ARIZONA STATE UNIVBtSÍTY
April Fool Edition of State F ra u

T em pe, A rizona

F rid a y , A p ril 1, 1966

Voi. 47—No. 87

DURHAM RECOGNIZES SDX!
‘They Can Get
Aw ay With
,9
Livingstone Says
,
SD X w as reco g n ized a s a n on-cam pus o rg an izatio n
by d e c la ra tio n of P re sid e n t D u rh am e ffe c tiv e a t m id n ig h t
y e ste rd ay .
B
, ^ 12:01 a.m ., a second p re sid e n tia l o rd e r b an n ed
th e g ro u p from a n y a n d a ll fu rth e r a c tiv itie s on U n iv erP ro p erty . A SU P u b lic R elatio n s m an J o e S p ru n g
to ld th e S te le P re ss th a t SD X w as b an n ed because of
n u m ero u s ille g a l p ro te s t m arches, fasts, a n d th e lik e th a t
w e re p rev io u sly sta g e d on cam pus.
Cf \ ’ÜgèL aVay ^
th a t ” SD X P re sid e n t Jo h n
a S ta?e p re s s re p o rte r v ia in te rc o n tin e n ta l
telep h o n e. T h ey c a n t ju s t u p an d b a n u s a t 12:01 — w e
h e ld o u r v icto ry p a rty a n d d isb an d ed a t 12:00.5. A fte r
a il, a ll w e w an ted w as reco g n itio n .
t

“N ow th a t w e’v e g o t it, w e p la n to s ta r t a n o th e r fac­
tio n . W e m ay e v e n a lig n o u rselv es w ith Y oung A m eri( C o n tin u ed o n p age 17)
b r An Scot

‘YRFers So Extremely Right9

,SDX Enlists En Masse,
Livingstone Off to Viet Nam

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JOHN LIVINGSTONE

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68 Students Charged:
Disturbing the Peace

A strid e t h e i r ro arin g d u c t a n d ra c in g a re grossly
H onda 50s, e ig h t-m e m b e rs ex ag g erated .
o f A S U ’s aw ard -w in n in g
A mass enlistment of SDX into the Marine
Jo h n B. S tu ffy , d ire c to r
cam
pus p o lice d e p a rtm e n t
Corjn has been announced by John Livingstone,
o
f
A SU ’s aw ard -w in n in g
descended on a p p ro x im ate­
president of that group.
ly 68 stu d e n ts e a rly y e ste r­ C am pus S e c u rity D ep art­
Livingstone contacted the Stale Press by in­ d ay m o rn in g w ho w ere m en t, to ld a d iffe re n t sto ry .
A ccording to S tu ffy , th e
tercontinental telephone to say they had just h o ld in g d ra g races in th e
cam
pus se c u rity office re ­
p
a
rk
in
g
lo
t
e
a
st
of
P
alo
V
er­
arrived in Saigon and would go into action this
ceiv
ed
1,241 co m p lain ts in a
morning.
de E ast, a cco rd in g to S ta le
fiv
e
-m
in
u te p erio d . “W e
P re ss in fo rm an ts.
“We realized how wrong we were after those
C H A R G ES a g a in st 812 w o u ld h ave n e v e r called
two days of fasting,” he said. “The Young Radi­ w e re issu ed b y officers o u t th e sp ecial H onda squad
cals for Freedom are so extremely right!”
in clu d in g d iso rd e rly con­ h ad w e n o t b eliev ed th e
situ a tio n serio u s.”
“We listened to the words of truth uttered in d u c t, d istu rb in g th e peace,
A h ig h lig h t o f th e early the “Green Berets” while we were giving our d riv in g w h ile u n d e r th e in ­
speeches and realized we were starving need­ flu e n c e o f K ool-A id, fa il­ m o rn in g ra id o c c u r r e d
lessly. That’s why I gave up after only 33 hours.” u re to d isp lay p a rk in g stic k ­ w h en “S lick s” G a rib a ld i a t­
ers, a n d u n d e ra g e sm oking. tem p te d to escape in his
Livingstone had gone to make arrangements
T hese ch arg es w e re aH fu e l-in je c te d
sandbuggy.
for the indoctrination while the rest of the group v i g o r o u s l y d en ied b y \ O fficer P o k ey M orose leap stayed in Bringforth Chapel making plans.
“G ears” M cN ulty, rep u te d - \ jed a s trid e h is e v e r-fa ith fu l
Livingstone’s wife, Jacque, will wait for her ly th e o rg an iz er o f th d ^re> -^ H onda a n d a c ce lera te d a f­
husband a t home while he completes his goal_ p u te d ly ille g a l d rags. Ac­ te r “S lick s.” S ev en m in u tes
win the war in Viet Nam and make the whole co rd in g to G ears, th e group
la te r “S lick s” a d m itte d th e
world safe from Communists.
h a d g a th e re d to q u ie tly te ll H onda o f M orose h ad him
Prof. Harry Bragen, former adviser of SDX, “P o lack ” jo k es a n d a ll ac­ co m p letely o u tclassed an d
declined comment on the situation
co u n ts o f d iso rd e rly con­ g av e u p w ith o u t a stru g g le.

MU Will Be Redecorated-— Again..

