. But when you run into “It doesn’t matter to me, I’m doing my job,” so many times, it tends to strike a nerve. Clean and that Janitor in a Drum very proud. Obviously, my little escapade with the Mop ‘n’ Glo Squad It only ticked me off. Sensing there was trouble in ammonia paradise, one head doesn’t mean a darn thing to anybody else but me and my dog Max. But why do people have to turn to their dog Max when they’re in a bind? Why can’t people forget, just once, that the green stuff and their authoritive positions don’t have to come before helping other people out? Is it' really going to m atter whether you have a departmental stamp on your drop/add slip even if there s already an advisor’s signature on it? What does booting a car really do besides making an already broke college person $60 poorer? Why can’t they just once believe that you couldn’t find a parking space two miles away from campus and that you were only two minutes late getting to the meter? Why do people have to wait 20 minutes before some nice commuter comes along and allows them to make a left hand turn from a parking lot in the midst of a long line of traffic? Who really cares if you don’t have a check guarantee card? It’s just a piece of plastic. Is it really that important for a grocery store check-out clerk make you feel like a clod because you don’t have one? Rules. Rules. Rules. Sometimes there seem to be too many of them and then sometimes there seem to be too few. Maybe if people can obtain a balance between what they’re doing and what is actually happening in front of them, things wouldn’t have to seem so bottom-lined; I sometimes wonder what the world would be like if there were more understanding people in authority. Probably a mess. Can you imagine all those cars parked for over two hours? Or how about those nasty footprints in waxed floors? Yeah, that’s too much mass hysteria for me. letters Bicycle racks lacking Editor: The ASU Police Department, like almost all other police departments, recommends that bicycle frames be locked to an immovable object using a “kryptonite” look or a similar U-shaped lock. In the light of this, I am perplexed by the design of bicycle racks provided around the campus. A bicycle fram e simply cannot be locked to these racks using the above-mentioned kind of lock. Moreover, in the case of a bicycle without a kickstand, a significant portion of the bicycle’s weight is supported by the spokes and the wheel when the bike is parked in these racks. This can cause the spokes to be damaged by being bent. (Big) brotherhood of a new kind lamppost (or a tree or a signpost) using the above-mentioned type of lock. However, the University police issues “warning tickets” to bikes that are locked to a lamppost or something similar. I would only be too willing to park my bicycle in a bike rack if a prop»* one is provided. Or will I be compensated by the powers that be if my bike is lost or damaged when parked in a bike rack? There are some sensibly-designed bicycle racks provided in front of the ASU Bookstore. One feels safe parking one’s bicycle there. When will we have similar bicycle racks all over the campus? As of now, the safest (from both the theft and the damage viewpoints) way to park a bicycle on campus is to lock the frame to a STA TE PRESS TOM BLOOQETT Editor ANOREA HAN M anaging Editor S. B a la C handran G rad u ate student C om puter Science Editor: When walking onto Alpha Drive one Saturday night, I wondered whether I was in Russia or Arizona. I am a member of a fraternity on Alpha Drive, and it does not seem feasible that after the football gamp i had to “breakout” of the row in my car. All the houses on the south side of the row were completely blocked off from all points of entry or exit. The persons in charge of blocking off the row obviously did not take into consideration people that might have to leave whether for pleasure or necessity. I realize it is necessary to keep cars off of the row, but there has to be a way out. If there was a fire at a house, the limited access could mean the difference between a minnr accident or a major disaster. What should one think when he hears the police at 12:45 a.m. announcing on a loud speaker, “Attention everyone on Alpha C ity Editor KARI BLAND Sport* Editor BOB HEILER A n t City Editor VICKIE CHACHERE A n t Sport* Editor CAROL BOOS Now* Editor TRACY SCOTT Copy Chief JUDIE QAILLARD A n t Managing Editor AMY FRISCHKNECHT . A rt* Editor KHALI CRAWFORD Photo Editor RICK WILEY A n t A rt* Editor QREQORY R. KRZOS Anatyal» Editor ED SCHUBERT Sport* Analyala Editor JAY TAYLOR O pinion Editor PATRICK J. KUCERA Drive. Please get off the street and go into the houses.” When this was said, I saw no one causing any problems. The main cause of all the trouble should be looked at. It all began with a fight a few weekends ago a t the Sigma Chi house. It was started by non-Greek, uninvited guests being asked to leave a party. They were the people who cam e back with Weapons and wanted to start trouble. This is not to say that if you are an independent, you are out to cause trouble. However, it must be understood that Greeks do not want to cause any problems. It is necessary to come up with a happy medium between chaos and a mild form of martial law. Greeks just want to have a good and safe time. Ken Reinstein ; Alpha Epsilon Pi Th* Stat* P rn * I* published Monday through Friday during tha aoadomie y n r, axcapl holiday* and exam pariod*. at M atthew* Center. Room IS . Arizona S tat* University. Temp*, AZ 85287. Newsroom: 968-2282. Advertising 8 Production: 985-7572 The Stat* P re n I* the only newspaper exclusively published lo r and circulated on th * ASU campus. T h* new * and views published in th is newspaper are not n a e n n rily th o n of th * ASU adm inistration, faculty, s u it o r student body. fjWtJftNH» • ■ , ■, , «__________ Tuesday, September 30,1986 Page 5 _______ more letters________________ Don’t fund LGAU Editor: I would like to congratulate the ASU Senate for denying funding to the Lesbian and Gay Academic Union. I don’t believe that the Senate should in any way feel obligated to fund such a controversial and radical organization. I was deeply troubled