Next Year’s Leaders Of Associated^Students . . . New leaders of the student body check over Wednesday’s general election results. They are, from left (Jury Walker, president; and, SelErder, secretary, who were elected in the general: Jim Chilton first vice president; _____ __________ ______________________________________ ■, l? frr tfrr AprfTi TTTjiWiiiwwr'yiUiluua Bii. t _________ (harry McGrath Photo) Gary Waiker will lead the slate of ÂSASU officers for rfext year. He defeated Grant Allen by 581 votes for ASASU president, in Wednesday’s gene­ ral election. Other offices decided Wed­ nesday are: ASASU secretary, Sel Erder, 1,069, over Kathryn Sefferovich, 954; A M S presi­ dent, Bob Garter, 629, over Mark Cockrill VIII, 516; A M S treasurer, Dick Estes, 622, over Jim Warne, 521; AW S secretary, Carole Hendrickson, 453, over Marilyn Rossini, 395. Senatorial seats ¿ecided are; Liberal Arts, Henry Klopping 258, Sue Jeffries 252; also ran: Howie Bernstein 249, Ron Mey­ er 212; Education, Don Noller 322, Sherri Ulmer Sttë^also ran: Helen Plummer 296, Beverly Dexter 253; Junior Class, Wayne Cole 287, Lynda Salisbury 249; also ran: Jan Nichols 202, Floyd Harris 160; Off-Cam pus Men, William Mahan 354, Daryl Despain 330; also/ran: David Reger 309. < /Cheerleader, Bill Reed de­ feated John Brooking, Bonita Burke, Wayne Cole, Sue Pe­ terson, and Delma Van Hooser. Election night pictures taken by Photographer Charles Hilgeman appear on Page 8. The-total votes cast in Wed­ nesday’s final election fell 83 votes short of the 2,144 cast in the primary election held April '1 9 ; a c c o r d i n g t o E l e c t i o n B o a r d Chairman Marsha Smith. Outstanding Women Honored By C AR O L OSM A N both in the Memorial Uniorf. Arizona State University co­ Guest speakers at the morn­ eds received special recognition ing assembly were Dr. Carolyn and honors yesterday during Gerster, specialist in Internal Woman’s Day programs. Medicine and Cardiology, and Beginning w i t h pre-dawn Miss Virginia Hash,, Phoenix tapping oeremonies by Pleiades, attorney. senior women’s honorary ser­ The Faculty Women’s Club vice .group, the day featured a sponsored the assembly which morning assembly program and emphasized the day’s theme, an evening awards banquet, “The Wisdom to Know; The Roxanna Berry, Cary Avey Named 1962 Yearbook Editors By Board The Board of Publications yesterday appointed the edi­ tors for next year’s yearbook. At this-week’s meeting, the board approved Roxanna Berry to serve as editor-in-chief. Gary Avey was appointed art editor. Miss Berry, a Journalism ma­ jor,» will be a senior next year, and has had experience editing two other yearbooks. A native of Mt. Carmel, Illinois, she graduated from William Woods Junior College in Fulton, Mis­ souri. . Gary Avery, of Phoenix, will be a junior in Advertising and has worked for Arizona High­ ways magazine. Both worked on the 1961 Sahuaro, to be published next month. Courage to Do.’1 The awards banquet, sponsor­ ed by Associated Women ¡Stu­ dents, was the .scene of num­ erous introductions and several suspenseful moments as top honors were announced. the award for the non-honor the AAUW Tempe branch hall with the highest grade scholarship award. average. Four Delta Kappa Gamma Mrs. Grady Gammage, state awards, presented by Dr. Irm a . president of the American As­ Wilson, a founder of the A r i­ sociation of University Women, zona chapter of the profession­ presented the AAUW state al education honorary, w ent to Following the introduction of membership awards to Darleen Joy Fuller, Agnes Stephens, residence hall presidents, new Arthurs and Nancy Weigle. Ann D kad a and Janet Elliott. sorority presidents, and the Margaret Stanton and Alex­ .Thé PEG award went, to Gay Women’s Day steering com­ andra Bakowicz received schol­ Blanchard, while the physical mittee, the AW S Council for arship awards from the Phoenix education major award was branch of AAUW, while_Jeanne presented to JoAnne Gunder1961-62 was installed. Kleykamp was the recipient of (C o n tin u ed o n P ag e 8) The program then continued with the introduction of new­ ly tapped jnembers of Pleiades, Senior w6fnen’s honorary; Natani, junior women’s honor­ ary; Spurs, sophomore women’s honorary; and Alpha Lambda A new type polio vaccine is dose should be given seven Delta, freshman women’s schol­ now being offered to ASU stu­ months after the second dose astic honorary. ~ Residence halls having the dents at the Student Health in order to have complete pro­ highest academic standing were Service,- according to Director tection. Two doses, however, given recognition. McClintock Mrs. Elaine H. McFarland. will give some protection dur­ B, the honor hall, was lauded The vaccine is given in two for having topped its-own aver­ doses four weeks apart at a ing the summer months, which age, while Palo Verde received cost of $1 per dose. A third is the peak of the polio season. & Student Health Service Offers New Type Polio Vaccine Here Page 2 STATE PRESS Drama Season Ends Next Week Four short plays will close the current season of the ASU Drama Workshop. Thornton Wilder’s “The Hap­ py Journey to Camden and Trenton”; Henry Carewe’s “The Queen’s Little Finger”; August Strindberg’s “The Stronger”; and William Saroyan’s “Hello, Out There” will be presented at 8:30 p.m. Monday through Sat­ urday. Tickets are available at theMU Information desk through May 6. ’ i The productions held at the Payne auditorium, are free to students with activity cards. -------- ¡j-----|-----_ ------ -— i— . RENT IT! D in n e r Jackets Friday, April 28, 1961 Art Chairman Today’s ‘Guest’ Student art is discussed by 25 Years of Painting in Ari­ Dr. Harry Wood, chairman of, zona,” published this year, and the ASU Art department, in “Be ] is a book reviewer for "School Our Guest!” on the Editorial Arts magazine. immediate past president of " Page today. the Pacific Arts. Association, Dr. Dr. Wood, art critic for the Wood is listed in “Who’s Who in Arizona Republic, is considered America,” “Who’s Who 'in the an authority on current trends West,” and the “American Di­ in art and culture. rectory of Scholars.” He has traveled widely and studied abroad. Holder of a Ph.D. in Fine Arfs from Ohio MAGGIE SEZ . . . State University and an M.A. “ I Just W ant To in Journalism from the Univer­ Get The Facts A t sity of Wisconsin, Dr. Wood is PIONEER CAMERA a member of Phi Beta Kappa. SHOP T E M P E CEN TER • He is author of “Lew Davis^ TEMPE TYPEWRITERS C L E A N IN G $6.50 & T.G.I.F. 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Dennison Chosen To Speak ASASU President Karl Den, nison has been selected as a discussion leader for this year’s annual Pacific Student Presi­ dents Association conference. . The conference, to be attend­ ed by student leaders in the Southwest, will start May 2, in San Francisco. Dennison and 19 other se* MAGGIE S E Z . . . “W hat Other Camera Shop?”----- PIÖNEER CAMERA SHOP - T E M P E CEN TER lected discussion leaders will gather in Los Angeles for plan­ ning this weekend. He will participate in various discussions, including “Purpose arid Responsibility of Student Government,” “What is the Scope of Student, Government?” “Role of the Student Body Pre­ sident” and. “Relationship of the President to his Student Government Organization.” “I feel honored being chos­ en,” Dennison said, “and I plan vto bring back information that •will help strengthen our own student government.” Campus Police report that during the past week five thefts netted robbers nearly $180 in either cash or loot. Two of the thefts w e r e c 1 a s sified as G r a n d Theft a c c arding to Lt. Virgil Mc­ Cabe. Linda JY s sen, Education juhior, reported that a ring valued at' nearly $60, was stolen from her. Carl Wagner told of­ ficers his bicycle, valued at $25, was stolen while parked near Best A. According to McCabe, one of the thefts reported during the week has already been cleared up. Two students were cited on liquor violatioris.- They were charged' with: drunk -and dis­ orderly. conduct, illegal con­ sumption, driving c while in­ toxicated, reckless driving, and speeding. Lt. McCabe also reported that some 18 moving vehicle citations were issued on cam­ pus during the week. Pagé ¿ Office Releases Enrollment Data Approximately 87 per cent of the second seriiester enrollment at ASU is composed of Arizona residents, it was announced yesterday by Alfred Thomas Jr., registrar and director of ad­ missions. Out of state residents con­ stitute 12 per cent of the oncampus enrollment, and the re­ mainder of the students come from foreign countries or U.S. possessions. Maricopa County contributes 89 per cent of the state enroll­ ment, followed by Pinal, Yava­ pai, Gila, and Navajo, counties. A^ total of 4,323 students are from Phoenix; 1,406, Tempe; 968, Scottsdale; 784, Mesa; 198, Glendale; and 154, Chandler. 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E D I T O R ---------------------------------------- ----- 1__________________ | _____ BOB EGER A SSIST A N T __________ ____________________ ________ D IC K BURROUGHS # M g . f J \ i f W IA 1 The STATE PRESS» d is trib u te d by th e cam pus c h a p te r o f Sigm a D e lta C hi u n d e r th e d ire c tio n of C irc u la tio n l M a n a g e r C harles H llg em a n , is th e o ffic ia l cam pus new spaper o f A rizo n a S tate U n iv e rs ity . I t is pu blished each W edn esday and F rid a y th ro u g h o u t th e sch ooF year, exc e p tin g ho lidays, a n d ' is ente re d as second class m a tte r a t th e T e m p e , A riz o n a , Post O ffice u n d e r th e A cts o f M arch 3, 1879, an d A u g u st 24, 1912. Sub scription pric e , $3 p e r school y ea r. . T h e S T A T E P R E S S is a m e m b e r o f th e A rizo n a N ew spapers Association, Associated C o lleg ia te Press and N a tio n a l A d v e rtis in g Service, In c. One For All ASU Artists Different By DR. H A R R Y W OO D I have just rëturned from ai lecture in . the East and Middle West where I viewed student art work of some 25 colleges. ' Three things greatly impressed me about our stu­ dent art show at ASU that I didn’t find anywhere else: Court's Job Gets Applause By T E R R Y FLEENO R Should ■baseball be abolished the wide range and variation of styles from realism to abstract expressionism, the high level of craftsmanship' and the extra­ .as a sport in the United States ordinarily rich flowering of creative imagination. because the first professional I want to make special note of, the fact that unlike most team to be organized was the student artists, those at ÀSU are Very frequently capable and Cincinnati Red Stockings? This highly developed in multiple skills. team has become so bold in the Personally, I am proudest of the fact that not a single work resembles the work of any ope instructor. This is good past few decades that they've evidence that what is being taught here is not a bag of tricks dropped the s'tockings from or a particular style, but creative art. Also noteworthy is their le'gs and now call them­ the wholesome emphasis on good drawing- and the exploration selves Reds. and experimentation in, new methods and materials. The crafts have reached a very high level, tljis year, par­ . And there’s another team that ticularly in the use made of the casting processes, which' are very rare in a college art department. Ingenious new tech­ plays near Harvard called the niques such as the use of scrap plywood in colleges and unique Red Sox. Boy, if that isn’t Unforms of wood sculpture are notable. American, I’d like to know Ceramics have reached a new level of expressiveness, not what is. only in new forms but in the ingenuity and appropriateness of decoration. The game is getting so taint­ ed even Casey Stengel was. re­ placed last fall, and he’s been a consistent producer. 