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VOL. V.

TEMPE, A R IZ O N A SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 16, 192!).

Snarling Pack Determined to Hand
Out Humiliating Defeat to Ancient
Foes on Irish Field This Afternoon

Homecoming Program

8:00 A. M.—Registration
9:30 A. M.—Girls’ Volleyball Game (New Gym)
10:30 A. M.—Tug-O1-War, Irish Field, Sophs vs. Frosli
1 2 :0 0
M.—Lunch, Dining Hall
Newly Developed Punch Expected to Aid Materially in 1:00 P. M.—Parade
Overcoming Rivals, While Return of Injured
2:30 P. M.—Football Game, Bulldogs vs. Lumberjacks!
Men to Lineup Will Be Great Asset
6:00 P. M.—Dinner* Dining Hall
8:30
P. M.—Dance, New Gym
B y DOC R A IS IN C A N E

N<

Tribute Paid to Howard Draper,
Former Tempe College Student
I

The following trib u te to Howard
Draper, Tem pe stu d en t, who gave his
life in the W orld w ar, w as read by
A t th eir weekly luncheon W ed­ ¡John W eiss in th e A rm istice Day asnesday, November 13, the mem­ jsem bly in the college auditorium :
TEM PE

LIO N S

BACK

SCHOOL

bers of the Tempe Lions Club
voted unanimously to close th eir
places of business
during
the
hours when the football game was
going on Saturday. The Tempe
Lions expect to enter a float in
the big parade in the morning.

