m ARIZONA «TAT« UNIVIISITV ■ T« M f », A R I Z O N A Voi. 40 SHRIVER HERE TOMORROW Student Body Diana And Apollo ¡Peace Corps Head Candidates To Talk At D inner Announced By E D IE C. A L L E R S Sixty-two students have, presented nominee petit-! tions for the 1962-63 AS-! ASU general election, ac­ cording to Dick Langmade, chairman of the Election1 Board. Voting m achines w ill be used for the A pril 1 1 voting. Langmade said. S‘ - „ T e n ta tiv e locations fo r the m achines w ill be the Education buildin g and the m en’s gym . tional director of the Peace i — ________ _____ ’ Corps, who will speak to Peace chosen national director for the Corps volunteers at an o p e n : Peace Corps, Professor Parker ™ g m . thG MU Ballroom said, “Congress was interested tomorrow night at 9. in a good selection, and it is B ill Moyers, associate di­ impressed w ith Shriver’s ability. rector fo r public affairs of He is a driver and puts in the the Peace Corps and fo rm er hours needed,” he added. j I j I j aide to Vice President L y n ­ don B. Johnson, w ill accom­ pany S h river. | Those presenting petitions are: P resident: Bob C arter, Steve M ontgomery, G arth T ailm an; first vice president: M ik e ! Craig, H enry Klopping, Don j Noller; activities vice p resi- j dent: Jo h n Brooking, J a n N ich- ' ols. and secretary: Sharon B ra­ zil, Cindi B uchanan. A M S president: J e rry Eppier, D ick Estes, D o u g Z im m erm an ; vice president: Dennis B aird, R obert Hansson; secretary: B ill M ahan, and tre as u rer: Dudley G reer. “When someone asks me, ‘What is the Peace Corps?’ begin not with the concept dr the organization or the program but with the men and women — they are the Peace Corps . . . ” y This was the definition of R. Sargent Shriver, na­ D IA N E HUBER DAN ROTH Greek Week’s Diana and Apollo for 1962 were crowned at the Interfraternity Council Sing Friday night. They will reign throughout the week’s activi­ ties, which conclude Saturday night with the Grecian Ball. Miss Huber and Roth were selected from among eight finalists. | - Dr. Charles Wunder Says Life May Exist Elsewhere AWS president: Bonnie Ev-1 ,. , . ans, M arilyn Rossini; vice presi- I co J d h v e ^ n d ? ° u™ f ° f H f e dent: C andy G arland K ay I , m ulttply a t g ra v Lynskey, D iane Voorhis, R uth differ! y t I Wicks; secretary: C harla Jo C harles C W said Dr. Allen, G ay W alberg, and tre a s- J ? ! C‘ W under- who con‘ = o D ianne Bowman, \ £ g * “ G ra v ita tio n has a t least tw o effects upon life w hich Shriver, 46, an attorney and specialist in real estate management, left the M e rchandise M a rt in Chicago, w here he was assistant gen­ eral manager, to accept the unsalaried directorship of the Peace Corps. The volunteers, representing 27 states in the U. S., District! of Columbia and ■Puerto Rico, have been training on campus and the'^Gjla, Bend Indian Re­ servation f o r ^ ^ m t nine weeks. Shriver, also a trustee of sev­ The program started Feb. 5. eral, universities, is a form er as­ Shriver was invited to speak sistant editor of Newsweek m aat ASU by the 58 Peace Corps gazine, volunteers, according to ProfesAsked why ASU was selected sor L. Mayland Parker, associ- 1 for “Colombia Project No' 2 ” ate professor of Farm M anage- j Professor P ark er said, “Because m en] al ASUwe submitted a proposal which He tries to visit every , was unique.” training project during its j A banquet prior to the open training period,” said Pro| Peace Corps meeting will te rm i-' fesf or Parker- . nate the first phase of “C d o m Asked why Shriver had been j bia Project No. 2.” are of an antagonistic n a ­ tu re ,” he said. - Management Group Addressed Friday A lthough a sufficiently high field will discourage grow th D i> IVunder is biophysicist] anfl other processes, undoubtedT h e fo llo w in g students and assistant professor of P h y ­ ly, gravitation does, under a p ­ have petitioned fo r the sen­ siology at Iowa State U niversi­ propriate condition, also stim ­ ate: ‘When poverty and chaos are i and M arshall Humphrey, state ty ’s College