slate press Voi. 6 9 No. 22 A rizona State University Tempe, Arizona Thursday, Septem ber 25,1 98 6 © Copyright, State Press, 1986 Group co-chair to file discrim ination law suit By K ER R Y F E H R State Press The co-chairwoman of the Lesbian Gay Academic Union said she will file a discrimination suit against Associated Students because the student senate denied “hergrouprunding: — --------- ------ — — Hie senate voted not to fund the group Tuesday, but unanimously approved funding for 69 other campus clubs. LGAU co-chairwoihan Denise Heap said she would file suit against ASASU after discovering her group was not included in die bill. She said she hopes to file a suit in the ASASU Supreme Court by next week. College of Nursing Sen. Weildy Schwartz said the seriate did not fund the LGAU because it is “a controversial issue.” The senate will not fund any activity that “otherwise aligns ASASU into biased sponsorship of a controversial m atter,” according to ASASU’s bylaws. The funding provision was added last spring. LGAU requested $185 to fund three speakers, but were eliminated from the appropriations bill during committee hearings. The senate approved a total of $10,736 for 69 d iffe re n t C am pus ' c lu b s an d -organizations.Debate arose when College of Law Sen. Phil Stanfield asked Schwartz how the committee determined what constituted “controversial” funding. Schwartz said LGAU was a controversial group because the appropriations committee members could not “come together for a vote” during their hearings. But Stanfield said LGAU’s proposed programming was not controversial. Stanfield introduced an amendment to fund the LGAU $145 for speakers slated for November, but it was defeated 16-2. College of Public Programs Sen. Kate Lehman said LGAU members “admitted they were controversial” in a letter sent to the appropriations committee. M ieliM l S cuH y/S M * P m * College of Law senators Phil Stanfield and Ed Rubacha discuss Lesbian Q ay Academ ic Union funding during the Associated Students Senate meeting Tuesday. Lehman said she would like to fund LGAU but it was not permissible under the bylaws. Campus Affairs-Vice President LeeAnne Seal] said ASASU supports programs on subjects, such as AIDS, through other d epartm ents “ but we don’t fund controversial groups.’’ College of Education Sen. Mary Johnson said the bylaws exist because the committee “shouldn’t be put in a place to judge. ” Ten ASU students plead guilty to alcohol charge B y L A U R EN M ILLETTE State Press Ten ASU students pleaded guilty to minor consumption of alcohol in a Tempe Justice Court Tuesday in connection with a drunken brawl on Alpha Drive two weeks ago. According to records that were made public Wednesday, 19 people, 15 of which are ASU students, were arraigned in connection with the Sept. 12 incident that left one ASU police officer with a broken jaw and another with facial cuts. They were brought in on changes of min«»' consumption of alcohol, minor in possession of alcohol, and drinking alcoholic beverages from an open container in public,. Tempe Judge Fred Ackel said. Ackel said three cases were dismissed because the arresting officers wrote down the wrong code numbers on the tickets. Those that pleaded guilty were fined $68.50. each. Ackfel ^ i d 1 sfijffi^ntS^lidurd have been fined up to $500. University Police Detective Alan Zell said three more juvenile-in-possession citations were written, that weekend but have not gone to court. Zell said the number of citations has decreased since fraternity members are monitoring who attends their parties and University police have stationed road blocks at either end Alpha Drive. This past weekend only three minors were cited on juvenjle-in-possession and open container charges, police said. Zell said the biggest problem on the rows dtwMgtiie weekends stem&fromhigh school students looking for college parties. “The word is out that if you are a high school student and need to find someone to buy alcohol for you or a place to meet college women or men, go to Alpha Drive,” he said. “If we could get the point across that these kids are not welcomed, I believe there would be a lot less fights and drinking in the middle of the street. ” He added that police could limit the number of officers patrolling Alpha Drive if high school students stayed away. “We could have made more arrests the two nights of the first weekend of school if "weliad moredffieers, but'because there are so few of us we basically just tried to keep the crowd quiet,” he said. “Last weekend, we only had eight officers over there, compared to the 12 we had there the past few weeks, but 1 think we should maybe have gone with more (last weekend),” he said. Many of the officers have to work overtime and split-shifts during the weekend in order to control the activities on Alpha Drive, he said. Banned Book W eek celebrates freedom to read By T R A C Y S C O T T and A M Y F R IS C H K N EC H T State Press William Shakespeare’s “Romeo and Juliet” was banned because of “dirty situations” and “To Kill a Mockingbird” was restricted because it portrayed blacks “too favorably,” but this week ASU students are being encouraged to read the works. Sept. 20-27 is Banned Books Week, a national celebration of the freedom to read, said Diana Pfaff, a Hayden Library special collections assistant librarian. “ (Banned Books Week) is sort of a contradictory thing where it’s a celebration of the freedom of choice and the freedom to read,” she said, “but it’s called Banned Books Week, so it is worded in a way to stimulate questions and thought.” This year’s theme is ‘The World of Science and Technology — How Free?’, said Linda Wallace, the Ameircan Library Association’s public information director. Wallace said, “Hie attention is focused on the continuing controversy over (Charles) Darwin’s theory of evolution, and the restrictions by the government on access to scientific and technological information. “Right now, there is a governmental trend toward the restrictions on scientific information.” This week, Hayden Library is using a “non-display” — just the words “Banned Book Week” are posted in the display case — to pique students interest, she said. Next week, the library will display a showcase of books that have been banned. inside today D EN ISE H E A P Funding fo r cam pus lesbian and gay groups rem ains “ controversial,” A n a lysis. P age 5. ASU W EATHER Partly clo u d y sk ie s with a high o f 83 degrees. Expected low is 62. A Phoenix public librarian, Sarah McGarry, said, “A lot of people think we are celebrating the banning of books but we are really celebrating the freedom to read. ’’ Wallace said, “It is important to celebrate the freedom to read. People take it for granted, and this is to remind people how precious it is.” Pfaff said banning books is the first