the other day when I saw all the media attention being given to the LGAU demonstration in front of the fountain. The nature of their organization is such that it can only draw negative attention toward the University. This is the kind of attention that ASU does not need. In addition to demonstrations, Denise Heap and her followers will be filing a discrimination suit against the ASU Senate, only adding more fuel to the fire. Once again, more negative press coverage. Enquiring minds want to know You would think that maybe the LGAU might take into consideration the possible ramifications of their activities. But it seems clear to me they are concerned only with themselves and not the University. I believe that it would be in the best interest of the student body and the University if the LGAU would drop the lawsuit and then cease to exist as an organization. Their intentions seem more malicious than beneficial. I don’t see how they can call themselves a legitimate student organization. We don’t need student organizations based on sexual preference. What will we have next? The CPAU (Child Pornography Academic Union)? Ian Provo Junior, Social Work Ritter: ‘pig-ignoranf artist Editor: I would like to address Mike R itter’s editorial masterpiece of Sept. 28. He depicts a lesbian as “butch” and sporting the Nazi emblem of the swastiKa tatooed on her arm. I write as a concerned heterosexual — concerned for my rights and freedoms, - especially when the same rights and freedoms of others are attacked and denied because they are different. I consider myself fortunate that I have kept informed about homosexuality and related issues, i.e., its history, politics ad lifestyle. It is too bad that you have someone as ignorant, as Mr. Ritter oh your staff. He is an affront to your paper and the University. Were he to bother to educate himself, he would discover that the Nazis began their persecutions of Jews, Catholics and other “ undesirables” by first persecuting homosexuals and “political dissidents.” They wore tatoos, all right — branded numbers identifying them for their oppressors. What, then, Mr. Ritter, does your attitude make you? I strongly recommend that you gain more knowledge and background before considering yourself a political cartoonist. That title is far too lofty for you! I suggest you start with pig-ignorant illustrator and work your way up. Try taking some hisotry and political science courses. I also recommend looking into such courses as “Literature of the Holocaust” and “Hitler: The Man and Legend. ’’ Ariel Pastor Fine Arts E d ito r: I am utterly appalled and disgusted at Mike Ritter’s cartoon of Sept. 29 depicting a lesbian protester. This flagrant display of open bigotry and discrimination representative of the State Press has once again soured my opinion of this paper. I am ashamed that this University that I chose to earn my graduate degree should first insinuate bias by its rejection of certain valid student organizations but then add insult to injury by allowing homophobic propaganda to bias what should be responsible journalism. I can see that for a more educated and som ewhat intelligent, open-minded viewpoint, I may have to resort to a paper such as the National Enquirer. Christine Frederici Social Work ASASU also controversial E d ito r: I would like to congratulate Associated Students of ASU for having successfully alienated the gay and lesbian populaton at ASU. By failing to grant funding to the Lesbian and Gay Academic Union, the ASASU Senate has, in its infinite wisdom, destroyed what little respect some of us had for it. By their own actions, ASASU has shown us that they are a discriminatory as well as a controversial organization. How did they get their funding? If ASASU spent less time waving their constitution, bylaws, Bibles and judging other student organizations, maybe they could find the time to do something useful for the ASU student body. Then again, maybe not. James Rekeweg Interior Architecture Back in the closet E d ito r: I am not a radical. I am not even sure publicly announcing my lifestyle is in my best interest. However, I cannot sit idly by and ignore Mike Ritter’s cartoon about gay women. If you wanted to hurt me, you have succeeded. Never have I seen a more blatantly homophobic cartoon. I am a likeable person. Ask someone who sits next to me in math, economics or anyone of my other classes. You don’t even know me, and yet, you have branded me a “hairy-legged Nazi lesbian.” I accept your apology, and, if none £5 offered, I accept your right to your own opinions. 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She had planned interviews with several m ajor departm ent stores the month she was killed. “Gretchen was excited about being through with school,” Audrey White said. by Berke Breathed BLO O M C O U N T Y •// M T 0K K W im // 1P1PNT MEAN TELL THEY'RE 7heamekrm H THEY'RE KEAPHto THEMWITH A HfNtNOA THEY'RE PÙ0UC... RACIAL SLURCAMPFIRE/ MENINO THEY'RE VERY VOUIN FORMINO. to insult you TELL THEM. msposep. YOUFREW THECARTOON. T im i n 1 EFFIOY. , TM I VERY Maurice White told of Gretchen pleading with him to build a six-story doll house that resembled one she saw at the Smithsonian Institute in 1969. On visits home from ASU, she would apply her skills learned in classes to decorate the house, he said. The 5-foot-2-inch petite blonde was a “smiling, very happy individual and had everything going for her,” David McCray, manager of Cloth World, 1711 E. Southern, where White worked, said in a State Press report a few days after her death. “She got along extremely well with everyone,” he said. 