1 little man on campus To, the Editor: lacking) to sign his name, we It was a very grand gesture have no idea what background for the “Son of Liberty” to he brings to his letter-writing. I was, to put it mildly, amaz­ magnificently include with one ed at the conclusion he drew sweep of the pen all graduat­ ¡from Miss Abrahams’ letter; ing seniors (minus Ina Abra­ that “She must be hurt be­ hams) in his statement,1,“I am cause she was not asked to sure Senator Goldwater shall g t h e , commencement inspire- every person in the sta­ i v e speech.” It must take extraor­ dium on commencement night.” i dinary imagination — or stu­ I certainly appreciate his ov­ pidity, call it what you will — erwhelming knowledge of each to come to such a conclusion individual opinion of the thou­ from an intelligently written sands of onlookers commence­ and ably expressed letter. It’s ment night. intentions were stated quite I couldn’t help comparing clearly: to question the validity the caliber of Mr. “Son of Lib­ of Senator Goldwater as a com­ erty’s” letter with that of Miss mencement speaker. Abrahams! Although I don’t ; Miss Abrahams spoke intel­ know Miss Abrahams person­ ligently, but only for herself, ally, I have, of course, heard • as she clearly stated. The “Son of her because of the various of Liberty” spoke grandly for honors she has brought to this us all, and then went on to ex­ University, her membership in press his “humble apprecia­ the rather eclectic honors pro­ tion.” I think perhaps he could gram. and her extremely high use a little vocabularly work, grade index. Since “Son of Li­ particularly concerning the use berty” hadn’t the grace (or of the word, “humble.” T hanks whatever else there may be Judy Conrad | To the Editor: i My compliments to the five ¡jurors of the student supreme ! court. They certainly have per­ formed their duties in an ad¡Jfiirable fashion. The job is not an easy one. There are always ¡interested parties to decisions jwho will apply pressures to the ¡court members, and in student j government the justices are not so well protected' as they are in our legal courts. Still, the student court has managed to render what I con­ sider justice. They are not ed­ ucated. in the law, and are so handicapped. They overcome the handicap with what appears to me to be real honesty and sincere desire to mete out just decisions. No government would be pos­ sible without its courts. Stu­ dent government at ASU is Toung and growing. It makes ‘many mistakes. The student court is the. check upon those mistakes. The student court is the real heart of student gov­ ernment, and so long as it per­ forms With the honest desire for justice as this year’s court has Friday, April 28,1961 BE OUR GUEST! - N ew s D e p a rtm e n t _____ m ’’ IT And how about every kid be­ ing taught to bat left and throw right? Oh Abner Doubleday, you’ve become just a dupe! What marvelous propagandists you sports writers are. Grantland Rice said you should re­ volt* for higher wages, more benefits, and more free tickets. ^Everyone must become sports oriented, so start working for the cause.. You’ve got .tp meet the assigned quota of writing stories. It is rumored that the youth baseball leagues have been irifiltrated. The following mono­ logue is what one thinking man smokes about the crisis. k k ih 1re c a n e , ru é a tt h é m vvith luhch " Letters To The Editor done, this school can feel proud and secure. Open Ears: Clear Logic I do think there are improve­ , And while we are defending ments which can be made im­ To The Editor: mediately. Student goverment' In reply to Scott Crosby, who our beloved Arner, we really should asume the duty of ed­ disgraced your worthy pages must remark that the good Car­ ucating the student body. They with his statement: “I would dinal Cushing, who is so fond should let every student on like to ask Dr. Arner why he of the Birch Society, presents a good ease for the abolition of campus know they have a stu­ dent court to which they can is making all the fuss about the cardinals. take their grievances if not John Birch Society,” we say If Christianity is to ally it­ satisfied elsewhere. This can be that Arner outlined the answer self with disgruntled misanth­ done by a series of articles in clear and forceful logic dur­ ropes, then let us worship Mumbo Jumbo. * about the student court-print­ ing his address. Crosby might open his ears. ed periodically in the State Lafe Plumb Press. Furthermore, I think it should be the policy of the stu­ Commendable, B u t . . . dent court to print its decis­ dents — do not pay a student ions in full in the State Press. To the Editor: activity fee, they are not AS­ Bing Brown, in the April 21 In this manner the student body can be made