T
AKvemal
T liù
he A
bysm al TTnmn
U nion, rlí_
di­
re c te d by C andy S chooler,
h a s ju s t b een g lo rio u sly re ­
d e c o ra te d fo r th e th irte e n th
tim e th is y e a r. A dded to th e
su m p tu o u s rich n ess of th e
lo v e r lo u n g e on th e firs t
flo o r w e re 22 d u sty roseco lo red lo v e se ats to m atch
th e d e le c ta b le c h a rtre u se
h arp sich o rd .
O n th e w a lls a re b e a u ti­

fu ll en g rav ed p rin ts
' i_ b yiîkvth e »
...
fu
L ouis X IV ta b le s sp o rt b ril­
in fam o u s In d ia n p a in te r I. lia n t lig h t on th e gam es
S h u d n a D u n it. S e t s tra te ­ . played.
g ically aro u n d th e room a re
B a tm e n -p rin te d footstools,
O n u p to th e second floor,
e ach w ith a B a tla m p on it. M rs. S chooler, d ressed in a
A L S O red e c o rate d re ­ p in k a n d o ran g e C ourreges
c e n tly w as th e g en tlem en ’s o u tfit, co m p lete w ith h a t
b illia rd p a rlo r, a non-fam ­ a n d boots, show ed us th e
ren o v a tio n o f th e h alls.
ily gam e section.
E ach n a rro w h allw ay w as
O rie n ta l ta p e s trie s ad o rn g iv en 10 ch aise lounges. U n­
th e w a lls a n d lam p s s e t on fo rtu n a te ly , i t w a s re p o rte d

b y re lia b le sources, only
fiv e p e r h a ll rem ain . H ow -e v e r, th e m u rk y m agenta
m ousey b ro w n a n d m erely
m au v e add pauch ex cite­
m en t to th e h allw ays.
T H E U P S T A IR S lounge
h as b een g iv en a w estern
atm o sp h ere by a m ere
sp rin k lin g o f saw dust. S tu ­
d e n ts h av e re p e a te d ly com ­
m en te d on th is a n d its ups

a n d dow ns. M rs. Schoole
a g reed th a t it d id re fle c t
flu c tu a tin g resp o n se fro i
th e stu d e n ts.
M rs. S ch o o ler ad d ed tha
she hoped th e redecoratio:
w ould h e lp add to th e sph
its th e stu d e n ts adread;
possess a n d m ak e th e Abys
m al U nion a co lo rfu l, cul
tu ra l c e n te r aw ay from th
in te lle c tu a l atm o sp h ere o
th e cam pus.

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Friday, A pril 1, 1966

STALE PRESS

CHEFS STORY -

From Soggy Food
To CIA Weapon
P re sid e n tia l P re ss S e c re ta ry B ill L o y ers h a s announc­
ed th e ap p o in tm en t of Soggy F ood S e rv ic e c h e f P ie rre
E scarg o t to th e special w eapons sectio n o f th e C e n tra l
In te llig e n c e A gency.
“T h e v alu e o f th is m an is in estim a b le ,” L o y ers said.
“T h e co nsistency w hich has m ark ed h is sta y in h is ob­
sc u re p o st a t A rizona S ta te w ill w ork fo r th e w hole
c o u n try . In fac t, th is ap p o in tm e n t m ay v e ry w e ll change
th e b alan ce of po w er,” L o y ers said e n th u sia stic a lly .
E scarg o t’s boss, Soggy M an ag er C h a rle y T u n a, re ­
g re tte d th e ap p o in tm en t. “H e k id d ed aro u n d a lo t,” T una
said , “an d w e a ll lov ed it. L ik e th e tim e h e rep la ce d th e
s a lt in s a lt sh a k e rs w ith h is d a n d ru ff.”
T u n a is c u rre n tly in th e in firm a ry fo r o v erseasoning
h is food, b u t m ay rec o v e r anyw ay.
P M o by An Scan

K N O C K IN ' ’EM D EA D
P ie rre E scargot, ex -ch ef fo r Soggy F ood S erv ice, w atch es
as Soggy M anager C h arley T u n a is loaded in to am bulance. T u n a w as re p o rte d ly
stric k e n w ith a n overdose o f d a n d ru ff.

E scargot, upon seein g T u n a su d d e n ly fa ll ill, re p o rt­
e d ly stood o v er th e n e a r-life le ss body a n d m u tte re d ,
“. . . so rry ’b o u t th a t, C h a rle y .”

Draft Decks
Dynamic Duo;
Dash to Dean

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If You Buy
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Student Book
Center
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HOURS:

M on. - F ri. 7 to 9
S a tu rd a y
8 to 5
S u n d ay
1 to 5

Phone 967-9332

CORNER
CO LLEGE AND SEVENTH

Pressm an and Flash were re­
ported missing late last night,
according to informed sources.
The landlady a t their resi­
dence (the Batcave — yes, they
rent it) said the Dynamic Duo
took off in a rage yesterday af­
ternoon after receiving their 1-A
Selective Service classifications
and orders to report for duty.
“Holy quonset hut, Press­
m an!,” Flash shouted upon
hearing the news.
, “They can’t do this to us —
For after all, are we not need­
ed here to fight crime with the
University Gty?
The landlady thought that
perhaps the Caped Crusader and
boy wonder, Flash, were in con­
ference with Dean Shofstall try­
ing to enroll in the University
in order to get a student defer­
ment.

A ll Deferments
Are Canceled
- Draft Board
“D raftd o d g ers, fo rg e t
it.”
T h is s ta te m e n t w as an­
nounced th is m o rn in g by
H aro ld J o in e r, A rizona
d ra ft b o a rd ch ief, w ho
ad d ed th a t “im m ed iate
c a lls a re going o u t to a ll
m en q u a lifie d fo r th e
d ra ft.”
T h is w ill in c lu d e a ll
co lleg e stu d e n ts, Jo in e r
said. “W e a re p lan n in g a
fu ll-tim e fo u r-y e a r arm ­
ed se rv ic e p ro g ram fa r
co lleg e stu d e n ts so th a t
th e y c a n se rv e th e ir tim e
a n d a tte n d co lleg e a t th e
sam e tim e ”
A spokesm an fo r th e
a d m in istra tio n said h e ex ­
p ected p ick e tin g , dem on­
stra tio n s, a n d a sit-in
stag ed in p ro te s t o f th e
re c e n t o rd er. “B u t rig h t
w ill overcom e e v il—an d
th e d ra ft b o a rd w ill w in