step in restricting basic freedoms. ‘‘The attack of the printed word is the tip of the iceberg but is indicative of a larger kind of attempt to restrict thought activity, knowledge, understanding, information, ideas and the list goes on,” she said. But there is more to book banning than restricting rights, Pfaff said. “When people cut out of a book words, phrases or ideas they don’t approve of, they are imposing their own ideas on the minds of man, and people in general,” she said. Although the intent of banning a specific book may be to stop people from reading the book, many times this is not the case, Pfaff said. “One of the best ways to stimulate interest in books is to say ‘no, no, ’ ” Pfaff said. Some of the other works that have come under attack include: “Death of a Salesman,” because of scene with a prostitute; “The Crucible,” because the word “whore” is used; “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn,” because the word “nigger” is used; and “The Ox Bow Incident,” because it is “nothing but a crude cowboy story.” C o m ic s ...................................................12 C la s s if ie d ...............................................18 O pin ion ................................................... 4 A S U P o lic e r e p o r t ....................................9 Tem pe P o lic e re p o rt............................... 10 S p o r t s .....................................................13 T o d a y ...................................................... 2 Today Is a daily calendar of events happening on the ASU campus. Submissions to the calendar should not be confused with Collage, which was a w e e k ly c a le n d a r o f m e e tin g announcements. We no longer print Collage. All entries from clubs about meetings and events happening on campus, or in relation to student life will be accepted. The deadline for Today entries will be 10 a.m., the day before desired publication at the State Press in the basement of Matthews Center. One item per event will be accepted. Today entries are subject to editing due to space limitations or content. Meetings •Phi Al|>ha Delta Pre-Law Organization will meet at 3 p.m. In the MU Cochise Room. The Univeristy of Arizona’s Law School admission department will talk about admission. •Real Estate Association will meet at the Business Administration Building at 4:30 p.m. The topic of discussion will be “ Starting out in Real Estate in the Phoenix Area.” •Feminist United for Action will meet in the MU Yavapai Room at noon. Dr. Christine Wells will speak about current topics in exercise. •Lesbian and Gay Academic Union will meet in the MU Pima Room at 7:30 p.m. Judith Curtis-Mardon of the National Sexual Privacy Challenge will speak. •ASU Soccer Club will meet at the field behind Sahuaro Hall at 4 p.m., for practice. Gammage box office and Dillards’ ticket outlets. •The MU Cinema will show “Out of Africa" and “The Twilight Zone." Showtimes are 4:30,7 and 9:30 p.m. •Through the Leaves, staring ASU faculty members David Vining and David Barker, directed by Bill Akins will be presented at Drama City at 8 p.m. Tickets are $5 and $3 for students and senior citizens, and are available at Gammage box office and Dillards’ ticket outlets. Proceeds benefit the ASU Theater Department’s schalorship fund. Lectures • B .L . D oyle, S a n d ia N a tio n a l Laboratories, dicusses “ Ion Microbeam Analysis in One, Two and Three Dimensions.” The lecture will be held in the Physical Science Building at 4 p.m., Room F-123. Entertainment •New Art String Q u a r t e t made up of ASU faculty members, William Magers, Eugene Lombardi, Takayori Atsumi and Frank Spinosa, will perform at 7:30 p.m. at Recital Hall. •Neil Diamond will perform at the University Activity Center at 8 p.m. Tickets for limited seating behind the Sports •The ASU Volleyball team will play Illinois State at 7:30 p.m. at the Physical A good soaking Shari Berkey (far right), an active sister of Delta Gamma, splashes her pledging sisters after an Initiation activity at the C a d y Mall fountain late Tuesday morning. Splashing In defense Is Jill Corbet, a junior liberal arts major. The pledges had to walk down C a d y M all to the fountain singing, sailed tiny boats around the fountain and then got soaked. Kevin J . L arkln/State P ra ts mail If I* A i l ! B O O K S T O R E o r M U A B (lower level, Memorial Union). D eadline fo r receiving entries Is 10 a.m . M onday, Sept. 29,1986. 1 W inner will be notified by phone. EN TR Y FO R M YOUR NAME PHONE YEARBOOK NAME WHY YOU SUBMITTED THIS NAME The person whose entry is selected w ill be the focus o f a special feature story in the yearbookl G YES! I want to purchase my 1986-87 Y E A R B O O K $20.00 LIMITED SUPPLY. MAKE CHECK PAYABLE TO: ASU YEARBOOK MAIL TO: Student Life Office, ASU Memorial Union Room 48 Box 59 Tempe, AZ 85287 NAME PERMANENT ADDRESS PHONE. (OPTIONAL) Stete Fret» Page 3 Thursday, September 95,1986 Bill may allow firms more tax credits for research gifts By KIM M ATTINGLY State Press A proposed U.S., tax-overhaul bill could give corporations additional deductions for giving money to university research, the executive director of the Arizona Board of Regents said Wednesday. Molly Broad said a new provision in the tax bill will give corporations an additional 20 percent tax credit on their donations to university research and development. The bill, which is scheduled for House debate today, states that all corporate contributions after Jan. 1,1987, in excess of the company’s average contribution between 1981 and 1983, will constitute an additional 20 percent tax credit. For example, if a company’s average contribution to ASU research between 1981 and 1983 was $10,000, and its 1987 donation is $12,000, then the company will receive an additional 20 percent tax deduction on the $2,000. Patrick Burkhart, development officer for the College of Engineering, said he thinks the new provision is a step ‘Many nations subsidize their research, and it’s difficult for Am erican com panies to com pete.’ affect ASU. “This type of a tax incentive generally applies to budgeting for corporate and university research on a corporatewide basis,” he said. “People we usually deal with don’t consider the tax credit as the uppermost priority in their decision. — Patrick Burkhart “They are more interested in whether or not we’re going to produce research.that somehow benefits their company. ’’ toward keeping the United States competitive with other advancing nations. “The United States recognizes that from a technological perspective we have problems competing with Japan and Germany,” he said. “Many nations subsidize their research, and it’s difficult for American companies to compete.” Burkhart said research is the key to becoming internationally competitive, and the tax bill’s provision is “a way for America to stimulate research. ’’ But Burkhart said the provision probably will not directly But Burkhart added, “I think it may increase support on an overall basis nationwide because accountants and corporate planners may feel they have more flexibility to donate to universities.” Regarding House debate today, Broad said: “I think the vote count could be tight, but leadership is saying, ‘yes, it should pass.’ ” She added that the bill is “virtually certain to pass in the Senate and the president has already indicated he will sign it.” Computer thefts in MU, Payne Hall baffle University police By LA U R EN M ILLETTE State Press More than $10,500 in ASU computer equip­ ment has been stolen since Monday, and University police say they have no leads in the case. Deputy Chief Doug Bartosh said the police department is stumped by the thefts and has no idea how to stop the thief. “I haven’t dealt with anything like this in the year I’ve been here and don’t know when the last time something like this happened,” Bartosh said. “It is such a waste of money, it’s just too bad we haven’t been able to catch the person or people who are responsible. ’’ Police reported $6,510 in computer equip­ ment and accessories stolen Tuesday night from three rooms in the MU and $4,000 in computer equipment stolen Monday night from Payne Hall. ASU Police Chief C. Russell Duncan said there were no signs of forced entry. He said it is possible the thief used a key to enter the rooms. Bartosh said University police will try to patrol campus heavier and try to be more visible while patrolling. However, because computers are located in so many areas on campus, no particular area can be concen­ trated on. “Unfortunately the computers are spread all over campus,” Bartosh said. “If they were in one place, we could heavily man that area and see to it that this doesn’t hap­ pen again.” Ray Jensen, director of purchasing, said the departments that the computers were By The Associated Press State to provide needy with free phone service PHOENIX — More than 1,500 Arizona households will begin getting free telephone service in November under a pilot program sponsored by the state. Ann Jones of the state Department of Economic Security said needy people in 10 communities will take part in the program, including 149 who previously were without telephone service. “It’s certainly going to make a difference for some of the folks, ” she said Tuesday. The program will operate in Tucson, Green Valley, stolen from will be responsible for replacing the machines. “If they choose to replace the computer equipment and want the University to reim­ burse them, the department must file a claim with the (Arizona) State Risk Management Office, ” he said. “If officials of the state insurance pro­ gram feel it was a legitimate claim after reading the police incident report, the department will be reimbursed.” Marana, Flagstaff, Payson, Sedona, Fredonia, Williams, Cottonwood and on the Fort McDowell Indian Reservation. The Arizona Corporation Commission initiated the program, using $1.6 million that went unclaimed from a $3 million refund that Mountain Bell was ordered to pay its customers in the 10 communities. The money probably will be enough to fund the program for up to three years and possibly longer if interest rates rise and the fund draws more investment revenue, the commissioners believe. A F T E R T H Efeatures G O LD R U SH THURSDA Y NIGHT FRIDAY NIGHT TEA fo r TW O M otion Talent SATURDAY NIGHT form erly the Cowboys Male Dance Revue ANYTHING & EVERYTHING 2 f o r 1 8-midnight $1 Cover L A D IE S O N L Y 75 S treet « fil Thomas Bowl. 1 9 T H T O U R N E E OF A N I M A T I O N 7 Q D jlfe B M B K SHADOW P lA Y Tuesday is KDKB S1 50 Day' State Prêt« M em orial U n io n nets large profit from S A G A con tract _ . - By M IC H A EL R O W ELL Stats P re s s The MU makes about $400,000 a year in profits from the vendors located there, MU Director Maryjo Mertens said. Mertens said SAGA foods gives the MU 12 percent of its profits in additon to paying rent. SAGA Foods' retail division operates 19 specialty shops in the MU. Aside from “The Picture Place,” a photo developing shop, Mertens said “SAGA (foods) is basically our only vendor.” SAGA Retail Food Service Director Bob Agée said the specialty shops in the MU make nearly $3 million a year, and that $400,000 per year is a “good estimate” of « h at they paid the MU. Agee estimated that SAGA feeds about 15,000 of the 29,000 students who pass through the MU each day. Agee said The Delicatessen, Thé Pizza Place and Union Station, a fast food restaurant on the basement level, are the three most popular shops in the MU. Drug study finds crack use limited despite availability in many cities By The Associated Press WASHINGTON — Supplies of crack, the highly potent cocaine derivative, are plen­ tiful in at least a dozen major U.S. cities, but use of the illegal drug is not as widespread as is generally believed, the Drug Enforce­ ment Administration said Wednesday. In a study based on reports from its of­ fices around the country, the DEA said crack is “readily available” in Atlanta, Boston, Detroit, Houston, Kansas City, Miami, New York, Newark, N.J., San Diego, San Francisco, Seattle and St. Louis. In Detroit, the DEA report said, there are smoke houses where the user, for a fee, is given a room and equipment with which to smoke crack that has been purchased at another location. DEA offices reported that the drug is available to a lesser extent in Dallas, Denver, Los Angeles, Minneapolis, Phoenix and Washington, D.C. However, the report, titled “The Crack Situation In The United States,” said that crack “generally is not available” in Chicago, New Orleans and Philadelphia. “With tire increased coverage of crack by the media, some cities indicated that atten­ tion might be excessive in relation to the drug problem as a whole,” said the study. Crack is usually produced by dealers who are very close to the retail level. r The 1986 FOREIGN SERVICE OFFICER Room 109. ; n n i/ l T T n iA t l t o t lA I He said Union GStation’s comparable to Burger King’s. food was “I don’t like McDonald’s, but I like Burger • King,” Singh said. SAGA Foods’ contract with the MU expires July 1, 1967. Agee said that SAGA plans submit a proposal for a contract renewal within 60 days. “We’ve been here for 30 years and plan on being here for 30 more,” Agee said. is now accepting applications for the positions of H O S T A N D H O S T E S S C H A I R and C U L T U R E A N D A R T S C H A I R . Responsibilities for H & H C h air w ould entail organizing ushers for various U A C and Gamm age events and supervising the nationally recognized bi-annual Serendipity Arts and Crafts Fair. Responsibilities for Culture and Arts C h a ir w ould entail planning and implementing fine arts programs. P ick up application at the MU Activities C enter (located o n low er level of m u >. Application Deadline: Friday, O c to b e rs, 1986 For additional information, please call 965-M U AB. ijiuifuf c u r r ic u lu m APOCINI H ACUIR»yqtilCf ut NWMHÊ».... f i R S f s e w i j f m •• HAP lìfo BS -101 service of the United States will be dis­ 11 a.m. at the Career Services Building, WV.