» ta te J V e e s ^ A 1 * O N A~ S T A T E U N I V E R S I TV T E M P E , A R I Z O N A X Winner To Speak ¡M§§§¡ Allan Nevins, Pulitzer Prize­ winning historian with a dis­ tinguished career in Journa­ lism, will deliver the main ad­ dress Friday, May 12, at Ari* zona State University’s annual honors convocation. Dr. Névins, who published a two-volume history, “The Emer­ gence 6f Lincoln,” in 195?, will speak at ASU on “Lincoln, the Civil War and Democracy.” The convocation, which hon­ ors ASU’s outstanding students, signals the beginning of com­ mencement activities. It is sche­ duled for , 10:40 a.m. and is open to the public. Professor Nevins, D e W itt C linto n professor em eritu s of A m erican H isto ry a t C olum bia U n iversity, c u rre n tly is senior research scholar a t th e H e n ry 6 . H u n tin gto n L ib ra ry , San M arin o , C a lif. T h e scholar and ed itor, who tau g h t a t C olum bia fo r more th an a q u a rte r c e n tu ry , reeieved P f i f M fo r b ln . g rap h y d u rin g hie p ro lific aca­ dem ic career. T h e fir s t w as in 1932 fo r his “ G ro véh C le v e ­ land,” th e second ij£_1937 fo r his „“ H a m ilto n Fish.” H e was 'appointed professor of A m e r­ ican H i s t ó r y ^ t C o lum bia /in 1931, a fte r an o u ts ta n d in ^ r e cord in Journalism . Payson Workshop Named ‘Best . By S E L Born in Camp Point, 111., on May 20, 1890, Dr. Nevins at­ tended the University of Illi­ nois, where he received his bachelor’s degree in 1912 and a master’s degree a year later, while serving as an instructor in English. In 1913 he became editbrial writer on the New York Even­ ing Post, a position he held un­ til 1923, and editorial writer for The Nation, where he serv­ ed' until ,1918. After holding editorial positions on the New York Sun and the New York World, during the years 192427, hp became professor of History at Cornell University. In a span of 45 years, he has w ritte n or edited n early 40 books on a w id e v a rie ty of sub-" jects ranging from the Ar ¡can Revolution to the Deal. He c u rre n tly is co m p let­ ing a m u lti-v o lu m e history of the C iv il W a r and Reconstruc­ tion w hich he began in 1947 and w hich is expected to serve as the a u th o rita tiv e w o rk 1 on th a t era fo r m any years to come. Professor Nevins has received numerous awards and honors, including the Bancroft Prize, the Scribner Centenary Prize, and the Gold Medal for History and Biography of the National Institute of Arts and Letters Special Seats Made Available For Graduate Football Fans Graduating seniors and their wives or husbands 'w ill be able to purchase seâsonf ootball tick­ ets for $15-,this fall. Athletic Director Clyde B. Smith announced the new plan yesterday. “We feel that grad­ uating seniors will havp many financial obligations in the next few years,” he said. “By offer­ ing them season tickets at this special rate, we will be able to help these graduates remain a part of our alumni family.” The special program will con­ tinue for three years, with th^s year’s graduates seated in a special alumni section of Sun Devil Stadium. Season tickets for the 196162 1season will go pn sale in early March. Arriving At Drama Workshop ... ERDER ASU leaders enjoyed a weekend of recreation and hard work April 28-30 at Tontozona Camp, Payson. Declared as one of the most successful student gov­ ernment workshops,. the weekend was highlighted bv three outstanding speakers in the field of leadership throughout the three days. i —-—----------------- ---------i f_ Approximately 45 students Ranch com pleted th e d a y ’s a c ­ attended the workshop. ¿This is tiv itie s . After an early breakfast Sat­ the smallest group ever to go urday morning, the leaders di­ to Payson, according to J. C. vided into six groups to work