aw'are of the ac­ State Press, made a commend­ ASU members, and are there­ tivity o( its student court. able effort to point out an, ap­ fore not eligible to vote for Again, congratulations to the parent inequality in students’ ASASU officers. It might not appear fair that five justices for a job well done. voting rights. However, I be­ part-time students should be I hope the newly appointed lieve he was not aware of all ineligible to vote. But mem­ justices will be able to contin­ the facts of the matter. . bership in any organization — ue the good work. The spring elections are not be it the Associated Students or Frank Wattles “student body” elections as the United States — is always Editor’s Note: W e were also such, but are ASASU elections. the first requisite to voting for surprised at th e caliber of the Since students carrying six the officers of that organiza­ court and join in w ith our p ra i­ hours or less — those Mr. tion. ses. Brown refers to as special stuSteve Sargent “Look' coach, you’d better be sure my kid plays on the team. What do you mean he should take up tennis? His stance at the plate isn’t that bad. He’s just as good as anybody you’ve got on that team so if he doesn’t play, I’ve got connections with your boss, and you know what happens next. “Don’t give me that demo­ cratic stuff. My kid is all right. Look who taught him. By the way, if you need any money to go out with the old lady sometime, just ask me. ‘Who said anything aboijt a bribe? Look coach, if you don’t agree with me that my kid’s good; you’re against me all the way. I suppose you even sup­ ported Jack Nonconform in the last election. Good comrades huh? “Well, I’Ve got a few friends in key places and they know what to do with guys like you. Always disagreeing with every­ one, keeping my kid on the bench, i ’ll show you that you can’t push us Slobs around. We have got a heritage! to. protect and guys like you shouldn’t be in the position that you are. “Just goes to show you the wrong people are running everything in the whole darned country. Now if I was bossing it, here’s what I’d do. . .” Come on aches and pains, get the glove apd shoes out and play ball. Friday, Aprii 2», 1961 STATE PRESS . WORKING WITH YOUR DOCTOR (or your good health Women V Day ( f l u i te ti A man and Vassie Vandergriff wSs named as the AWS fresh­ man scholarship winner. ' The AWS Freshman Hostess committee award for the out­ standing hostess went to Kathy Collins. Watck ■ Shoppe W here Discounts A re Real * SdH Green Phone WO 7-3221 * 609 MILL — TEMPE Stamp« The ASU Rodeo Club team will compete again.st seven oth­ er colleges in the Western Re­ gional meeting of the National Intercollegiate Rodeo Associa­ tion today and tomorrow at California Polytechnic College, San Luis Obispo, Calif. Team members are Dean Hill, John Lines, Tommy Harsh, Lee Wright, Ron Bateman, Warren Reidhead, Mike Thomas and Nelda Wright. Club members Will represent ASU Saturday and Sunday in a rodeo at ASC, Flagstaff. The team will compete again May 22, at Eastern Arizona Junior College at Thatcher. Everything for the A rt Student • Art Supplies ♦ Picture Framing 703 N . 2nd S t Phoenix MAGGIE SEZ “A Penny Saved Is A Penny Earned A t P IO N E E R C A M E R A SHOP T E M P E CENTER VAILEY PHO NE A L 8-2628 Presents i -----4____ STARTING TONIGHT CTTWTAIN TIMES 6:00 8:00 -APERTLY RAFFISH CtfMEDY! 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MISTRESS 250 sprays • Less than a penny a spray introducing w CECIL JAMES ROBERTSON PARKER JUSTICE 'Page 6 STATE PRESS Friday, April 28, 1861 Health W orkers Needed By BOB SACHS •A nation of 234,000,000 peo­ ple is predicted for the United States in 1975 by private and governmental experts. W ith this boom in population w ill come . many problems __ more people w ill have to be fed, clothed, educated, shelter­ ed and have th eir health needs met than ever before. Today four million persons in the United States make their living in . the healing arts and its allied sciences and crafts. Due to the increase in popu­ lation and the. fact that people are living 'longer, more trained workers in all health occupa­ tions will be needed — physi­ cians, dentists, nurses, medical technologists, x-ray technicians, dental hygienists, occupational therapists, dietitians, research assistants, to name a few. Demand Exceeds Supply The demand is outrunning the supply. For the student con­ templating the interesting busi­ ness of making a living, this constitutes a seller’s market.l I Medicine has long since gone from a period of the lone doctor making his rounds of the acute!y ill, prescribing a remedy which was ineffective except for the relief of pain, and w a it­ ing for nature to make the mys­ terious decision of life or death. The past 80 years have seen the steady progression of pub­ lic health, with its manifold attacks on the prevention of in­ fectious diseases, the control of general sanitation that allows our great cities to exist, and the emergence of medical care of thé acutely ill as the fourth largest industry in the country. Medical Research Zooms Another important factor to consider in the need for more health science workers is in­ creased medical research. In the past 10 years, ..medical re­ search has developed on a new, vast scale. Spending fo r medical r e ­ search has jumped 1,000 per­ cent since 1940. T hat year, re ­ search activities accounted for 45 million dollars, compared to 485 million dollars In 1958. P re ­ dictions are that 900 million dol­ lars w ill