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STALE PRESS

_______________ _______________________________ Page 3

Nazarra Will Review No MoreBurningbird Review Too Darn Good
» W illiam Q. N a z a rra h a s b een d ism issed fro m h is posi­
tio n a s a ssista n t a rts w rite r o f th e S ta le P re ss.
“H is la s t rev ie w o f th e B u m in g b ird S y m p h o n y w as
w ell w ritte n ,” said a rts w rite r C a th ry n G odnose. “T his
m akes h im u n a ccep tab le in h is p o sitio n .”
MISS G O D N O S E ex ­
p lain e d h e r rev iew s w e re S ta le P re ss fo u r sem esters.
w ritte n b y d ire c tly c o n tra ­
“CONSISTENCY is h is
d ic tin g e v e ry th in g N a z a rra o n ly v irtu e , b u t h e w as
sa id in h is coverage. “W hen su ch a n ice hobgoblin. W ho
h is rev ie w w as n e a rly ac­ else co u ld h a v e le ft a
c u ra te , it u p se t th e n o rm al c h am b er m usic c o n c ert be­
p ro ced u re, m ak in g it im ­ fo re th e in te rm issio n an d
possible fo r h e r to w rite , w ritte n a n e x a c tly in accu r­
and w h a te v e r G o d n o s e
a te rev ie w o f th e second
say s, goes,” com m ented h a lf , of th e p e rfo rm a n c e? ”
S ta le P re ss E d ito r P e rry q u e rie d C lark K e n t, m ildW hite.
m an n e red re p o rte r, a s h e
ra
n to th e stockroom .
“W illie w as doing so
“T h is com es a s a g re a t
w e ll,” M iss G odnose said
te a rfu lly , “H e a u to m atical­ shock to m e,” N a z a rra said ,
ly p ra ise d a n y th in g o u t o f “I t’s th e w o rst th in g to h a p ­
to w n a n d p an n ed ev e ry ­ p en to m e sin ce m y h e a rin g
th in g local an d n e v e r gave aid b ro k e la s t y e a r.”
F ollow ing a v a c a tio n a t
su b sta n tia tio n . I t m ad e it
so m u ch e a sie r to w rite m y th e P e rk in s I n s titu te fo r
rev iew s. H e w as a n a tu ra l th e D eaf a n d D um b, N az­
a rra w ill b e ta k in g on a
a n tith e tic a l g u id elin e.”
n ew p o sitio n as tu n e r fo r
N azarra, w ho is a fre sh ­ th e B rin g fo rth C h a p e l
m an, h a s b een w ith th e chim es.

We regret Hist du* to ■ lack al vaca,
toa Stola P r w ans unaMa to print am
Stortant Oavarnmant mars today.

Divorce Announcements and
Invitations . . . Also NO THANK
YOU Notes.
Napkins DO NOT Need Monogramming for Divorcee
Prices Reasonable

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Our Pilots Are Qualified

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Friday, April 1 ,1966

STALE PRESS

Why
Sports?
By ERV FROBISH
In w h a t h a s to ra n k as
one o f th e m o st e v e n tfu l
d ay s in A SU sp o rts h isto ry ,
som e sh o ck in g th in g s h av e
b een ta k in g place.
I t w as an n o u n ced to d ay ,
fo r in sta n c e, th a t th e th ird ro u n d d ra ft, choice o f th e
N F L , B en n y H aw kins, w ill
n o t p la y fo o tb a ll n e x t sea­
son fo r th e P h ila d e lp h ia
E agles, b u t w ill in ste a d con­
c e n tra te fu lly on d ra g -ra c ­
in g h is h o t g ree n M u stan g
a t B ee-lin e D ragw ay.

ANOTHER

Photo tor An Soon

RAMSEY BLUIT — A sp ecial c o n c ert h a s b e e n sched­
u led b y th e R am sey B lu it T rio to m ak e u p fo r th e
co n cert th e y h ad to c an cel a fo rtn ig h t ago. L o catio n fo r
th e c o n c ert w ill b e th e P h o e n ix P lay b o y C lub. N o fu r­
th e r in fo rm a tio n w as g iv en becau se th e trio ’s p u b lic r e ­
latio n s m an , R am sey B lu it, could n o t b e re a c h e d a t th e
club.

DEAR BATMAN:
By all means, don't miss CHENNY'S Holy
Delicious Hot Dogs for only 15c.
Sighed,
ROBIN

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1037 Rural Road, Tempe

(next door)

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SHOCKER!

S e n io r b a sk e tb a ll s ta r D en­
n y H am ilto n is d ro p p in g o u t
o f school sh y o f g rad u a tio n
to becom e th e v ice p re si­
d e n t in c h a rg e of v o lle y b a ll
fo r th e H u n tin g to n B each
S u rfin g A ssociation.
M im icking fo u r m em b ers
o f th e L os A n g eles R am s
th a t b ecam e rin g in g sta rs,
R ay S h ire y , C ecil A bono,
J o e Y oung a n d C u rley C ulp
w ill open to n ig h t a t J D ’s
b ille d a s “T h e T h in O nes.”
A lso, tra c k coach B ald y
C astillo w as seen la te la s t
n ig h t in th e M U B a rb e r
S hop g e ttin g h is h e a d sh av ­
ed. “G u ess it’s ab o u t tim e I
s ta rte d p la y in g th e ro le ,”
said th e n ew ch ro m e dom e.
NCAA CHAMPION d iv e r
B e m ie W rig h tso n h a s b een
ta k in g d o g -p ad d lin g lessons
a t th e lo cal Y. S eem s h e h as
to b e p u lle d o u t o f th e p o o l
b y a life g u a rd a fte r e v e ry
d iv e h e m ak es b ecau se hie
fo rg o t to le a rn h o w to
sw im .
C age C oach N ed W ulk
h o sted a co u p le o f W AC
b a sk e tb a ll re fe re e s fo r d in ­
n e r la s t n ig h t a t B u rg e r
C hef. H e ex cu sed h im se lf
to go se e h is C h in ese frie n d ,
“T o y -let,” b u t n e v e r cam e
b ack, th u s le a v in g th e re fs
w ith th e b ill.
T ra n q u il T ed B red eh o ft
w as seen p o p p in g p ep p ills
to w o rk u p en th u sia sm a t
h is tea m ’s ev en ts.

