thursday M arch 6,1986 H k É d P w' No. 100 " Arizona State University Temp*, Arizona © Copyright, State Press, 1966 Ballot questions OK’d by Senate in spite of veto By KARI BLAND State Press Associated Students of ASU President Dave Varnell said Wednesday the Senate has “reduced student government to a playschool” by overriding his veto of legislation that will place two questions on the April elections ballot. The Senate denied by a 13-3 vote Tuesday night the veto of a bill written by College of Law Sen. Alex Vakula. Because of the override, questions polling students about the color of the “A” oh Tempe Butte and seating at ASU football games will be placed on the ballot. Varnell said: “If the Senate wishes to reduce student government to a playschool that’s their prerogative. Personally, I feel the bill is embarrassing, and I take our education and my vote a little more seriously than some senators. “I obviously feel ASU students are more intelligent and have better things to do than sit around and decide what color an ‘A’ on a mountain should be.” Vakula said the purpose of the bill is to “ increase voter turnout.” “The credibility of ASASU is a little different than we tlunk it is,” Vakula said. “We,have a 3 to 4 percent voter turnout. We have marginal credibility up here a t best. “The only thing that would wreck our credibility now would be waffling out on this” because a veto had been issued, i Vakula said, “Students won’t be stampeding the booths to vote, but it’s not costing us a dime and may increase voter turnout by at least 1 percent.” During his veto message, Varnell said the bill will decrease the credibility of ASASU. “We need to maintain the association’s credibility, and when many perceptions of our organization are built on a few issues around elections time, we need to ensure these issues Tim Esmay, a communication* junior and catcher/infielder for tho 8un D*vll baseball team, puts hi» all Into a picce of gum a* he are critical ones,” he said. watch** hi* teammate* In action. Varnell said the questions should be about more “serious” subjects, such as academic advisement. Maricopa County provides free election booths and ballots ©Today for the ASASU election. College of Liberal Arts Sen. Jeff Lanham said the bill Lot 59 w ill be resurfaced beginning this May with A n alysis. . . . . . . . . . . — 5 would not increase voter turnout because the “questions only landscaping changes and drainage for $2 million. Bloom County........................... 11 appeal to a small minority of students.” Ï Page 3. 15 C lassified ............................ He said the goal of the ASASU should be to increase the C ollag e.. . . — .................... w number of “responsible” voters. ASU’s Christian Life director says rock music is Crossword puzzle............................................. 6 destroying American society. Page 8. Lanham said students who vote to voice opinions on the two Ivory Tow ers..... ............................................... 11 issues will say “Well, as long as I’m here I might as well vote Nationfworld........ ............... 2 The women’s swhtT team heads into action this for a candidate” and not make an informed choice. 4 O pinion................................ Friday in the Sun Devil Championships. Page 19. But College of Public Program Sen. Henry Presseller said, Police rep ort..... 11 “We’re kidding ourselves if we think people vot$ because ASU weather — Sunny today with no change in sight. 13 S p o r ts ........................ they know all the issues. ” The expected high is 88 degrees. The expected low is Today ............ .................,• .......................... 3 Presseller said the questions should be placed on the ballot 59. ■' , a s ,“an experiment” because it is possible that it may increase Voter turnout. Bubblehead V C Director: Club would isolate faculty from students By VICKIE CHACHERE State Press Creating a $1 million ASU faculty club will deteriorate student/faculty relations by isolating educators from students, the interim director of a student state relations departm ent said Wednesday. J.B. Sinnott, the director of Associated Students of ASU’s sta te relations department, said a proposed University faculty club will decrease faculty/student interaction a t a time when ASU officials are trying to improve relations between the two groups. Sinnott said several proposals for the chib, including one to serve alcohol at the facility while serving alcohol is prohibited in the MU, will further strain relations between student and faculty members. Sinnott and state relations members ¡I?! use these funds to fund their recreation Laura Sliffe and Terri Hoffman are in the center.” process of writing a report that addresses He said funds also could be used for student concerns over the establishment of student scholarships or for academic a faculty club at the University. advisement. The club has been under consideration Hoffman said she anticipates “really big since September, when ASU President J. Russell Nelson created a committee to problems” if student funds are used for financing the club. develop preliminary construction and funding plans for the club. “We had to get funding for the recreation Nelson has said he is considering using center, and we aren’t getting any money funds from the ASU bookstore to finance from the administration,” Hoffman said. “It’s kind of a questionable