* MEMORIAL UNION ACTIVITIES BOARD ployment opportunities in the foreign State, on Sept. 26> 1986 at 10 a.m. and m l __ “But then again,” Singh continued, “ I haven’t had that much American food, so I don’t know what’s good and what’s bad.” Singh, who is from India, said he has been in the country four weeks. WRITTEN EXAM IN ATIO N and other em- cussed by Dr. Ann L. 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Grand • 931-3753 Resum es W elcom e ut— rnnwi Date: O ct. 6,1986 Time: 3-5 p.m. Place: M U 212E S ta tt Prct» Page 9 Thursday, Sep temb e r 25.1986 Ita M m u B ic O U P O N w — ASU police report University police reported the following incidents in the 24hour period ending 6:00 a.m. Wednesday: •Police said computer equipment and other items, valued at $6,510, were reported stolen from MU Rooms 180, 182G and 182MI. The following items were taken: two IBM XT terminals; one OKDATA printer; two PACE portable radios; three desk-top chargers; five radio batteries and two leather cases. No serial numbers were given to police. Police said there are no suspects or witnesses. •A silver 1984 Honda motorcycle, valued at $625, was stolen fromLot 64, police said. •Two ASU students had a car collision on the corner of Mill Avenue and Gammage Parkway, police said. One student’s car received $500 in damages to the rear right quarterpanel, and the other student’s car received $300 in damages to the rear right bumper, police said. •Two fraternity members reported witnessing what appeared to be a kidnapping, police said. Police said the students said they were looking south out of a sixth floor window at Manzanita Residence Hall when they saw a group of men jump out of a van and throw a collegeaged white male into the back of it in Lot 46. CO bO "G O O D F O O D The students said they saw eight men “dragging someone who was kicking and screaming” into 6 dark blue van with a white stripe on the side. Police said the kidnapping turned out to be a fraternity prank. 990 968-8575 U N IV E R S IT Y & HARDY TEM PE HOURS: Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri. &. Sat. 11 a.m.-12 midnight Sunday Although the student who had the pack denied knowledge of theft, he gave the pack to the other student, police said. 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However, m anagem ent wished to prosecute all offending students for crim inal dam age because they are concerned about fire safety regulations. Police are investigating the situation. •An officer, was dispatched to investigate a report of possible machine gun fire a t the 1200 block of West Sixth St. oh Sept. 21, police said. Residents in the area said they heard a two to three second burst of automatic gun fire at 7:30 p.m. Police recovered 23 spent shell casings in the street, but attempts to locate where the bullets hit proved futile. One resident said he observed a By The A ssociated Press Study shows high drug use by young doctors, Students BOSTON — Nearly 40 percent of doctors under age 40 admitted in a survey that they used marijuana or cocaine to get high with friends, and a quarter of doctors of all ages said they recently treated themselves with mindaffecting drugs. Overall, more than half .the physicians and threequarters of the medical students who participated in the Harvard University survey said they have used drugs at least once for self-treatment, to get high or to help them stay awake. Only 1 percent of the doctors surveyed said their drug use had ever caused them to give poor care to patients. TIME OUT LOUNGE “Perhaps for the first time,” they wrote, “ appreciable although qmaii proportions of persons entering medicine have histories of extensive drug use and dependence ’’ But they concluded that the drug usé they found “should not be cause for great alarm ,” because it simply reflects growing drug use throughout American life. NO Scratching! Z HAPPY HOUR 3:00-6:00 M-F TIMEOUTLOUNGE M ost. physicians said they use these drugs only occasionally, if at all. But the researchers say medical students and young doctors are more, experienced with drugs than are older physicians. 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State P it H _________ ___________________________________________________________________ Pa3e 11 Universities say animal rights increase lab research costs By College Press Service The animal rights movement — and its success in pushing laws and bans going into effect this fall — is driving up the costs of campus research by convincing more public a n im a l shelters to-stop supplying strays to labs, Various researchers said. “We are not at the critical stage yet, but we will be in the very hear future,” said Susan Wilson, acting director of the division of Animal Resources for UA’s medical school. “Animals will now cost us five to 10 times more,’’she said. At Harvard “a lot of investigators have had to rearrange their budgets or apply for additional funds,” said Dr. Ronald Hunt, the school’s director of animal resources. Wilson estimates the local pound’s refusal to give more animals to Arizona could amount to “a loss of $200,000 to $600,000, not including (lost) research grants.” But while some scientists said the movement’s im pact—which spread quickly through U S. campuses after the 1982 conviction of a University of Maryland used to enhance mankind. They are putting animal values ahead of human values.” The law “will affect the volume and flexibility of research,” he said. University of Chicago spokesm an Jonathan Kleinbard testified last spring that a proposed Chicago law to control the flow of animals into labs would stop “most of the medical research that takes place in this city (on) heart diseases, AIDS, diabetes, accident injuries, etc.” And in July 1985 a group of multiple sclerosis sufferers, known as The Incurably 111 for Animal Research, organized to protest local Arizona shelters’ thenproposed plans to stop selling strays to UA labs. UA’s Wilson said there is no overestimating the impact. “This will affect our teaching program,” she said, “the accreditation at the medical school and ultimately the quality of life in Arizona.” Others think the changes will force the way scientists do research. up, use and throw out. When they became expensive, they were ultimately treated like valuable items.” Harvard’s Hunt does not see the laws helping to save animal lives, however. “We are talking about animals that are going to be destroyed (anyway),” he said. And