Brown, chairman of Organiza­ on ASU problems and take legis­ tions and Leadership Board. lative action on them. Follow­ After supper Mr. John ing lunch, six bills were in­ Schoolland, director of Guid­ troduced to the model Student ance Services at West Phoenix Senate. Three were passed and High S c h o o l , addressed the three defeated. “This gives, the group on “Principles of Lead- student leaders some practical e r s h i p.” According to Mr. experience in legislative ac­ Schoolland, “humanness,” and tion,” Miller stated. Dr. Roy C. “humbleness” are the most Rice, professor of Education, important qualities a leader may spoke on Parliamentary Proce­ possess. He listed a number of dure. In a scene from, “The Happy Journey to Camden and Trenton” are, from left steps a leader should take be­ “ Leadership A fte r the Mary ^raw ford, Pam Loch, Mike ¡Solomon and Jim Seeman. fore he undertakes an activity. -Sheekskin” w as th e topic of At the end of> his address he 'discussion given by M r. Jim demonstrated Group Dynamics Creasm an, D irecto r, A S U a lu m ­ in which the' psychological as­ ni Association. pect of leadership was em­ A O T T n — __ _ __ i __ «____ , . . . _____ — After breakfast and a morn­ The ASU Drama Workshop gust Stringberg’s “The Strong phasized. ing worship service, Dean W. is presenting four short plays er”; and “Hello, Out There” by Michael Rost, a graduate stu­ dent, will direct the Saroyan . Les M ille r , A S A S U ’s outgoing P. Shofstall made the closing at Payne Auditorium. William Saroyan w ill be pre­ Play. fii*st vice president, fo llo w ed remarks and evaluated the 1960Saturday at Payne Auditorium. sented by the student drama­ Performances are open to the M r. 8choolland w ith a detailed 61 Spring Workshop. Thornton Wilder’s “The Hap­ tists. public. Students w ill be ad­ o utline p f e tu d en t govern m en t “Best ever!”, was the gen­ py Journey to Camden and The first three plays will be mitted with activity cards, and a t A 8 l| and its 'functions. Re eral opinion of student leaders Trenton,” “The Queen's Little directed by Frank R. Byers, general admission w ill be 75 creation and dancing at Kohl's Iip evaluating th e workshop Finger” by Henry Carewe; Au­ ASU professor of Drama, while cents. Four Short Plays Run Through Saturday vxt Retarded Children Is Confab Top Placement Interviews Today — Mission School D isand a ; variety o f high school sobjects. Thursday — Alamitos E e j!mentary School I District — Mndergartén t h r o u g h sixth grade. Barstow PuMtc Schools — elementary and high school. j triet — first, second, fiilh Friday — Garden Grove Ita!ion High School- District — ..high school math and English. Monday — Calilomia State !Personnel Board — accanan tants. Owns^Corniag .F 1 b é r glass Company — industrial management, const racfipa and j mechanical engineers. Chaffey ! Union High School District — E agisb, Girls >P_EL,- Industrial ! Arts-woods and1!(drafting Spam-1 ish. French, and. German. ' Pete Koelsch and Richard Leo, members of Blue Key, present the outstanding participation trophy to Judy Donnelly, representing Alpha Delta Pi. The soronty raised S75 at the Blue K ey carnival last week. Delta Sigma Phi and Theta C h i were second and third, respectively. NOTICE: [ - A U TEACHERS f Brit Smith Car Co * Needs Good Used ) Cars A N D .WILL PAY ) Top $$ PIONEER CAMERA SHOP (BRIT SMITH Car Co. s*>2 Mill Temp«! I WO 7-33&1 T Ê V P E . 