situatimi operations at the club. because they didn’t have the money to give The proposed use of student-generated funds is opposed by ASASU President Dave to the students, but they may have the Varnell, who said the funds should go for money to give the faculty funding. ” / Sinnott said the report is still in the programs that will benefit students. analysis phase and should be released by , Sinnott said: “There are 100 other ways the a id of the month. people can think to spend that money. They Sinnott said serving alcohol at the club get us going-for bonding for the (proposed wjll “become an issue” unless sim ilar student) recreation center, and they want to concesssions are made to students. “Students have been asking for that for a long time,” he said. “I don’t think they took students’ views into account, or they didn’t expect (students) to be concerned.” In a report presented to Nelson, about 75 percent of the faculty members indicated they favor having liquor sewed at the club. “The President expressed that there were issues on this topic that win need to be resolved with the (Arizona) Board of Regents, but he believed that the board was favorably disposed to hear a proposal for the development of a University club,” the report stated. Nelson could not be reached for further comment. Hoffman said: “I don’t think (the administration) is ignoring us. It’s just that they haven’t thought that we would care or that it would be a concern for us.” n a t io n / w o r ld NASA may return to throwaway rockets WASHINGTON (AP) — With dozens of satellites waiting to be launched and the shuttle grounded, NASA may return to throwaway rockets and make room for commercial payloads on the few launch vehicles still on hand. The space agency had contracted to deploy six commercial communications satellites from the shuttle in 1908 and six in 1987. In addition, its biggest customer, the Defense Department, had booked all or part of 12 shuttles in the two-year period. On five of those flights, nothing is known of the cargo, but presumably all inyolved launching one or more satellites. The others were to carry at least 11. __ Although the cause of the Jan. 28 explosion that destroyed the shuttle rhaium gw and its crew has not been determined, NASA officials expect it will be a t least a year before another attem pt is made to launch a shuttle. That has NASA managers looking for other ways to hold onto its customers in an increasingly competitive market. Low interest rates prompt refinancing NEW YORK (AP) — As interest rates for some home mortgages fall to single­ digit levels far the first time in 7% years, homeowners are flocking to cut their payments by refinancing mortgages at the lower rates. Some lenders report a tripling of inquiries and requests for refinancing, as well as a surge in hone buying, all sparked by the sharp fall in interest rates on traditional fixed-rate mortgages. “We’ve had craziness here like everyone else,” said Charlie Ferraro, an p««i«hini vice president for mortgage marketing at Bank of New England in Boston, which is offering 30-year and 15-; || year fixed rate mortgages at below 10 percent. For example, someone holding a 30year, fixed rate mortgage for $80,000 at 13 percent would pay $884.96 a month. Refinancing the entire amount at 10 percent would cut payments to $702.06, a savings of $182.90 a month. Assuming closing costs for - the refinancing totaled 4 percent, or $3,200, the homeowner could recoup the expense of refinancing in about a year and a half. No confirmation given on Yurchenko execution WASHINGTON (AP) — The State Departm ent declined to comment Wednesday on a broadcast report that the Soviets had executed Vitaly Yurchenko, a former KGB agent who re­ defected to the Soviet Union in November after giving Soviet secrets to the United States. National Public Radio quoted an unidentified Reagan adm inistration source as saying that he had received two unconfirmed reports that Soviet authorities executed Yurchenko before a firing squad. : Asked about the news report, State Department spokesman Barnard Kalb said “I don’t have anything on that." At the White House, deputy press secretary Edward Djerejian said, “We have no independent confirmation that Yurchenko was executed in the Soviet Union.” Yurchenko, a Soviet intelligence operative for more than two decades, defected to the United States last August and spent three months being debriefed by CIA officials. D IR E C T D IA M O N D IM P O R T S A N D C U T T E R S Artificial heart recipient mending from surgery TUCSON, Arte. (A P)—Artificial heart recipient Bernadette Chayrez, described by one doctor as “a battler, ■ was in critical but stable condition Wednesday as die recovered from her sixth surgery, hospital officials said. Chayrez, the first person to receive artificial heart implants twice, was returned to surgery Tuesday afternoon to stop massive bleeding in her abtiomfSi, her sixth operation in 29 days, said Nina Trasoff, University Medical Center spokeswoman. , “She looks good,” Dr. Jack Copeland, the chief heart surgeon, was quoted by p a C ' 1 Trasoff as saying. She said Copeland described Chayrez as “very stable, the best die’s looked in several days." ' *' Copeland also said doctors feel they have better control over infections in Chayrez, Trasoff added. After Tuesday’s operation, Copeland ■aid surgeons found several sources of bleeding, including