of Medicine. ulate or encourage grow th. The Sophom ore senator: Bev D r. W u n d e r bases his net effect of those two oppo­ on one side of the bargaining j representative, Bulla, R ita G ear, Ju d y Wilson, t statem ent on the results of site effects can be** either a table, then unions and m anage- j In discussing the labor K erl W ochner; ju n io r senator: lab o rato ry studies of nine grow th acceleration or a decel­ ment will be together on the stand in A rizona, H u m p h ­ other side,” said Paul Hughes,' Susan Chem nick, M ike Kinsey,] fo rm s of life continuously eration, said Dr. WUnder. rey suggested th a t the f u ­ when speaking to th,e Societyl C harlie Roberts; senior senator: exposed to high g ra v ity as ture of labor in A rizona was A fter citing laboratory evi­ for the Advancement of Manage­ M ark C ockrill VIII, A dam s M csim ulated by c e n trifu g a ­ bright. He added th at it is dence in support of e x tra te r­ ment banquet Friday nighL i n ! tion. Clennen, Tom McDougall, lik e the clim ate — second to. restial grow th and reproduc­ the MU. " I George Rhodes, and G raduate The nine form s of life which tion, the Iowa biophysicist ad d ­ none. College: Bob B onitati. w ere exposed to high gravity ed that there would undoubt­ Hughes, vice president of KTAR Union~~rnemfeer Dugan said, were: bran and w heat seed- edly be developm ental alte ra - radio and chief speaker at the “There is not a fence between Also lib e ra l arts: June Koenig, J e ff Loius, W illia m lings, fru it-fly larvae, turtle,] Tions of a type w hich are at tills dinner, emphasized that both labor and management.” A . V erh u lst, Hugo Z e ttle r; chicken, turkey, rat, mouse and tim e too complex to accurately man and labor are better than I He added, “In the m any com (C o n tinued on P age 3) they used to be. ham ster. ‘predict. plex industrial problems, the job of labor is ;to assist and H u g h e s suggested th at help management, not to ham per universities first began as a it and put it out of business.” union, if one considers the Alpha Mu Gamma To Observe Foreign Language Week Here National Foreign Language Week will be observed A pril 8-14 by ASU’s Iota chapter of A lpha Mu Gam m a, national collegiate foreign language h on­ o r society. ASU foreign students and Foreign Language m ajors w ill be honored a t a reception S u n ­ day from 3-5 p.m. in the MU u pper lounge, w hich w ill of­ ficially begin th e week. The m otto, “W orld U nder- l a n d i n g Through Study of F o r-| eign language forensic to u rn aeign Languages,” will reign on m ent at ASU in M arch. They the ASU cam pus and College j w ill collect m agazines .April 8cam puses throughout the U nit­ 14 in cooperation w ith the ed States during the week. “M agazines for W orld F rien d ­ Alpha Mu G am m a’s purpose ship” program. is to show the A m erican stu ­ Officers of the ASU chapter dent th e im portance in the of Alpha Mu G am m a are E arl know ledge of other languages L. Walpole, president; FWa and to attem pt to create world White, vice president, arid Kathy understanding t h r o u g h lan ­ M angano, secretary -treasu rer. guage comprehension. Dr. Irm a Wilson, professor of Alpha Mu Gamma m em bers Spanish, is the group’s cam pus participated in the annual fo r- advisor. true meaning of union from W ebster’s dictionary: “ A ct of uniting tw o or more things into one.” AWS Offers Scholarship According to Hughes, “Labor strikes are a weapon of the Applications are now avail­ jungle, but -we’re living in a able for the AWS $250 scholar­ jungle.” He feels that we are now beginning to come out of ship, to be given to an u p perclass woman student. the jungle. Any sophomore, junior or se­ A t a,panel discussion follow­ nior woman may pick up blanks ing the banquet, “The Future of at the scholarship office in the Labor Unions in Arizona” was MU. The blanks m ust be re ­ discussed by K. S. Brown, sec-- turned by April 19. retary, AFL-CIO, in Arizona; This scholarship was made L arry Dugan, m ember of O per­ possible by a special drive con­ ators’ Union