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Regular or mentholated, 1.00. $5.00 V anitg ätfap r DRUG STORES Campus Representatives—Ted Lorber—Bruce Rys Tempe Shopping Center W O 7 - 2076 W ednesday, M ay 3, 1961 STATE PR ESS Page i Reports Heard By Executive Council A discussion of ASU adver­ tising on the ‘sign at the Pan­ cake House on Mill Ave. was brought up by Dick Finley, ASU Executive Manager, at the Exe­ cutive Council meeting Monday. Finley reported that the own­ er claims he loses $100 a day when he doesn’t advertise his own products. Therefore, if ASU uses the sign for any ad­ Discussing their future careers are these six A ir Force ROTC cadet officers who vertising, the owner wants part w ill receive regular Air-Force commissions w hen they graduate in May. From of the, sign space for his ad­ tett, are, Jay . Norton, Richard Lee, Larry Ellis, Richard Green, Howard McClain vertising. and Rodney Ormrod. . John Sampson, AMS presid e n t , reported Water-sports Day is set for the. weekend of N o ‘Prospector’ May 21-22 and the Awards The English department has Banquet is May 18. 4M » announced that the student li­ Sampson added that two new terary magazine,t “The Pros­ Special Rates For pector,” will not be published P lanning A Z College People this spring. M ODERNIZED GROUND SCHOOL The next issue is expected FOR PILOT!? & NO N-PILO TS to be released Dec. 1. Save On A N ew awards will be given this year, one for “ASU’s Man of the Year” and the “Herman Sch­ midt Memorial.” * Also, the pamphlets on com­ pulsory ROTC and ASU are ready to send" out, said Samp­ son. These Pamphlets are to. be sent to different schools around the country^to inform them of what research ASU has done on ROTC. Les Miller, ASASU first vice president, suggested an approved form letter be drawn up and sent out with the materials in the form of an in­ troduction. 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And we’re equipped to start you on your training pro­ gram now, while you’re still in school. Just call our office, or write for the free booklet, “ Carepr Opportunities” c c p u r r... u s ; Just as springtime reawakens you to the beauty and soft greenness all around. . . so every Salem reawakens and softly refreshes your taste. -Salem, with all its rich tobacco taste, is a gently, easy-going smoke. Special High Porosity paper “air-softens” every puff^sO that more tharf ever, Salem gives you the freshness of springtime. Smoke refreshed...sm oke Salem! CONTACT menthol fresh rich tobacco taste modern filter, too LOUIS T. CHANEY 30 E. 5th St. T em p e W O 7 -1 6 3 4 ( PROVIDENT MUTUAt life Insurance Company 7 of Philadelphia P age 4 W ednesday, M ay 3, 1961 STATE PR ESS Exam Schedule E D IT O R -IN -C H IE F _ -J A C K A rizona State U n iversity Second Sem ester, 1960-61 All Classes Regularly Scheduled At: ONG News Depàftment ---------- ------ ------TOM HILTO N -JUDY. OLSON, B IL L FL IC K A ND B IL L OVEREND CO PY EDITOR ___1___ ____ ------------- W ARREN J . FIE L D CH IEF PROOFREADER ...........................D IC K D RA PER D ISPA TCH ER ___ __ ___ -------- — GEO RG E D E PA SSE CARTOONIST - - - - - - - - - - - I____-M IK E ROK OFF ASSIGNM ENTS EDITOR ----------- --- SEL ERDER Society Department EDITOR -L IN D A RA N K IN ASSISTANT l—CAROL OSMAN Sports Department EDITOR --------- -----BOB EGER A SSISTA N T -D IC K BURROUGHS M A NAGING EDITOR NEW S EDITORS__ By T O M H IL T O N The ASUHBSA (the Arizona ’On F riday, M ay 26, 1961, From State University Heath Bench 7:40 - 9:30 ___ _____ ___ 7:40 - 8:30 M W F or D aily* Sitting Association, for the un­ 9:40 - 11:30 __ _____ __ ____ ' &40 - 10:30 TTh or T T h? 12:40 - 2:30 J I M .- ___ 11:40 - 12:30 M W F or D aily* initiated) has turned in their 2:40 - 4:30 ____ ___ zJgL ___1:40 - 2:30. TTh or T T hS . monthly report. We quote: O n M onday, M ay 29, 1961, From “Moon full . . . library . . , 7:40 - .9:30 ____8:40 - 9:30 M W F or D aily* 9:40 - 1 1 :3 0 ________„ ___ 10:40 - 11:30 TTh or T T hS stacks . . . research papers . . . The STATE PRESS, distributed by___the 12:40 - 2:30 ....