Carlin; Oldham W in Election BAI Oldham Friday’s rerun of the surprisingly con­ troversial AS primary turned out to be unsurprising in Hie results as the identical slate of candidates came out on top for the second tim e around. Bob Carlin, recently fined for violating the election code in the invalidated first primary, gained 47 votes this tim e for a total of 597. B ill Oldham was second with 417, a loss of 5 votes from the first elec­ tion. THE OTHER CANDIDATES for the presidential spot and their tallies were Skip Swerdlow w ith 246, demnis dodds w ith 179 and William Fortner w ith 170. In the race for activities vice president, Tom Holmes retained his first place posi­ tion w ith a gain of 20 votes for a total of 787, the highest number of votes received by any candidate. JOHN HERTZ, Student Power candi­ date, also maintained his position on the X general election ballot With a total of 416 votes, a loss of 138 from his previous at­ tempt. Mary Lamberts held down the third place position with 277 votes. The administrative vice presidential race saw the only shift in voting posi­ tion as Stan Wilson moved into the first place slot. WILSON GAINED the leading position w ith a vote total of 559, a loss of 14 votes, from his total in the first primary. Susan Korinek slipped to second in the voting with a loss of 104 votes for a total of 534. The other candidate in the race, Jonas Miller, received 340 votes this outing. Winners in the race for architecture sen­ ator were Lynn Pomeroy with 120 and Jim Garrison with 22. The third candidate, Jim Mikes, received three votes. The victorious candidates w ill square off ' in the general election March 27. Bob Cariin ARIZONA STATE UNIVERSITY Voi. ßHr> No. 78 Tempe, Arizona T uesday, M arch 19, 1968 Apartments Tram To Begin Travels By JANE SIMS A modified two-trailer tram, the third tug in the Sun D evil Tram system, w ill begin operation in three weeks, taxiing east Tempe apartment residents to campus, Richsod Randolph, co-owner of the company, said. The open air gold and red tram w ill run to apartment areas tw ice an hour in response to numerous requests from students, for tram service Residents appealed to Randolph and his partner, David Williams, to schedule the tram east of McAllister Avenue where the two tugs now in operation don’t run. “MOST STUDENTS complained of either having to park their cars a long distance from campus or having to walk because of limited parking space. Once the new tram is in service probably a substantial number of resi­ dents w ill start riding,” said Randolph, a business admin­ istration graduate student The University’s tram service is “the only privately owned transportation system at any university in the world,” he said. “Several other colleges have transporta­ tion systems, but they are all publicy owned to my knowledge.” PRIMARY ELECTION . . . AGAIN — Election Board members put up barriers around the polling area last Friday to prevent election code violations which caused the first primaries to be invalidated. Returns of Hie repeat performance were nearly the same as the first election. Photo by T erry Ross Sociologist Recommends Legalization “If you want to stop the spread of mari­ juana, legalize it,” Dr. Hans Sebald said h o e Thursday. “However, as long as there are law s against drug usage, they should be enforced.” Dr. Sebald; assistant professor of sociolo­ gy, said he would favor marijuana’s legal­ ization because it is relatively mild and w hile illegal, it serves as a symbol of re­ bellion among certain groups. When asked about drug legislation, Dr. Sebald describ­ ed the present laws as “insane.” | i THE REAL danger in a drug lik e mari­ juana is Hie belief that it is a shortcut to Nirvana; Dr. Sebald 'said. He added that there are many who don’t get kicks from marijuana and then try hardline drugs like heroin and opium. Why the great increase in drug usage to­ day? Dr. Sebald thinks the main cause, es­ pecially among the young, is living in an unlovely world. He referred to the prob­ lem as a “revolution” in the sense that so many people, everywhere, are experiment­ ing. Though Dr. Sebald didn’t condemn the use of marijuana, he made quite dear his opposition to another drug — LSD. He call­ ed LSD a very dangerous, unpredictable drug and said it can cause psychological and physiological damage to users. Dr. Seball said legislation controlling LSD isn’t strict enough. There is no fed­ eral law