be used for research in 1970. Why? Because the majority of American people, when ask­ ed to choose between spending for medical research or putting the first man on the moon, ‘answered 54 per cent for re­ search, compared to 3 percent for the man on the molon. President John F. Kennedy included in his recommenda­ tions to Congress in early Feb­ ruary a bost in grants for con­ struction of medical research laboratories and in federal funds for pushing medical re_search. U R D A E V N E T L HEADQUARTERS BY: Jet or Steamship TO: HAWAII EUROPE MEXICO ALASKA ORIENT FOR: Study or Pleasure For .example, federal subsid­ ies recommended by President Kennedy to Congress called for fo u r-year scholarships up to $2,000 a year~for talented m edi­ cal and dental.students, in add i t i o n to cost-of-education PIONEER CAMERA SHOP T E M P E CENTER Attention Students Kenwood Arms Apartments UNIVERSAL TRAVEL MR. M U R P H Y W O 7-0182 1002 Dorsey Lane Tempe 18 E. 5th St. — W O 7-1673 Day... H e r To T h e Be s t CHICO'S m RESTAURANT* FINE M EXICAN FOOD % 1120 East Apache Blvd. -— Tempe * A IR -C O N D IT IO N ED, OF COURSE # yl in a series of polls conducted by L*M student i f representatives in over 100 colleges throughout the nation. , m m m m m i L i g h t U p a n L*M , and answer these questions. Then compare your answers with those of 1,383 other college students (at bottom of page). Question #1 Answer: In your opinion, who is the, greatest living American? Question #2: Should the college curriculum, taking note of the growing importance of science, require more science courses for non­ science majors than a t present? N Yes----- ----- Nn When you kiss your date, do you close your eyes? Answer: Question #3: Answer: Question #4: Refrigerated 2-bedroom apartments'. Completely fur­ nished including dishes, utensils and-laundry facilities. Up to 4’ students! per apart­ ment. $i35 per month. Let’s -Talk Over Your Plans —»No Obligation See Pauline Treat Any Financial Aid Grows “ Don’t Be H alf S a fe ... Shop A t T Or To help overcome one bar­ rier — that of cost — which many young men and women encounter in studying for health careers, more and’ more ' scholarships and loan funds are be­ ing made available by federal, state, and private agencies to train doctors, dentists, and per­ sonnel for the auxiliary services | associated with modern medi­ cine. MAGGIE SEZ . . . c 5 Mother's D a y grants of $1,000 to schools. , Other federal aid sought in­ cluded grants to medical and denial schools to plan' new teaching facilities, and match­ ing grants to help these schools expand. All of these — the need for more trainee professionals to care for .the health of the na­ tion, the rapid expansion of medical research, andlncreased emphasis on financial assistance to health career students ■ — Spell OPPORTUNITY to . th e1 young, man or woman who is looking for a way o f life with a reasonable degree of built,-in security of employment, with a chance to develop fully the nat­ ural endowments he or she brings to the job, and the par­ ticipation in a sense of doing something useful for thé com­ munity. Answer:“ Close my eyes--------- Don’t close my eyes______ . * Can’t rememberIn your opinion, which of the following types of filters gives the best connotation of purity? ( c h e c k o n e ) A filter which is white inside and is wrapped in colored paper______ A filter which is dyed a color and is wrapped in white paper______ A filter which is white inside and out______ Campus Opinion Answers: Answer, Question # 1 : Six highest scoring individuals: 1. Kennedy—2. Eisenhower 3. Stevenson —4. Schweitzer —5. Frost 6. Sandburg CONCERTS, INC. PRESENTS (This question was asked February 1961 Note: Dr. Schweitzer is not an American.) Answer, Question # 2 : Yes 30%^ No 70% Answer, Question # 3 : Close my eyes 76% Don t close my eyes 11% INE NEW SIDES OF | M B ? M Can’t remember 13% Answer, Question #4: A filter which is white inside and is wrapped in colored paper 21% A filter which is dyed a color and is wrapped in white paper 5% U ^ C U M B E R L A N D THREE Phoenix Union High School Aud. TUESDAY, MAY 9 — 8:15 P.M. Reserved Tickets 3.50 — 2.75-— 2.00 ON SALE A T L IN D E BOX O F F IC E , H A N N Y S Start Fresh with l i Stay Fresh with 91961 Liggett & Myers Tobacco Co. II M A filter which is w hite inside and out 74% L«M was first to offer you a pure white modem filter - t h e famous Miracle T ip -p u re white inside, pure white outside. And L&M’s modern filter enables you to fully enjoy the rich flavor of golden ripe tobaccos, so reach for flavor . . . reach for LAM. Campus Opinion Pol ¡"was taken at over loo colleges where L&M has student representatives, and may not be a statistically random selection of all undergraduate schools. ] Friday, April 28,1961 fiT A T P DDDCO ■ -i. -, "-sr • -w i Greeks Elect New Officers WELDON'S RIDING STABLE ★ ★ HAYRIDES PARTIES Nice Horses & Courteous Service “Same Location For 27 Years” 5400, E. Van Buren Phone BR 5-2421 jo n n Brooking and Delrha Van Hooser, ASU cheerleaders, show other cheer­ leaders, from left, Sue Peterson, Bill Reed (elected head cheerleader), Bonita yeaf-e ° ' Wayne Cole a jum p that will be used on the cheering squad next National Fraternity Fminded On Campus RESTAURANT GOOD FOOD BREAKFAST*— LUNCH — DINNER CLOSED WEDNESDAYS GEO RG E A N D GRACE C A M E R O N 2207 W. M ain __ "On M esa-Tem pe H ighw ay — WO 4-9860 ASU students in architecture and the allied arts have formed a social-professional fraternity, Alpha Rho Chi. Founders