while Lockwood said dogs bred for research are better anyway because scientists know the animals’ genetic histories, Hunt said, “It is somewhat ridiculous to breed a dog for (research and destruction) when hundreds of thousands are available.” Harvard’s expenses for buying research animals have tripled as the result of a new Massachusetts law prohibiting using pound animals in labs. Tennessee-Memphis said its research animal costs will rise “five to 10 times” after a new animal law goes into effect on Dec. 31. “It’s a ridiculous situation,” said UTMemphis Chancellor Dr. James Hunt. “People prefer to kill (unwanted) animals (in pounds) rather than allow animals to be professor , for cruelty to animals — is ecomonically crippling, others minimize the cost increases and said many schools are adopting new research technologies to réplace animals. Local shelters near the universities of Florida, Tennessee-Memphis, Ohio State and Cal-Davis, among others, recently have stopped supplying free or cheap stray animals for campus experiments. Eleven states in all have outlawed “pound seizures” of animals during the last four years. The Humane Society of the United States, for one, doubts the pounds’ actions will inhibit research or make it more expensive. “No one has local sources for animals,” said a Humane Society spokesperson. “Everyone buys long distance. ” “These (anti-pound seizure) measures have stopped the flow of cheap animals,” said Dr. Randall Lockwood of the society. But they have helped preserve animals, too. “It is parallel to the ban on the importation of rhesus monkeys. They were treated like disposable commodities to pick College enrollments remain stable despite predicted decrease By Collage Press Service WASHINGTON— The American student body will shrink by “less than 1 percent” this school year, the U.S. Department of Education said. But some experts, who have been waiting for the Great R n rn llm e n t Drop of the ’80s for six years now, said they are skeptical that adecrease will occur this year. In its 20th annual back-to-school forecast of national college enrollment released last week,, the department said there are fewer 18- to 22-year-olds — the people traditionally most likelly to enroll as freshmen in colleges — in the populaton at large. But the forecast also said college enrollment probably will not suffer that much from the shortage of 18-year-olds because older, part-time students are registering and will offset what would have been a major population drop, Education Department official Tom Snyder said. “If there’s a drop in college-age students, enrollment overall-will godown,” he said. “By the same token, if there is a rise in another age group, it may balance out” and show no decline at all. In the ’70s, demographers predicted college enrollments would drop precipitously during this decade, forcing as many as 200 campuses to close up for want of 18-year-old matriculants. The first steep drop would come in Fall 1981, the Education Department predicted. It did not happen, largely because a recession pushed many “nontraditional” students — meaning those older than 25—back to school to get deferred degrees or to retrain. National enrollment figures have stayed roughly stable at or around 12.1 million students through the decade, college surveys indicate. Last year, the College Board reported in its annual census released two weeks ago, college enrollment finally fell 2 percent. It was the biggest drop of the decade. One reason may be that “nontraditional” students are not enrolling in as great numbers as before, Education Department official Debra Gerald said. 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M i l l (Across from Gammage) (with coupon) sp o rts Page 13 State P ro » NCAA announces not-so-new program Harris says mandatory drug tests will not affect most major colleges Staff and Wire Reports The National Collegiate Athletic Association announced details Wednesday of a sweeping new drug testing program, but according to ASU athletic director Charles Harris, the change will not affect many major schools. “Most major schools have been testing (the[ athletes in) their major sports already,” Harris said. “If you found more than four out of the top SO schools that weren’t already testing, I’d be surprised. ’’ The NCAA says it will begin screening athletes with this season’s college football bowl games and the 64-team college basketball tournament. Harris said random testing started at ASU about five years ago, and that a mandatory testing and education program was instituted two years ago when he became the athletic director. NCAA Executive Director Walter Byers called the plan“ the most comprehensive and reliable program of any organization in the United States,” saying he hopes it eventually will deter drug abuse on collège and high school campuses across the country. The program will cost about $950,000 to implement in its first yeâr, and the NCAA will contribute $2 million to laboratories that will expand their testing efforts, Byers said. , At the same time, the NCAA will spend $430,000 on a drug education program that will send videotapes and other materials to schools and youth groups. The drug testing will screen athletes for dozens«! substances, including illegal drugs such as cocaine and marijuana, along with steroids, extensive amounts of caffeine and other stimulants, Byers said at a press conference. Byers said urine samples might be taken both before and after games, and if an athlete tests positive for any of the substances, most of which are not controlled under criminal laws, he or she would be declared ineligible. If the test comes after a championship game, a winning team with an athlete testing positive would forfeit the game, he said. The NCAA will not publicly disclose the names of athletes found to test positive. Many people have raised philosophical objections to mandatory testing on grounds of invasion of privacy. But Harris does not find these arguements persuasive. “Athletes, whether they like it or not, are held to higher standards than other people,” Harris said. Harris was behind the testing decision, which he said everyone knew was “only a matter of time.” “If we can get the stigma of drugs taken away from sports by standing up and taking a test once a week, then I think we should do it,” Harris said. The testing eventually will spread to virtually all NCAA- sanctioned intercollegiate sports, including baseball, golf, track, gymnastics, skiing, tennis, rifle competition and others, Byers said. The NCAA will not test athletes during the re g u lar seasons, but only during championship competition. “It’s a leadership program, but I think its impact will be felt throughout the NCAA member institutions,” Byers said. Ruth Berkey, an assistant NCAA executive director, said about 90 