g a in st the possession of LSD, al­ though it cannot be legally manufactured Mkgms country. Since the dedication of ASU’s tram system, the UofA has shown interest in establishing a parallel system, said Randolph. Eventually, he added, the UofA will also establish a tram sys­ tem on campus. “Starting transportation sys­ tems at other Universities won’t be as difficult now that we have a design for the tram, and the system has been proven to be effective,” he , explained. “At large universities where parking space is limited, a transit sys­ tem is perhaps the most prac­ tical solution.” The tram system was develop­ ed primarily for students living far away from the center of campus, Randolph said. Most business comes from long dis­ tance areas such as Sahuaro Hall, the fraternity house areas and College Inn. Randolph and Williams inves­ tigated transportation systems at other universities and con­ tacted Greyhound Bus Co. a t the World’s Fair, Disneyland and four other tram manufacturers before putting their idea into the building stage. FINALLY, after more than two years of planning and de­ signing, the two $15,000 trams built by a Phoenix firm went in­ to operation last week. Teletalk Today Gen. Louis B. Hershey, di-1 rector of the Selective Ser­ vice System, will answer] student questions f r o m ] Washington, D.C. by spe­ cial telephone hookup today as the second in a sends of telelectures. The questions ] will begin at 12:15 p.m. in] the MU ballroom. Paffe 2 Tuesday, March 19, 1968 STATE PRESS Shakespeare Play at Lyceum Comedy to Run for Three Weekends Goldman's Play Tabbed Human Chess Game By TERRY ROSS James Goldman’s comedy, “The Lion in Winter,” can best be characterized as a human chess game, and it was indeed a masterfully played game Fri­ day night' in Gammage audi­ torium. This play concerns a very special kind of chess game — it is the game of succession in the time of England’s King Henry II. IN THIS ERA there was no order of succession for the throne, and Henry had three equally ambitious sons: the weak childlike John (Henry’s favorite), the warrior Richard and Geoffrey, the unemotional master plotter. This sets the stage for poli­ tical maneuvering that ranges from constantly shifting alli­ ances to thoughts of murder. Things become even more complicated when Henry’s wife Eleanor, a near match for Hen­ ry in matters of political in­ trigue,. and King Philip of France join in the game — and to Eleanor and Henry it real­ ly is only a game of “match wits.” THE PROFESSIONALISM of Walter Slezak as Henry and Margaret Phillips as Eleanor made their performances the two outstanding ones. In the play Henry and Ele­ anor are people of great emo­ tional range. It is the ability of Slezak and Miss Phillips to por­ tray this difficult range of emo­ tion from tenderness to mur­ derous rage that makes their skill so obvious. Elizabeth Furley gave a thor­ oughly unconvincing perform­ ance as Henry’s young mis­ tress. It would be kind to say it was uninspired. Fortunately, the role is comparatively minor. But this a n d minor cos­ tume difficulties (obviously vis­ ible zippers on twelfth century clothes) were the only real dis­ appointments in a fine produc­ tion presented as part of Gammage’s “World of the Theatre” series. William Shakespeare’s “A Midsummer Night’s Dream,” be­ gins Thursday at 7:30 p.m. in the Lyceum Theater. The popular comedy will run for three consecutive weekends. The comedy concerns a merry mix-up between the spirit and human world, when the Icing of the underworld, Oberon, played by Jamie Minatto, seeks revenge Wiimi upon his queen Titania, played by Jill Fisher. Other characters in the play are Lysander played by Tim Sullivan; Demetrius, Clyde Rhorig; and their lovers Hermia and Helena, played by Sue Ellixson and Christine Coats. Puck, the main spirit, is played by Allan Grier. The tqjp clowns in the comedy are Bottom, Keith Anderson, and Quince, Dick El­ mmmmm Botany Chairman Appointed Editor Dr. James E. Canright, chair­ man of the botany department, has been appointed editor of the “Morphology and Anatomy of the Vascular Plants” section of the international journal, “Bio­ logical Abstracts.” He succeeds Dr. Adriance S. Foster of UCLA in this editorial position. The journal, published in Phil­ adelphia, provides condensations pf new books and research pa­ pers on biological topics. Class of 6 8 - Men O nly Dr. James E. Canright ( m m m mer. Elmer is in his last seme­ ster at ASU and has been in some 20 university productions. The comedy should be color­ ful with dancing and 16th cen­ tury music. The first three rows of the Lyceum Theater have been moved to the side especial­ ly for this production. The pur­ pose is to provide the audience with a much better view of the action and bring the play closer. 