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The truck had been reported stolen and was turned over to Tempe police, police said. •Attempting to make a left turn from Sixth Street onto Alpha Drive, a student plowed down a red-flagged chain erected to block traffic and bent two metal poles Saturday night with his car, police said. The car’s left front quarter panel and grill were smashed in the accident, police said. The student’s car received more than $500 in damages, but no one was hurt, police said. Charges are pending investigation, police said. •An u n k n o w n person slashed four tires and broke the front window and antenna of a student’s car that was parked oh the corner of Alpha Drive and University Drive, police said. Estimated value of the damage is $350, police said. •A gray 1985 Volkswagen sustained $300 in damages after the front windshield was smashed and the front hood was dented and scratched, police said. Police said the student saw a group of people drinking from beer bottles on a balcony a t the northwest side of Ocotillo Residence Hall A-wing. Police said they found two points of impact on the car’s hood, and evidence of broken beer bottles on the ground near the car. •An unknown person broke a glass door, valued at $200, at Sahuaro Residence Hall, police said. Police said a BB gun was used to break the glass. •A men’s red Royce Union 10-speed bicycle, valued at $100, was stolen from the bike racks between the A- and B-wings at Sahuaro Residence HaUJ police said. The bike was locked with a cable and lock-JEhere are no serial numbers on the bike to identify it if police find it. •A student witnessed a hit-and-run car accident, and aided police in apprehending the suspect, police said. The witness took the license plate number down of a 1985 Pontiac Sedan. Police said they telephoned the suspect and the suspect admitted hitting another student’s car and leaving the scene without notifying authorities. Although the car received $50 in damages, the two parties decided to handle financial responsibilities for the damage between themselves. No charges were made, police said. •A student was arrested for assaulting another student during halftime festivities at the football game Saturday night, police said. The student was questioned during the second half of the game and released, police said. Charges are pending investigation. - L A U R E N MILLETTE Tempe police report Tempe police reported the following incidents for the period ending midnight Sunday: , •An officer was dispatched to investigate an attempted shooting of a Tempe man on Sept. 26, police said. The man was accosted by his girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend in the doorway of his home. The attacker swung a fence post at the m an’s face and then pointed a gun at his head and pulled the trigger twice. Police said the .25-caliber chrome automatic handgun misfired or was not loaded. The man ran into a bedroom of his residence, escaped through a window and called police. The attacker fled the scene. •A man with an outstanding w arrant for failure to appear in court on a hit-and-run violation was apprehended when an officer performed a routine traffic check Sept. 27, police said. The man was riding a red 1981 Kawasaki motorcycle at the 1700 block of-Rural Road, when the officer noticed the tags on the license plates where concealed by a metal bar. The man attempted to flee after the officer discovered the outstanding warrant through a traffic check. Several cigarettes containing a green leafy substance were also found in the man’s possession. •Someone removed a Tempe man’s iguana lizard from it’s backyard cage at 230 E. Minton Place on Sept. 24, police said. B y L A U R E N M IL L E T T E S tate Press Hearing set for Tempe man accused in student's death A pre-trial hearing has been set for Oct. 23 for a Tempe man accused of stabbing an ASU student to death during a fight. Roy Young, 850 S. River Drive, pleaded innocent to second degree murder charges Thursday filed in connection with the slaying of Vincent Nieland. He also pleaded innocent to two counts of attempted second degree murder for the stabbing of another student during the incident. . A spokeswoman for the Maricopa County Court iJLUllS T h ^ e^ ! Welcomes the ¡qU ■J**- “ A r iz o n a O p e n Saturday - Sunday Sponsored by October 4,5 W) INDIAN SCHOOL PARK SCOTTSDALE, ARIZONA BEER Miss Lite Deer Bathing Beauty Pageant 1:00 PM Saturday Co-Sponsored by • MMM ©*. IMUWUMII«.wiacomm cfp i oot N IS S A N \ ) p o t »AUCTIONED »V A ..o d .u .n of ™ m ini market 1 1 I 1 é »monca»ovm o u » dynamic a,me., ommmuni.« The lizard is described as 27 inches long, with a short tail and an ability to change colors like a chameleon. •Someone entered a Tempe woman’s apartm ent Sept. 25 and removed items valued at $300, police said. The items stolen were a 35mm Nikon camera, a VCR and several video tapes. The woman said that she never locks the doors to her apartment. Police have no suspects in the case. — D A R R IN H O S T E T L E R Administrator’s Office said Monday Young will appear before Judge Lindsay Budzyn for the pre-trial. Budzyn will also preside at Young’s trial, which is scheduled to begin Nov. 13. She said the pre-trial will give attorneys an opportunity to present more evidence and give the defendant a chance to change his plea. Young, 36, is being held at the Maricopa County Jail on $548,000 bond. Nieland, a 20-year-old justice studies major, died after he was stabbed in the left rib cage and chest during a fight Sept. 7 at the Questa Vida Town Houses. By J.B. SINNO TT State Press Anne Lindeman, the Republican nominee for State Superintedent of Public Instruction, feels ASU is getting “ the short a id of the stick” in the distribution of funds among the three state universities. In a telephone interview Monday, Lindeman said funds distributions have “never been adequate for ASU. ” “ It’s not just in sheer dollars, but in dollars per spaces available,” she said. “I would like to see some long range planning done by the Regents. “ I don’t know that they’ve ever dealt long range (with this issue).” Lindeman also said she expects a cap will be placed on the ASU student population, with the excess student body going to an increased number of branch campuses. “When you look a t the space available, parking and dorm space, it seems inevitable,” Lindeman said. She said the next branch campus is likely to be placed in the Chandler/Gilbert area. Lindeman said the. solution to overcrowding at ASU will probably have students who live on or near campus attending ASU, while commuters will take classes at one of the branch campuses. Lindeman discussed her positions on several other 7 would support locker chocks, but I would not support mandatory drug testing.’ — Anne Lindeman educational issues including drug testing in elementary and secondary schools, the quality of rural education, teacher training at the three universities and her priorities as a member of the Arizona Board of Regents. Speaking on drug testing Lindeman said she did not support mandatory screenings in the schools. “I would support locker checks, but I would not support mandatory drug testing,” she said. She said such testings were subject to error, but added that she would call for strict law enforcement “for anyone selling, using or abusing drugs. ” By The Associated Press Study finds Americans more healthy conscious 1 /3 lb. "SHED" Burger S Satellite TV 11 $2.99! a .m .- ll p.m. 1 2 L a rg e S h rim p $ 2 . 0 0 4 -7 M o n .-F ri. F re e F o o d B ar -j t t Z Q i - J JL # 1 h f N orthw est Corner o f D obson ór U niversity 8 4 4 -S H E D WASHINGTON — Americans are buckling up and dieting more, but less- than half the people exercise regularly, and many have problems with stress, a new government study released Monday concluded. “There is evidence that seat belt use is increasing rapidly,’' the National Center for Health Statistics said in the health study. It found that the percent of adults wearing seat belts most of the time increased from 30 percent in the first three months of 1985 to 41 percent over the last three months. “This no doubt reflects the impact of seat belt legislation in many states during 1985,” said the report, based on a survey of 36.399 households last year. That HEIDI F0GLES0NG Concerning the quality of education in rural school districts, Lindeman said under her leadership in the Arizona Senate, state funds to rural districts have already been increased by giving additional weight to those areas when those funds are allocated. She said a telecommunications system to the rural schools might help increase,.the number of specialized courses taught in those areas. “Hie superintendent should organize and put in place more telecommunications projects,” Lindeman said. She said the courses taught might include foreign languages and special math topics and that the satellite equipment is already available for the program. Lindeman said the educational curricula at the three universities are “in a real state of flux right now. “I think the Legislature felt it was worth watching. The emphasis is to require more liberal arts and less math (for the teaching students). *‘The feeling is that it’s going in the right direction.’’ She said her top two priorities as a member of the Board of Regents would be improving the education programs at ASU, NAU and UA and giving Arizona residents the best access and quality in post-secondary education. “We’re paying the taxes; I, think we should get the services,” Lindeman said. finding contrasted with a preliminary report covering the first half of the year, which said only about one adult in three wears a seat belt. Otherwise, the newly released year-end findings were sim ilar to those reported for the first half of 1985, including concern about weight loss through dieting, failure of most people to exercise and continued reduction in cigarette smoking. Half of the adults responding to the survey reported a t least moderate stress in their lives. The study is designed to look a t Americans’ attitudes, knowledge and actions concerning their own health, with the long-term goal of assessing the nation’s progress between 1985 and 1990. The survey found that 55 percent of men and 42 percent of women consider their weight to be “just about right. ’’ Dr. Ja n ie s K . Howe ABC NEWS ANCHOR announces th e opening o f h is office for th e practice o f chiropractic "An Insiders View" G raduate o f A rizon a S ta te U n iversity & P alm er C ollege o f C h iropractic September 30, 1986 • 7:00 p.m. E. Cochise Rm. in the MU 1000 East Apache Btvd., S u ite 107 Tempe, A rizona 85281 9 0 8 -1 1 0 3 C oll For A ppointm ent P resen ted b y W om en in C om m unication, Inc. fo up mi mi The Arizona State University Chapter of THE HONOR SOCIETY OF PHI KAPPA PHI wishes to notify all members, both active and inactive, that it is preparing for its records a Directory of Members affiliated with Arizona State University. A member need not have been initiated at ASU in order to be listed in the Directory. 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The $1,460 figure represented about onethird of what it would cost to send a delegation of 20 to San Diego for four days, he said. “We have to staff an entire nation at the UN,’’ Zappe said. “That’s eight committees. Three people just can’t do it.” ASASU Activities Vice President LeeAnne Seall said the Model UN Club could receive SUPER DESIGNERS Cut &Shampoo & Style... Perm& Cut & Style . . . . . Manicures. eo Sculptured Nails......... 2 He » i d that Phoenix College has allocated $5,400 for its Model UN delegation. ASU has been designated to represent Spain and Zimbabwe, though the club’s first choice had been Nicaragua, Zappe said. Club Vice President Robert Brem said that if the club cannot raise enough money on its own, ASU will be the only university out of the 70 in the western region not represented at the Model UN. “ I’m not blaming ASASU,” Brem said. “They’re treating us as a club because all they ever see is clubs. “We’re almost an academic team representing ASU. The UN Club goes out and represents ASU, and no one is willing to fund it. It seems football is more important. “This is not a bogus request. If we don’t get the money, we don’t go.” “a very substantial amount of money” for the spring semester in time for the Model UN session . She said the chib.was appropriated less money than it requested this semester because ASASU funds are distributed to clubs on a per-semester basis, and the Model UN does not meet until April. Seall also said the $360 initially awarded to the Model UN Club was “substantially increased from last year’s” appropriation of $150. 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Open 11 W Midnight Sun.-Thun., W 1:30 a.m. Fri.