a rupture in the splenic capsule, which covers the spleen, ami some tears in the mesentery, a tissue that carries m ajor blood vessels to and fi^ 0 e b o w e l. Copeland believed the tears could have resulted when surgeons resuscitated Chayrez after a transplanted human heart failed on Feb. 9, Trasoff said. O Koppel to address Stanford 1986 graduates STANFORD, Calif. - “Nighthne” anchorman Ted Koppel will speak at Stanford’s June 15 commencement cérémonies. The Stanford graduate accepted a written invitation from University President Donald Kennedy, ending a drawn-out speaker-selection process that included informal invitations sent to Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev, comedian Bill Cosby and Soviet dissident Andrei Sakharov. • Koppel, who has won fame as the coolheaded referee on ABC-TV’s late-night interview program, told Kennedy that he can imagine no greater honor than speaking to Stanford’s 1966 graduates. “The thought of compelling some of my old professors to listen to me in silent and (at least the appearance of) rapt attention, i s . . . almost enough in itself,” Koppel wrote Kennedy. ¡tfrpinr Class Pesident Leslie Darwin said she is glad the speaker-selection process finally is over. “I’m thrilled to have a commencement speaker,” she said. “We’re pleased to have someone, and I’m happy to have Koppel because I think be’h have a lot to say to the class.” — The Stanford Dally TAKE ADVANTAGE O F SPRING BREAK TO GET YOUR BIKE IN SHAPE pr v u / m . /c FINE J E W E L R Y DIAMONDS! ^ All Sizes + All Shapes! ^ Variety of Qualities! + more to select From than TEN Other Stores COMBINED! 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Parking services allocates $2 million to resurface Lot 59 DAVE ROOK StataPreee ASU officals have alloted $2 million in perking funds to resurface Lot 50 before the fall sem ester begins, the assistant director of parking services said Wednesday. Richard Landreth said, “Let’s face It. Lot 50 has almost 31 percent of all the offcampus parking stalls, and it’s the worst off as far as I’m concerned.” Landreth said the reason why Lot 59 had not been repaired earlier is because of ■problems with funding for the project. “I have received approval from the vice president on the budget council and the president. . . to go into the hole to repair,” Landreth said. “In reviewing a five-year projection for parking, our revenues indicate that if we deficit spend, we can pay By the monies back and get a positive cash flow“ . Bids for construction will go out in early May, and construction is expected to start in the middle of the month, “We anticipate that the lot will be ready for occupancy by August 15,” he said. Landreth said the contract with the rr»mpuny will ensure completion of the lot before the beginning of next semester. “Besides the two-week grace period before the beginning of the fall sem ester, we are prepared to authorize weekend and multishift operations to get the lot completed on time,” he said. But Landreth also expressed some conceria that the monsoon season, which occurs during July and August and accounts for a large amount Of the Valley’s annual rainfall, could set bade the completion date. “ According to our construction managers, the project should not take more than two and a half months,” he said. “But . . . the monsoon season could have an impact on us.” Engineering work for laying out the location of parking stalls, constructing drainage facilities and curbs, landscaping and repairing Packard Drive will be included in the contract, he said. Parking Services has received numerous mmptatnts about Lot 59, he said. “We get a lot of complaints that it (Lot 59) -is ‘pot-hole heaven,’ stall lines aren’t clearly and there is insufficient lighting in the northern end,” h esaid .:. ~” f 9:30 p.m. Admission is $1» □ Deputy County Attorney Hugo Zettler will speak at 3 p.m. In MU room 217. The speech Is open to all students and faculty and is sponsored by Phi Alpha Delta. □ T he Black Student Union will hold a lecture on “Blacks In the Civil Rights Struggle” at 3:45 p.m. In the MU Pinal Room. □ G reg Eastbem from International Playtex will speak on a “typical day’s work in the consum er p ro d u c ts m arket” at 3 p m. In B u sin e ss C0LLE6E GRADS Theresa Karas, a freshman with an undeclared major, said, “My biggest gripe is that you don’t know where the (parking) lines are and (the police) ticket your car anyway.” Albert Tellez, an ASU tram operator for the past four years, said, “Everybody r a m p l a i n s about this tot, especially when it rains because they have trouble getting to their cars. “ (Tram operators) can only go about 5 miles per hour because the potholes are so bad. If I went any faster, the people in the back would bounce all over. ” Landreth said, “This summer will be an inconvenience for some (commuters) but we feel that . . . in the long run, it is well worth the inconvenience.” Administration Building C-wIng room 218. □ Patricia Ebrey, an Asian studies and history professor at the University of Illinois, will speak on “ The Confucianizatlon of the Family: A Focus on Women” at 1:30 p.m. In the MU Navajo Room. □ Career services will hold an Interviewing techniques workshop at 2:30 p.m. in MU room 219. Everyone is welcome. □Young-ho Lee, former Korean minister of sports, will discuss the “1986 Asian Olympics and 1988 Summer Olympics and Two Koreas” at 12:30 p.m. in MU room 222. SUN DEVIL HONDA COMPLETE TRAINING PROVIDED FOR ALL POSITIONS ARŒONA’S FINEST MOTORCYCLE & SCOOTER DEALERSHIP PILOTS — $23,500 start. 