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Dr. Hoult is an idealist: an idealist who discounts the realities of power politics. Dr. Hoult accuses his critics of thinking in simplistic power terms. We believe he does not understand the complexity of powef politics. He, therefore, turns to simplistic idealistic values for his opinions on Vietnam. We would ¡ike to point out some of the faults in idealism that the history of world politics has shown in connection with Vietnam. IDEALISM PROBABLY is more harmful in world politics than a system based upon power relationships. Just as after WWI, today it is the ideal or moral belief to allow all people to have the right of national self-de­ termination such as in Vietnam. We are told that Ho Chi Mihn would have won an election in the south if one had been held in 1954. Some critics say he might even win a free election in the south today. If this is true, should we give in to the idealistic belief that Ho has the right to govern South Vietnam? Nonsense! Wilson implemented this same ide­ alistic belief after WWI with disastrous re­ sults. He allowed the population of central Europe to form countries the way they wished without reference to the realities of power politics. The result for Europe was that Ger­ many was able to gobble up all politically weak states because it was more powerful. We wonder what the world would look like today if Wilson had ignored idealism and forced all these states of central Europe into a federated state against German power. The point is idealism such as national self-deter­ mination in Vietnam has to be subordinated to a higher interest of power politics to pre­ vent the whole world entering WW III. Let’s learn from experience. Another idealistic belief of Dr. Hoult’s fe / that we shouldn’t support undemocratic gov­ ernments. He uses as examples of this our support of “fascist” Ky of South Viotham and the undemocratic governments ofLatin Amer­ ica. The people of most underdeveloped coun­ tries don’t give a damn, more often than not, who rules them; they are more interested in where the necessities of life are coming from. These necessitiescan sometimes be better provided by a stable dictatorship than an everchanging unstable democratic government (e. g. BrazU). If we don’t support dictator­ ships occasionally rather than democratic gov- ernments, we may find the people turning to communism for the economic stability needed for the necessities of life. We must emphasize that this is not a blanket approval of all dictatorships but each should be analyzed ac­ cording to its role in overall U.S. policy. Turning briefly, however, to Professor Hoult’s criticism of the Saigon Regime and . its undemocratic practices, we believe he has misplaced his priorities. A country torn by the brutality of guerilla warfare is hardly a hospitable arena to implement such a fragile instrument as Democracy. The fact that Viet­ namese elections were not a paragon of a free people casting unimpaired votes should be no surprise. We dare say that the U.S. with 300 years of evolving democratic culture could not, in fact would not, under the cir­ cumstances existing in South Vietnam, attempt an open election. (A pertinent note of interest is the fact that Great Britain did not hold an election in WW II, in effect doubling the legal life of the 1936 parliament. Democ­ racy generally requires the combination of sociological factors including high literacy, economic development, an open class sys­ tem, and a general propensity to partici­ pate in voluntary organizations, all of which is seriously lacking in South Vietnam. We agree that abuses and injustices are ram­ pant in Vietnam but we would hesitate at applying the latest Supreme Court Decisions to this tiny country. FINALLY WE WOULD like to suggest that Dr. Hoult’s idealism will lead us into more war in the long run than we are engaged in now. I remember Dr. Hoult saying in a recent faculty debate that he had to remember that he could not save the world in an hour. We wish to warn everyone against idealists who are out to save the