Draper

Performed His
Duty

Constiutional

On this occasion when mem ory
| turns back to the stirrin g and tryTuned to the very peak of their form this season, a snarling j
| ing days of the G reat W ar, and we
pack of Arizona State Bulldogs will trot onto Irish Field at 2 :30 f U f l C t l f l f l u J l l d V
are rem em bering the price paid by
this afternoon to battle „the Axmen from out of the north and avenge I
j those who w ent across and those who
| stayed a t home, it is especially fita hum iliating defeat at the hands of the F lagstaff gridders three j
MRS. L E L A N D PASSES A W A Y
j ting from this platform th a t we call
weeks ago. W ith a eharging line ready to tear up the turf and a j
| The faculty w as greatly shocked t0 mind the fidelity and devotion of
baekfield that has at last found its scoring stride after a string of
to learn of the death of Mrs. Charles one o£ our students, H ow ard D raper.
disastrous setbacks, the Dogs will give returning grads and A. S.
IT. Leland, form erly Ivanne LanAmong o ther m em bers of th e facThe
Punch
and
Judy
P
layers
are
The
T. .€, supporters the best football show in the entire valley today.
i
ning,
which
occurred
|m
u
g
,
„iKvu
w
o
u
irc
u
in
Phoenix,
ally
of this school, P rofessor John
Packing a punch that cropped out for the first time this year busy w orking on “Peg O’ My H eart,” charge of the arrangem ent of
j
November
7She
graduated
a
t
m
id-1RM
urdock
holds H ow ard D raper in
the initial perform ance of the club parade, and aw arding of prizes. Three
¡grateful memory. In a te x t book for
when the Dogs fooled the University W ildcats two weeks ago and to be given in the college auditorium I prizes are to be given. The first, a year’
| the schools of A rizona w hich he is
held them to a 26-0 score, Coach ! ------- ,—
nn-u-u-iLm-u-u-u-if on Monday evening, November 25, j silver loving cup, given by the stuI having published, he has a ch ap ter—
A aron M cC reary's footballers will bat- j —~
__
__ _
■
• ■ j a t 8 o ’clock.
| dent body council of last year, and
jC hapter XVIII—on “The N ational
tie for inches th is afternoon. The
! The cast which was selected from which m ust be won three tim es to
: G uard.”
L um berjacks are h ere to prove con­
jthe club m em bership is w orking become the perm anent property of |
clusively th a t they are th e b est foot­
W hile the whole purpose of this
hard to m ake the production a sue- au>’ organization. The Toggery is I
ball team in th e state. C aptain Dick j
chapter is to point out th a t m ilitary
cess. The ch aracters are as follows: donating the second prize and Me--------F inley and his v arsity crew are im -!
Je rry ......... ..........................H arry Scales Cann, the druggist, the third. W hat
Under the direction of Mr. John service is one of th e constitu tio n al
p atien t to show the invaders th a t j Dr. K. C. Leebrick, who graduated Alaric C hichester ........... H enry F rick are they? They will be aw arded a t | Paul Jones, a double q u artette is [duties of certain citizens, he uses
from Tempe in 1906 recently apth e ir sta tistic s a re all wrong.
blossoming out in the college and j
story of Howard D raper to give
M ontgomery H aw kes .. .Charles Cook the dance this evening.
T here w as much w eeping and wail­ from Tem pe in 1906 was recently
T hree able judges have been se­ prom ises to make a nam e for itself, j reality and vividness to th a t freC hristian B rent ....Herm an Bradshaw
ing and gnashing of te e th a t Tucson appointed dean of th e College of Lib­
Ja rv is ....................... ..Howard Lock way lected to view the parade, and decide The personnel of the q u artette jglquently overlooked obligation. T he rewhen th e C ats failed to pile up the eral A rts in Syracuse U niversity. He
'm ainder of th is paper is alm ost
Mrs. C hichester ......... L orraine Lyons the w inners. The judges will take as follows:
62 points a g a in st th e Tem pe squad w ent to Syracuse from the UniverSopranos—Misses
E
lizabeth
Roach
]
wholly a quotation from M urdock’s
th
eir
position
in
front
of
M
cCann's
E thel C hichester ....Pauline R obertson
th a t th e dopesters said they would sity of H aw aii w here he w as a memjbook, “The C onstitution of A rizona.”
B ennett ...... .............. Josephine T inker drug store. Each float is to stop and P hyllis Larson.
pile up. T here is destined to be more ' her of the faculty for some years,
Altos—M isses Haze! McComb a n d : “The m ilitia of the S tate of AriP e g ............................M arguerite Riggin m om entarily in front of the judges’
h y sterics on th e p a rt of a bunch of The Syracuse Alumni News speaks
Lillian
Knowles.
zona shall consist of all able-bodied
The play is a m odeni comedy, laid stand, and a fte r turning around at
F lag staff backers when th e final gun of Dr. Leebrick as sounding a clar­
Tenors—Law
rence
Goldsm
ith
a
n
d
'
male
citizens of the sta te betw een
the
corner