of the local chap­ ter of the »fraternity include: ‘John Brenner, Ralph Haver and Peter Lindrom. They are also' all members of the American Institute of Architects. Charter members are’: Lyle Cunningham, Bruce Eaton, Jim Felt, Edward Foster, David Klemt, Robert Knight, Rick Ley and Gerald Lundeen. Also Alfonso Melendez,'Char­ les Mosher, Herman Orcutt, Steve Titus, IJoger Walters, Paul Winslow and Brooks Leo.nard. , . One sorority and two frater­ nities have recently elected new chapter officers. The n5w officers of Alpha Ep­ silon Phi are: President, Andi Ehrlich; Vice President, Gerri May|r; -Secretary, DeeDee Sch­ enk; Treasurer, Garol Richmari; Rush Chairman, Audrey Rozefsky; and Panhellenic Represen­ tatives, Nicki Eperekas and Sylberta Marshak. Delta Chi recently elected Robert Long, President; Raul Vargar, Vice-President; Carl Brehmer, Secretary; F r a n k Keathy, Treasurer; Mitchell Holder, Corresponding Secre­ tary; Richard Cawley, Ser­ geant-at-arms; Richard Con­ rad, Pledge^ Counselor; and Michael Moon, House Manager. The new officers of Sigma Pi are Thomas Weekes, President; John Towler, Vice-president; Dennis Dorn, Secretary; Jim Warne, Treasurer; Theron J. Witter, Herald; Richard Petrick, First Counselor; and Chester Arpy, Social Chairman. MAGGIE SEZ . . . “ I Just Love The Folks A t PIONEER CAMERA SHOP T E M P E CENTER lvlarg,e Smith M ill Evenings 1 WO 7-5020 i ; 722 MILL AVENUE __ Daily B WO 7-0271 I « WHAT'S GOTO (HI, ON CAMPUS? pan ti-legs THAT'S WHAT! uw AF T ER S HA V E L OTI ON Open to 10 P.M. Every Nfte Refreshing antiseptic action heals razor nicks, helps keep your skin • In top condition. SHULTON 1.00 p i USi 0» New York « Toronto D R U G S T O R E S gJ 3 * TEMPE C E N T « W O 7 -2 0 7 6 * What’s going on girls in every college in the country? PANTILEGS by GLEN RAVEN...the fabulous new fashion that’s mak­ ing girdles, garters and garter belts old fashion! A canny com­ bination of sheerest stretch stock­ ings and non-trahsparent stretch panty brief, PANTI-LEGS are ecstatically comfortable with cam­ pus togs, date frocks, all your ’round-the-clock clothes — espe­ cially the new culottes and under slacks. No sag, wrinkle or bulge. L-o-n-g wearing. Of sleek Enka .Nylon. Available in three shades of beige plus black-tint. Seamless or with seams. Petite} tyedium, Medium Tall, Tall. Seamless, $3.00. 2 for $6.90. With seams (non-run), $2.60. 2 for $4.90. FOR STORE NEAREST YOU, PLEASE WRITE TO GLEN RAVEN, INC., 1430 Broadway, N.Y., N.Y. Page 8 Friday, April 28, 1961 STATE PRESS Camera Captures Election Fervor Students line up at the College Ave.-Orange St. election poll to get ballots. Identification cards were required in order to vote. Election Board members count votes after polls close. Three counting rooms were used for the general election. Voters mark their ballots at noting booths. Vot­ ing machines, impounded by the state, were not available this year. Varied, expressions are seen when election results are chalked on the black­ board. (Photos by Charles Hilgeman) Elections Slated May 10 Elections are scheduled for Campus King and Queen on May 10, it was announced in the Executive Council meeting Wednesday. King and Queen campaign budgets will be due May 9, said Marsha Smith, Election Board chairman. The Executive Council dis­ cussed the wearing of tank suits in the swimming pool. Larry Ellis, Education Board chairman, quoted Clyde Smith, ASU athletic director, as say­ ing that swimmers must wear tank suits to maintain standards Pi' cleanliness. 1 John Sampson, AMS presijdent, countered by saying the iMaricopa County Health De­ partment noted tank suits were hot needed with modern filter­ ing systems. Blue Key men sell carnival tickets, but this scene could easily depict bet placers for Wednesday night’s election results. Blackboard was dis­ played on carnival site; results were posted there. ASU Channel 8 Glimpses Scholarship Presented Monday through Friday, 8:30 — Parents and-_Dr., wisest man in the world, they “Day in Review” News with Spock — “Travel” — How to decide he must die. Bob Bllis at 5:30 and Sports travel more easily with child­ 9:30 — A Dancer’s World — Kathryn Sefferovich, Secre­ Summary with Shel Siegel at ren. “The Martha Graham Story.” tarial sophomore, has been 5:45. ' named winner of a scholarship Wednesday i , Friday awarded by the Valley of the Monday 8 American Perspective — •6:30 Managers Chat with Sun chapter of the National 7:30 — The Red Myth, “The “Innocents Abroad” — A group Dick BeU. Secretarial Association. Khrushchev Era” — Tonight’s of Americans traveling in Eu­ 7:30 — 45 Years With Fitz— The scholarship, known as program deals with Khrushchev rope. “The Cartoonist at Work.” era and interprets the policies the Ellerie Beck.er National 8:30 — Music as a Language of the Khrushchev regime. 