______ ______ _ 12:40 - 1:30 M W F or D aily* exams . . . ten o’clock nights . campus chapter of Sigma Delta Chi under the direction of Circulation Manager Charles 2:40 - 4:30.—... — ......,-'-¿4— 3:40 - 4:30 TTh or TThS palm trees , . . swimming in Hilgeman, is the official campus newspaper' of Arizona State University. It is published each On W ednesday, M ay 31, 1961, From Wednesday and Friday throughout the school year, 7:40 - 9:30 ___....'JJL ____......___ 7:40 - 8:30 TTh or TThS your own swimming suit . . . excepting holidays, and is entered as second ___ ______ ____ 9:40 - 10:30 M W F or D aily* canoes . .. graduation ,., . Coots class matter ^at the Tempe, Arizona, Post Office 9:40 - 11:30 under the Acts of March „3, 1879, and August 24, 12:40 - 2:30-------- 1:40 - 2:30 M W F or D aily* . . . Verde River . . . mosquitos 1912. Subscription price. $3 per school year. The STATE PRESS, it a member of the 2 :4 0 ,4 :3 0 2:40 - 3:30 TTh or TThS . . . full moon . . . full moon . . . Arizona Newspapers Association, Associated Collegiate Press and National Advertising Service, On T hursday, Ju ne 1, 1961, From full moon . . . water skiing . . . Inc. 7:40 - 9:30 _ _____ 8:40 - 9:30 TTh or T T hS sand . . . convertibles . . . air 9:40 - 11:30 ........•________ 10:40 - 11:30 M W F or D aily* 12:40 - 2;30_..:-,i:------L I ____ .._...11:40 - 12:30 TTh or TThS conditioning . . . hot dogs . . . 2:40 - 4:30 __________ ..........2:40 - 3:30 M W F or D aily* blackjack . . . happy hour . . . On Friday, Ju ne 2, 1961, From trees . . .-ice cream wagons . . . 7:40 - 9:30 ___ ......... 3:40 - 4:30 M W F or D aily* guitars . .. full moon . . . Zories, 9:40 - 11:30 .........— ...._____.... 12:40 - 1:30 TTh or T T hS *And classes that meet on M, MW, MF, MTWF, MWThF, surfers and I . , YAHOO! MTWTh or F. T h « A S U H B S A has also a s k ­ Examinations for classes that are scheduled with ‘‘Time ed the State Press th e m eaning Arranged” and for classes that meet at, or after 4:30 p.m., in of tw o term s. “ F a th e r N a rd ” and the evening, will be held at the time scheduled for the last regular meeting of the class during the examination period of “ sn arf." W e have, consulted a ll Chaos. May 2.6 thru June 2nd, unless otherwise scheduled by the-in- av a ila b le 'dictionaries and have You junkies are without souls. structor at a time during this final week of the semester. Since °m e up w i t h ' nothing. H elp School twelve months out of Tuesday, May 30, Memorial Day, is a holiday, no examinations us . . . W e ’ve got to kn o w . the year. will be held during the day or evening. * * * No inspiration. MATHEMATICS: The Library air conditioning Fraternity? Cuban situation? classes in Math. 116, 117, 118, and. 119 will be sched­ system is posing some diffi-. Nuclear warfare? You nuts are uled All for final exam from 8:00 to 10:00- a.m. on Saturday, out of your minds, talking about May 27. the All classes in Math. 120, 121, 212, and 220 will be cult problems for our young things so unimportant as those. scheduled for the final exam from 10:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. on campus studiers. It seem that . . . We have waxed typical Saturday, May 27. The specific room assignments will be in order to remain comfortable springtime conversation. It’s that made by the individual instructors at the last regular lecture as you pass from room to room, time when our way is the only ' ■ way and if you don’t agree o meeting of the class. that you either have to wear a AH 102 ' conform there’s ,something ' the parka or a swimming suit. It’s The examination for AH 102 will be held in LSC-191 on matter with you. You worry a good time for some lad to Monday, May 29, from 7:40 9:30 a.m. about the Cuban situation when market aj fur lined bikini. ZO 102-Sec. 1 , ' myguitar isn’t back from the re­ * * * pair shop yet? Some