20/20 uncorractud vision. All majors. 19-26 years old. NAVIMTORS - $23.500 start. 20/20 correctable vision. All malora. 19-26 years old. 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Yet despite all the trauma, ASU has managed to pull off a near 500-level record with an outstanding 12-2 record at home. - ^ The season wraps up Sunday, with the sun Devils playing UA a t the UAC. It’s the last chance this year to salvage some respect on the court. If ticket sales for the game are any in d i c a t i o n , it looks like we’ll be buried again As if the insult of four consecutive football defeats and two lost Rose Bowl appearances were not enough, the horde from Tucson is coming en masse to pound the last nail in the coffin. The game is probably going to be a sellout - the first of the year. But it will be little comfort to the home team if the crowd is o p in io n a t o l . ? " * * '# * ? * * * « ¡ " T * " * * ^ i T r r — -— . a * m i Kk A oiese secn o w coifffMsed overwhelmingly of rabid UA fans. . .L . . Only a couple hundred ASU students have purchased a ticket for the game versus a couple thousand by Tucson denizens. !N ow the valid argument can be made that we Sun Devils will all be in Mazatlan or the H^nkia« over spring break this weekend while UA has nothing better to do (Do they ever?). It is a point well taken. After all, it’s hard to beat fun in the sun or snow with a mediocre basketball team. W_ But for all those who will remain in the area over break (and there are thousands), serious thought ought to be given to attending this game and lending the support worthy of a Division I program. This is a game of revenge for the football season, and fanatical ASU supporters are needed. There are 500 tickets reserved exclusively for ASU students, which should sellout. Because we all want to see the Sun Devils beat the hell out of those Wildcats. \£SJ> secncM a* C o ttag e P ro » Sendee Possibilities of literature sought in review Editor: ■ , , _ In response to your editorial of Mar. o, i would like to offer that at the inception of “Hayden’s Ferry Review," the Creative Writing Students Organization made some decisions. One of the most heated debato was over the question of a vanity press. Did we want a magazine to feature the best literary talent we could corral or did we want a forum in which to publish ourselves and several hundred, of our closest (talented) friends? Literature is about possibility, we decided, not about fame. lECEttbNSMS USfcX TOteWÈKT CfiMtSR WCttíOftS* M IW Q . CÛWSWW TflW l ew.'ftU AiREET." \ Study not facilited by Hayden Library Zoo Editor: On a recent Saturday I walked to Hayden Library with firm intent. I had four hours to begin and complete an important class assignment. 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W om ens S tu d ie s Program will meet at 1:30 p.m. In the MU Navajo Room for a lecture by Patricia Embrey. Phi A lph a Delta — Pre-Law Fraternity will meet at 3 p.m. in MU room 217 for a speech by Deputy Maricopa County Attorney Hugo Zettler. B lack Student U nion will m eet in the MU Pinal Room at 3:45 p.m. Creative W riting Student A sso cia tio n THURSDAY PI S ig m a E p silo n will hold a sunglasses sale on Cady Mail today and will m eet at 4:30 p.m. in Language and Literature Building room C248. E p isco p a l Canterbury Fellow sh ip will m eet in Danforth Chapel a f t p.m. for evening prayers and singing. A m nesty International will meet at 6:30 p.m. in the MU Apache Room. C o lleg e D em ocrats o f A S U will meet In the MU Gila Room at 7 p.m. for an organizational meeting.] C o lleg e R epu blican s o f A S U will meet at 7:30 p.m. in the MU Pima Room for a speech by Bill Kirkland, author of "Power Cycles.” FRIDAY will offer services for re-entering students at noon In the lower level of the MU. Student H ealth C en ter will hold CPR classes at 2 p.m. In Health Center room 158. Registration for the classes is available at the Center’s Information desk. T h e Re-Entry Con n ection B ata A lp h a P s l Fraternity will m eet at A cco u n tin g 7 p.m. In the MU Alumni Lounge for m eetings with recruiters from major firms. A ll S a in ts C a th o lic Newm an C enter will hold a Spanish Mass at 7:30 p.m. ih the Old Chapel. SUNDAY will hold a worship service at 10:15 a.m. at 1430 S . McAllister Ave. U niversity F e llo w sh ip will hold a meeting for all believers at 4 p.m. at the Ternpe Women’s Club, 13th Street and Mill Avenue. 