universities and colleges had their own drug Charles Harris testing programs, a number that likely has increased since the cocaine intoxication death of University of Maryland basketball star Len Bias in June. Byers brushed aside civil rights questions, saying the drug testing judgments will be subject to appeal, and “ there is a question whether competition in intercollegiate sports is a constitutionally protected right.” “The reason it (the program) is so broad is it is directed to the health and welfare of the student-athlete and directed to assuring equitable and fair competition for national honors, ’’ Byers said. “ It’s designed to give the necessary support for a student-athlete to resist peer pressure to try drugs and competitive pressure to use drugs,” he said. Although many people are opposed to drug testing in theory, Harris said the rules will be followed with few exceptions. “Do you think a team that’s been selected for the Orange Bowl is going to decline to go rather than take the tests?” Harris asked. “There will be a lot of gnashing of teeth, but the bottom line is that people are going to comply.” Washington Cougars not as bad as Walden says I don’t know who Jim Walden thinks he is fooling, but he’s not fooling me. The Washington State football coach makes it sound like ASU will be lin in g up against the blind girls school Saturday night in Sun Devil Stadium instead of a Pac-10 football team. But give us a little credit, will you Jim? We’re all college students here, and the coaches are all intelligent guys. Our elevators go aU the way to the top floor. So what does Walden think he is going to accomplish by talking down his team so badly in his weekly conference call with Valley reporters. He makes it sound as if the Cougars have as much chance of beating ASU as I do of winning a write-in campaign for governor of Arizona. Walden said this year’s version of football at Washington State “is not only not a good team, we’re a bad team. We’re in over our heads against ASU. Even if we play over our heads, we’re still overmatched this week. “We’re playing embarrassing football. It’s been a comedy of errors. We have the worst kickoff team in history. We could pick six kids out of the stands, and it couldn’t be any worse. “In the last two games, the kids just absolutely quit,” he continued. “This bunch threw in the towel, and we’re going to get rid of them. I wouldn’t even recruit these players again. On Monday he held a full-contact scrimmage with the first offense going against the first defense — an unheard of practice, particularly during the season. It is especially surprising since the Cougars already had injury problems. JayTaytor Sports Analysis Editor Gee whiz, Jim , why not just stay in Pullman and phone in the loss? It would be a lot cheaper, easier and the chance of injury would be greatly reduced. Not that if you are to be believed, there is any chance,of an ASU player getting hurt. There’s the rub. Only a blithering idiot would believe Walden’s spewings. But perhaps there is a method to Walden’s madness. Ah, yes, there is. “My plan is to get these kids to feel good about themselves and restore some respectability and some pride,” he said. “Someone has to ja r them back to reality.” Seems like an awfully strange way to restore someone’s respectability and pride by making feel like something you just scraped off the bottom of your shoe. But Walden has not stopped with verbally abusing his players. “The list (of injured players) will get bigger,” he said. “That’s the price you pay for not playing the game the way it’s supposed to be played. We might have only 40 players left to take on this trip. “We’re going to get our brains knocked out anyway. I don’t give a hoot about the rest of the season except to rebuild the dignity of this program. ” Suuurrre you don’t. Walden has long been known for talking his teams down to build the confidence of the opposition. This year he has just raised it to an art form. There is no way Washington State is as bad as Walden says they are. No one could be as bad as he says they are. But let’s look at what Walden has said before previous Devil games. In 1983 the Cougars came to ASU with a 2-4 record. ASU was 4-0-1 and one of the favorites to contend for the Pac-10 Turn to TAYLOR, p a g e 16. UpBriy AHI City editor leaves behind only football team he ever knew For the last two Saturday nights I’ve felt like a twinkie junkie who, no m atter how iard he looks, can’t seem to find anything with a rich,«reamy middle. I need an ASU football fix - and I need me bad. I might as well be an addict landcuffed to a bedpost with a syringe fitting tantalizingly just a few feet away. You see, I’ve been in Denver for the last several months on an internship sponsored by the ever-popular Walter Cronkite School of Journalism and Telecommunication. And while I sit in a dingy no-bedroom apartment and read syrupy press clippings Tim Ahi Quest Columnist about the Broncos and their chances to go to the Super Bowl, all I can manage to think about is 70,000-plus screaming fans in Sun Devil Stadium. And the ironic thing is I didn’t think it would bother me. From June through August, I woke up each morning with a gleam in my eye. As I went through each day in the relative cool of a Denver summer, those of you crgzy enough to stay in Tempe had the 'daily pleasure of trying to survive heat waves capable of melting the bleach out of the average sorority girl’s blond dye-job. The temperature here did not reach 100 degrees once. Quite a thrill for an Arizonaraised cactus-fed guy like myself who had, previous to tins year, never spent a summer out of the Valley of the Sun. But the tables started to turn and the itch «m m back about the time I started to pick up distant rumors of Camp Tontozona and heard college coaches talking about the season’s prospects. ^ I think I finally went over the edge when ASU coach John Cooper told the Phoenix media he thought the Sun Devils had a chance to win the national championship. Boy, did that do it. I started pulling out every piece of Sun Devil memorabilia I could find, and my once brown-and-tancolored apartment turned maroon and gold ad nauseum. It looked like one big tequila sunrise. And once that first Saturday night hit, it T u m to A H L ,p a g * 1 7 . The horses are drowning Da«« Brouk (7) prepare* to M ock a «hot from a UnlverNty of Arizona player (5) during the Sun Oevll«* victory. 