-Sat. e.m. vs. vs. vs. vs. vs. vs. □Eagles vs. □Redskins vs. □Vikings vs. □Buccaneers vs. Dan Schleizter, Top off Steves* fresh, homemade ice cream with 100% natural hot fudge, whipped cream or butterscotch, made fresh daily on the premises. Or choose from over 25 oth er delicious toppings-everything from fresh fruit and crushed cookies to nuts and candy. And m outh off with a m outhful. * □ B ills vs. □C olts vs. □Dolphins vs. Winners: I f o u r hom em ade to p p in g s w ere a n y fre sh e r, th e y ’d ta lk hack! + Chandler SEM ESTER C O U P O N :' Buy a 14” cheese pizza for $4.95 and get two FREE Liters of Coke. We Deliver. 894-MAMA. Then fill out Mama's Pizza Pick Coupon. Give it to your driver. Best picks drawn Tuesday following Sunday's games. 1st Prize: Dinner for two at Mama Gelardi’s. 2nd Prize: Appetizers & Stage Seating, Bombay Bicycle Club Evening Show. 3rd Prize: Lunch for two at Mama Gelardi’s. Good luck a n d g o fo rlt J N am e Address O ffer good Mon.-Wed. Deadlines fo r picks Wad., 12 m idnight before game. N ot valid w ith any other coupon. One coupon par delivery. Ties settled by draw. jl_ P h o n e N o. Page 13 TUKd^JeptemberSg^Jwo State P ress IW H wttwy/ o u iiv r» * * J ASU fullback Charinlng W illiam s, 44, above la lt, forces Me way across the goal line to give A 8U the first score of the game. Right, ASU quarterback Jeff Van Raaphorat, who was stricken w ith five IntereepHone, hands off to tailback Darryl Harris, who ran fo r a career-high 145 yards on 27 carries. Devils’ P ac-10 opener ends in disappointing tie W ashington State quarterback Ed Blount, 10, above, Is chased down by ASU defensive end Talent W right, 9S, during the first quarter. Blount was able to avoid ASU a defense during most of the evening. D ick W llcy/S tatc Press Right, W ashington State running back Kerry Porter struggles during a second quarter run against the pull of ASU defensive players Skip M cClendon, 8S, Shawn Patterson, ST, and tiftasC la rk , 86. Page 14 State Press J ft ig d a ^ S e g t e m b w jj^ J W i Retton announces retirement NEW YORK (AP) — Mary Lou Retton, who vaulted to fame and fortune in the 1984 Olympic Games, said Monday that school will supplant gymnastics in her life now. In announcing her retirement from gymnastics, the 18-year-old Retton said she is close to signing a contract with NBC television to be a commentator on the sport. “My decision to retire was based on my feeling that I have achieved the goals as a gymnast that I set out for myself several years ago,” Retton said at a news conference. “My goals now are toward college. “But I’ll always be a part of gymnastics, whether as a commentator or coaching. “I’ve spent my whole life in the gym — 11 years of hard work. Now I have the rest of my life to do what I want.” Her agent, John Traetta, said her signing with NBC is “just a m atter of time, We’re concerned because she’s so young. But we’re close. “They (NBC) would" like Mary Lou to participate (as a commentator) in all the gymnastics events they do up to and through the ’88 Olympics (in Seoul, South Korea).” In the Los Angeles Games, Retton won the gold medal for individual all-around competition, bronze medals in the floor exercise and uneven parallel bars, and silvers in the vault and team competition. She was named the Associated Press’ Female Athlete of the Year and Sports Illustrated’s Sportsman of the Year along with hurdler Edwin Moses in 1984. She has competed only once since the 1984 Games, in the America Cup in Indianapolis in March 1985 where she won her third straight title. She did not compete with the United States squad a t the World Championships in November 1965 in Montreal. “ Gymnastics is such a discipline . . . that I haven’t been in a formal class situation since the 10th grade,” Retton said. “I had to take correspondence classes to graduate.” As a freshman at the University of Texas, Retton is majoring in communications. “ I took the sum m er off from gymnastics,” she said. “I was physically drained and mentally drained. There have been many days where the stress of the gymanastics world and the business world have been suffocating.” Traetta said Retton “has earned more than any other Olympian,” with the possible exception of basketball star Michael Jordan, although she retains her amateur status. He refused to say how much she has earned, but other sources said she made more than $1 million in 1985 on long-term contracts that have escalating money clauses. Retton has long-term deals with nine corporations, including Eveready batteries, McDonald’s, Sasson, Hasbrough Toys, Pony, Dolby and General Mills, where she is the first woman athlete to promote Wheaties cereal. She also is a spokeswoman for the National Bowling Council, stars on a CBS Records exercise album, and has fiveminute “fitness breaks” on ABC’s Saturday morning’s children programming. In February Retton signed with Humana Inc. to promote the giant hospital chain in television commercials. “A lot of feeling went into my decision to retire,” Retton said. “Ever since I was 8 years old I wanted to compete. I thought I was at my peak in ’84.” She said she hasn’t completely given up gymnastics and has been training and working out on the Texas campus. But she noted the school does not have a gymnastics team. “Everything’s football down there,” she said. Suns’ Jones out at least 60 days with shin injury PHOENIX (AP) — Phoenix Suns’ forward Charles Jones will be out for at least two months with a stress fracture in his left shin, a team spokesman said Monday. An X-ray taken Monday showed there had been a regression in the healing of. the stress fracture, which Jones suffered before the end of last season, team spokesman Tom Ambrose said. Jones, 6-foot-8 and from the University of Louisville, started in 18 games last year and appeared in 43 games. He averaged 4.7 points and 4.5 rebounds per game. He m issed 12 games of last season because of the fracture. Ambrose said medical evaluations in June and July had shown the fracture was virtually healed, and he was allowed to resume light workouts. Ambrose said doctors recommended that Jones not play for two months, then doctors will décide whether he needs surgery to stimulate bone growth. Drafted by the Suns in the second round of the 1984 college draft, Jones is entering his third NBA season. Also Monday, reserve forward Mike Sanders bruised his r i g h t palm during informal team workouts and was expected to be sidelined for at least three days, Ambrose said. The Sun« open their fall camp at NAU on Saturday. LEARN TO FLY AT STELLAR AND EARN *250°° CASH 9 6 1-115 6 THORBECKE'S GYM Special, to w Rales slate press F o r Rent o r Lease A CONDO fo r rant, 2 bedroom , furnished, w alk to ASU, $400 deposit, $530 m o nth ly. C all 9466995 6-9 p.m . w ee kd a ys; 9:00 a.m .