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Sunday, some goof stole the Utah Jazz road uniforms, along with some o ^ e r equipment from a van in Salt Lake City — just hours before the Jazz were to embark on a fourgame road trip. According to club officials, the stolen equipment is worth approximately $5,000. I have just a couple of questions. F irst of all, where does one fence used basketball uniforms? Secondly, and more interestingly, is there any truth to the rumor that all the Jazz players are going to be supplied with Kryptonite locks for their jockstraps? Serve like a shotgun Martina Navratilova, famed tennis star, was caught with a gun while attempting to board an airplane in San Francisco Sunday. Officials at the airport seized the weapon. Martina said she kept the gun to protect herself from the crime wave that was sweeping her Texas neighborhood. The tiling that puzzled officials was why she needed protection from a Texas crime wave in San Francisco. Writ, no m atter. No one ever said that Czech tennis players were logicians in action. Too many Cats spoil the broth L 2. / Thé last ASU basketball game of the year is fast approaching, and with it probably the only sellout of the season for the Devils. Unfortunately, an inordinate number at the tickets have been sold to fans of the wrong team. A number considerably higher than the 2,000 orignally sent down south have been peddled there. However, it’s not too late for students to come cheer for the Devils to spay the Cats. Although there are no tickets left for sale to the general public, the University has retained 500 to sell to students. That should at least give the home crowd a shot at not being drowned out by the opposition, especially with the band to helpout The game was scheduled on the Sunday before spring break as part of a TV deal. I could get all hacked off at the schedulers for selling out to the big bucks. *But then, if the students don’t support the program anyway, who can blame them? Basketball’s around, no need to waste it Minnesota is looking for a few good men. Twelve, to be exact — just enough for a professional basketball team. A couple of businessmen from the Twin Cities are meeting with NBA commissioner David Stern, and they’re willing to fork out a $100,000deposit to bring hoops to their town. In a related announcement, CBS may bring back “The Mary Tyler Moore Show,” with all the original cast members. I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to see Ted Baxter try to put together a basketball game story. Somehow, though, I don’t think he’ll be able to pull it off with quite the sam e pizzazz as the Valley’s own Fred Kalil. Besides, Murray Slaughter could never come up with nicknames like “Sweet D” and “Hooner” for Ted’s co-workers. I Terrace Road Apartments * TSy vìdeo * ♦ S' WALK TO SCHOOL! 1250 E. A p a c h e Next to the Cold Rush ASU STUDENT SPECIAL FREE MQVIE RENTAL RENT 2 GET 1 FREE. 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You know — the Junkyard Dog, Hillbi Jim , and all those «-World War n other brainless doofbags who look lik< genetic engineering accidents. hat amounts to They attem pt to make a career out phony wrestling. Think about it. You don’t actually think that stuff is real, do you? Anyone with an elementary school education can realize that it’s just a money-making stage show; a sick mockery of the real, competitive sport of wrestling. I mean, how many times can a human, being (if that is indeed what they are) take 400 pounds of weight to the nose— without bleeding or getting bruised? The longest I’ve ever seen anyone take m at kind of punishment was when I watched all three (oops—I lost count) four Rocky movies. One of the most humorous things to see in one of these phony WWF bouts is when a “wrestler” throws his opponent up against the ropes. If you notice, the opponent bounces off the ropes with little resistance and gets dotheslined. And what’s wrong with that? Letting the brainless hero win is what the opponent is told to do, before the match. These brain-dead, unknown challengers get paid to go into the ring and act helpless against the “heroes” like King Kong Bundy (425 pounds of fat), Sgt. Slaughter, Mr. X, or The Animal (who says nothing but “ugh” ) —to name a few. Something else I find humorous is the fact that some people actually pay to see this garbage. It’s one thing to see young children give in to the hero techniques, but grown adults? They scream and yell for handshakes ami autographs just as much as the kids. And i t seems that everyone in the public scene enjoys getting in on the action. For instance, Mr. T — he couldn’t leave his Rocky III appearance and his Saturday morning cartoon as his only productive work. Oh yes, and we can’t forget about Mr. Hulkamania himself, Hulk Hogan, who also made a cameo appearance in Rocky HI and managed to make the cartoon screen. These two have a lot in common. Does this mean that the world will be treated to seeing Mr. T and Hogan teaming up against Sgt. Slaughter and The Animal? The faded-oufj teeney-bopping Cyndi Lauper couldn’t let her alleged singing career be the end of her stardom either. She also made her way to the phony wrestling scene, pairing up with “wrestler manager” Lou Albano. The two represented various wrestlers and did nothing but spice up the plot a little by causing friction with other m anager/wrestler teams. Their friction was certainly a change of pace. It was like watching a skit on “Saturday Night Live.” If humor was intended, then I give them credit for it. CRISP QUALITY COPIES r > 3< NO MINIMUM PAID ADVERTISEMENT Full Service or S e ll Service. 122 Beet University/968-7821 Mon. - Thurs. 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. Fri. and Sat. 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. Sun. 12 noon to 5 p.m. Rinfihops Of The FutueO •8V, a f t « M . 