nerve! The examination for ZO 102-Sec. 1 will be held in'LSC-191 The / time, according to the “I think I’m going to buy a mine. It started as a on Thursday,! June 1, from 7:40 - 9:30 a.m. Three-hour courses that meet twice a week should sched­ clock on the west wall of the gold mine and it ran out; next silver; then copper; and now uranium. I’m gonna buy, it for the heck of it. ule examinations in that part of the period which represents a Memorial Union is Z after N. full class hour. There’s nothing else to do.” < ' * * * “Ooh, where’s^that guitar?” - —— r * If conflicts occmv of if Under this scHedule^ a student has T h e E d ito r -In -C h ie f w ro te in Funny, isn’t it? All of a sudden everything is ..lazy nore than three exams in one day, he should consult instructor(s) and the sun is so nice and Nature’s okay except for the regarding possible schedule adjustment, or, if necessary, the his Scratchpad today, about* a * young man w ho w as w o rry in g the manure on the grass and studying is such a hard Dean(s) of the College in which the courses are offered. job and that teacher is nothing short of a crab. No changes should- be made in this schedule, except those about his g u itar. W e ll, ! fin a lly We’re no different, but a bit. less 'addicted to this required in individual cases, Without the approval of the Dean got m y g u itar. you, h o w -, , annual bug, whatever it is, in order 'to notice others of the College concerned. in their semi-bored-with-it-all state and their gibberish so meaningless. , Funny, isn’t it? “I can’t stay awake. I don’t know why, I just can’t stay awake. C’mon, eyes, open up!” “We get paid today. I’ll bet I can drink up my check faster than you can yours. Wanna bet?” “No, you’re nuts and where is that dumb guitar?” The fight of the Golden Flower is Sunday down at Nogales.”, “You’re evading the point I’ve got in mind: where’s my guitar? Why isn’t it back yet?” “As I was saying . . . ” “What’ve you got against my guitar? Why do you hate me?” , (That’s deductive reasoning, neat college logic.) Omigosh! You’re all crazy! AFTER-THOUGHT —“Today’s TV cowboys don’t have any trouble rolling their cigarettes. No, sir, it’s adding the filter tip that gets ’em!” . . . ever, are going to hav>e to send m oney fo r th e gold m ine. * C o n ra d The C a m p u s C o p S? . sh ¡ m i s a ss Letters To The Editor Good O le M um bo Jumbo To the Editor: In reply to Lafe Plumb’s letter of April 28: 1I have cause to take the same side against the John Birch Society as you and your “be­ loved Arner.” But please, do tell me why you “really must remark that the good Cardinal Cushing . . presents a good case for the abolition of cardinals.” Why just cardinals?' In abolishing cardinals, you rai&ht also abolish any clergy­ man who speaks forth against communism. Indeed, Lafe, let us abolish ALL of Christianity, and wor­ ship Mumbo Jumbo. And in our new found sect we could even “institute” a divine rule that would provide punish­ ment for anyone that hated communism pr spoke out against it np.apy forip. You, dear Lafe, could even be high priest. “John’s Little Brother, Ted” a U ïÊm I “ Sorta makes you sick, h . in s m * * Have you been i looking around the cainpus lately? What have you .seen? We haye notic­ ed that everybody is hurrying. Coeds have been walking brisk­ ly down College Avenue, hand in handhvith their favorite-boy friends .. 