Local 428; Evan ducted by Pleiades, senior wo­ Mecham, Arizona state senator, men’s honorary. Page 2 Wednesday, April 4, 1962 STATE PRESS Three-Way Service Provided By Center ASU To Host I$6,940 ' ■ G rant A w arded Traffic Meet ,\B y N ational Foundation I ■; ■ 1 ...... ■> ASU has been awarded .a T. Wager, chairm an of the PhyS6,940 grant in -support o f ’a n .sics departm ent, will direct the ASU’s guidance center provides a -three-way ser­ ¡-in-service institute in physics I program. Arizona s traffic problems w ill. ~ . É , , ,_ , . vice , to,, the University: It trains high school counselors,'. ., . . * . . ; , : i L . « g i g i , ° ’ | be the topic of the third annual for secondary school teachers, j -Dr. ¡Wager said, “This is the The grant was made recently : first in-service institute at ASU conducts research and gives personal counseling. j Arizona Teenage Traffic Ass6' The center, located in the Education building, has ! ciation convention on campus, by the National Science. F o u n -; devotep entirely to the training dation, Washington, D.C. j of teachers for the Physical Scia 14 person staff, which works primarily in training i April 7. The. institute will begin Sep| ence Study committee program, high school' counselors. ■ —“ : 1 • ; ; " “ The convention "will feature ite m ber 14, 1962 and continue! ^01. high school physics.” " A ccording-to Dr. Robert A. the academic career of the scho- addresses by Governor Paul through May 31, 1963. Dr. Alan ; The prdgram, which will acHeimann, supervisor of the cen-j lastically talented is like and I Fannin and George Watts, pub| eomodate approxim ately 24 Ariter, “The m ajority of counselors! help them and future students ! lie relations director of the All­ I zona teachers, is designed to en­ in the Phoenix area have gone to understand themselves bet- j slate Insurance Co. able student-instructors to main­ through our training.” ter. As a result, this will help ( Registration will start at 9 tain their present teaching posi­ high school counselors,’’ Dr. T h e g u id a n c e c e n t e r is ! am . in the Business Administion and yet attend 'institute Heimann said. n o t a t e s t in g s e rv ic e . P s y ­ | tration building. classes a t night and on Satur­ c h o lo g ic a l tests' a re g iv e n The guidance center is typical Foreign students-at ASU will days. t h r o u g h a s e p a r a t e t e s t in g of a university departm ent j Elections of state and district •be special guests ..of the ASU I officers and delegates to t,he center. which provides multiple serv­ Faculty Club, this evening at national convention also will be 8:10 in the MU upper lounge. This is an intermediary ser­ ices. on the agenda. vice between the university and A “Panel Internationale,1 national services . which give The ninth annual Central A ri­ m oderated by the Rev. Charlies entrance tests, scholarship tests zona Regional Science Fair will Crouch, religious coordinator at and college board examinations. be on campus Friday an d-S at­ ASU. will feature Janies Ko ; from Hong Kong, Ziad Taky of, ASU does not have a .separ­ urday. , j Lebanon and Sei Erder of T u r­ ate counseling service, so the The fair will be open to the key. ’ guidance center tries to provide public from 8:30 a m to 7 for this lack. Some 2$ to 30 stu ­ j p.m. on Friday and 8:39 a m j According to Dr. E. J. Demdents pey week are advised in son, president of .the Faculty ‘ until noon Saturday. educational and^yocStional plan- j [Club, the public as well as the Fifty high school students are j A book contaiijir *• T ENJOY A VISIT TO THE OLDEST INDIAN STORE IN THE VALLEY Authentic Indian A rts Moccasins Unusual G ifts P re-H isto ric A rtifacts on Display lUSttS IN D IA N 516 M ill A v e. S T O N I# Tem pe, A riz. Page 4 STATE PRESS Wednesday, Aprir 4, 1962 SPECIAL FEATURE T H E S T A T E PR ESS, d is trib u te d by th e cam pus c h a p te r o f Sigm a D elta C hi u n d e r th e d ire c tio n o f C irc u la tio n M a n a g e r M ik e B a rric k , is th e o f­ fic ia l cam pus new spaper of A rizo n a S tate U n iv e rs ity . It is published" each W edn esday and F rid a y th ro u g h o u t th e school y ea r, excepting ho lidays, and Is en te re d as second class m a tte r a t th e Te m p e , A riz o n a , Post O ffic e un der th e A cts of M arch 3, 1879, and A u g u st 24, 1912. S ubscription price, $3 p e r school y ea r. E D IT O R * IN -C H IE F ___ b NEW S D E P A R T M E N T M A N A G IN G E D I T O R ___ _____¡jg __ _______________ • C A M P U S E D IT O R ..... v . ______ ________ ______ __ __ _ A S S IS T A N T C A M P U S E D IT O R ____________....