20# papar, sargiasxM Ask M e Foster Tïavel service Since 1888 A Carlson Travel Company ASK US ABOUT OUR FREE SEVEN DAY PARKING Honeymoons Anyway, I have a particular purpose for shunning this phony, stage-show wrestling. This kind of “wrestling” is a bad apple in the barrel of the real sport of wrestling. Let’s not forget it is a sport; it should not be taken advantage of by degenerates who can’t make an honest living. How about you ASU football fans, for instance? Whichwould you pay to see firft—a real football gam e like the Sun Devils in the Rose Bowl or a staged game Ute Hie Hillbilly Jim IQ’s vs. King Kong Bundy's Intelligence Squad? If you chose the form «', Fm sure you’ll be seeing that game someday. If you chose the latter, grow up. After all, staged wrestling matches are just as unfair to honest wrestling as a staged football game would be to honest football. And if you’re an honest wrestling fan and realize it’s just as competitive as any other sport, you probably know that the ASU wrestlers recently won the Pac-10 Championships. Let’s give them some credit for a job well done and support them for the upcoming NCAA Championships. But you don’t even have to be a fan to appreciate the sport. It deserves just as much recognition as any other sport, and it’s unfortunate that some people must use it as a money­ making scheme. If you’re up for a good laugh, I recommend watching the Sunday morning phony bouts. 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C a ll E ric et 3432007,__________ EXCELLEN T EXTRA Income m ailing circu lars. 913380 up w eekly.. Send stamped reply envelope. A-1 M allets: 11020 Ventura BM J. Suite 288, Dept AE3, Studio C ity; 0*91604. M ARKETING M AJO R needed |o Impllm ent m arketing program lo r Insur­ ance brokerage firm near the P arad is* ' valley M all. Prefer perm anent Phoenix resident w ith positive attitude, energy and strong desire to be successfu l. Payment w ill be 94.00 to 95.00 par hour, depending upon experience and ability. * Part tim e hours w ith potential for career growth. C a ll Tony at 257-4525. IF YOU want the opportunity to work, we’ve got It. If you’re tired o f minimum wage and fael your tim e is worth more, pleas* Investigate. Short hours, self determined« schedule, and good pay. . Please c a ll 967-1822 between 2ri)0 pm and 4:00 pm. _________________ ____ IMMEDIATE O PENINGS for students Interested in earning up to 97 p ar hour, gain valuable experience In PR and fund raising; looks gram on your resume. Cam paign for St. Lukes Poison Management Center ca ll 281-8813 SUM M ER EM PLOYM ENT- Colorado Mountain Resort Em ployer la seeking m ale and female applicants fo r Retail Sale*, Food Service and other retail oriented Jobs. Opening* from May thru Septem ber. Located In Estes Park,' Colorado. For further inform ation write: N ational Park V illage North clo Mark S ch lffem s 740 O xford Lane Fort C ollin» , C o 80282.__________________ , YOU TALK- we listen . Immediate openings, c a ll today. MCI com ­ m unications and ADIA personnel have teamed up to hear your voice for fu ll tim e and' part tim e telem arketing positions. If you are energetic, articu­ late, dependable and have a home phone we nead to hear from you! Our benefits Include: Guaranteed 96 per hour plua bonuses, on* week paid training, 925 s ilt* bonus, 928 refsrcsl bonus- c a ll a friend, seven paid holiday*, health/ Ilf* Insurance -and central Phoenix location. C a ll ADIA Personnel Services 2431143. E.O.E. No fee. ANYTIME / PART-TIME $5 to $10 Par Hour • We Fully Train The nation's fln a tt telem arketing firm it now accepting applications for tfie follow ing shift*: 122 E sst University/968-7821 Mon. - Thurs. 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. Fri. enti Set. 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. Sun. 12 noon to 5 p.m. M ORNING AFTERNOO N EVENING O ur ta le s people work in a modern, oom fortable business environment contacting established custom ers on long distance W ATS iinee. Guaranteed salary o r com m ission, whichever is greater, and averages $5 to $19 an hour. We have been in the Valley for over 10 years. O ur Tampa o ffics is located approxim ately five minutes from cam pus. PLEASE CALL DIALAMEMCA FOR DETAILS. 829-1140 ^ Ih* dsadline (or Stato P re ti ciastified M a ptocad al Matthew» Cantar or avar Mw phot» la » a m . taro d ayi prtor la puM icatto«.Thsde»dHnetorAdt piaceri a l th* M em oriti Untori is Mirto day* prior lo puMication. Classilied ratto ara IM O far 15 werda and 10 canto Iqr avtry »orti thortafter «or aach day. Far furttwr Information, cali 9K-7572 3/7 M ARKETING OPPORTUNITY. Unique start up sponsored by Xerox executives to establish business to business telem arketing center, clie n ts are major firm s providing high quality products and services to the fortune 1000. R esp on sibilities include training re­ cruiting, supervising, and developm ent Of m arketing programs. Part tim e now leading to permanent position. Hours flexible, 6am to 11am preferred. 19.00 per Itr. plus bonus based on productiv­ ity . C a ll Ron B ell, 264-4971 or after the, 946-1266. __________ PART TIME help .wanted at The Hob Nob Th rift Shop, 414 South M ill. PART TIME: Graphic arts student needed for spot assignm ents. Further inform ation: Contact O olise Inter­ national, P.O. Box 26933, Tempe A rizona86282._______ Ï . .. PART TIME salesperson. Looking for m arketing student to help w ith new m arketing firm . Advertising and pro­ m otional experience desirable. Com ­ m issions. Send letter o f Inquiry to O o lise International. P.O .Box 26933, Tem pe Arizona 862É2. ________ PART TIME - Background In m arketing, management, or econom ics needed for new m arketing firm . M ust possess good com m unication s k ills, including w riting docum ents. Subm it letter of inquiry to: O olise International, P.O. Box 26933, Tempe, A rizona86282. PER FECT JO B fo r student, evenings and weekends, No sellin g ! C lo se to ASU. Ju st set appointm ents by phone, Great pay. 966-7166, after 3:00 pm. Personal Travel JEN N Y, FO R th s last tim e your syss a rsb lu sIN ip . , JA PA N THREE weak educational tour. Ju ly 6 - 27,1986. $1600. Inform ation ca ll Arlene Kane, 908-1006.