-9:00 p.m . weekends.______________________ __ FREE CABLE, m icrow ave, w ith 1-year tease. 2 bedroom , 1Vs bath, $430 m onth. C all 829-1060. C lose to cam pus. FEMALE NEEDED to sublease space at U niversity Tow ers. If interested, please co nta ct Am y, 784-8589.______________ FOUR BEDROOM, tw o bath house near ASU, m ajor appliances, $630. C all 8906577 a fte r 8:00 p.m ._______ STUDIO AND one bedroom im m ediate a va ila b ility. A sk about m ove-ln special. B ike d ista n ce to ASU. Laundry fa c ilitie s , pool, BBO. Regents Park, 1017 E. Apache Bhrd., Tempe. Call 968-2616. VACANCY IN U niversity Tow ers. Room fo r tw o g irls . M icrowave, dishw asher, and pool view . C ell anytim e. 8293603. W ALK TO cam pus. Room available Septem ber 30th. $l80/m onth, kitchen, WD fa c ilitie s . M ike, 9086539 a fte r 5:00 p.m . 112 E. B o n ita Way. ____________ F or Sale DON’T FORGET! AM IGA SOFTWARE, m ust se ll fo r $5 to $15 each. M ost new tlile a In cluding Leader Board G olf. C all N ick a fte r 2:00 p.m . 960-4291. _____________ STATE PRESS "CLASSIFIED AD DEADLINES ARE 3 P.M. 2 DAYS PRIOR . TO INSERTION/ ART/DRAFTING tables, m etal fram e w ith adju sta b le 23x30 sla n t to p . $65 o r both fo r $100.204-1552. _______ ROLEX- PIAGET- C artier- G ucci: Colle ctlo n q u a lity replicas. 234-9810._____ F u r n itu r e CLASSIFIEDS START HERE ALL NEW sofa, loveseats, assorted co lo rs, fa b rics, $199.95. Can deliver. B&Z, 520 £■ R oossveit, 254-4144. A u to m o b ile s 1976 FORD F I 50 Ranger pick-up, PS, PB, AT, cru ise co n tro l, e xcelle nt co n d itio n , >2500.988-4521. 1976 PEUGEOT turbocharged diesel 4-door sedan. Spare fu e l tank. Best o ffe r. 945-1898 e ve n in g s and weekends. 1978 DATSUN 810, M ahim a deep blue, steel ra dia is, 4-speed, C oncord am -fm cassette, >1450 OBO. R ick, 829-8965. 1979 280 ZX 2 + 2 , AT, AC, fu lly loaded, 58K m iles, excelle nt co n d itio n . M ust se ll I $4500.894-0367. 1980 HONDA C ivic wagon, e xcelle nt co n d itio n , ju s t painted, sing le life tim e owner, a ir co n d itio n in g , cassette, reliable. 9 6 8 -3 3 7 5 .__________________ 1981 TOYOTA Truck 4x4, black w ith chrom e w heels, <3475. Tim , 992-5944. BED SALE! Tw in bed and fram e $25, double bed and boxspring $20, sing le tw in m attress $15. C all C raig, 967-4074. BED’S BED’S. A ll sizes: Tw in $49.95; F u ll $59.95; Queen $89.95; K ing $129.95. Never used. Can deliver. Phone orders accepted. B&Z,254-4144. COMPLETE 7-plece bedroom se t $199. Price Includes com plete fu ll size bed, 6-draw er dresser, 2-drawer n ig h t stand, m irro r, and headboard. Can deliver: B&Z, 254-4144. _________| __________ MATTRESS SALE Tw in sets from $49.95, F u ll se ts from $59.95, Queen sets from $89.95, K ings $139. 7 piece bedroom se t com plete $195. 7 piece liv in g room set $259. 5 draw er cheat $39.95, sleeper sofas from $249 plus m uch m ore. 3332 Furniture, 30 W . M ain, M esa, 844-1891; 3332 W. M cDowell, 233-2230- PERFECT CAR fo r student., 1980 Toyota Tercel SR5 hatchback, AC, am -fm stereo, low m ileage, e xcelle nt co n d itio n . M ust see. C all weekdays 9-5, 968-9059, ask fo r Ross. 966-6621 *1 2 °° p e r m o n th *plus 150 one-lime membership fee Only one mile on the bike path off Scottsdale Bridge. THORBECKE’S GYM On the south side o f Curry Road between M iller & Hayden % classifieds 1986 The STATE PRESS d iscla im s a ll reapon s ib llity fo r q u a lity and p rice s o f goods and services o ffe re d in b oth cla ssifie d and display a dvertising by its adver­ tise rs. F u r n itu re STUDENT SPECIAL; S tudent desks $49.95, bookcases $29.95, e nte rta in ­ m ent centers $99.95, com puter desks $59.95, chests $39.95. M uch, m uch m ore. Can delive r. B&Z, 254-4144. TWIN BED com plete, $25; w aterbed king, m irrored headboard, padded side ra ils, $125 OBO; law n m ower, runs w ell, $20. C all 3-5 p.m . o nly. J e ff, 6386003. H e lp Wanted ADVERTISING SALES fo r new national prom otional program . C om m issions p lu s bonus. T raining provided. C all 6376517, Am ertoerd.______ ' ~ . AERONAUTICAL ENGINEERING stu ­ dent, part-tim e w ork h elp ing design hom e-built a irc ra ft. 832-5993. ASU IS ca llin g on y o u !- to Join th e ASU Telefund D rive. Gain va luable/ te le ­ m arketing experience and earn big bucks a t the sam e tim e ! C all 9656754 a lte r 1:00 p.m ., M on-Thurs._________ __ ASU STUDENTS, earn big b ucks in your spare tim e, fu ll o r p art-tim e available. II you have a va lid d rive r's lice n se , ca ll 968-2357 o r 8396478. ___________ ASU STUDENTS- s e ll 14K Sun Devil charm s. Make $13 each. C all S im ply Charm ing, 897-1126. ______ _ BREAKFAST AND lunch w aitresses needed, part-tim e bartender. A pply at: W arehouse C afe, 5444 E. W ashington, P h o e n ix. (one m ile over M ill Ave. b rid g e )._____________________ EXCELLENT INCOME fo r part-tim e home assem bly w ork. For inform a tio n c a ll 5046416003, e xt. 7836. EXCELLENT PART-TIME o p p o rtu n ity w ith consum er a ffa irs group. $5fhour. Sunday 3 6p .m ., M onday through Thursday 4-9p.m . E xce lle n t com ­ m unication s k ills , phone experience required- Pat M urphy, 9-5p.m . Monday through Friday. 258-0055._____________ FLUTE TEACHER, Suzuki background preferred fo r 5 year o ld w ith m usic experience. 962-9534.