(we’ll personally park your ample«)

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This paragraph will say noth­
ing. It is here only to fill a space
that was inadvertently left open
when we made up the paper. I
was going to write about sex, but
what can I say in two inches?

(one wpek only)

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Read
This

DRESSING ROOM
(not lighted)

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corner of store)

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Friday, A pril 1, IN S

Okay . . .
where is my
OXFORD SHOP
Suit? .

We' re H appy That Custom ers Beat A Path To
(not through)

Our Doors

If you'll be more carefu l, w<
promise more "Door - Busting
items in the future.

Campus
Drug
Corner University Drive and College

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C ° IÄRGÄ

A

g ricu ltu ra l

F rid a y , A p ril 1,1966

ST A T E PR E SS

TyPES

Ma t o r

P hi l o s o p h y

Ma jp r

Letters to the Editor
Readers Rap Stam m afs Support of HB 247
EDITOR: David M. Stammat’s
letter of March 23, in support
of HB 247 to prohibit campus
disturbances, quotes Rep. A1
Klender as saying in part,
. . I will continue to support
the principle that the legislature
not only has the right, but the
solemn duty to give direction
to our colleges and universi­
ties . .
It is beyond the grasp
of most of us just how the state
legislature thinks it can give
direction to a university in that
most of us have come to doubt
that they could write clear di­
rections for crossing a street,
at least not without referring it
to committee, and then only if
crossing streets wasn’t consid­
ered controversial.
Three years ago the legisla­
ture was, in a sim ilar manner,
avoiding its tax and revenue
problems by debating the value
of a crucial cock-fighting bill.
A local radio station (KUPD)
suggested that they could solve
their revenue prolbems by re­
cording their debate on cockfighting and selling it as a com­
edy album. In the three years
since then, cock-fighting has
reached alarming proportions,
but our tax and'revenue prob­
lems seem to have solved them­
selves.
Aside from adding yet another
redundancy to our state statutes,
the sole purpose of HB 247 is
to cover up the fact that the
legislature is incapable of solv­
ing its real prcMems. They
aren’t even bright enough to
choose a clay pigeon anymore;
while it is doubtful that many
would come to the defense of
cock-fights and campus disturb­
en out against HB 247. When the
legislature Stops haluoin»ting
cock-ifghts and campus disturb­
ances, it may then be able to
accomplish something.
As for Mr. Stammat’s sugges­
tion that we students write to
Sen. Giss in support of HB 247,
he is naive indeed if he thinks
th at we are going to take time
out from creating disturbances
to urge more power for our be­
loved super campus cops. They
do not need additional power;
they are super enough as is.

EDITOR: Mr. Stammat stat­
ed in his letter to the editor
(Mar. 23) that House Bill 247
does not propose any new laws
but merely transfers the power
to enforce from the Highway
Patrol to the office of Campus
Security. However, Representa­
tive Kluender (Maricopa Coun­
ty) one , of the sponsors of H
B 247 (the bill in question) stat­
ed in a personal inerview that,
to his knowledge, the provisions
of the bill were not on the sta­

tute books of Arizona a t pres­
ent.
Dare I suggest that Mr. Stam­
m at’s letter was not “the true
story behind the bill“ but m ere­
ly another example of “one-sid
ed representation?” Had Mr
Stammat presented his case as
one-sided, it could have been
accepted (and probably ignor­
ed) as such. But since he pre­
sents it as “researched facts”
he leaves himself open for crit­
icism.

The point in question is of far
greater significance than the va­
lidity of parking tickets* We can
listen to, but we don’t (and hope­
fully won’t) accept, the Attor­
ney General’s narrow concept of
a university. Our University
can become an institution for
learning rather than production
only when we realize that it is
more than merely “regularly
scheduled classes for duly mat­
riculated students.” The type of
institution obviously desired by

Unkept Office Hours
EDITOR: Being unaware of
the pervasiveness of this prob­
lem, or the degrees of delin­
quency which it possesses, I will
temper my rem arks according­
ly. The problem is faculty of­
fice hours.
Every faculty member is re­
quired to post definite hours
during which he will be avail­
able to assist or to counsel his

A pril Fool
Today’s April Fool edition
of State Press will be the last
before dismissal of classes
for Easter vacation.
The vacation period begins
at 16 p.m. Tuesday. Classes
will resume Tuesday April
12 a t 7:42 a.m. State Press
will resume publication Wed­
nesday April 13.
By the way we aren’t fool­
ing in Weekend, on the edi­
torial page or on sports and
news pages seven, eight,
nine, ten and eleven.

students in their academic problems. But why? — when appar­
ently there is no requirement
to observe these hours, or even
to be aware that they exist,
after the first week of the sem­
ester?
Several tim es it has been my
experience to be insulted by
waiting for an instructor to keep
a definite appointment until I
could wait no longer — insulted,
and then exacerbated because
the reason I made the appoint­
ment had its origin in the fact
that I could never find him in
his office during “office hours.”
One is tempted to make the ob­
servation that if an employee
of a private concern paid his
job the same punctuality and ef­
ficiency he would likely be in a
continuous state of unemploy­
ment
As I prefaced these comments,
I don’t know just how wide­
spread, how acute is this parti­
cular, seeming disregard for the
student, but it might prove in­
teresting to find out.
LAWRENCE J. KULIK