___________ , KIM, TH AN KS fo r show ing us your Island. Should wa go back soon to retrieve your Item? Happy Birthday! B .x L _____________ ___ ___________ LINK- A KD form al at the end o f these lines- an Em erald B a il so grand and so fine. A nighttim e o f fun can be yours for a "ye s", M ountain 8hadows Is waitiing. please reply at B Boat! Love, Carol, NEW CREDIT Card! No one refused. VisafM astercard. C a ll 1-619-566-1522, 24 hrs._____________ __________________ PREGNANT? CO NSIDER adoption. We may be able to help w ith housing and m edical expenses. For pressure free counseling at no ch arge,.call Southw­ est A doption Center, Inc. (602) 234-2229 o r 1-80G423-2229. ■ SHAW NA- "JU S T the way you are" next week, A8U Anonym ous.________ ■ SW IMMING PO O LS!! M ovie stars!! W atch out Beverly H ills as Dave Brian and Ian h it sunny C alifornia. TO M Y ATO little bro Ian- w elcom e to the fam ily- your b ig bro Dave. (Beware o f the 18th •realm). ________ " W ATCH FO R STATE PR ESS W EEKLY TRIVIA CONTE8T-EVERY MONDAY­ STARTING M ARCH 24! At last/.. A new store co n cep t sp e cia lizin g in the "latest & hottest” * C a lifo rn ia B e a c h style s fo r w om en! VO ICE STUDENTS: Internationally known tenor R ico Serbo announces form ation Of Phoenix vocal studio. M ajor study areas: vocal coaching em phasizing preparation for vocal com petition* and audition*. Vocal technique, interm ediate through protealonal.CaH 993841«. E A R N EXTRA M O N EY Arizona School of ‘ BARTENDING* Job Placement Assistance Start Any Day Terms Available 2 7 5 -M IX X 4035 e . McDo w ell Minutes From Campus 3/6 J e w d iy Open 2-29-96. 219 E. Baseline Ste. 5 Corner Baseline/Mill • 839-9600 M iscellaneous CO M PUTER FOR rant, IBM and com­ patito»». C a ll 841-9784._____________ Motorcycles 1978 HONDA 250 M T very good co n d itio n , recen tly e m issio n in­ spected, valid ASU parking sticker, 6337873_________________________ ALW AYS AVAILABLE fo r typing. C all Susan at 8388373.______________ . BEST DEAL around! Have English degree, ten years experience and top quality typewriter. 947-0Í99.__________ EXPERIENCED TYPIST. IBM Correct­ ing Selectrfc. Theses, dissertations, term papers. S tyle end spelling corrected. Kathy, 8388783. ________ EXPERT W ORD processlng/typing. $1.25 double spaced page. Rough draft available. Rural/Southem . Fran 838-8027. ________ . FORM ER ASU staffers, term papers, theses, dlsertstion s, professionally, doné on word procesalng equipm ent, fast turn around, sp ellin g punctuation checked, reasonable rates. Donna or Joan 945-6302. _____________ . TO SH ARE tour bedroom house, 9200 par m onth plu s equal share of u tilitie s, 1 m ils from ASU, furnished, nonsmokIng student. 9838270._______________ PRO FESSIO NAL TYPING by form ar w riting lib Instructor. Q uick turn «round 831-243«.___________________ UNIVERSITY TOW ERS! Fem ale nonsm oker needs three cheerful medium studying roommates, tw o bedroom premium. SW view. Get residency! Leave m eeseae983016«._________ __ » — — — — a— — — — — — ______ ACTION RESUM ES- professions! w rit­ ing, editing, printing. Reasonable prices, typsst quality available. Near ASU . c e ll 9834542.______________ _ CARS AV AILABLE - 21 or older. A ll S tstes Drtve-ewey, 882-5200.________^ H AVE UNW ANTED facial o r body Italr removed perm anently by electrolysis. Free consultation, located In Tem ps, C a ll 8hardn at Desert E lectrolysis C en ter8237828. V "" , PHO TO GRAPHER AVAILABLE. Por­ trait*, portfolios, w eddings, etc. Good work. C a ll Gary 0630838 o r leave m essage._________________________ AIRLINE TICKETS. Round trip to San Diego, L A ., Vegae, and E l Peao, $66. A n dy987-6890. ________: 1984 HONDA NIGHTHAW K. Like new, in storage fo r over a year, m ust be assn. 92,250 OBO, phone 9432002, 8231904._________ _________ CAM ERA MIRANDA cenaorex, 50mm, 136mm, 136 portrait, 300mm, le n t case apd carry bag. <200842-1684. IF IT S active you want to go, on your mark, oat aet, ready-QQI________ y ' j v A-1 WORD processing. Books, theses, dissertations, legal, resum es, letters. Q uick turnaround. M esa Secretarial. 844-1876._________________________ PRO FESSIO NAL TYPING service,-term papers, th*sas, * tc„ low ratos, quick turnaround, PM M o W i 897-1832.______ 1983 YAM AH A RIVA 183 B lu e with w indshield and basket. L ik e new, 9700 OBO. B97-8980 after 8.-00.__________ __ ANOREXIA, BULEM IA, com pulsive over eating, privata and confidential counseling. Gönnte Monroe, ACSW , recovered bu lem lo 437-9420 o r 2438204. ... ; V ''Z;:/. A-1 TYPING SEVICE, 15 years ex­ perience $1.50 per page ca ll Linda 962-8075 w ord p ro ce ssin g a lso available._________________________ M ASTER BEDROOM w ith w alk ' In d o sst. Separate bathroom . $275 InCludssutllHI«». C a ll Don 9833728. Travel y-y-ffe $1.75 PER PAG E w ith word processor, professional typist. C a ll M argie W illis, 8344683. . M ALE-FEM ALE nonsm oker to share thra* bedroom s i The Labs», Includes a ll clubhouse am enities. 