________________ GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY! No product to stock, no sales, no fu ll-tim e co m m itm en t New concept in m arketing .T h e G old G roup, 996-2297,________ GROUND FLOOR MLM o p p o rtu n ity, fu ll-tim e , part-tim e. Video film classes d u b . W holesale equipm ent. 2756134. HOSTESSfHOST fo r new hom e de­ velopm ent needed. P art-tim e, $4ihour. G reat o p p o rtu n ity. 32nd S t. and B ell Rd. 867-98$8,1060 a m .6 ;0 0 p.m . MARKET RESEARCH, p art-tim e oppor­ tu n ity fo r graduate m arketing student, w ith p o te n tia l fo r long-term executive p o sitio n . New com pany. C all 994-5642 o r 9526514. i i -_____________ A F T E R N O O N E X P A N S IO N PART-TIME • AFTER CLASS $5.50/H our Guaranteed B ic y c le s GOOD U6ED b ikes, from $40 to $125, one great w om an's cruiser. C all Don, 829-9618. ‘ TEMPE BICYCLE Shop, 330 W . Un­ ive rsity, 966-6898 (three blocks w est o f M ill). S port, to u rin g , com m uting, rac­ ing, m ountain, custom -built bikes. Expert repairs. Used bikes. ' ASU student discounts. Our national marketing company has recently expanded its afternoon hour« to conduct survey* for a well-known radio station back East. If you Nave a good, clear speaking voice, enthusiasm, and are available to start immediately, call DEALAMERICA at 894-0264 •Tampa, near ASU •Permanent positions available •Morning ami evenings available also •O ver 60 offices nationwide 10/8 F a ll s e m e s t e r PRODUCTION DEPT. STUDENT HOURLY JOB CARPET IRIMNAIIT MU Lower Level PASTE-UP TECHNICIAN II (News Page Piste-Up) m ust have class o r Job experience m paste-up techniques y o u w m assemble and paste-up an o f the news page elements: tex t, headlines, cutanés and photos. Must be accurate and have the au n ty to foaow w ritten directions and be extrem ely reliable. yo u DAYS It HOURS sun. 2:30 to 6:30 p.m. Mon.-Thurs. 5 p.m. to approx. 10 p.m. PLEASE DO NOT APPLY IP YOU CANNOT WORK THESE PUBLISHED HOURS. Applicants m ust pick up a referral form from Student Em ploy­ m ent In Matthew s Center, and a State Press production Job appli­ cation from the reception desk a t the sta te Press office, base­ m ent o f Matthew s center, persons selected fo r interview w in be caned fo r interview. UNION STATION •Thousands in stock It's a FUN PLACE TO WORK! — 30%-70% off •Hundreds of roomsize remnants' —$29-$69 •W e Deliver •Buy Direct from our Factory MEM IKS W. lu rtay MMm/M. K-uat ■SPriaCM M0-1152 NORTHEAST W lt u M 887-2703 WESTSIDE . M t lH M b tn r ts iM n 289-3261 Mon/Wed/Fri 9:15-1:00 Tues/Thurs 9:15-1:00 Mon/Wed/Fri 10:15-1:30 Tues/Thurs 10:15-1:30 SALARIES TO $3.50 HOURLY POSITION OPENINGS FOR CASHIERS A P PLY A T DiNtiON Sta tio n 8 a.m.-4 p.m. EEO M /F /V /H state Prew Page 15 Tuesday, September 30,1986 classifieds — ■ i H e lp W anted M CI PAR T-TIM E te le m a rk e tln fl p ositions available. P erfect hours fo r students. $5fhour guaranteed plus bonuses! O pp o rtu nity to advance. C all us fo r o ur b en e fits. 4:30-9:00 p.m ., M-F. Adla Personnel S ervices, 246-1143. FOE. No fee. __________________ NATIVE SPEAKING person w ho loves to be w ith ch ild re n . S panish, French, German, o r Japanese. 962-9634. OFFICE GLEANERS needed 15-20 hours per week. Evenings. M ust have car. $4 per hour a fte r tra in in g . Bonuses, pay raises, and advancem ent eppormn ltle s. Leave m essage. 274-0999. PART-TIME POSITION to provide re­ creational a c tiv itie s fo r yo uth . M ust own vehicle fo r tra n sp o rtin g . Call Janet. 934-1991. __________ ' PHOTOGRAPHERS W AN TED : To shoot s o ro rlty/fra te m ity fu n ctio ns. Need 35mm cam era and reliable transportation. In te rvie w s 10-2 and 10-3. C all, 894-6029._______ REAL ESTATE developm ent firm needs part-tim e sales representative. S trict co m m issio n , *4 0 ,0 0 0 p o te n tia l, educational c re d it o p p o rtu n ity. 9904 4 5 0 . _____________________ REAL ESTATE In vestor needs owneroccupied cosigner to help finance. W ill pay *50 0 .9904450. ____________ REAL ESTATE/flnancefgeneral busi­ ness ju n io r w ith em phasis in R.E. Needed to do research/asststant w ork fo r V.P. R.E. developer o f Inn Suites International. C om pletion o f o r current enrollm ent In appraisal 401 preferred. C om puter experience preferred. Posi­ tio n w ill lead to fu ll-tim e sum m er e m p lo y m e n t. F le x ib le h o u rs , 15-25fweek: C all Doug a t 944-1500. RUPTURED DUCK, 3310 N. Hayden, S cottsdale (O abom /Hayden): Bus-boy wanted, n ig h ts. A pply In person. P e r so n a l P e r so n a l S e r v ic e s GET OFF the ground, learn to hang g lid e near scenic F la g sta ff. C all B ill (602)934-6485 (G lendale). N orthe rn Arizona Hang G liders. -______________ BODIE- YOU’RE s till here? Then please ca ll m el I’ ll be w aitin g ... Kathy.________ UNLIMITED LONG distance phone c a lls, $100 per m onth, plus earn $25 m onthly each person you sponsor. 968-8944. HAVE UNWANTED fa cial o r body h a ir rem oved perm anently by e le ctro lysis. Free co n su lta tio n , located in Tempe. C ali Sharon at Desert E lectrolysis C enter 829-7829.____________________ ■“ 24 Hours! S IN G LES C lflS S IP H O N C PHOTOGRAPHER AVAILABLE fo r m ost o f your photo needs. C all Gary at 966-0938 o r leave message.___________ FORMER ASU sta ffe rs- experience w ith APA, MLA and o th e r form ats fo r d isse rta tio n s, theses, term , and re­ search papers. W ord processing, o r let us take your entered disks and p rin t them o u t on o u r IBM com patible, le tte r q u a lity p rin te r. Rates quoted. Members NASS and MAPSS. C all Donna o r Joan, 945-6302. Open Saturdays.___________ SPANISH TUTOR. Dependable. Four years in Latin Am erica. $8 hour. Denice. 839-6901. PROFESSIONAL TYPING Service: term papers, theses, etc. Low rates. Quick turn-around. Pat M otte t, 897-1832._____ T ran sp ortation PROFESSIONAL ACADEMIC wordp ro ce ssin g , b oo ks, th e s e s , d is ­ sertations, d isc storage, le tte r qua lity. / Reasonable rates. Taylor, 964-6689. MASTER SELF-HYPNOSIS and change your life . Sm all groups o r ind ividual sessions available. C all Jim Lane, Ph.d., 966-8610._____________________ L o s t Of* Found FOUND: DOG, sm all blond long-haired m ale, no colla r/ta g s. V ic in ity o f Tyler M all/Palm W alk, Thursday, Septem ber 25. Linda o r A lberta, 965-1292. LOST AND Found ads are free everyday! We lim it them to 20 w ords and run them fo r 2 days. Ju st ca ll the STATE PRESS cla ssifie d departm ent, 965-7572, Monday through Friday, 8:00 a.m.-5:00 p.m.____________ _________ LOST: GOLD and diam ond ring. S entim ental value. C all 898-1488.