University Purpose, Housing at Odds
EDITOR: If our prim ary pur­
pose at ASU is to further our
education, why are we made to
get down on our hands and
knees with Bab-O and a scrub­
ber and remove black marks
made by the chairs?
As listed in the Student Hand­
book (page 25) under the dif­
ferences between high school
and university living (No. 7),
High School: “You have special
home duties, e r r a n d s , and
chores besides your s c h oolwork.” University: “Your pri­
mary concern is your education­
al progress.” Evidentally, the
Housing Office did not receive,
a copy of the Student Handbook.
At Palo Verde West, the girls
rooms are subject to monthly
inspections by a representative
from Housing. If a room is not
completely immaculate, a note
is left stating things which are
wrong, such as: full waste bas­
ket, grease m arks on the walls,
black marks on the floor, and
scratches on the ceiling. The
waste baskets would be pmptio#j

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Mr. Stammat and certain mem­
bers of our legislature would be
a very sterile university.
' Further, I feel that Mr. Stam­
m at missed Senator Ahee’s
point regarding “standing in a
doorway and talking to your
girl.” Mr. Ahee’s contention, as
well as my own, is that the bill
is intentionally vague ' enough
so that, rather than merely
pointing to offenders, it allows
those who enforce it to choose
die offenders.
JACK W. PRICE II

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Weekend edltorAssistant____
.Chief Photographer
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------- Brian Tracy
------- Bill Thomas
-Bruce M. Spence
------ Bob Golden
-Chuck Frld^imoker

regularly if the garbage chutes
were kept empty, (they are al­
most always full). G r e a s e
marks on the walls are made
by a substance called “Hold
It.” The Housing Office will not
allow the girls to use masking
tape which does nothing to the
walls, but requests the use of
Hold It, (which leaves grease
m arks and is difficult to re­
move).
The m ajority of the black
m arks are made by the m etal
legs <m the university-supplied
chairs. We are not allowed to
hang items from the ceiling or
have anything that may touch
the ceiling, because it will leave
dents. In the words of a rep­
resentative from Housing, the
ceilings are “Uke tissue paper.”
In my opinion, it should be
the maid’s job to scrub the
floors. Their duties in the resi­
dence halls are not so numer­
ous that b e y couldn’t perform
such duties. Their afternoons
are usually spent talking in the
lounges.
I came to ASU to get an edu­
cation—not house-maids knees!
A DISGUSTED STUDENT

SDS Member
Misquoted
EDITOR: In Tuesday’s arti­
cle on the SDS fast, I was quot­
ed as saying “but now I find
(hat no (me here is suppressed.”
Lest anyone be misgiven, the
intent of my statem ent is that I,
as an individual have not been
suppressed because of my affili­
ation with SDS.

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STA TE PR E SS

P ag e 7

Coed to Attend
Business Confab
Pam Reeve, radio-TV and ad­
vertising m ajor, has been cho­
sen by the advertising depart­
ment to represent the Univer­
sity a t the inside advertising —
marketing week convention in
New York April 10 through 18.
The main purpose of the con­
vention is to enable advertising
m ajors to be interviewed for
job possibilities after gradua­
tion. The students will m eet in­
fluential people in the advertis­
ing world and listen to them
speak. The main emphasis of
these lectures will be on getting
jobs.
Miss Reeve, receiver of Ad­
vertising Leader of Tomorrow
national award of Gamma AlpiSKjPhi Advertising Honorary
lasflyear, is among the 100 rep­
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ST A T E PR E SS

Merrill Appears Monday
Metropolitan Opera baritone
Robert Merrill will perform at
Gammage Auditorium Monday
a t 8:15 p.m.
Merrill who said: “I think its
bad trying to be a career her­
m it, holing up and tearing four
roles a year,” has progressed
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win in trick drill and second
place win in regulation drill at
the third annual Pershing Rif­
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Robert L. Harrington led the
men in ASU honors with first
place in the individual drill
competition. The AFROTC team
won second place in unit inspec­
tion, regulation drill and trick
drill with Bruce Marshall giv­
ing the commands.
Army ROTC, under Gordon
Wilson, took two third positions
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IN COMMITTEE OF THE WHOLE —

AS Senate Pushes Purchase of Carillon Bells;
$23,000 Needed Fro Unappropriated Balance
By BOB JOHNSON
The Student Senate Wednes­
day recommended in the com­
m ittee of the whole lhat the
$23,000 bill for the carillon bell
be passed.
The original bill, introduced
by Sens. Richard Parry, Les
Popisil and Steve Dana, asked
for $35,000 from unappropriated
funds to purchase a system of
bells under the direction of the
ad hoc Student Development
Committee.
AFTER HOLDING p u b l i c
hearings and committee meet­
ings on the bill, the total was
dropped to $23,0000.

tee and-or the President’s Ad­
visory Council.
FORSBERG ALSO introduced
a resolution declaring the sen­
ate’s stand on the Viet Nam
war. It expresses support of the
policy being followed by the
U. S. Government in Viet Nam.
The bill providing student sen­
ators a $10 per month salary
caused the biggest debate of the
session and was finally tabled.
Junior Sen. Bruce Maxwell, who
introduced the Mil, said he was
interested in how senators would
feel about such a Mil, but some

senators felt time was too short
to introduce a bill ju st to get
people’s opinions.
ICC. Sen. Ira Friedm an pro­
posed an amendment striking
everything in the bill except the
words, “Be it enacted by the
Student Senate of Arizona State
University that:” , manning (he
entire bill would be worthless.
But Sens. Kirk, Dana, Del Duca,
Patten, Wise and Pospisil asked
that the amendment be defeated
so that the proposal could be
studied further.
SOPHOMORE SEN. John Flo­

rez said the senate should be
considered an extra-curricular
activity and that the majority
of the senators don’t work
enough to earn $10 a month.
“To get salaried you should do
something really worthwhile.”
Senators who talked against
the bill were Education Sen.
Kay Martens who said the bill
was the silliest thing she had
ever heard of because there are
students in every activity who
work harder, and Sen. Fried­
man who said, “Satisfaction will
be its own rew ard.”