world (whether they be Adolf Hitler or Woodrow Wilson). Their fanati­ cism for ideals leads to conflict. In the 100 y6ars between 1815 and 1914 in which power politics and not idealism dominated Europe, we lacked a really major European-wide war. With the rise of idealism, we have already experienced two world wars. We know that our thesis in this article is hard to accept for college students. Our Ideal­ ism is at its heights in college. Students have learned about the injustices of the world and want to change them. May we suggest, though, that everyone should examine their ideals so that they are firmly, grounded in reality. If they are not, their ideals can do nothing for reality but destroy it. EARL CARVER, DON JONES ELECTION------------------- :-----------------Editor: This election has proven many things — regardless of whether anyone cares or not. It shows that student government on this cam­ pus exists for and by itself, and not for the student. It shows that its decisions are pro­ ducts not of student needs, but of self inter­ est. It shows that these arbitrary decisions are made simply to induce expediency and to insure continued propagation of their power structure Only through the diligent efforts of a jew concerned students has this farcical jaorry- go-government been exposed and its inconsis­ tencies been challenged. As a candidate for ASASU president, I was unsuccessful in the primary election. I am not equipped financially, nor did I have the time, to contact students through another for­ mal campaign, for the secondary primary election. I am confident that other candidates will fill student ears with their hollow philosophies. Students listen — but will not hear. They look — but will not see. But will they vote — or will they? •* DENNIS R. DODD Editor William S. Thomas Managing Editor David Anderson Copy Editors___ Asst. Campus EditorFeature Editin' Athia Hardt Tuesday, March. 19, 1968 STATE PRESS Page 4 Campus Editor Linda Cottam Larry Ross, Terry Ross, Elliott Perritt .Dave Gurzenski News Editor William Cushing Advertising Manager Weekend Editors____ _____Hal Hubele __ Jerry Kemper, Edythe Edgar Mechanical Compositor- ___ Tom McCrea Sports Editor Bill Jackson Faculty Advisor Prof. Robert E. Lance Photo Editin' Wendell Peacock J V ..... ■ft. J 9 t V Captain Fenwick's MAILBOX The State Press has finally telligent reading, we have a heard from Hanoi — by way of couple of recommendations. The March issue of Atlantic is de­ Cuba. The friendly Castroites, who voted to a lengthy essay on “Sup­ have sent us a weekly called ernation in Peace and War.” “Granma” for almost a year, Several sections involve Phoe­ mailed us an extra bonus re­ nix, including some delightful cently: a copy of the Vietnam satire on the senility of the Sun Courier, an “information week­ City saga. Meanwhile, an experiment ly” from Hanoi. WE’VE HEARD of exagger­ called New American Review ated war reports before, but has b e g u n in the last few nothing can top the claims of months. It features magazine this four - page tissue' paper content (essays, poetry, fiction) goody about the recent Vietcong in paperback book form. THE FIRST two issues, sell­ offensive: “All the 14 million people of South Vietnam, burn­ ing for 75 cents a copy, featur­ ing with an offensive mettle, ed some extremely erudite po­ rushed forward wave after wave, litical pieces and cinema com­ overwhelmed the enemy and mentaries. Issue (or volume) 3 scored marvelous exploits never should be out soon; it’s recom­ seen in the war of resistance mended for thoughtful intellectu­ against U.S. aggression. . .” als. Meanwhile, the Associated Both sides claim that a ma­ jority of the Vietnamese people Students of the University of support them, but all 14 mil­ New Mexico have ably demon­ lion? There wasn’t a single strated by mail that ours is not peasant who liked Uncle Sam a the most bumbling and profli­ little? Hmmm. gate s t u d e n t government Occasionally, the English used around. in the Courier falters some­ The UofNM has just issued what. One paragraph, evidently its 1968 Thunderbird, a thin plas­ discussing Vietcong attacks on tic record featuring readings of sensitive American positions, a dozen poems, most of them c a l l e d them “sensible posi­ obscure and poorly written. tions.” Probably the only one in the AND SINCE the Thieu-Ky gov­ bunch with serious import is ernment is consistently denoun­ “Love on KQEO,” an appeal to