of
the
Arizona
Flour
Mill
in an English house of refinem ent,
has barked on Irish Field la te this ion note a t a convocation in May for
the
ages
of 18 and 45 y ears . . . ”
will
proceed
slowly
so
th
a
t
the
judges
j
Leonard
Curnow.
Peg, a poor Irish relativ es comes into
afternoon. C rushed by th e Jack s in th e students to get behind the uni­
Basses—H arry Scales and F red I So reads Section I of A rticle XVI
may have a second view.
the
fam
ily
and
upsets
th
e
general
th e ir first clash, 31-0, th e m en of the versity. Dr. L eebrick deprecated the
on the sta te m ilitia...............”
The judges will be guided by th ree | Joyce,
peace of the household, furnishing a
m aroon and gold will be every bit as hab it of the chronic kicker, the
The
singers
made
th
e
ir
first
pub-1
j n 1917 a young m an nam ed Howfactors
in
selecting
the
best
floats:
g reat deal of entertain m en t to the
good a s Coach L avik’s grid g en try in fau lt finder and the knocker. He said
lie
appearance
a
t
the
Schoolm
asters
artj
D raper was a stu d en t a t the
F
irst,
the
sp
irit
of
hom
ecom
ing;
audience.
th e ir re tu rn engagem ent. T here are th a t the sp irit m aking for success
second, a rti3ticness, and third, origi­ banquet in the college dining hall o n . Tempe orm al School, enrolled in a
even those who say th a t th e spirit in a university w as the sp irit of
nality. The judges are, Mr. Wivel, Saturday evening, Jsovember 2. On |class in C onstitutional G overnm ent,
of “F ig h t F la g !” will lead th e Dogs loyalty and th a t every stu d en t owed
principal of th e Tem pe gram m ar this occasion Miss Phyllis Larson During the sem ester num erous sh o rt
o n to a w in over th e ir n o rth e rn ri­ th a t duty to his A lm a M ater and
¡exam inations w ere given by th e iuschool; Mrs. Steel, president of the took a solo part.
th a t the only way to m ake a univals by one or two touchdowns.
W om an’s Club, and Mr. Howe W il­
~°
structor to see w h eth er or n o t th e
vérsity w hat one th in k s it should be
D IR E C T O R OF A M E R IC A N
Smitheran Back
liams, A rizona’s own artist.
students w ere g ettin g the m aterials
is to g et into a sp irit of co-operative
W h at a gathering of the clan at
G E O G R APHIC S O C IE T Y P LA N S
Every man who took part in
T he parade will s ta rt prom ptly
of the course. On one of th e se ex­
effort for th a t objective. W ith such th e old house a fte r th e game!
TO PAY V IS IT TO T E M P E
the revolutionary upset a t the
a t 1 o’clock, therefore, all floats and
am inations young D raper w rote the
an attitude, Dr. L eebrick said there R ight in the beloved lounge-of-theUniversity w ill be in a suit to­
en tries in the parade m ust be in
following
to a question:
Dr. Isaiah Bowman, who is director
would be no question about a live flagstone floor . . . thick with
day, adding to the strength of a
line by 12:30. On w ith the parade!
“The
C
onstitution
is th e suprem e
of
the
A
m
erican
G
eographical
Soci­
stu d en t body, the em inence of the sm oke . . . jolly with exhuberation,
team aching to add a few more
------------ o-----------ety, New York City, has w ritten Mr. law of the land. All sta te constitu ­
¡university and the efficiency of the “Hey, you, when did you get out
digits to th e ir total of seven
Hoover th a t he plans to m ake a trip tions and laws enacted by congress
teaching staff because loyal, active of ja il? ” “If It isn ’t old W ess! Well,
points scored against o th er teams
w est soon, perhaps w ithin a year, or sta te law-making bodies m ust con­
'su p p o rt alw ays re su lts in th e realiza­ w hat you don’t find living around
this season. One scrapping Dog
a
fte
r
th
e
n
u
ttin
g
season
is
over.”
and th a t he will come to Tempe, form to it. All officials tak e an
tion of excellence for any in stitu ­
who has been confined to the
Old “grads,” sleek and expansive,
tion of learning. W ould th a t we
having heard a g reat deal about the oath to protect and defend it. All
sidelines w ith an injury since be­
Mrs. Byron Cummings, who was w ork here. Dr. Bowman’s geographi­ citizens betw een certain ages are ex­
jm ight have Dr. L eebrick in our m idst each introducing you to th e “litlte
fore the firs t Flagstaff conflict
w
ife”—try
in
g
hard
(but
hardly
suc­
recently
taken to R ochester, Minne­ cal productions are fam iliar to every pected to uphold it—even to the ex1again at Tempe.
w ill be in on the excitement. He
! ten t of giving up th e ir lives.”
ceeding) not to look too proud as so ta for treatm ent, has succumbed student of geography.
I
is no other than “S m itty” Sm ith­
they
pointed
out,
“th
e
re
’s
th
e
old
ten
­
to
h
e
r
illness.
The
news
is
received
—--------o-----------j On this particu lar paper, stu d en t
T E M P E C O LLE G E F A C U L T Y
eran, and his running, passing
nis
cup
I
won,
w
hen
I
held
th
a
t
T
H
E
T
R
A
G
E
D
Y
here w ith sad reg rets as the Cum­
j D raper got a grade of “B.” The p er­
E