1 grinning. Professors. * hurrying to get everything done so they will have time to grade all the term papers . . . that probably won’t be turned in. Baseball players are practicing hard (?) for the revenge games Saturday with Nogales Junction school f o r retarded children. One can see Naiads scurry to and from the pool, getting readyfor their “Splashes through Mo­ vie Land” Friday and Saturday nights. “Hey, you with the tennies . . . out of the Pool!” And every once in a while a stu­ dent can be seen in the Lib­ rary, studying for an exam that he will probably "sleep through. * * * The Drama Workshop is go­ ing great guns (if you will par­ don the expression) over at their little fire trap. They would be doing a heck of a lot better if they just had adequate fac­ ilities to work with. It’s really a shame to our University that a campus group has to work so hard with so little. W ednesday, M ay 3, 1961 A SU STATE PR E SS Page S Receives Total Of $20,000 In Grants Since March 1 O v e r $30,000 in research since-March 1, the Board of grants, scholarships, and gifts Regents report. Included in the have been awarded to ASU total are: A grant of $8,419 from the National Institute of Mental Health, U S. Public Health Ser­ vice, BetHesda, Md., enabling Dr. Harold W. foppock, asso­ ciate professor of Psychology, CLEAN USED CARS WANTED [CASH O N THE s p o t ! M AGGIE SEZ ~ fBRIT SMITH C ar Co.j “ E ve ry th in g Is N ot B lack and W h ite " A t T h e 802 M ill Tem pe] WO 7-3381 PIONEER CAMERA - •* SHOP T ^ M P E -C E N T E R to continue his study of sen­ sory and motor factors in es­ cape conditioning. A contract of $4,064 with the National Institutes of Health for a workshop bn “Planning for Community Service in Men­ tal Health,” under the direc­ tion« of Mrs. Naomi Harward assistant professor of Sociology / A grant of $1,200 from CIBA pharmaceutical Products, Inc., Summit, N.J., for an investiga­ tion by Dr. Ernest Parker,' pro fessor of Animal Husbandry, of “Feeding Trials of Serpasil (a tranquilizer) to Laying Hens to Combat Heat Stress Under High Temperatures.” An annual scholarship grant of $1,000. “Thé Sigma Delta Chi-Pulliam Scholarship,” from Eugene Pulliam, publisher of the Arizona Republic and the iPhoenix Gazette, for the junior student showing greatest prom- ise for a newspaper career, the award continuing for each stu­ dent. through his senior year. A grant of $3,000 from A. F. Morris, general manager, Ray Mines Division, Kennecott Cop­ per Corporation, Hayden, for the purchase of additional equipment for the modern in­ dustrial spectroscopy program. OnCampos Mth (Author of “1 Was a Teen-age Dwarf,” “The Loves of Debit Gillie,” etc.) OLD GRADS NEVER DIE In just s matter of weeks many of you will be graduating— especially seniors. You are of course eager to go out in the great world where opportunities are limitless and deans nonexistent. At the same time your hearts are heavy at the thought of losing touch with so many classmates you have come to know and love. It is my pleasant task today to assure you that graduation need not mean losing touch with classmates; ^11 you have to do is join the Alumni Association and every fkar you will rereive a bright, newsy, chatty bulletin, chock full of information about all your old buddies. NEW T h e y c a ll it "kiss mist” THE NEW SURE BREATH FRESHENER FOR PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO BE LIKED! ORAL SPRAY In sta n t freshness fo r yo ur b re a th anytim e, anywhere New Lavoris Oral Spray . . . they call it “Kiss Mist” on campuses across the nation! “Kiss Mist”! 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I cancel all my engagements, take the phone off the hook, dismiss my chiropractor, put the ocelot outside, and settle down for an evening of pure pleasure with the Bulletin and (need I add?) a good supply of Marlboro Cigarettes. 