ced as a collection of puppets, preserve the meanings of words. this newspaper has more ref- But if you really want to blow erences to puppets than a Punch _ your mind, listen to the littleand Judy show. ' girl voice of Robin Lampman For those who desire more in- reading “Jellybean Revolution.” o \o o To bring us all up to date, here are some recent graffiti buttons: Tolkein is Hobbit-Forming Transmogrify Thank God I’m an Atheist Yield Right Away (road sign) And especially appropriate to aB of us: God Is AUve, He Just Couldn’t Find A Parking Space. i 1 i ; i ■*1 v < - '* -> •t à T * V, Page S T uesday, M arch 19,1968 T r Palm Reading A n a lysis — G ood Dollar Investment 'Long Journey Forecast By DENNIS HODGES 2C*‘ t V She leaned forward in h e r chair, a deep shadow fell over her face, and in a high monotone voice she spoke in staccato fashion: “You are going on a long jour­ ney,’* she said, nervously chew­ ing on the corner of her lower lip. “You understand?” SHE WAITED FOR my nod, then continued: “But this will be a good jour­ ney. You will not be alone and you will be very happy.” And so began a three-minute session with a tiny woman who says she is from India, and is gifted with the ability to predict the future. She is a palm reader. AWARE OF THE virtues of ad­ vertising, the tiny fortune teller runs a four-line ad in the classi­ fied section of the State Press, an ad which caught this report­ er’s attention. “I wonder what it would be like to have my palm read,” I thought, as I sat drinking a cup of coffee in the Devil’s Den Fri­ day night. The ad said E a s t Baseline Road — not really too far away. Minutes later I found myself driving south on Mill Avenue. 4 1 l / I ■*l W < - ' * -> v*»'° / <1 •t *$}I** à dashing p a n g inO g It got reached gan to tu n , splattered an tny 1? ” RECOLLECTKXKS Frankenstein mind as I I could banging of the bent fignre et as ligh tn in g A short such notions, lone, well-fit to the edge of the were two each with a large red No bent figure o f ; an, but an attractive an greeted me at tee I TOLD HER I my palm read as sled for the ma on the price. “I said finally, “I ^ * e yon $5 read­ ing for only $L” We sat a corner of the large ing hold of dollar in it, it and good fw lw r, you.” She tod looked up. “Y< I understood. have three — MonFriday. I dass SURVEIED every fine in told me really pre­ looking at a palm? No one the fact re­ pay as much to hear about Many of them, I’m they hear. I don’t know, it became was very Listening, Participation To Be Theme at Festival “Listening, Observing, Parti­ cipating,' Learning and Enjoy­ ing” will be the theme of the two day Spring Reading Festi­ val on March 28 and 29. The festival sponsored by the College of Education and the Arizona State Reading Council of the International Reading Association will feature Dr. Le-, land B. Jacobs of Teachers Col­ lege, Columbia University, as main speaker. Dr. Leland will speak on “The Role of Litera­ ture in Today’s Schools.” The final session of the con­ ference will feature a panel of experts who will discuss “Ari­ zona Reading Certification and Graduate Programs for Read- Pi Sigm a A lp h a Deadline N ears The deadline for applying for admission to Pi Sigma Alpha, the national political science honorary, is tomorrow. Applica­ tions are available in the polit­ ical science office. (By the author of "Rally Round the Flag, Boys!’ "Dobie Gillis " etc.) MONEY: THE STORY OF AN ENGINEER We all know, of course, th a t in this age of technology every engineering senior is receiving fabulous offers of employment, but do we realize ju st how fabulous these offers are? Do we comprehend gust how keenly industry is competing? Tb illustrate, let me cite the true and typi­ cal case of E. Pluribus Ewbank, a tru e and typical senior. One day last week while strolling across the M.I.T campus, E. Pluribus was hailed by a portly and prosper­ ous man who sat in a yellow convertible studded with precious gem stones. “Hello,” said the portly and pros­ perous man, “I am Portly Prosperous, president of American Xerographic Data Processing and Birth Con­ trol, Incorporated. Are you a senior?” “Yes, sir,” said E. Pluribus. “Do you like this car?” said Portly. “Yes, sir,” said E. Pluribus. “I t’s yours,” said Portly. “Thanks, hey,” said E. Pluribus. “Do you like Personna Super Stainless Steel Blades?" said Portly. “W hat clean living, clean shaven American does not?” said E. Pluribus. “Here is a