________ N E W S E D I T O R -------*- ~ ^ ______ ____ A S S IG N M E N T S E D IT O R ___ _____ ._________________ F E A T U R E E D IT O R _____' . ' ________ ’ ' C O P Y E D IT O R . . . . . ___ ________ ___________ C H IE F P R O O F R E A D E R ....___ _____ ______ _______ P ___ A D V E R T IS IN G M A N A G E R ....______ *___ ____________ SPORTS D E P A R T M E N T S P O R T S E D IT O R ....................__________ ____ _________ __ A S S IS T A N T S P O R T S E D I T O R ___ I___________ il l f l ic k By D IC K T H O R N T O N . Few universities in the nation can boast the excellent hospital service we possess right here on campus. Commonly known as “The In ­ firm ary,” the Studènt Health Service is located opposite the Physical Sciences building. Except for m ajor surgery and obstetrics, it’s a com ­ — BARBARA M ARLOW E -----—____ B IL L O V E R E N D plete hospital in every d e­ ---------------T W IL A D R U M M tail and has a staff of over — R O S A L Y N W H IT N E Y 25 people. — M ARYGORMAN Directing the whole operation ------- J A N E T W O L H E T E R - ..— G A R Y O L M S T E A D is the founder of the health ser­ .. .---------- ------B O B Z A C HE vice, Mrs. Elaine McFarland, ---------_ H A L HUBELE . PRESS T H E S T A T E P R ESS is a m e m b e r o f th e A rizo n a New spapers Association, A ssociated C o l­ legiate ■ Press and N atio n a l A d v e rtis in g S ervice, Inc. few can boast hospital service as fine as ours ............ B O B E G E R BOB JACO BSEN OFF THE EDITOR'S DESK today we're really shoutin' fa tablets, 17 gallons of cough hospitals w ere necessary last medicine, 10 cases of tissue year. wipes, 25,000 cold tablets of one Care of the patients is type, 950 vials of penicillin and the job of the nursing staff, 12,000 hypodermic syringes. who are all R N ’s and e x ­ This is just a small p o r­ tion of the drug budget, which includes scores of o th ­ er expensive items, inclu d ­ ing 1,335 immunizations. perienced experts. Smoothly dealing with the daily patient load is a staff, of five MD’s. Our own Sun Devil “medicine m an,” Dr. L. C. Suth­ erland, is the veteran, dividing his time between Working at SHS and caring for varsity a th ­ letes. Most noted is Dr. Salisbury, the famed “Sagebrush Surgeon,” whose biography is in M atthews Library. Now retired from ac­ tive practice, he spent 14 years as a medical missionary in ^ h in a and another 26 years on the Na­ vajo reservation. who also serves as vice-chair­ man of the State Board of Health. Mrs. M cFarland’s main mis­ sion, as carried out by the SHS, is to keep the student body in good health. To do this, she spends thou­ sands yearly on a threefold pro­ gram: (1) maintaining the health standards on the campus, in ­ Doctors D orner and B r y ­ cluding periodic inspections of an, among other duties, help Saga Food Service’s kitchens (they pass); (2) operation of tre a t those who are bed p a ­ the clinic and (3) operation of tients in the In firm a ry . D r. the Infirm ary. Both clinic and Schrarr.iel is the psychiatrist.1 Infirm ary share the same build­ For those too ill for the clinic, ing and have the same staff. SHS m aintains the Infirm ary, Last year, toe clinic tre a t­ which had 693 admissions last year. ed 21,010 students, whose illnesses ranged from res­ Again, the m ajor health prob­ p irato ry and general m e d i­ lems were respiratory, followed cine to injuries. by gastroenteritis, mononucleo­ To treat these disorders, Mrs. sis and emotional. The quality M cFarland must