9225 plus 16 u tilIII»«831-2993.___________ _ Roommate mated 1979 KAW ASAKI 400 13,000 m iles, reliable transportation, 9400. C a ll Scott 8330943_________________________ Personal Typing_________ FO RM ER ASU STAFFER S- w ith lota of understanding and little prices. Term papers, theses, dissertations, pro­ fession ally dona on word processing equipm ent, fast turn around, spalling^ punctuation checked. Donna or Jo a i| 9454302. " ' "r . r ■ NORTHEAST PHOENIX. Word process­ ing. Term papers, th etas, creative resume*. S pellin g, punctuation editad. Lae971-4882 m ornings. Services CASH FOR gold, diam onds and silver. M ill Ave «fowlers 414 8. M ill Ave Suite 104. TICKET FOR sale round trip L X Honolulu L A , $250. C a ll 966-0041. EVERYTHING TYPED. Term papers, resum es, etc... A ll letter quality-rush jobs no problem . C a ll 839-9103. SWIMWEAR Instruction ROUND TRIP ticket. Delta A irlin es, anywhere In continental US. $350 642-1664;* ____________ _______ DOLLAR A PAG E resum es land d ollár a day jobs. Dress your resume for success. 968-3627.___________ _____ PO CKET HUNDREDS weekly m ailing com m ission circu lars! Incredible offer! D etails free! :T A 4125 N. 71st Drive Phx., A z 86033._________ __ STEVEN C A FE and Restaurant is ta k in g « a p p lica tio n s fo r h ost, h o ste sse s, w aiters. E xp e rie n ce necessary. Inquire in person: Tuesday and Thursday, 2:30- 4:30 pm. 4333 N. Brown, Scottsdale. 941-4936._________ MEXICO STUDY vacations, Intensive Spanish or arts, crafts. Escorted groups, 30 days. Cuernavaca, June, or San M iguel A l lends, Ju ly. $1,395 a ll inclusive. Free brochures. (602)2429231. _______________ EUROPE THI8 summer! Four trip s escorted by native speaker European hig h lig h ts (Holland, Germany, Austria, Sw itzerland) B ritish Isles, Scandinavia, France-Switzertand. From $1,800 price Includes roundtiip a ir transportation from Phoenix, land transportation via deluxe m otorcoach, 1st cla ss hotels, tw o m eals daily, taxes, tip s, ate. For free brochure w rite o r ca ll Pater Prase. 928 8. M ill Ave. Tampa 86281.828-7247 after 6 pm o r942-6772. ______ __ PRO FESSIO NAL, ACADEM IC, wordp ro ce ssin g , bo o k, « h u ís , d is ­ sertations, d isc storage, letter quality. Reasonable rate*. Taylor-Lyndsay 984AAAO ooov. QUALITY W ORDPROCE8SING, graph­ ic s, com puterized typesetting. Fast service, cam pus p ick up, delivery. 961-1979._________________________ SHO RT O F TIMET I can help. Re­ asonable. Professional. Guaranteed. Experienced In academ ic, ca ll Je ssie «438744. . ________________ . TYPING AT home, la st, accurate, ca ll Merton 9933867.________ __________ WORD PRO CESSING, storage lo r dissertation*, th esis and term papers. Rush Jobe welcom e. Nancy, 8335572. W ORDPROCESSING- 13 year* ex­ perience. 8chool ptipera, resumes. B u sin e ss reaso n ab le. N orth east P tw n tx , C * ll 277-8182.________■ W ORD W O RK8 W ord Processing, term papera, report*, editing, and graphic*, label«, flyers, resum es, ca ll U se 994-1319,8cottedale._______________ TYPING & WORD PROCESSING •FAST & ACCURATE •FIVE MINUTES FROM HAYDEN LIBRARY (in TheArches) ASU TYPING CENTERV 122 E. UNIV. DR. «967-0900 SAMEDAYSERVICEAVAILABLE 3/e Swimmers to host championship meet By CHRIS MCKAY State Press The women’s swimming team, coming off a successful performance at the Pac-West Championships in Los Angeles, will compete against the Valley’s top swimmers and other nearby colleges this weekend in the Sun Devil Championships. ASU diyes into action Friday a t 3 p.m. at the Mona Plummer Aquatic Center. Hie Championships will conclude Saturday, begnning a t noon. Coach Tim Hill said he looks at this meet as the last chance to make NCAA standards'. “H ie main purpose of this meet is for people to just compete against each other,” he said. “We’ll be trying for some qualifying times.” , ASU will send 10 athletes to the National Championships in Fayetteville, Ark., on March 20, thanks to a productive PacWest showing, where the Sun Devils turned out 53 of 60 individual lifetime bests. Terri Baxter made the NCAA standard in die 200-yard individual medley with a time of 2:05.1 and in the 200-yard backstroke. Caroline Cast qualified for the 200-yard butterfly with a 2:01.7 time. Beda Leirvaag made the 200-yard individual medley standard at 2:06.4 and, although she didn’t qualify, idle swam her lifetime best 100-yard freestyle. Stephanie lis te r will compete in the 100- and 200-yard backstroke events in Fayetteville, and Myra Shaw wilTswim the200-yard breaststroke. Diver Tracy Cox wan the 5-meter dive at the Pac-West Championships and fijushed second in a field of 20 in the onem eter dive. Robyn Benincasa took 14th in both events. They have each made qualifying scores for the NCAA Diving Championships to be held in Albuquerque N.M., next week. “Tracy was just outstanding,” said diving coach Ward O’Connell. “She had a terrific m eet” Baxter, Cast, Leirvaag and Lister, along with Amy Reed, Carolyn Mills, Kristin Brown and Julie Heirberger will all compete in relay events at the NCAA’s. The Sun Devils’ 200-yard medley relay team placed third in the Pac-West Championships to Stanford and UCLA. Their time was the 12th fastest recorded in the nation so far this season. CRISP QUALITY COPHS NO M IN IM UM Full Service or S e if Service. 122 Sect University/968-7821 Mon, • Thurs. 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