pack,” said Portly. "And a new pack will be delivered to you every twelve minutes as long as you live.” “Thanks, hey,” said E. Pluribus. “Would your wife like a mink coat?” said Portly. “I feel sure she would,” said E. Pluribus, “but I am not m arried.” “Do you want to be ?” said Portly. “W hat clean living, clean shaven American does not?” said E. Pluribus. Portly pressed a button on the dashboard of the con­ vertible and the trunk opened up and out came a nubile maiden with golden hair, rosy knees, a perfect disposi­ tion, and the appendix already removed. “This is Svet­ lana O’Toole,” said Portly. “Would you like to m arry her?” “Is her appendix out?” said E. Pluribus. “Yes,” said Portly. “Okay, hey,” said E. Pluribus. “Congratulations,” said Portly. “And for the happy bride, a set of 300 monogrammed prawn forks.” “Thanks, hey,” said Svetlana. ing PermweL’ Silvarofi, ing Center, v man for the For inforwi-dton tiens contort Me Boetto Ed WUL Shipment Delays Poster Sale Start The Fencing Cub’s poster and sticker sale wM he postponed until next week Incan* of a shipping d e l a y , tt wM be held foam Tuesday, March 26, until Friday. Dneawat conpcns will be giw a away tins week on tiie malL Student Teachers Meet Tomorrow AU teachers who foB or student a BMettog te­ spring at 3:36 or 7:36 morrow p.m. in HARMAN'S Dining Room Meso-Tempe Hi-Way Monday Special! '* t « from good a good fambut I liked faces what five a long w ith MaxShuIman fla rlr— O nly D in e r $|25 BRITISH STERLING So fine a gift, it's even sold in jewelry stores. Aftershave from $3.50. Cologne from$5u00. M ONDAY* ONLY “Now then,” said Portly to E. Pluribus, “let us get down to business. My company will sta rt you at $75,000 a year. You will retire at full salary upon reaching the age of 26. We will give you an eleven-story house made of lapis lazuli, each room to be stocked with edible furniture. Your children will receive a pack of Personna Super Stainless Steel Blades every twelve minutes as long as they shall live. We will keep your teeth in good repair and also the teeth of your wife and children unto the third genera­ tion. We will send your dentist a pack of Personna Super Stainless Steel Blades every twelve minutes as long as he shall live, and thereafter to his heirs and assig n s... Now, son, I want you to think carefully about this offer. Meanwhile here is 50 thousand dollars in small, un­ marked bills which places you under no obligation what­ soever.” “Well, it certainly seems like a fa ir offer,” said E. Pluribus. “But there is something you should know. I am not an engineer. In fact I don’t go to M .I.T a t all. I ju st walked over here to admire the trees. I am a t Harvard, m ajoring in Joyce Kilmer.” “Oh,” said Portly. " ^ “I guess I don’t get to keep the money and the con­ vertible and the Personnas and the broad, do I ?” said E. Pluribus. “Of course you do,” said Portly. “And if you’d like the job, my offer still stands.” • • • O tto Mu S ta te . Speaking of wealth, if you want a truly rich, truly luxurious shave try Personna Blades, regular or injec­ tor, with Burma-Shave, regular or menthol. There's a champagne shave on a beer budget! , 4 to t o M L I m U SA . Britain. » Page 6 Tuesday, March 19, 1968 STATE PRESS Seven Who Wlil Live Abroad Say: W e Should Remain Loyal to the U S ' By DEX DUGGAN I idiscriminate criticism of America ends where the other fellow’s border begins. This consensus — that travelers from the United States shouldn’t flail their country before foreign hosts — comes from seven University students chosen for this summer’s youth-abroad program, the Experiment in International living. IF NECESSARY funds are raised, the seven will spend ten weeks living with families overseas mid traveling through their lands. , “When you’re at home in the U.S., you can blow your cool and be indiscriminate in criticizing the country,” said Martha Lyn Bayer, 21, a junior majoring in education, who has an itinerary for Spain. “No m atter how patriotic you may be, you can still be irri­ tated by something your country does,” added David Hertz, 20, liberal arts junior going to Holland. “IF A FRIEND of yours gets drafted, you could saV, ‘It’s all the fault of this government and its rotten war.’ But S it comes down to serious consideration, you’d have to weigh your words. We have a tendency to remark too lightly on situations,” he said. “Associating with other students as we’ll be doing, we have to realize that everything they say doesn’t represent their deepest, most serious thoughts about their oyn countries,” said Hertz. “And I hope foreign students realize the same about us.” “You have to be careful of how you phrase criticisms not only about America, but also of other places,” said Martha. “When you compare things in other countries according to our own value standards, then you’re in trouble.” CRITICISMS MADE of foreigners that could hurt them most deeply, said Ardith Church, a 20-year-old liberal arts junior, would be those oq a personal level, such as when an American might ask his hosts why they have served him such strange foods far Before any of the students leave this summer, they must learn dinner. Ardith will go to Puerto Rico. about current conditions in their host countries, said Canada-bound Steve Havens, 18, liberal arts freshman, became “we’re going to live with them to learn about diem, not to change them.” “Most countries question American logic, anyway,” said Mar­ tha. “We’ve developed the democratic system here, and if some­ one in another country criticized our system, I might say, ‘Don’t knock it if you haven’t tried it.’ But the fact is that what we have in America wouldn’t work in some other places in the world.” Franco hasn’t done so badly.” Hertz did detect an inclination among youths to criticize their governments: “When you’re with a student group, you find that they’re more liberal, they are more dissatisfied with the govern­ ments than the adults are.” Martha added, “Every generation has the angry young men, but the angry young men grow up and then don’t expect so much from the government.” “THEY’RE NOT really anti-government. They just want the government to do more faster,” said Havens. “The students think there’s a lot of red tape that is worthless,” said Martha. “But then, if you get to be a member of, say, student government, you find that all the procedural red tape is. well . . . ” “Worthless,” submitted a student government representative listening from the sidelines, T OTHER STUDENTS planning trips are Davene Johnson, 20, a junior in nursing, bound tor India; and Sharon Hoogstra, 20, an education junior, set for Holland. . Over-all expenses for the seven are estimated at $10,000, of which $4,000 is needed in contributions to augm en t the money the students are raising themselves. Photo by Tom Wheeler MAP GAZING — Seven University students w ill be sent to Puerto Rico, Spain, Brazil, India, Holland and Canada as, part of the Experiment in Internationals Living. 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The meet was also scored as a dual meet between New Mex­ ico and the Devils with the Dev­ ils prevailing over the defend­ ing WAC champions 85-60. C O A C H BALDY Castillo’s championship squads of 1963 and 1964 boasted the likes of Henry Carr and Ulis Williams. Carr set world’s records in the 200-meter and 220-yard dashes, while they both teamed up with Mike Barrick and present trackster Ron Freeman to set another world’s record in the mile re­ lay. Although the Lobos weren’t at full strength because of eligi­ bility ahd other problems Satur­ day, the Devils weren’t complet­ ely up to par either. Football­ ers J. D. Hill and Seth Miller, who ran legs on the victorious 440-yard relay team, w e n t through demanding grid work­ outs Saturday morning. THE RELAY team which ran in 40.8 seconds, set the stage for the Devils who went on to win 12 of the 17 events. Jerry Bright, in addition to Red Dog presents "Mr. Clean" You'll Have to See . . . To Believe NO ADM ISSIO N M onday thru Thursday anchoring the 440-yard relay team, set meet records in the 100- and 220-yard dashes with times of 9.6 and 21.2 seconds respectively. Hill took t h i r d place in both events. Sun Devil Ron Freeman es­ tablished a stadium record with a 46.8 - second quarter mile without the help of starting blocks. The old mark was 47.2. . BRIGHT ALSO anchored the mile relay team which set an­ other meet record with a 3:11.6 time. The Devil cindermen w i l l swing into action again tonight against Oregon State and Utah. On Thursday night they will go against UCLA, and on Saturday night they will test a tough BYU team. Photo by Daren Krupa JE FF SLID ES — Sun D evil first baseman Jeff Osborn slides safely into third before scoring on the following play in the first game of last Saturday’s doubleheader against Long Beach State. 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