N
T
E
R
T
A
IN
S
P
U
B
L
IC
SCHOO
L
and all around baekfield ability
Sigm a Chi m an to a deuce se t on m ings are well known and have m any I woke to gaze upon a face
m anent record for him in th e office
TEACHERS
OF T E M P E
w ill be one big stumbling block
a windy co u rt”—or to one of to­ friends in the college and through­
Silent, w hite and cold
of the Tem pe school still shows th a t
in the path of the Jacks. “ S m itty”
day’s heros to approve. “Good tack ­ out Arizona. Dr. Cummings is head Ah, friends, the agony I felt
Ihe received a “B” for th e course.
On W ednesday evening of this
w ill give Captain Finley a hand
ling today, Buddy. But did you ever of the archeology d epartm ent of the Can never half be told.
In the la tte r p a rt of 1917, a fte r
week
the
faculty
of
the
College
and
at the fullback job, and what
hear of th e big offensive we un­ U niversity of A rizona and director of j
A
m
erica en tered th e g reat war, troop
T
raining
School
entertain
ed
the
We'd lived together one short year
one can’t do to Flagstaff the
corked in 1902?”
the sta te m useum in Tucson. H e had
train s w ent hurry in g
across
the
teachers of Tempe H igh School and
Too soon it seem ed to see
other can.
And
the
new
“grads.”
planned
to
give
a
lecture
here
two
country
carrying
thousands
of
our
Bob Sm ith, “W ally” Cay wood, Tom­ grade schools. The teachers m et in
H oots, mon! B ut sum m er has seen weeks ago under the auspices of the Those hands so quiet and still
young m en to m ilitary cam ps for
T h at toiled so much for me.
my M cCarty, Ben Cole and “Steve” the women’s gym nasium and enjoyed a m igration of jew eled pins from
Geographic Society, but had to cauhasty training. On one of these troop
several
hours
of
fellowship.
A
fter
S teverson w ill tak e tu rn s a t th e oth er
T atersall vests to chiffon blouses! cel the engagem ent in order to ac-j My w aking thoughts had been of one ¡train s w as H oward D raper. He, like
baekfield b erths, w ith Caywood yelp­ speeches by Dr. M atthew s, C. B. WiW hen the feet began to tingle, com pany Mrs. Cummings to Roches­ Who now to sleep had dropped
I most of th e young m en from the
ing signals. A whole flock of new bel of the Tem pe G ram m ar School Prexy gave a sign to one of the boys
ter.
Ah, friends, ’tw as hard to realize
j Tempe school, needed little fu rth e r
and
Mr.
W
ore,
principal
of
th
e
High
plays dished out to th e Dogs since
and he strolled over to th e Stein­
My dollar w atch had stopped.
j training, as the stu d en ts had been
F lagstaff, give them a versatile and School, gam es and refresh m en ts were way. Two others, arm ed w ith banjo
¡well
trained in m ilitary tactics.
gathered
about
the
fireplace,
trying
poten t offensive power. New pass j*n ° r(ler. N early all m em bers of the and saxaphone joined him, jum ping
LETH TH W O ’ A W EEL
not
to
th
in
k
how
soon
it
would
be
Accordingly,
H ow ard D raper was
form ations, especially, a re doped to j several faculties w ere present.
nonchalantly up on the piano, and over.
H O M E C O M IN G P A R T Y among th e first of th e A m erican
cause th e W oodchoppers a few pangs |
------------ 0-----------sta rtin g to play. Someone w ith an
“W hen to the college tow n I go
------------o-----------¡forces to go into action in France,
of h e a rt failure.
O tell me, please, for goodness sake: eye for local color decided they
L ast Collichian—“The guys sure I w ire the news to all I know
ion battlefields th a t w ere very difIn th e line th ere is destined to be Must night fall because day breaks? needed some costum es and threw a
To call my faithful b a n d ;
1ferent from the peaceful vale of Old
need more girls.”
waged a b attle second only to th a t at M ust fleas fly before flies flee?.
couple of head gears a t them . As
F irst Collichian- -“Yeah, and we | And college boys by tw os and thi'ees Tempe. In one of the bloodiest enW aterloo w hen m ighty litle Napo­ M ust ships have eyes w hen they go calm ly and casually as th at, the or­ need them bad.”
¡Down to th e railroad statio n breeze | gagem ents in which th e A m erican
leon b it th e d u st before th e onslaught to sea?
ch e stra sta rte d to play.
I,
¡ To hail me w hen I land.
arm y took part, he lost his life in
of “Iron Duke” Cromwell. Only to­ M ust pens be pushed and pencils
Couples in the window se a ts . . .
Mrs. Gossip—Can you
keep
a JII w atch the football, play by play,
jth e line of duty. Our young stu d en t
day it is th e Bulldog varsity, belit­ lead?
groups of cronies sw apping stories secret?
And then th e re ’s dancing night and jw as less fo rtunate th a n th e “Untled from one end of A rizona to the M ust there be spring in the ocean’s
, old grads, and new grads and
Mrs. Gabley—I’ll gladly help and
day
known soldier”—for, unless he be
bed?
(Continued on P age Two)
guests who are n o t grads a t all, | get som e others to help too.
j 1 think it’s sim ply grand.”
j
(Continued on Page 2)