1r Whenever I am having fun, a Marlboro makes the fuA even more funJ That filter, that flavor, that pack or box never fails to heighten my pleasure whether I am watching the television or playing buck euchre or knitting an afghan or reading Mad or enjoying any other fun-filled pursuit you might name—ex­ cept, of course, spearfishing. But then, how m ufi spearfishing does one do in Clovis, New Mexico, where I live? But I digress. Let us return- to my Alumni Bulletin and let me quote for you the interesting tidings about all my old friends and classmates: | Well, fellow alums, it certainly has been a wing-dinger of a year for all us old grads! Remembet Mildred Cheddar and Harry Camembert, those crazy kids who always held hands in Econ II? Well, they’re married now and living in Clovis, New Mexico, where Harry rents spearfishing equipment and Mildred has just given birth to a lovely 28-pound daughter, her second in four months. Nice going, Mildred and Harry! Remember Jethro Brie, the man we voted most likely to suc­ ceed? Well, old Jethro is still gathering laurels! Last week he was voted “Motorman of thè Year” by his fellow workers in the Duluth streetcar system. “I owe it all to my brakeman,” said Jethro in a characteristically modest acceptance speech. Same old Jethro! Probably the most glamorous time of all us alums was had by Francis Macomber last year. He went on a big game hunting safari all the way to Africa ! We received many interesting post cards frema Francis until he was, alas, accidently shot and killed by his wife and white hunter. Tough luek, Francis! Wilma “Deadeye” Macomber, widow of the late beloved Francis Macomber, was married yesterday to Fred “Sureshot” Quimby, white hunter, in a simple double-ring ceremony in Nairobi. Good hick, Wilma and Fred! Well, alums, that just about wraps it up for this year. Keep ’em flying! cimi Muamixi Old grads, Hew grads, undergrade, all agree: The beet mew' nonhlter cigarette in m anp a long gear is the king-size Philip Morris Commander. Welcome «board/ T W édnesday, M ay 3, 1961 STATE PR ESS P age 6 r ^ î 5ÎetinBoap 3n Various Opinions Voiced On Art Display Of MU tow er Lounge 6-Upper Lounge—Kappa Delta W ednesday 2:30-208 — Student Faculty Pi. to life objects of real things and the. sculptures as on thé paint­ By S U S A N M A R I O N NE A U X 7:30-218—Kappa Delta Pi. . Committee. not paintings «from the mind. I ings. /‘One nice little pot had The public has voiced their 2:30-Ballroom—Music Depart­ 7:30-Satan’s Cellar—Devils & guess I’m just old-fashioned. funny legs on it. It was kind of Dames. opinion of Art work in the MU ment Recital. a happy type pot.” . Comments were as strong on 8-208—Dawa Chindi. lower lounge. 3- 2.10—Rallies & Traditions 8-209—Baha’i. Commenting on Ramon Al­ WV V WV V V Board. F rid a y varez’s Crespusculo de Polresa, 3:30-Upper Lounge—Forum by 8 a.m.-Ballroom — Conference . History, Philosophy and Po­ 4 p.m.-209—Pi Delta Epsilon. one ypung blond thing said, “It is curious. You can see some­ litical Science clubs. 6-Senate Chambers — Senate thing different each time you 4218A—Natani. Finance Committee. by look at it. Besides giving *an 4-208 — Activity Coordination 8:30-209—Bridge Lessons. unusual effect, the colors are 7:30-Lower Lounge—Bridge. Board. stimulating.” 6-rSenate Chambers — Senate There are those that_ have Finance Committee. Publicity Job Open opposite opinions. I prefer wood 6-218A — Student Religious Anyone interested in work­ carvings to paintings because N EW COSTUM E JEWELRY Council. SEE- OUR WIDE SELECTION OF 6218C—Phi Delta Kappa ing Din­ (for pay) as manager of the carvings I can understand', the ASU Publicity Service next, thé paintings I can’t. I like true ner. year is urged to apply, Dick 6:30-208—Campus Crusade. MAGGIE SEZ . .. _j6:30-209—Sigma Phi Epsilon Finley announced, yesterday. “ Thin gs A re Developing Pledges. Art or business experience is Fast” A t T h e 6:30-210 — Theta Delta Chi required. Sophomores and jun­ TEM PE CENTER PIONEER CAMERA Pledges. iors are preferred,. said Finley. O PEN TH URSDAY TILL 9 P.M . -SHOP N 7Upper Lounge—ASU Nurses Applications should be turned TEM PE CENTER Association. in at MU 213. 