purchase a of treatm ent is shown by the yearly supply of some 40,000 sul- fact that only 14 transfers to Today, several, things. First of all . . . the current crucifixion of the Me­ morial Union J3oard in relation to its dress policy. As of right now, the State-Press is supporting neither side, although some members of our staff are definitely oppos­ ed to the policy. ";~ THE REASON we’re not making a united editorial stand? We think it’s about time the students begin a campaign for themselves . . . and make it work. Ap­ parently they already have. Petitions are being circu­ LETTERS TO THE EDITOR lated which advocate abolishment of the policy. This we think is good. A constructive, orderly, wellorganized student campaign is long overdue. It has been quite awhile. Since about 1958 to be exact. We do feel the MU Board should highly, consider To the Editor, (without saying it) that K ey­ majority student opinion and faithfully execute the When I wrote a letter" to the nes accepts the concept of grad­ wishes of the students. As yet, we are not satisfied that editor, expressing what I thought ualism and then says “the Fa­ it is a MAJORITY opinion. The petitions may prove us to be a well known fact, I was bians were gradualists.” With lo­ even more shocked at the re­ gic like this, I am stupified. wrong. It is definitely up to you. sponse than when I wrote the Another says that Keynes- was SECONDLY, about Greek Week . . . thus far we feel, for the capitalists, yet Keynes quality has been sacrificed in favor of organization. The ..letter. events are clicking off smoothly, on tirfte, and are draw- I expressed a fact . . . John wrote to his m other (as quoted ing good attendance . . . all these prove that'things are M aynard Keynes was a Fabian from R. F. H arrod’s “The Life Socialist, and also mentioned of John M aynard Keynes,” page well-organized. that Paul A. Samuelson was a 224): But are they what they could be? “Oh! Y o u'll be amused Were the best possible judges selected for the.IFC Keynesian Socialist. Sing? . . . (Go ahead and shout “poor loser,” but we’ve Most of the replies were 1 3 t o . hear th at I was offered heard many others asking the same question). Was the effect that Keynes wasn’t a a Russian deepration ye ste r­ day, a belated one, just a r ­ the Convocation what it should have been? Will the Socialist. I find this very hard to be­ Giecian Ball be a success, 20 miles from campus? We are not trying to put a thorn in this.year’s events. lieve in that R. F. Harrod, him­ We aie just saying that quality is as important as ex­ self a chief disciple of Keynes, wrote a book on the life of Key­ pediency. nes, in which he tells of'K eynes To the Editor: CLEARING THE DESK: Tomorrow night in the joining the Fabians group at A , few questions for the MU MU north upper lounge a two-hour program will be Cambridge in 1903 at the age of Board: presented by Dr. Kent Pillsbury and Rabbi Albert 20 . Plotkin to afford interested students the'opportunity All the rest of his life he 1. W hat is/the p u rp d sejjf the board? to take a look at what the summer European study worked with Fabians as pointed 2. Is the board set up to re p ­ tour has to. offer. It begins; at 8. ■ The SHS practices the best of medical ethics, and no student need suspect th a t his personal medical history is seen or known by anyone but1 the authorized doctors and nurses.. Such in­ formation is confidential. Also, names of those who are patients in the Infirm ary are not released to the public. In spite of the high standards of SHS, a few misconceptions arise and are spread by those who feel they w ere treated bad­ ly. Much of it is due to a lack of understanding of a few basic rules. Some of them to keep in mind; are (1 ) no medical service is given to those who have no record on file, (2) visitation of In firm a ry patients is not perm itted. Subm itting a medical record is part of the admission require­ ments of ASU and if you get by w ithout doing it, you’re only fooling yourself and wasting your money. Don’t try to pull the wool over the