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They take on a thankless job in which neither credit nor respeet is thrown their way. “People yell a t us, verbally abuse us and even threaten us,” said Eric Fitzgerald, supervisor of officials. The process an individual must go through to become an official in itself is no easy task. Individuals are required to attend the entire Intramural-Officials’ Clinic. These clinics, as is the case with flag football, can last eight days with a rules exam given at the end. This_clinic deals extensively with the rules and regulations of being an official and the conduct that must be adhered to. Not only must you attend the clinic, but if you become an official, you must also supply your own uniform. This consists of white coaching shorts, a black and white shirt and your own whistle. “The total cost of this in itself can run from $30 to $35,” Fitzgerald said. For anybody who would like to know even more about officiating besides what is offered at the clinic, there is also a class offered at ASU. The class is taught by Ed Trexler, ASU sports officiating specialist, and it trains students in football, volleyball and basketball. This is an official class, so the students also get three credit hours. After all of this the officials are ready to hit the field. “For some officials it will be the first time officiating, and it’s tough to do. Some of the players are your friends, and some of the players have been playing the sport for 13 years and think they know more about it then the official,” Fitzgerald said. There are some 50-60 intramural officials this semester and as is always the case, there are not enough of them. “In the past years we have always had a shortage of officials, and when this happens, many officials have to do two games in one day for any sport,” Fitzgerald added. Even with the shortage, this doesn’t dampen the spirits or the effectiveness of the officials. The one thing, however, that can become a problem is how they handle their friends on and off the field. “We (the officials) walk a delicate line. During the day we can all be friends and everything is great, but once play starts it all changes, especially when one of our officials has to penalize one of their friends. “ The official’s ruling does stand, however, no m atter how well the people! know each other,” Fitzgerald said. Fitzgerald feels the referees end up performing a dual role — psychologist and official. “People come to sports games to relax and have a good time, but the bottom line is that sports are very competitive, and die players always take things out on the officials, and we have to be nice and handle them with care,” Fitzgerald stated. The people who have it the toughest are the women officials. “It is much more difficult for a woman to officiate a men’s game because men don’t accept women in power situations. “Women do turn out, in fact, to be some of our best officials,” Fitzgerald added. ^ a rp e t^ House DORMS, APTS., VANS ALL SIZES USED ROOM SIZES '10&UP NEW CARPET TOO! 1516 E. Van Buren Phoenix O n ly L o w e n b r a u is b re w e d in th e w o r ld s g re a t b e e r d r in k ­ in g c o u n t r ie s . B r e w e d in M u n ic h , in E n g la n d , S w e d e n , C a n a d a , J a p a n , a n d h e re in A m e r ic a . O n ly L o w e n b ra u , b y lic e n s e a n d a u th o rity , m u s t u s e B a v a ria n H a lle rta u h o p s a n d b e c h e c k e d fo r fla v o r a n d q u a lity b y th e b re w m a s te r S o f L o w e n b r a u , M u n ic h . O n ly L o w e n b r a u g iv e s y o u 6 0 0 y e a rs o f B a v a ria n h e rita g e in o n e s m o o th A m e r ic a n b e e r. THIS WORLD C A LLS FOR LOWENBRAU. ONE DOLLAR will buy you a 15-WORD AD in the STATE PRESS PERSONAL SECTION! It’s a g rea t w ay to say hello to som eone yo u ’d lik e to m eet, or say happy birthday to a close frien d , or congratulate som eone ... IT S A GREAT WAY TO COMMUNICATE! Ib is o ffer is good through the m onth o f Septem ber. JUST STOP BY the STA TE PRESS C lassified Counter in th e basem ent o f MATTHEWS CEffTER 8a.m .-5p.m . daily or the C lassified A d Booth a t the MU 11 a .m .1 p.m . daily. VISA • MC • CASH • CHECK STA TE PRESS ii« h ’ m « u «i i i m• Turn to INTRAMURALS, pag* 16. • • •- '' September 25,1986 ' , ' l g , -I Slate Brew _______________ T ay lor__________ C on tin u ed from p a g e 13. title. Walden: “The reason we use the option is because we lack the talent to run anything else. We feel it is a way for us to take a little bit less material farther.” Walden’s ploy worked that year. The Devils played poorly and Washington State won 31-21. Last year the Devils traveled to Pullman to play WSU. The Devils were 4-2, the Cougars 2-5. And although ASU had only won (0N 5 fO 9 O v. CD A8U Q «6 C o lle g e CL < ARCHITECTURAL STUDENT needed to make up existing floor plan and then redesign interior of 1200 sq. ft. house. Changes are creating entry, storage, redesigning of kitchen, master bed­ room, and bath. Creativity a must. 992-2841. ASU STUDENTS, earn big bucks In your spare time, full or part-time available. If you have a valid driver’s license, call 988-2357 or 8358478. PART-TIME POSITION teaching life/self skills to two physically disa­ bled adults In their own home. Kevin, 894-2355. _________. . ■ ,,, PHONE SALES, guaranteed salary plus bonuses up to $7 per hour. Morning and evening shifts available. Young office, i v i miles from campus. Call Dave at 968-5795 for Interview.______________ RETAIL SALES, weekends, western hats and belts. Salary plus commis­ sion, Greyhound Park and Swap. Call Bud, 942-2859._________ SHOE SHINE girls wanted for busy valley locations. Call Bennie at 9472742 for Interviews and training. STUDENTS: PART-TIME work, full-time pay, must have neat personal appear­ ance and be able to follow instructions. Public relations and advertising field. No selling. Must be 18 or over. For interview appointment, call Mr. Dore• man, 10:00 a.m.-2:00 p.m. a t921-9396. ASU STUDENTS- sell 14K Sun Devil charms. Make $13 each. Call Simply Charming, 897-1126. _____ ' ________ WAITRESSES WANTED, sports bar, friendly atmosphere, Dobson and University, accepting applications. Apply In person. __________ BREAKFAST AND lunch waitresses needed, part-time bartender. Apply at: Warehouse Cafe, 5444 E. Washington, Phoenix (one mile’ over Mill Ave. bridge),_____________ j____________ WOODSHED ONE, 19 W. Baseline, Tempe. Friendly neighborhood sports bar, needs doorman. Large applicants only. $5 cash per hour. Apply at The Woodshed One, Baseline and Mill. BUSY TEMPE pizza restaurant hiring part-time delivery drivers. Great earnings for the right people. 966-2605. I n s tr u c tio n CLERKS NEEDED, Scottsdale and Sky Harbor locations. Call for appoint­ ments, 273-3835,9455182,9454)868. NEIL DIAMOND tickets, great floor seats and lower levels for Thursday, 9-25 and Friday, 9-26. Best offer. 921-0220. COCKTAIL WAITRESS. Very nice north Tempe lounge. Part-time nights, age 21 or over. Melody Lounge, Curry Rd. and Scottsdale Rd. 967-9065. ________ MASTER SELF-HYPNOSIS and change your life. Small groups or individual sessions available. Call Jim Lane, Ph.d., 9658810. NEIL DIAMOND, Neil Diamond, Neil Diamond, in concert at ASU this Thursday, Friday. Sold out to general public but we have a few tickets remaining at $25. Call immediately to witness the best concert of 1986. 