College Seniors
Players to Give Sponsor Parade
‘Pego’ My Heart’
And A w a r d s

^

y-uww-,
f ¿jC@UYlCk.

College Double
Mixed Quartet

Goes to Syracuse

J

When That Old Gang
Meets Again

Mrs. Byron Cummings
Crosses Great Divide

PAGE TWO
TUB TEMPE COLLEGIAN

SATURDAY. NOVEMBER

Tribut« Paid

GIGGLE
GUZZLERS
CONVENTION

fC ontiaued from P age 1)

th a t “unknow n soldier,’’ D raper was I
buried on foreign soil.
W hat shall we say of Howard D rap­
e
r
8 knowledge of and appreciation j
A F R E S H M A N ’S R E V E N G E
By H U L A H U L A BALOO
for the C onstitution of the U nited
A N ightm are in Two Acts
E n tered a t th e Tem pe, A rizona, P o st Office as secondDid (A m e n !!!)
S tates? The school record shows a j
class m atter.
by
grade of “B,” but in the h earts of
(Published
and
entered
at Tempe, Arizona, but refused by th e junk
IW A N N A S O C K IN T O O
our people he has an “A.” He is dealer ^ t o T t n u h y . )
S ubscription R a te s ................... f i .25 a Y ear in Advance.
A ct I—Scene 1 (a room in South cited as typical of m any khaki-clad
D E D IC A T IO N
Hall.)
I boys who passed a good exam ination I
Published E very ALTERN ATE THURSDAY of the
T his first on pour of words will- -be
faithfully dedicated
Most
F resh F reshie (bursting into room ): {of the battlefields of F rance
j
- ------------------------ to
— th
—e ——College Y ear.
jG urruls! I’ve ju st been on a librew- [ At the P ass of Therm opyloe i n ! Honorab,e M r Frederick F reelanhouser Archibald Percival Curnow, Proery date!
j ancient Greece there stood a m o n u - feS8° r ° f Bugology- According
‘he enthused FAKULTY, in o rd e r to
EDITORIAL STAFF:
Sophisticated Soph: Ree-ully?
Im ent bearing the inscription: “S tran g -|
,y en;*oy this work 5t
be necessary to te a r aw ay the Rem aining s6cr go *«11
Editor-in-Chief..............................................F rancis R. Vihel
F. F.: We had hum burgers and ice '»er,
tell a t oS ____
p arta th a t we lie .here l1 tion of this issue so th a t the public will be attracted . All rig h t, gang, get
----cream
.
R„«?nia te « d lt° r ............................................... Eloise Leppla
in obedience to th eir command. „ I your telescopes! AND GET W ESTERN!
S. S.: You look it.
These men w ere the 300 Spartans
F. F.: How com e?
who, under Leonidas, died a t the
S. S .: You got the d irtiest face on , Pass, because the C onstitution of
C irculation M anager.................................. . . Z i K ? c V lb S t
the m arket.
{Sparta dem anded it of them , and be­
AdTlsor.................................................................. .. W. H oover
F. F.: BUT I ju st washed it!
cause it had inspired them to Ho
S. S.: Ya never could tell it by th eir duty to the last extrem ity,
¡looking a t ya.
GREETINGS, ALUMNI!
Sim ilarly, an inscription m ight well
that.
r p i . i
,
j i -F.. r F. .:
; Well,
w e n , iI like
line m
at.
be w ritten over th at cem etery in
llle students and faculty of Arizona State Teachers! A nother soph: Get under th a t bian- France where Arizona boys, to gether j
Lollege are glad to welcome home our departed membei*s. jk et’ you worm - can ’tcha see I’m with other Am erican boys, re st:
“S tranger, go tell the A m erican peo-1
We are glad to greet you again, introduce you to our new|8t“dy‘ng?w.
.
pie th a t we lie here in obedience to {
triends, and show you our beautiful campus. W e’re proud! A nother s % ^ir* tny f
th eir command, as expressed in the
or jo u ail. Mis Saludos a Ustedes, amigas, mias!
little brain.
C onstitution of th United S tates and j
(E xit Freshm an with a dirty look in the C onstiution of the S tate in f
for each.)
FIGHT THOSE A X MEN!
which we lived.”
Scene nII—Sleeping
Porch
n 11 1
* ,,
1
|
oeeue
—sleeping ro
rc n
This is narrated to give a fuller
I5UliaogS, let S get those ax-men, today. L et’s show (Two Sophomore roam to bed and understanding of w hat we m ean by
them what real
are
We^ vcan
chase |
'n si°wiy and bounce out the term “C onstitution.” In regard
---- Bulldogs
-- ---------— made of.
t m V,U«OC
to m ilitary duties and responsibilities,
them all over Irish Field if we will just get a little i)eD 81riit y')
and vim in US
* * 1 Chorus of Two: Ouch, a d irty so as in regard to personal liberties,
_______________________
land so is biting my toe!
the C onstitution of the nation and I
1 (T hey rem ove mouse trap from the C onstitution of the S tate are !
ESSAYING.
{respective toes.)
alike: one confirm s the other. W e
F. F.: (S itting up in bed, speaks) may think of them as one.
How many of you students essay your teachers for Tee H ee! I t’s an old Spanish cus­ T he C onstitution is very powerful
a grade? Did you ever stop to think how you’re knock­ tom!
both to give and to take away, to |
■o
ing those who don’t essay, those who are above such a
protect and to require. It saved a |
young New England hobo, alone and ! Mnrth u - n
. _
mean practice? You are only losing your self respect,
J ’
*.
Recent Problem of Psychological Investigation. It
students. L et’s quit it.
tNOlOTteiy friendless, from prison when he was i p
wrongfully