doctor’s eyes. Every week a large num ber of fakes try to get medical excuses to avoid tests, ROTC or assignments due . . . it rarely works. berger thought his views were well known facts rived from the Provisional G overnm ent. Being a Bolshpvik, however, I thought it more proper to refuse.” Please be sure to note that I am not' calling Keynes a Com­ munist, I am just showing that he did hot believe in capitalism. As to the m ultitude of falla­ cies in Samuelson’s book, please note Henry H azlitt’s book “F ail­ ure of the New Economics,” or “Human Action” by Ludwig Von Mises. Ken Berger a few questions for the mu board EDITORIALLY SPEAKING range needs a safer location At 10:10 yesterday morning a stray arrow from the ASU archery range struck a coed walking through offcampus students parking lot “U”, on Van Ness Ave. The metal-tipped arrow penetrated her dress, lèav-, ing a jagged tear. She was very lucky. Dresses can be replaced. Had the arrow been a few feet higher, the results could have been tragic. Eyes are among our most treasured possessions. _ The archery range is located between the swim­ ming pool and the bâseball diamond. The archers shoot in the direction of the parking lot. Yesterday’s incident proves the inadequacy of the backstop used at the range. We are not suggesting that archery be removed from the campus, but we do think the range needs a safer location. If nothirig better is found, the rear of the men’s gym would provide a very adequate backstop. out in detail in “Keynes at H arvard,” compiled -by— the Veritas Foundation. The replies to my. first letter were very interesting. They included a Socialist (self-adm itted) who said that a Fabian Socialist is not a F a­ bian Socialist. He first shows CLAUDE HOPPER dpes the board have over stu ­ dents violating its edicts other than requiring the students to appear before the board? 6. W hat other m ajor bene­ fits, besides the MU dress and' resent the student body? low er lounge study regulations, 3. If so, are a substantial- have been provided by the MU num her of the students ques­ Board this year? tioned before decisions are Sharon House made? E d ito r’s Note: W e can 4. If not, upon w hat reason­ fin d the space, M U Board, ing are decisions concerning MU policy based? if you can fin d the a n ­ 5. W hat disciplinary pow er swers. by tom knowles é Wednesday, April 4, 1962 Professor To Help With Policy Dr. W illard A braham , chair-*- ] national education-leaders who m an of ASU’s departm ent o f ; w iB help set up the academic educational services, has been program of the new Liberal invited to help form ulate the : Arts U ndergraduate College. educational policy of New Col­ ! The college is endowed by j the Congregational Church. It lege, Sarasota, Fla. I is expected to begin classes in Dr. A braham w ill be a m o n g ! 1964. O n Campus w ith M ax ô h u îm an (Author of " I Was a Teen-age Dwarf”, “The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis”, etc.) ED U C A T IO N A L TV: IT S CAUSE A N D CURE "STATE p r e s s ‘A lliance9Is Theme Speech Team For Annual Meeting To Compete In Regional The annual meeting of the Rocky Mountain Council for La­ tin American Studies w ill be Apr': 12! and 13 a t the Ameri­ can Institute lor Foreign Trade in G Lndale. | lorado, Ernest Wilkins of Brigham Young University and Wil­ liam H. Nelle of the University of Wyoming. ASU professors who will p a r ­ ticipate, besides Dr. M arvin Alisky, who will be program chair­ “Aii.ance for Progress” will man, are Dean Arnold Tildeh, them e this year’s meeting. Dr. John R. Martinez, Dr. QuiAmong the speakers w ill be no M artinez and Dr. J. Douglas Professor Miguel Jorrin and Hale. Marshall Nason of the Univer­ Dr. Paul F. Luenow of ASU is sity of New Mexico, Jam es L. 1962 secretary-treasurer of the Busey of the University of Co I council. It if ! m m ** mt m m m mm «*» % f A It’s your ^ tapered shape A great deal of nonsense lias been w ritten about educational television. Following is my contribution: I t has been said th a t television allots no desirable