838-8413,968-6713. DEVIL HOUSE photographer wanted. Male or female. Must be 21 years old, have a winning personality, and a working knowledge of photography. Please apply In person at 430 N. Scottsdale Rd. No phone calls please. DISHWASHER, COOK. Studebaker’s. ROLEX-J PIAGET- Cartier- Gucci: Col­ Apply in person only. 705 S. Rural. See lection quality replica». 234-9810. ... .Mike.. .' — ...... ■ . . Furniture ALL NEW sofa, loveseats, assorted colors, fabrics, $199.95. Can deliver. B iZ , 520 E. Roosevelt, 254-4144.______ BED’S BED’S. All sizes: Twin S49.95; Full $59.95; Queen $89.95; King $129.95. Never used. Can deliver. Phone order» accepted. B&Z, 254-4144. COMPLETE 7-piece bedroom set $199. Price includes complete full size bed, Sdrawer dresser, 2-drawer night stand, mirror, and headboard. Can deliver. B&Z, 254-4144. ____________ MATTRESS SALE. Twin sets from $49.95, Full sets from $59.95, Queen sets from $89.95, Kings $139. 7 piece bedroom set complete $195. 7 piece living room set $259. 5 drawer chest $39.95, sleeper sofas from $249 plus much more. 3332 Furniture, 30 W. Main, Mesa, 844-1891; 3332 W. McDowell, 233-2235. ____________ ~ Help W p r ic e s in t h e 5 0 * s & 6 0 's ADVERTISING/PUBLIC relations. Are you looking for a future with an advertising agency? Would you like to start that future now? This is a ground floor opportunity and one which I’d like to discuss with you. Can G.M.A. Inc., 820-9086. ______________ _ _ _ PART-TIME OFFICE work: filing, typing, and record keeping. Close to campus. 9657810._____ ____________ GET OFF the ground, learn to hang glide near scenic Flagstaff. Call Bill (802)934-6485 (Glendale). Northern Arizona Hang Gliders.__________ - STUDENT SPECIAL: Student desks $49.95, bookcases $29.95, entertain­ ment centers $99.95, computer desks $59.95, chests $39.95. Much, much more. Can deliver. B&Z, 254-4144._____ FOR SALE $7.50 PER hour, junior, senior, and grad students. We need outgoing people for In-person survey work. Saturdays and Sundays. If you enjoy meeting and communicating with people, please call 839-9397._______ - . ADVERTISING SALES for new national promotional program. Commissions plus bonus. Training provided. Call 837-9517, Amerlcard._______________ a n te d NEED A guide on how to study for exams, write a resume, or research paper? It’s all here and it works. Study for exams- $2.75 (plus .25 handling). Resume & Research- $3 (plus .25 handling). Send to: C.M. Studies, 925 E. Greenway, Mesa, AZ 85203.______Li_ STEEL DESK with hutch, $40. 8 foot couch, $35.838-4462._______________ CONDOMINIUMS Help W a n te d CHILDREN’S GROUP home, live-ln attendant position available, working with multiply handicapped. Salary plus room/boardtbenetlts. Kevin, 894-2355. LOVE SEAT, rocker, ottoman set, earth-tones, $75; love seat, chair, and Ottoman, blue and beige, $100. 8971715. _______ _ BROADUJAV TERRACE Help W EARN $ stopping nuclear arms racephoning 3 hours/day, M-F; Sun., 3:30,9:30 (hours flexible). $3.35mour. Call 968-6280 for Interview. ______ FEMALE HELPER needed to work part-time in pizza and sub shop, M-F, ' 12-3 p.m.,$3.50thour. 894-9660. FLUTE TEACHER, Suzuki background preferred for 5 year o ld with music experience. 962-9534. HOUSE CLEANING service: Reliable part-time help, make top money, will traln,.opportunlty to advance. 231-0333. LIVE-IN ATTENDANT tor two .physically disabled adujta. House with pool near ASU. Minimal duties. Room and board. Kevin, 894-2355.______i ■ LOOKING FOR a Job with a future? Part-time retail sales, hours to work around your schedule. $5/hour vs commission, unlimited earnings, male/female, no sales experience necessary. Call Rick, 2458732.____________ MAKE HUNDREDS weekly mailing circularal No quotas, limits! Rush self-addressed, stamped envelope: Am-Mar, 256 Robertson Blvd., Dept. G2, Beverly HHIS.CA 90211. MARKETING RESEARCH Interviewers: Several part-time telephone Inter­ viewers wanted to call from north Scottsdale office, Absolutely no sell­ ing, starting salary $4.25/hour. Ideal for dependable students, no experience needed, will train. Call for details at 4852700. a n te d MODELS NEEDED: Haircutting, styling by international styling team October 20 HOURS A week or more, can 5th and 6th (days). Be at Butter Hair accomodate moat class schedules. .Salon, 7129 £. 1st Ave., Scottsdale,. Mature person to aid In, financial Sunday, October 5th, at noon. analysis of commercial income pro­ . 9652592, __________ ducing property and overall activity related to Real Estate brokerage. NATIVE SPEAKING person who loves Computer skllfs helpful, prefer busi­ to be with children. Spanish, French, ness majors. Class credit available to ’ German, or Japanese. 962-9534.______ Real Estate or finance majors. Contact NOW HjRING full-time and part-time Kathleen Hall or Tracy Ng St 241-9000. typists at Klnko’s Word Processing. $4 Grubb and Ellis Commercial Brokerper hour to start. 9052035.___________ age. Resume preferred._______ . A F T E R N O O N EX P A N S IO N PART-TIM E • A FTER CLASS $5.50/Hour Guaranteed Our national marketing company hat recently expanded its afternoon houra to conduct surveys for a well-known radio station back East. If you have a good, clear speaking voice, enthusiasm, and are available to start Immediately, call D I A L A M E R I C A at 8 9 4 - 0 2 6 4 •Tem po, neer ASU •P erm ettent positions aveitebio •M orning end evenings available also •Over 00 oflicea nationwide io/e L o s t fir* F o u n d LOST: 1986 class ring, black stone, name inside. If found, please call Teresa at 8252153._______ _________ LOST AND Found ads are free everyday! We limit them Uv 20 words and run them for 2 days. Just call the STATE PRESS classified department. 9857572, Monday through Friday, 8:00 a.m.-5:00 p.m._____ '■ : * 1 M iscellaneous ¡ossi Showing through Sundeyl BENHUR THE GREAT ESCAPE SINGING IN THE RAIN A d m is s io n .O n ly $1.50-$2.00 ON SCOTTSDALE RD. One Block North ot M cKellips Just Across The River 9/26 Or Scottsdale Rd. tust north of McKeflips Motorcycles____ 1982 HONDA Silverwing, water cooled» excellent condition, windshield, cover, >1100.836-1256. 1983 HONDA MB5, 30.5K miles, excdllent condition, $310 OBO, in­ cludes helmet. Farooq, 965-3131 o f 835-7233. 1965 HONDA 260 Elite scooter, top of the ling, 2100 miles, $1500. 831-2052, 966-7629. FOR SALE: Honda Rebel 250cc, 6000 miles, $1200080.220-0571. HQNDA MAGNA VF 700cc, shaft drive, liquid cool, black, excellent condition, $1575.991-9621. MOPED, AMF Roadmaster, rune great and only 450 miles. $300. Call Marie, 894-2462. TROUBLE PARKING? 8ick of walking? Puch Maxi moped, mint condition, “ must sell” . Beet offer. 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