accused
of
stealing
a
u
to
-1
°
" T hat N° Hot Potatoes A" A»°w «d W ith in ,
N orth H all w ishes to extend a
mobile tires. It took H oward D raper 1
,•
..,
{greeting
to
all
the
Alum
nae
during
WHY NOT PAVE COLLEGE AVENUE?
8Cene 1,68 Wlthin and Without North Hal1’ Ahem!
I Homecoming.
An unusual num ber from a quiet home in the Salt R iver
Valley
in
Arizona,
and
called
upon
I
Hazel
McComb, the fam ous ivory tickler, sat holding the piano, enveiW hat a relief it would be to walk across College Ave­ has been expected to return. I11 fact,
him
to
give
up
his
life
on
the
battlej
oped
in.
h
e
r
arm s- G reat tears w ere rolling down her face because such a
nue on a rainy Day, IF IT WERE PAVED. No one likes this is the biggest Homecoming that field of France.
sad accident had happened. Glenn Moses and Albert Adams, th e tw o noted
A
rizona
S
tate
T
eachers
College
has
to wade through mud, I am sure, and not everyone can ever w itnessed.
F o r us, as well as for both these h o rtlcu ,tu rists and football stars, had been h it by a passing h o rse and
afford goloshes. On the other hand, when it isn’t rain- Mr.
Mr. and
and Mrs.
Mrs. R.
L
Hicks
of
W
Jnk.
young
men, the C onstitution is a buggy’ They were so badly injured th a t they couldn’t carry H alitosis, the
R. L. H icks of W ink
mg, clouds O f dust envelope the campus. This IS not only elm an are expected to v isit Merle vital thing. L et us rem em ber w hat j ew bouse cat, home and he ran away—Ju st think! H allie is gone! W hat
was im pressed upon th e ir minds, wil1 bappen now?
hard on the students who have hay fever but also those H icks tomorrow,
th a t the "C onstitution is the suprem e
T here was Epse W illiams, noted bootlegger, sittin g on the divan. T here
who wish to look neat. Dirty shoes spoil a person’s
------- 0-----law of the land.”
was Dick Finley m aking a dent in the wall by leaning so hard. T h ere was
whole appearance. The present war-cry of the campus
In concluding, let us say to the H ot Dog W illard crying on little H ot Dog’s shoulder
is, Let s pave College Avenue.
I
___
0. » o t (he W illiam B I w . P o .t ot
All a t o n e . . tain w
:
Ana then H a lil. . p p . . „ a ! And . . . r y o n .
Feeds seem to be quite in vogue the A m erican Legion a t Tem pe, you was happy.
LINEN AT NIGHT?
,¡in M atthew s H all of late. W edues- do well to nam e your organization
P. S. Don’t be particular. This is ju st one of the few scenes in N orth
day evening an unusual affair was a fte r a fine young man of th is com­
‘‘Oil, ooooll, llO W I hate to get up at this ungodly staged with L enors Clifford and m unity who lost his life in the W orld Hall.
W hat say, gang, isn’t th a t a hot new radio in our hall? And how ?
hour!” “ Do we have to get up already?” “ I just went Glenna Olson as h o stesses- a Hai- war. As P rofessor M urdock said in
*• "-*•»
—
-»
•
--jloween m otif w as carried out in the a le tte r to H oward D raper’s m other,
Georgia
Hensiey, w h at’s this we hear about the new case? T h ere goes
to sleep,
it seems.” “ Brrrr,
I ’m freezing!”
.. of. the
.. room for the oc- while this ch ap ter we have quoted th a t ‘Zip” Leppla
person again. Quite handsom e with the specks.
¡decoration
mi
1
» ,,
- ,
® v
.
decoration ot
These are the words of the girls on linen mornings, ¡casion. A box from home provided from was being prepared- “T he!
Babe Adams, you sw eet young thing! You done gone w ent and done it
We wonder why we cant have our linen given out at {refreshm ents.
United S tates governm ent can n o t!
W here s the old flame, Fay Billingsley?
night before we go to bed? Will someone please give IIS A venison feed took place in A de-Iraise a m onum ent to all of our sol­
We h e a r th e re ’s a new m an on the cam pus. North H all ought to be
laid K arg er’s room Saturday. K ittie j dier dead, but if we re la te th e ir able to
»< monopolize
m unopouze me
an answer?
the men for one night anyway. (Pardon me, th e radio
Mize and D orothy C antenw ine w ere story, as I wish to pass on the story (a quite an attraction.)
¡the guests of **-----honor.
'o f your son, Howard, to th e school
H iking Club initiation! W ouldn’t th at ju st simply ja r y ou’ Jean n e
H elen K incaid and Gladys Clanton children of Arizona, they have a
j spent the week-end at th eir homes m onum ent in gratefu l h e a rts b etter R ichards, we had no idea you could use such technique in riding a b ic y c le more power to you, kid!
*
{in Tolleson.
th an anything in bronze or stone.”
B ertha K entz and L aura Clark of
In a le tte r which Professor Mur­ r 1J ! ' 7 7 ~ ab~ ? er,e’S S° me ^
Very special 8ecret ^ r r o v on that
| Duncan spent Sunday here visiting dock received from Mrs. Draper,
F lag staff anyway.
h ° Pe th e re ’S n° br° ken h earts! Not until we beat
niagstarf,
W
Rachael uiarK.
Clark.
_
, ,.
.
” *illa
*»«* and nauuaei
H ow ard’s m other, she said: “I asked
The Tem pe Bullpups won a well Indian quarterback, w as the main0 u t of the generosity of h e a rt of my boy why he joined the Infantry
____ «
.
S lU V Di
111 O T l l i l l m t
are y0U 80 thrilled about the gam e? W e wonder.