8 — Heritage: “Van Der Secretarial Award, is given to 8:30 — The Secret of Flight — “An Essay in Sound” — Fea­ Rohe” — Dealing with Ludwig a sophomore or junior Secre­ — a lecture series about the ba­ tures 50 musicians from the Mies van der Rohe, one of this tarial major and is awarded on sic problems of Flight, explain­ Eastman Symphony Orchestra. year’s leading architects. the basis of leadership, scho­ ed by visual presentation of 8:30 — The Written Word — larship and personality. Thursday flow experiments. Miss Sefferovich was a guest 6:45 — Frontiers To Space Debut — This new series, host­ T uesday ed by Dr. Frank Baxter, pro­ of the Valley, of the Sun chap­ — “Recovery of Information 7:30 SPECIAL: Four Families fessor of English at the Uni­ ter at their National Secretarial (1 Hour) — Babies don’t grow from Rockets.” versity of Southern California, Week banquet held at the Sun 8 — SPECIAL: The Death— of is designed: to present the his­ like weeds — they have to be brought up. The four families Socrates — (90 Min) After the tory of the written word. At­ Valley Racquet Club Wednes­ are in Canada, Japan, India and magistrates have heard-that So­ tention is devoted to special day eveningi Secretaries from France. , ; crates has been proclaimed the types of writing and substances. the Phienix, area are members of the chapter. Friday, April 28,1961 STATE PRESS Page 9 Hon o ra r ies Tap Coeds 'Pleiades, Natani, and Spurs, • w o m a n ’ s honorary societies, chose 67 new members at tap­ ping ceremonies this week. Pleiades, senior women’s ser­ vice organization, selected 19 girls from the* junior class on the basis of scholarship, lead­ ership, and service to the uni­ versity. Those selected wore: B a rb a ra A n d erso n , B a rb a ra B a rt­ le tt, S u san B eck er, C athy- B rim hall, C arol Coon, S ei K rder, S uzanne F rost, K a re n G eorge, S u zan n e G erb er, S h a r­ on H alib erg , L inda J a n e H enderson, J a n K irk , J u d y S k in n e r, S a n d ra S m ith, C a ro ly n S tab ler, P eg g y S tan to n , C arol D arlen e S w adley, N orm a J a n e W alk­ e r, an d M a rg aret J o W illiam s. Natani,'júnior women’s hon­ orary, is designed to promote leadership, scholarship, fellow­ ship and cultural interests. The name Natani is an Indian word meaning leader. Those tapped were: J ) o n n a A m ó te, B e tty L u B arclay, S itaro n • A nn BrosSeau, L in d a Jo y B row n, J a n e t E llio tt, E ileen F re d e ­ rick , P a tric ia A nn Inbody, K a th ry n F a rn h a m M angano, J a n e lí K ay M astersc n , C laudia M cDonald, J u d ith M y­ ers, P a tric ia Nelson, a n d A rlen e T h e­ rese P rzan ö w sk i. ' *' A lso D oris Riggan', L y n n S hahan, D orothy S ohren, M arilyn S p itler, C arle n e S tra n d , P e a rl T ang, M argaret T ru m an , N ancy Vogel, a n d L inda W illiam s. 1 Induction Held For Scholars Spurs, sophomore women’s honorary, chooses'its members on the basis "of scholarship, leadership, dependability, res­ ponsibility and service. New members are: B everly Adkins* M iiry A very, J o ­ a n n e B aird, M ary B ienfang, S u sa n C hem nick, A n n a C rush, a n d S h aro n L ee H ouse. Also, .M arg aret M urphy, ' P a tric ia P an sin i, M ary E llen Ross, M ary A n n S chim m , E lain e D iane S m ith, S h aro n S ue W ilbur, .-J u d i t h M ahan, M ary K a th e rin e H ines an d S usan R aw son. O th ers a re M aris T hom as, B a rb a ra P eck , E rm a F ellg re n , M a rg aret • R uth, P a tric ia S to u ffer, C h a rlo tte ' G ray, N ancy L ee C raven, V irginia B ehrens, G eorgianne S hoem aker, a n d P a u lin e L eung. M a r i a n n e Prevratil, Chi Omega, is shown receiving white roses from Steve Swofford, A l p h a Tau Omega president, after s h e was named Alpha Tau Omega sweetheart. Dinner, Debate Planned Sunday “Federal Aid to Parochial Schools” will be the debate to­ pic at the Sunday meeting of the Westminster Foundation. Father William Lynch and Rev. Ralph Strong will lead the debate scheduled for 6:30 p.m. at the Presbyterian Student Center. A dinner scheduled for 5:30 p.m., will precede the program. Toad Jump Set Monday The tenth annual Lambda Chi Alpha “Toad Hop” is scheduled-TU ndon Monday, in the West Hall quad.. As in the past, the “Toad Hop” will be covered by KOOLTV. JAZZ!! Installation of new officers and initiation of pledges by Al­ pha Lambda Delta, AST/ fresh­ men women’s scholastic honor­ ary sorority, was held at sunr i s e Monday, in the Home Economics building. A 3.5 index-was the basic re­ quirement for membership. Officers installed were: Misses Linda Fallgren, -president; Su­ san Collins, vice president; Mar­ is Thomas, recording secretary; Karen Dejckelmeirer, treasurer; Barbara Peck, historian; and Ethel Landis, propects chair­ man. Following a candle-lighting ceremony, led by old officers and Mrs. Charlotte Lewis, group advisor, breakfast was served. Speaker Set F orB anquet Edward J. Demson, director of Special Services at ASU, will be guest speaker at the Pi Omega Pi, Business' Education honorary, initiation banquet to­ night. The banquet, set for 6:45 p.m. at the Tempe Sands, will fol­ io ^ the initiation of nine stu­ dents as active members of the organization. Demson will become an honorary member. New actives are Lester Bodeh, LaRue Hubbard, Patricia Riggins, Patricia Inbody, Mar­ tha McCullough, Lynne Zylstra, Cecilia D e n o g e . a n , JoAnne Crotts, Ruth Sanders, and hon­ orary member Edward J. Dem­ son. MAGGIE SEZ . . . “Thinking Men—A re Found A t The ^ PIONEER CAMERA SHOP T E M P E C EN TER JAZZ!! JAZZ !; WHILE THEY LAST $3.29 Ahmad Jamal Chris Connors Gerry Mulligan reg. $4.98 Jimmy Witherspoon Art Farmer Gil Evans Special Group $ 1 .4 9 -HI FI $1.99-STEREO NEVER BEFORE PLAYED HILLS RECORDS TEMPE CENTER OPEN THURS. TIL 9:00 P.M. ' yww wwvvtniwvvvwvvinM A AnA/wvvvuw uwww www vwvwuvuw iiwvvuw Page 10 F r id a y , A p r i l 28, 1961 STATE PRESS ROTC Invades Lake Área ROTC junior cadets maneu­ vered over and around Saguaro Lake last weekend^JThey fol­ lowed compass directions, chas­ ed “enemy” troops over the ter­ rain, became lost « . . and went swimming. “The maneuvers were a com­ plete success,” declared' Cadet General . . . (name withheld by government