ALSO TABLED was a bill in­
troduced by Sen. Florez regu­
lating advertising of candidates
in the State Press during elec­
tion time. The bill specifies that
no candidate’s picture may ap­
pear in any paid advertisement
in the paper during the cam­
paign period.
In other action, the senate
passed two bills: SB 262, setting
up certain selection proced­
ures for Who’s Who and SB 263,
revising the Social Activities
Committee into the S o c i a l
Board.

Mrs. Grady Gammage, advis­
or to the ad hoc committee, and
Dean Henry Bruinsma of the
College of Fine Arts, spoke to
the senate about the bells Wed­
nesday.
Placed back into the commit­
tee of the whole from its third
reading was the $35,000 library
book bill after questions arose
over minor changes in the bill.
Also introduced by the Stu­
dent Development Committee,
the bill asks for funds from the
unappropriated budget to pur­
chase needed m aterials for the
new library. Dr. Alan Covey,
University librarian , was on
hand to answer questions on the
library’s needs.
AMS SEN. Terry Forsberg in­
troduced an act to establish a
procedure for recognition of stu­
dent organizations on campus.
The bill specifies that organi­
zations seeking recognition must
submit an organization approval
and information form to the of­
fice of the dean of students. The
form will then be forwarded to
the adviser of the Organization
Board.
The board shall study the con­
stitution of the petitioning or­
ganization and deliver a recom­
mendation to the AS Executive
Council for confirmation. The
council will then forward its de­
cision along with the board’s
recommendation to the presi­
dent of the University for final
action. He may refer the m atter
to the Student Affairs CommitBe

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STATE PRESS

Page 10

Frosh Diamondmen Take
Third Win; Face PC Today
The f r o s h horsehiders of Detter singled h o m e Fred
coach Ramiro Lujan squeaked Nelson from third in the last
by Mesa Junior College of Colo­ inning with two outs to provide
rado Tuesday, 8-7, behind the the winning margin for the Sun
Imps.
big bat of Roger Detter.

4 Cougars, ’Cat
Make the Grade
Four Brigham Young regu­
lars and a forward from the
UofA compose the 1966 WAC
academic basketball team , it
was announced by Commission­
er Paul Brechler.
Arizona forward Mike Aboud
shares the academic - athletic
spotlight with Cougars’ Dick Nemelka, Steve Kramer, J e f f
Congdon and Neil Roberts.
All five are now candidates
for the all-American academic
basketball team.

Detter and Ron Davini pow­
ered homeruns for the frosh
with Detter going three-for-four
and Davini two-for-two.
Winning pitcher was Paul
Trapnell, who now has a record
of 1-1.
The Sun Imps will travel to
Phoenix College today to meet
Cochise Junior College in a dou­
ble header.
Coach Lujan has high hopes
of improving the squads 3-6 rec­
ord to 5-6 a t the end of the twin
bill.
The Imps will take a break
for E aster, swinging back into
action against the San Diego
Marines on Monday, April 18.

LOSE TWO STRAIGHT MATCHES -

’Pokes Surprise Net Tea
Arizona State’s highlyroted
tennis team was surprised by
Wyoming, as they dropped two
matches to the Cowboys, 5-4 and
8-1, Monday and Tuesday
“It was unbelievable,” said
coach Ted Bredehoft “We’ve
never lost to Wyoming before.
We just couldn’t get the ball in
the air at the right tim es”
THE ONLY bright spot on the
ASU squad was number one
seeded Dave Farm er who turn­
ed in two wins to boost his sea­
son m ark to 9-1. His lone loss
came against Utah
The twin defeats against Wy­
oming left the Devils with a
7-3 season record.
“It was a poor exhibition of
tennis as far as the Sun Devils
w e r e concerned,” Bredehoft
said
WYOMING changed its play­
ers seeds from last year, mov­
ing its number three man to

number one and its number two
man to number five position.
“ It amazed me,” Bredehoft
said “Their number one and
two boys weren’t that strong”

The Sun Devils will travel to
Pepperdine College for a match
today and then will compete in
a doubleheader Saturday against
Cal Poly and Long Beach State.

Golfers in Tourney
Facing its toughest competi­
tion of the season so far, the
golf team was in third place go­
ing into today’s second round
of the All-American Intercolleg­
iate Golf Tournament in Hous­
ton .
After shooting a combined to­
tal of 294, the Sun Devil golf­
ers stood 12 strokes off the pace

set by host Houston, the lead­
er at 282, and five strokes be­
hind second place Oklahoma
State.
The Devils have been shooting
well, averaging 73 per player,
but the opposition has had al­
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average of just over 70 for Hous­
ton and just over 72 for Okla­
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Horsehiders Win
RguI Thriller 3 2
By BRIAN TRACY

, Entries
Tennis

P a g e 11

STATE PRESS

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Host lnvitcitioiuil

An open invitational track timed in 47.8.
“We made up this meet so
meet will take place in Sun De­
these kids would have a chance
vil Stadium at 7:30 tonight.
Arizona State College and to compete,” Castillo said. “It’s
Phoenix College will be repre­ better to have a m eet than a
sented by their varsity teams in workout.”
the competition. Freshmen and
ineligibles from the UofA are
also expected.
Olympian George Young of
Casa Grande has indicatea he
will try to be on hand to enter
the two-mile run. Former UofA
sprinter Steve Robbins has en­
tered the 100- and 220-yard
dashes, according to track coach
Baldy Castillo.
Robbins’ main competition
should come from Leroy Peo­
ples of PC who has posted a
9.7 in the 100-yard dash this
year.
Another top race will be the
440-yard dash. Sun Devil Ron
Freem an has toured the cinder
circuit in 47.0 this season, while
Larry Walters of PC has been