earned victory over th e Phoenix In- stay of the Indian offense.
M atthews H all a poor orphan k itten and he replied, ‘Mother, I w anted
Ge-irls! A re n t you ju st thrilled to te a r s - O h , my word! T h at Babe
dian School last S aturday m orning
of the Pups 8tood was taken into the fold. A fter two to be w ith the backbone of the Adams person com pletely knocked out Emma Joslin. Oh! these lightw eight
B |o u t on the defense for Tempe, spill- days of unceasing affection and food
pions!
Not quite out!
Not quite o u t'
H or 1
» « h tw eig h t
arm y’.” She fu rth e r stated th a t How­ cham
on th e ,r own gridiron. Both team s ing the Indian school gridders tim e
l O
c
. _
1 u e o m - H er eyes a re opening—
the ungrateful anim al left w ithout ard bought L iberty bonds to the ex­
5~ u p ! and Bang! Zip!
battled each o th er up and down the and again back of the line.
a word of th an k s o r explanation. L et ten t th a t his
m eager allow ance
(CURTAIN)
field through the gam e but th e Pups
The Bullpups have ci
a team 01
of iictra
hard th a t sad experience be a lesson to
would perm it. H e not only carried a
(To Be Continued)
lashed a stro n g offensive to score fighting football players and have
you of tender h eart, save your af­ gun across “No M an’s L and” but he
th e ir touchdow ns and pile up m ore ¡given the fans some real football
fection and food, food especially, for loaned money to his governm ent in
y ards from scrim m age
th an
the
The sta rtin g lineups:
your room m ate.
the g re a t crisis. T hus we have more
Phoenix gridders.
Indians—
Pos.
Bullpups—
------------ 0-----------% th an w ritten evidence th a t Howard
Gislaghi, T eacher halfback, scored Flores
rei
Adams
D raper understood his constitutional
iti
in th e m iddle of th e first q u arter Siva
O. Anderson
duty.
Pablo
rgl
E.
Anderson
a fte r K em pton and Jones had alter(Continued from Page 1)
Brown
c
Mitchum
Davis
lgr
A D E F IN IT IO N OF G IR LS
W atson
who will go in to give the m olars a
P esis
ltr
S uperintendents, principals, school,
England o th er because of its early season per­
"snappy”
w
orkout
are “G overnor”
Johnson
1er
P eters form ances, th a t will put forth the
m asters and near schoolm asters of
By B. Jordan, ’12.
Thompson
qb
H inton biggest consignm ent of g rit seen in Bill Ashby, tackle; ‘Cow ’ Clem ents,
Girls: “A fem ale child o r young the valley, brought th e ir w ives or
Nopah
rhl
Cislaghi these p arts for m any moons.
guard ; “Hollywood” H uber, guard;
woman,
varying in height from a foot sw eeth earts to the college dining
Manuel
Ih r
Kem pton
F.
McDowell,
guard;
Line Is Strong
“B ullrush” and a half to six feet, in w eight from room on Saturday evening, Novem­
R oberts
fb
Jo n e s|
down. Tem pe failed to m ake the
illard will play a t the Moses, end.
S ubstitutions:
uuiipuya---CiUJSHjy
— Dog”
- — W
---------Bullpups—Chesley [1, ‘Big
eight to two hundred and fifty ber 2 to enjoy the annual banquet
Probable lineups look something
e x tra point on a pass.
ith “B
for Cislaghi; Beuham for Adam s; De keystone position, w—
--------utton’
pounds, and in color black to w hite.” given them a t the invitation of P re si­
E arly in the third q u a rte r De Mille, Mille for H inton; Moses for P e te rs; Frazier, scrappy center, probably see- like this:
T his is W ebster’s definition, but dent M atthews. The atten d an ce th is
rei
" —I——
'in g little action due to an acrobatic W atts
Detloff he didn’t go to the Normal.
Pup q u arterback, sneaked off around Adams for Beuham
year was the larg
in th
h isto ry
__e ______
_
_ est —
Goddard
rtl
Cain
le ft end for 45 yards and crossed Indians—Kidd
Flores;
P is c a l|k nee- Sideline critics are
----- x « v ifor
es,
a to c a i j
-------- looking
Kipling says: “A rag, a bone, a n d ! ° f !he Schooln iasters’ Club, many
rgl
Hoffman a hank of hair,” but he didn’t go jturning o u t t0 do honor to Dr. Matth e R edskins goal lines. The ball was for Sive; Hoff for Pablo; Enos for for s re a t things from “R u n t” God E. Anderson
M.
W
illard
Ç
Moses to the Normal.
y
Brown;
N
ercie
for
D
avis;
Roy
for
dard’
P°ten
tially
one
of
the
best
grid
called back on an offside penalty.
i thew s who has so often been th e ir
M cCullar
lgr
Chiono
jg
jP
e
s
is
;
Ju
an
for
Johnson;
Gould
for
I*nem
en
in
all
of
the
cactus
country.
--------host, but who plans to re tire from
Jones and De Mille m ade up th e loss j
---------- — -------- ---- , Vv » u m i
lt r
~ “ for
*
Pace
on the n ext th ree plays and K em pton T hom pson; Osif
Nopah; Anton Goodard will be in a t rig h t tackle, C. Caywood
These definitions are very m eager !the presidency of the college n ext
1er
Allen for the girls w hisper in class, w rite | sum m er’
plunged through th e Ind ian s left Ifor M anuel; M anuel for R oberts; and he has le t it be known th a t McNeil
Allen
W.
Caywood
qb
Messrs.
Cooper,
A
rm
strong,
Z
aner
Cooper you notes, w ear your clothes, g et all j E xpectations of e ith e r epicure 01
tackle for T em pe’s second and l a s t ! Thom pson for G ould; Nopah for
Cooper
rhl