regulations). / ‘We only lost two battalions.” Actually, juniors and sen­ iors carried out problems around the lake, directed, by Capt. Milton Sullivan. Cadets used the rugged terrain to run a compass course,. conduct squad maneuvers and formations, and carry out a daylight reconnais­ sance. Some 34 juniors made up the maneuvering troops, and Persh­ ing Rifle (RDTC honorary) members, nine in all, made up “aggressor” forces which harrassed the attacking cadets. The maneuvers w.ere part of the cadets preparation for the annual ROTC suhimer camp. 5 oTen ° " lY $ 1 5 0 with Or Chupos M&Shu&nan (Author of“I Was a Teen-age Dwarf,” “The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis,” etc.) A ROBE BY ANY OTHER NAME “Follow me!” ASU junior cadets attack aggressor positions. M A G G IE S E Z . . . “ I Just Love Ther P IO N E E R C A M E R A SH O P T E M P E CENTER EUROPE P E R S O N A L LY ESCORTED B Y K A R L D E N N IS O N , ASU S TU D E N T B O D Y P R E X Y Leave Los Angeles J une 23 via air-co n d itio n ed lu x u ry lin e r o f the P & O -O rie n t Line th ro u g h th e P a n ­ ama C an al. V is it T rin id a d , B a r­ bados, Jam aica, B erm u d a , C an ary Islands, P ortugal, E n g land, B el­ gium , H o llan d , G e rm a n y , S w itz e r ­ land, A u s tria , Ita ly , Monaco, France, Liechtenstein. A L L EXPENSES $1395 Price includes tran sp o rtatio n , good hotels w ith bath, m eals, tips, transfers, sighteeing, e n te rta in ­ m en t, n ig h t clubs, concerts. E x ­ tensions to Spain & Scottland I a v a ila b le . Open to everyone. Stop by Associated Students Office, Room 201 Union Bldg, for folders on this or I any of 50 student tours to cboose from. Clare’s* Travel Service I 4344 E. In d ia n Sch. Rd. A M 4-0531 MINUTE C A R WASH 916 East Apache, Tempe Senïor ROTC cadet instructors Jack Fecher, left, and Jim Shepard discuss squad tactical formations with ASU junior cadets. (Dennis Rosenthal photos) S TU D EN TS & TEA C H E R S T O U R 73 DAYS G O O D M A N 'S ABANO • Cologne • Dry Skin Bath O il * Dusting P o w d er*A fter Bath Cologne • Skin Perfume Each Regularly $3.50 NOW $2.00 As Commencement Day draws near, the question on everyone’ll lips is: “How did the different disciplines come to be marked by academic robes with hoods of different colors?” Everybody— but. everybody—is asking it. I mean I haven’t been able to walk ten feet on any campus in America without somebody grabs m y elbow and says, “How did the different disciplines come to be marked by academic robes with hoods of different colors, hey?9 This, I must say, is not the usual question asked by collegian« who grab my elbow. Usually they say, “Hey, Shorty, got » Marlboro?” And this is right and proper. After all, are they not collegians, and, therefore, the nation’s leaders in intelligence and discernments And do not intelligence and discernment de­ mand the tastiest in tobacco flavpr and smoking pleasure? And does not Marlboro deliver a flavor that is uniquely mellow, a selectrate filter that is easy drawing, a pacS that is soft, a box that is hard? You know it ! But I digress. Back to the colored hoods of academic robes. A doctor of philosophy wears blue, a doctor of medicine wears green, a master of arts wears white, a doctor of humanities wears • crimson, a master of library science wears lemon yellow. Why? Why, for example, should a master of library science wear lem os yellow? Well sir, to answer this vexing question, we must go back to March 29, 1844. On that date the first public library in the . United States was established by Ulric Sigafoos. All of Mr. Sigafoos’s neighbors were of course wildly grateful—all, that is, except Wrex Todhunter. . Mr. Todhunter had hated Mr. Sigafoos since 1822 when botll men had wooed the beauteous Melanie Zitt and Melanie had chosen Mr. Sigafoos because she was mad for dancing and M*. Sigafoos knew all the latest steps, like the Missouri Compromise Mambo, the Shay’s Rebellion Schottische, and the James K . Polk Polka, while Mr. Todhunter, alas, could not dance a t all owing to a wound he had received at the Battle of New Orleans. ' (He was struck by a falling praline.) ...Consumed jealousy at the success of Mr. Sigafoos’« library, Mr. Todhunter resolved to open a competing library. This he did, but he lured not a single patron away from Mr. Sigafoos. “W Jat has Mr. Sigafoos got that I haven’t got?” Mr. Todhunter kept asking himself, and finally the answer came to him: books. I So Mr. Todhunter stocked his library with lots of dandy books and soon he was doing more business than h is‘hated rival. But Mr. Sigafoos struck back. To regain his clientele, he began serving -tea fre^ of charge at his library every afternoon. There» upon, Mr. Todhunter, not to be outdone, began serving tea with sugar. Thereupon, Mr. Sigafoos began serving tea with sugar and cream. Thereupon, Mr. Todhunter began serving tea with sugar and cream and lemon. This, of course, clinched the victory for Mr. Todhunter because he had the only lemon tree in to w n -in fact, in the entire state of North D akota-and since that day lemon yellow has of course been the color on the academic robes of libraiy science. (Incidentally, the defeated Mr. Sigafoos packed up his library ano.moved to California where, alas, he failed once more. There were, to be sure, plenty of lemons to serve with his tea, but, alas, there was no cream because the cow was not introduced to California until 1931 by John Wayne.) o i ^ m^ ss^ * 1 ^llfornians, happy among their Guernseys an ^*ac