8Ballroom—Music Department Recital. Thursday L U C K Y S T R I K E P R E S E N T S « 12:30 p.m.-209—Baptist Student Union. 1:30-208—Publications Board. 3208—Education Board. 3:30-210—Water Sports Day. 3:40-Senate Chambers—Senate Meeting. DR. FROOD'S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: BEWARE OF SUBLIMINAL ADVERTISING! 4208—Senate Education Com­ LUCKY STRIKE LUCKY STRIKE LUCKY'STRIKE LUCKY STRIKE LUCKY STRIKE LUCKY STRIKE LUCKY STRIKE LUCKY STRIKE LUCKY STRIKE mittee. 4-Upper Lounge — Inter-Fra­ ternity Council. 6-Senate Chamber—Senate Fi­ Dear Dr. Frood: I've been reading a great deal about nance Committee. Swim Suifs CATALINA A N D ROSE MARIE REID Celia s Fashions DE§R.DR:FRaoD: 'automated teaching devices. How long will It be be­ fore they come up with machines to replace profes­ sors? Professor G O O D SELECTION AIR CONDITIONED USED DEAR PROFESSOR: Just as soon as they get one that can rap the knuckles of a sleeping student, give humiliating answers to foolish questions and spring surprise tests whenever it happens to be in a bad mood. i CARS From '55 to '61 Models BRIT SMITH Car Co 802 Mill Tempe' WO 7-3381 ' CONCERTS INC. Presents ^ Dear Dr. Frood: In the four years I’ve been at this college I’ve done some pretty horrible things. I am guilty, for-Instance, of ■ m e e h m ^ h e e into and around the home of Professor ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ . I’m also ashamed of wmmmmmmmm the Board of Regents, and completely the campus policeman's ■ ■ . But the worst thing i did. was ■ ■ ■ ■ R M i after hiding all night in the ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ . Can I, in good conscience, even accept a diploma from dear old m r b ? ^ - -— \ \ \ ^ 1 <— t \ ^ I I _^ —/ '\'.y " W IT H A U S T R A L IA N JA ZZ Q UARTET AND C O M E D IA N R O N IE S C H E L L Friday, May 19th, 8 P.M. ENCANTO BOWL 1 \ / 1 )** Dear Dr. Frood: My problem is fat, stubby fingers. As a result, I am exceedingly awkward with my hands. My manualdexterity is so poor, in fact, that I can’t even geta Luckypack open. What can I do? i f ingers 1 DEAR FINGERS: Simply strap^ordinary sewing needles along both of your index fingers. Now cup the Lucky pack in your hands, grasp the little red tab in your teeth, and yank. Next, place the pack on a flat surface and secure it between two unabridged dictionaries. Then, with the right-hand needle, carefully, carefully carve a one-inch-square opening at the top right-hand corner. Finally, place the points of the needles firmly against the sides of a Lucky and lift. That’s all there is to it. A word of warning though: Try to be careful when shaking hands. ' DEAR i You can if you send $500 in unmarked bj||s to Dr. Frood, Box 2990, Grand Cdntral Station, New York 17, N. Y. If you don’t, I'll print your letter without the little black lines. , Dear Dr. Frood: Don’t you think It’s wrong for a boy and g irl to-marry while they're still in school? Soc. Major DEAR SOC.: Yes, they should at least wait until recess. m T IC K E T S O N S A L E : ON CAMPUS THE HANDWRITING IS ON THE WALL, says Dr. Frood. Or, more exactly, on the blackboard. It's appearing on college blackboards everywhere: ‘ ‘College students smoke more Luckies than any other re g u la r.” . Why is th is statem ent showing up on college blackboards? Because I am paying agents to put it there. For you must remember that Luckies are the cigarette w ith ta ste —the em phatic toasted taste. Trv a pack of Luckies today. A lp h a D elta Pi SANDY’S RECORDS 43 E. Monroe HILL’S RECORDS Terrrpe Center BILL’S RECORDS U ptow n Plaza HAL’S RECORDS Papago Plaza BILL’S RECORDS P a rk C entral CHANGE TO LUCKIES a. r. co. a n d get some taste for a change! Product of iJn>wue