______ LOST: TH IN s ilv e r w ire -fra m e sunglasses. Reward o ffe re d . Lost in Language and L itera ture b uild in g Thursday, Septem ber 18th. Susan, 345-8738 evenings/weekends. M isc e lla n e o u s a w i .i M i i W i M S Limited Engagement! an io n - RUST BLOOD PART H THE TERMINATOR A d m issio n Only $2.00 ON SCOTTSDALE RD. Just Across The River One Block North o f McKelllps Cal For Show Times 10/3 SALES LADIES needed, fu ll o r parttim e. E xcellent product. Good com m lsslons. C all M el, 946-5375._________ SALES PEOPLE w anted. Cash paid dally. We are busy and need fo u r sales people Im m ediately! *200-350 per week, part-tim e hours 4-9 p.m . Neat appearance a m ust. C all Denny, 699-7463 o r John, 690-1729. SHOE SHINE g irls w anted fo r busy valley lo ca tio n s. C all Bennie a t 9472742 fo r Interview s and tra in in g .______ STUDENTS: EARN a fre e co m pu ter.' C all E.C. System s, 9780315.__________ TEMPE EDUCATIONAL fin a n cia l con­ su ltin g firm Is seeking a part-tim e em ployee fo r 10-15 hours per week. S tarting hours 3 ® ) p.m .-6:00 p.m. (fle xib le). Em ployee w ould be assisting our fin a n cia l co n tro lle r, d u tie s Include some data In p u t on Lotus and general filin g . Prefer a ccounting student. Please ca ll fo r In fo . 968-2900 ext. 395, Patty._____________ ________________ WANTED: PART-TIME o ffic e help, 10-15 hours per week, fle x ib le hours, reliable tra n sp ortatio n Is a m ust. Interview s and 19-3. C all 894-6029. 10-2 WE TRAIN, you g ain ! Do you have ente rta in m e nt e xp e rie n ce ? Trans­ portation? Earn m oney on w eekends as a m obile D.J. C all 996-7779. T y p in g In str u c tio n M o to rcy cles______ 1982 HONDA S liverw ing, w ater cooled, e xcelle nt co n d itio n , w indshield, cover, *1100.635-1258.____________________ 1983 HONDA Express scooter. Great co n d itio n , *225 (a steal). Sheryl, 968-4170, leave message.____________ FOR SALE: Honda Rebel 250cc, 6000 m iles, *1200 OBO. 2204)571.__________ HONDA ELITE 80, w hite , m in t condi­ tio n , m ust se ll, $850. 897-1309 days, 926-6513 evenings. Sharon.___________ HONDA GYRO scooter 1984, 50cc, like new, 1400 m iles, $425. Susan at 230-2296 o r943-1743 p.m .____________ TROUBLE PARKING? S ick p i w alking? Puch M axi m oped, m int co n d itio n , "m u st s e ll” . Best o ffe r. Ron, 994-0730. P e r so n a l ANOREXIA, BULIM IA, com pulsive over eating, private and co n fid e n tia l coun­ seling. Gennie M onroe, ACSW, recovered b u lim ic 437-9420 o r 248-8204. BOB, I know you’re going to be th e best big bro. I'm psyched. Love, Jen.________ CRAIG- I’M so glad you’re my III brother- We’ll be an awesome fa m ily! Cheers! Love, big sis Julie.___________ DIALING 4-MEN I Recorded gay per­ sonal ads. No “ coded” ads. A ll phone num bers! D ial 1-976-4MEN (1-976-4636). C all 24 hours. F irst m inute $.55, each a dd itio na l m inute $.45.______________ DINA, I enjoyed you stealing my W ednesday n ig h t. Please take another. F oxfire 7:00 p.m .________ ,___________ DON’T MISS your o pp o rtu n ity fo r books w ith m eaning. Quo Vadis Books, 122-B U niversity, Tempe. 968-3663. FLEEGER- WHAT’S up? C all me! Ruth, 894-0899. FORAMEN JOHN and Dean, w hat about those m uscles? I’d rather see your ischio-cavem ousl Bones.________ GAY MEN’S ta lk lin e s. 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Obviously there was no consideration given to the fact that non-athletic people do run this course. The P errier Parcourse is a series of 18 exercise stations spaced over a 1.7 mile path on the ASU campus. Each station provides a type of excercise: warm-up, stretching, muscle strengthening, cardiovascular conditioning and cool-down, combined with walking and jogging in between stations. To begin the course, you must know where to get the directions so you can knowingly and willingly proceed to pulverize yourself. Proceed to the racquetball courts and there you will see the big green and white sign. This attractive sign will give you all the information you will need to begin your journey into the unknown land of pain. I decided, as you have probably already guessed, that in order to write an effective stray on the parcourse, I probably should experience it firsthand. Let m e forewarn anybody who attem pts this course, don’t be fooled and go for the tough pars, especially if you are not in the best of shape. Take it from somebody who learned firsthand. I began the course by selecting the Sporting Par. This is the par of medium difficulty. Everything started out easy enough with a simple Achilles stretch. However, it was after Station 1 that things began to be less than sporting. It was on the second station that I knew the rest of the course was not going to be enjoyable. Station 2 was a simple sit and stretch exercise. I proceeded to lay my body on the board when I felt a sharp pain in the back of my thigh. Lo and behold I received the ever-so-popular splinter. I am still trying to figure how it got there. My first big mistake, though, was picking the sporting par. It required that I do twice as many exercises at each station than the beginner par. I could just have seen Mr. Stud here, trying to run the Championship par. I think I would be writing this story from a hospital bed somewhere in Phoenix. I quickly began to realize that this course was not going to be breeze like I thought. . As I lay on the ground trying to pry the splinter from my aching thigh, I begin to have hallucinations that this wimp Would not finish the coursed Much to my suprise, the course did begin to mellow out a little — until I had to start jogging between each station. By the time I finally got to the station, after jogging for what seemed like miles, I was too pooped to pushup. I feared the worst: I was quickly becoming an ASU wimp, fit only to stand by the fountain and ogle the girls, who, at ASU, are in shape. When Station 9 rolled around, I was a whining, defeated, demoralized wimp. If I could have pryed my aching bones off the ground, I might have been able to walk to Station - 10. Needless to say, I cannot boast that I finished the course. However, I did give it my best, painful shot. 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