In a real old-fashioned down to the wire finish, the Devils
edged by the Wolverines of the University of Michigan, 3-2, in the
series finale Wednesday night.
It took a tremendous defensive effort by catcher Duffy Dyer
in the ninth inning to preserve a fine pitching performance by
ri# it hander Ted Robison.
WITH TWO outs and runners set for Phoenix Municipal Sta­
on first and third, Wolverine dium.
Dale Spier will be the likely
first baseman Chandler Simonds
belted a drive over center field­ starter tomorrow afternoon with
er Ralph Carpenter’s head and either Ted Robison or John Pavlike coming back in the night
to the wall 420 feet away.
The two runs crossed the game.
AFTER Sunday off, the Devils
plate easily, and two poor re­
lay throws made Simonds look will open a full slate of play
like a shoo-in for the tying run. over the Easter holidays.
Wyoming will offer up more
But Dyer gloved the ball to the
right of home plate, made a WAC action in a four game se­
diving lunge at Simonds, and ries Monday though Thusday.
All games are a t Sun Devil
just did tag him in time.
It was quite a night for Dyer Field and all start at 3 p.m.
Another Big Ten power, Wis­
a t the plate, too, as he rapped
consin, opens a six game stand
out three hits in four a t bat.
ROBISON got out of a sick a week from today.
bed to turn in his finest perform­
ance of the year. The 6-3 200pound chucker, in bed with flu
Tuesday, scattered six hits,
struck out six, and walked only
three. He was never in serious
trouble until the ninth.
The win stretches Robison’s
victory string to four without a
defeat, while the loss evened
Michgian hurler Bob Reed’s
record to 1-1.
The Devils are now 17-6 on
the season.
WESTERN Athletic Play op­
ens today as the Lobos of New
Mexico visit for a three-game
stand. The series opener at Sun
. Devil Field a t 3 p.m. will see
southpaw Jeff Pentland go to
the mound in search of his fourth
victory of the year. He has one
TO THE WINNER — Carol Gay, right, shows Jane
defeat, a 6-1 loss to Michigan
QuinneUy and Jan Rouwenhorst, center, trophies they
Monday.
m ight w in in the Women’s Singles Tennis Champion­
A day-night twin bill is sched­
ship com ing up on April 13 and 14. Entry deadline for
uled for tomorrow, the 1 p.m.
sorority and open divisions is today w ith the W om ens
day affair a t Scottsdale Sta­
Recreation Association.
_________
dium, the 7:30 p.m. evening tilt

MR. MARATHON — D is­
tance man. Louis Scott
w ill participate in to­
night’s open invitational
m eet at Goodwin Stadi­
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Are Due
Entries for the Women’s Rec­
reation Association Singles Ten­
nis Championship will be due
in file Women’s Recreation Of­
fice by today, according to tour­
nament organizer Miss Anne
Pittm an. Matches will be held
April 13 and 14.
Trophies will be awarded to
wniners and runners-up in both
the sorority and open divisions
and to the winner of the con­
solation bracket.
First-round matches will be
played on the Apache Boule­
vard courts and finals are sched­
uled for the Orange Street courts
opposite the Physical Education
Building.
Entries may be obtained from
Miss Pittm an or Miss Carol Gay
a t the WRA office in the Physi­
cal Education Building or from
any Physical Education instructor and returned to the WRA ofrice by Friday afternoon.

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F rid a y , A p ril T ; 1966

ST A L E PR E SS

YAF Challenge Hits Anemic Duo
; M illio n aire p ledge m aster
B ruce P a in an d h is w ard ,
H ick G rayson, seem to be
av erag e A SU fra te rn ity
m en, b u t ap p earan ces a re
often deceiving. Only their li­
quor dealers, haberdashers, new
car salesmen and their auxili­
ary, Little Sisters of Nausea,
know that in actuality the pair
are those champions of brother­
hood (and according to their
dates, motherhood also), Frat-

man and Snobin, the Boy Won­
der (as he calls himself).
We find our two heroes re­
laxing in the F rat Cave and
listening to the soundtrack from
the great Biblical film, “The
Charleton Hest Story.”
SUDDENLY a dollar sign
flashes across the sky.
“It’s the F rat Signal! Snobin,
put enough gas in the Fratmobile to get us to national head­
quarters and don’t forget to

FRATMAN AND SNOBIN

Photo by An Scoe

charge it to my mother. Also,
don’t forget the trading stamps.
I only need one more book tc
get my genuine Dick Tracy de­
coder ring.”
Like a flash the Boy Wonder
seated himself on the Fratmobile, a ’61 Schwinn with a sup­
ercharged Vrrroom engine, and
went to the gas station and back
so fast that in mere seconds
thè Anemic Duo was on their
way to national headquarters,
located in Superiority Complex,
Iowa.
THE HEADQUARTERS of
Phee Phi Pho Phum, where
Fratm an and Snobin are to meet
with their leader, M. Mature,
were very dark. The two clever
mottoes on the wall, which said,
“HALF THE FUN OF HAVING
A FRATERNITY IS WEARING
RED GOOSE SHOES” and
“THE FRATERNITY THAT
BOWLS TOGETHER, PLAYS
THE ROLE TOGETHER,” were
only faintly visible.
When M. entered the room,
it was apparent to Fratm an and
Snobin that the room was unlit
to show off M’s flourescent tie.
M casually flicked on the lights
and motioned the pair to be
seated. “Gentlemen, he said,
“as you know, Phee Phi Pho
Phum has had a glorious his­
tory. We were founded in Pos­
sum Trot, Miss., in 1861 by Jef­
ferson Davis and allowed every­
one to join, regardless of race,
color, or creed.
“HOWEVER, since the South

lost the war, we have had to
make a few changes in our
membership qualifications. As
know, we are now restricted to
men from Oxnard, California,
who weigh 168 pounds, drive
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John Cook and Phil Lucas are
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a unique approach to folk music.
“By selectivity, dynamic ar­
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has a universal appeal, we can
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i medium for bringing about unity
among people.”
“Folk music is a college of
foe subconsciences of foe peo­
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purpose and a feeling rather
than just a message.”
Both members of foe Baha’i
World Faith, the balladers feel
their religion has some effect
on their music if only in foe
contentment they feel, Cook
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“We avoid the square music,
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appeM and give it positive
meaningfulness to spark univer­
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Commenting on the current
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the importance of words nnfi
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STATE PRESS WEEKEND