viewing hours to educational and intellectual programs. This is simply not so. I or instance, you can see “The K ant and Hegel Hour” every day a t 4 a.m. This excellent show is followed a t 5 a:m. ~l>.y “lyierkegaard Can Be Fun.” For such lazy scamps as lie abed beyond th a t hour, there is á splendid program on Sunday, mornings a t 7 :15 called “Birds of Minnesota, Except Duluth.” So much for the myth th a t TV gives lio prime time to educa­ tional programs. -Now let us deflate another canard: th at TV is not eager to inject intellectual content in all its programs. If you have sat, as I have sat, with a television planning' board, you would know th a t the opposite is true. I was priv­ ileged recently to witness a meeting of two of TV’s topmost program developers—both named Binkie. Tattersall. “ Binkie,” said Binkie to Binkie, “if there is one thing I am bound and determined, it’s th a t we’re going to have intel­ lectual content in next season’s programs.” “ R ight!” replied Binkie. “So let us p u t on our thinking caps and go to work.” “I forgot my thinking cap in Westport,” said Binkie, “but I have a better notion: let us light a M arlboro.” “B ut of course!” cried Binkie. “ Because the best way to think is to settle, back and get comfortable, and what is the cigarette th a t lets you settle.back and get comfortable?” “ I said Marlboro,” answered Binkie. “ Weren’ty o u listening?’? “A full-flavored smoke is Marlboro,” declared Binkie. “ Rich tobacco, pure white filter, a choice of pack or box. W hat is better than a Marlboro?” “A Marlboro and a m atch,” replied Binkie. “C ot one?” Binkie had, and so they lit their good Marlboros and settled back and got comfortable and proceeded to cerebrate. “F irst of all,” said Binkie, “ we áre going to avoid all the old clichés. We will have no domestic comedies, no westerns, no . private eyes, no dee]) sea divers, no doctors, and no lawyers.” “ Bight!” said Binkie. “Something offbeat.” “T h a t’s the word—offbeat,” said Binkie. They smoked and cerebrated. “ You know,” said Binkie, "there has never been a series about the Coast and Geodetic ¡Survey.” “Or a b o u t glass blowers,” said Binkie. They fell into a long, torpid silence. .“ You know,” said Binkie, “ there’s really nothing wrong with *\ i’ . ; •. : «X i t - ÍÜ M Ö r .V«. . * ' i m g r ip l i f e * . a cliche situation—provided, of course, it ’s offbeat.” “B ight!” said Binkie. “Bo let’s say we do a series about a guy who’s a family m an with a whole bunch of lovable kids who play merry pranks on him.” “Yeah, and lie’s also a cowboy,” said Binkie. “Ahd a deep sea diver,” said Binkie. “With a law degree,” said Binkie. “Plus an M .D .,” said Binkie. “A n d he runs a detective agency,” said Binkie. “Binkie,” said Binkie to Binkie, “we’ve done it again!” They'sliook hands silently, not trusting themselves to speak, and lit Marlboros and settled buck to relax, for Marlboro is a cigarette not only for cerebration,' but for settling back with­ in fact, for all occasions and conditions, all times and climes, all-seasons and reasons, all men and women. -®imz Max-abuimui Page 5 F I i i i i Mother always told me to look for the blue label* F i v e m em bers of ASU’s aw ard-w inning speech team will trav el to Hum bolt S tate College, A reata, Calif., for the Pi K appa Delta regional speech tournam ent A pril 12-14. The team will com pete in oratorical, extem pòraneous and im prom ptu speaking and d e­ bate. Team m em bers m aking the trip are: Byron- B a rtle tt,'B e tty Boyer, Richard Shaw, Ken S al­ I mon and Dick Bassinger. A fter the P i K appa D elta j tourney, the team travels to j Pasadena College for the South­ ern California Speech Associa­ tion tournam ent and then to Tucson for the state to u rn a­ ment. In past tourneys, the team, sponsored by Dr. W illiam H. Stites, took third place in de­ bate and first place in extem p­ oraneous speaking at the allW estern tournam ent in Fresno, Calif., and placed th ird in the Mobile Invitational. KAET Glimpses Nobody’s really suggesting romance will be yours if you wear U. S. |