RAY ICELY

Indicator o f Social Level
Being Ignored Today
Throughout history a reliable
valid evidence. Bond also lives
but contemporarily ignored in­ only to satisfy his own self­
dicator of the level of a society desires. Looking at the every­
is the philosophical and cultural day rush of life around us, this
traits being exhibited. Today, the is seen in a hundred different
ways. Those people who take
facts are even more apparent, without giving are in every cir­
for as (me goes to more and cle and are tolerated for one
more varied events and has reason or another. How many
more time than ever before to conceited boors do you know?
think these over (if one is so
_ANOTHER prevalent indica­
inclined), it is almost impossi­ tion is our lack of feelings for
ble to be ignorant of the level others. How many times do you
narrowly miss being hit by an
of our society.
exhibitionist bicycle rider as
Looking over the sparse at­ you go from class to class?
tendance a t the “fin«» arts” Sidewalks a t one time were for
pedestrians. It also isn’t uncom­
events as compared to record- mon to hear the blaring of a
breaking crowds a t particular motorcycle with no, or inade­
movies and night clubs, few quate, mufflers.
doubts can rem ain that we are
Even a bare modicum of cour­
able to sink much lower.
tesy, which jnany here have
SINCE MORE people see evidently never been taught,
movies, these make
ex­ has almost disappeared or be­
come so archaic that to prac­
amples. Taking the latest craze, tice manners is laughably who
the Jam es Bond wagon, it is opens doors fa* girls anymore?
easy to see sim ilar characteris­ If some archaic old fuddy-duddy
tics being emulated, not only on should surprise the fairer sex,
cantpus, but in every walk of how many would even smile, nod
a head, or ridiculously enough,
life.
say “thank you” ? In driving,
One of Bond’s popular fea­ who pays attention to those
tures is his cold an«f insolent around him? While some idiots
break in and out of lanes 15 to
disregard of life. With a cur­ 25 miles over the speed limits,
rently rising crim e rate, nation­ others hog the left lane die
al figures show m urder up 6 dame numbers of miles-perper cent over last year and for­ hour below it.
cible rape up 7 per cent, this
NOW, THE problem is, will
can hardly be doubted as being people take notice of their

faults? Will they do anything
about them?
Sadly enough, NO!
_This brings up one more ques­
tion. What should those who try
to be courteous and considerate
do? To continue, outdates them
and lets others walk all over
them; to change to the other
side . . .?
A FAVORITE expression these
days is “You’ll get yours.”
Hopefully it will be exercised
here. There’s not much hope in
the vacuumized and dogmatized
society that too many people
are heading for.
Next time a bicyclist bumps
you on his way past, or the
group of men across the street
yell obscenities back and forth,
consider your role in this accom­
modating society.

Cosner Movie
First of Trilogy
“Through the Glass Darkly,
a movie starring Ingmar Berg­
man, will be presented in Cos­
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Sunday night a t 7:30.
The movie, first of a trilogy
examining man’s relationship to
God, has been called one of the
great sequences in die history of
the cinema.
It is sponsored by the Cul­
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KAET Airs ‘Crime and Punishment’
Next week KAET (Channel 8)
programing offers shows of spe­
cial interest to the English and
education departments as well
as to Valley viewers.
Tuesday, April 5th at 10 p.m.
and repeated Friday, April 8th
a t 9:30 p.m.
Fyodor Dostoyevsky’s “Crime
and Punishment,” one of the
greatest murder stories ever
STATE PRESS

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conceived and the world’s first
truly psychological crime stray
will be presented by National
Educational Television (NETT).
THE CRIME in “Crime and
Punishment,” is the murder of
a much-bated old moneylender
and her sister by a povertystricken student who feels he is
justified in committing the
crime.
Dostoyevsky, who labeled this
work “the whole psychological
process of crim e,” placed the
emphasis on the ensuing pun­
ishment the student received, his
nightmarish visions re-enacting
his crime and projecting on his
fate, his emotional strain and
the agony he suffers during the
cat-and-mouse struggle that de­
velops between him and a de­
termined police investigator.
Raskolnikov, the student is

played by David Collins. Patri­
cia Hayes is Alyona Ivanovna,
the old moneylender, Julia Fos­
ter is Sonia, the prostitute, and
Patrick Wymark is Porfiry, the
police investigator.
“CRIME AND Punishment” is
produced by Rediffusion Televi­
sion of London. The producer
and director is Cyril Coke, Wil­
fred Josephs composed and con­
ducted the music, set designs
are by Fredric Pusey, and Stan­
ley Miller did the television ad­
aptation.
Wednesday, April 6th a t 10 p.
m. Ralph Ellison, autnor of the
award-winning novel “Invisible
Man,” discusses and reads from
his long-awaited work-in-prog­
ress in NET’S “U.S.A.: The
Novel-Ralph Ellison on Work in
Progress.”

“C R IM E A N D PU N ISH M E N T ” — D e s titu te p o v erty stric k e n stu d e n t R asholnikov (D av id C ollins) sta n d s
o v e r h is m u rd e r v ictim s A lyona (P a tric ia H ayes) an d
h e r s is te r L dsaveta (M eg S im m ons) in a scen e fro m th e
N atio n al E d u catio n T elev isio n p re se n ta tio n of D ost­
oyevsky’s se a rin g d ram a “C rim e a n d P u n ish m e n t” p re ­
se n te d on C h an n el 8 on T u esd ay , A p ril 15, a t 10 p.m .
I t re p e a ts on F rid a y , A p ril 18, a t 9:30 p.m .

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