Armstrong | your jewelry, cast sheep’s eyes at a rtists w ere more th an realized In
and Mullenaux, who take tu rn s pack­ Steverson
touchdown. Tem pe failed to m ake Osif.
Armstrong
Ihr
Zaner you, and altogether confabulate your the splendid turkey d inner served
O fficials: S. A. Coutchie, referee, ing the pigskin for the Jacks, are in Smith
th e ex tra point as Jo n e s’ kick m issed
fb
Mullenaux mind until you don’t know w hether by Mr. and Mrs. K rause and in a
th e bars.
first half, um pire,, second half; L. for some spilling. E. A nderson will Finley
------- 0--- —
you are in an algebra class o r a par­ program which included m em bers of
The Indians presented a tough for­ W. Faunce, um pire, first half, referee, give “R u n t” a hand from his place a t
IT 18 N O T A L W A Y S EASY
rig
h
t
guard,
while
“Boots”
W
atts
is
second
half;
W.
G
riffith,
tim
ekeeper;
lor. They are so omnivorous forp more th a n usual m erit. Miss M ary
w ard wall but it was being b attered ’
To apologize.
slated to do w hatever pass snagging
beaux, th at boy beaux w on't suffice. E leanor Baird displayed h er re m a rk ­
steadily by the Tem pe backfield, F o ster Begg. head linesm an.
To begin over.
is
assigned
to
th
a
t
end
of
the
line.
T hey bunch yards and yards of rib­ able m usical ta le n t in h e r execution
which resu lted in 14 first downs for
To adm it error.
“C leopatra” Caywood (m ay his
L ittle girl (speaking in a quiver­
bons behind th eir heads, m ake it of th ree difficult but very b e a u ti­
th e Pups ag ain st th re e garn ered by
To
be unselfish.
tribe
in
crease!)
has
received
some
ing
voice
to
a
big,
heavy-browed
man
stick
out to keep the flies off the ful num bers on the harp. The col­
th e Braves. Nopah. Indian fullback,
To take advice.
fellow in th e seat behind. I am sure lege double q u artette did honors to it­
punted for the Phoenix team , but w ith a glittering k n ife)—Have you needed assistan ce at his tackle berth
To keep trying.
w ith the juggling of “T u rk ” A nder­
self and the
college. Mr. H. M. i«icMcth
a t --if W ebster ui
or .n.iyimg
Kipling count
could have -r
his kicks w ere ineffective, averaging no h e art?
----— —
To
be charitable.
Man (grow ling)—No.
son from left end to help out w ith 1
attended the Normal, th eir defini-1Keny of th e K yrene schools sang
25 y ards or less. Jones punted for
H n n o tir/M.Li 1 .
_
, i WO n l o a a i n w
. , ,1 , „ „ „
■
•
L ittle g irl—Well, then, I’ll take ten the leg snatching. If Caywood’s w eak j To be considerate.
tions would have been very different two pleasing num bers and Mrs. F e l­
th e Pups and his kicks w ere not
To profit by m istakes.
j
cen
ts
w
orth
of
liver.—W
akefield
shoulder gets too sensitive to t h e .
m uch better.
and coincided w ith th at of we boys: ton pleased the audience w ith one
To forgive and forget.
j H igh Booster.
L um berjacks’ pounding, Anderson will
“Girls,
an unm itigated nuisance.” But I °* b*8 s Plcy readings. Com m unity
T he Ind ian s’ lone chance to score
To th in k and th en act.
step in and even things up. “S heik”
let me tell you, girls are so distract- s*ng' ng Ied by Mr. Jones of th e muTo
shoulder
a
deserved
blame.
cam e la te in the la s t period when I D u m m - I ’ve lost my new car.
McCullar and “Bull” E ngland will di­
ingly sweet we couldn’t do w ithout sic departm ent, was varied by sev ­
Nopah se n t th e ball to th e Tem pe
B e lle -W h y don’t you report it to
them.
vide
w
hat
rem
aining
dirty
w
ork
falls
eral sh o rt talks by schoolm osters
f l A V a n .V Q M
lin n
nn
«
- _ 1 __ A. _
seven-yard line on a pass, only to the police ?
Professor—Fonda, which of the colto the port side of the forw ard wall.
of the valley and o ther guests. T he
have it called back because a lines­
^
.
lege sp orts do you like best?
Dumra—T hey’re the ones who took
“How come your room m ate lost Schoolm asters’ Club is presided o v er
er
gs w ose teeth have been j Fonda Love (indicating)—T h at redm an received th e toss. Thom pson, It.
his sex appeal?”
this year by Duncan M cRuer, p rin ­
nicely groomed fo r th e occasion and headed g ir, over there
“Hie fath er w ent broke.”
cipal of the Glendale high school.

South Hall Secrets

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North Hall Nntnriptv

Matthews Hall Notes

tho

Bullpups Beat Phoenix Indians
On Irish Field by Score of 12-0

c7ri7°bTtS7’Wby

7^1

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Bulldogs Primed

Schoolmasters Are Guests of Dr.
Matthews and College at Banquet

im i

SATURDAY. NOVEMBER it;

1939
THB TEMPE COLLEGIAN

ON THE
CAMPUS
* •
41
Twenty Years Ago

Ends a " ^ ' ^ Bturous

PAGE THREE

!Something ¡S

New
I The Smart Tailored Suit
U n d e r t h e Sun\

T here IS som ething new under the j
jsun! According to the Freshm en IQ ;
te sts given early this q u arter and I
I which m em bers of the Psych, classes
I have been w asting red pencil lead on
I this week, this world is a mighty
I queer place.
Read the following
choice
bits
selected
from the com—
| pletion pages of half a dozen exam
1papers:
A very com plete and well finished
I An “angel” is a kind of heavenly
gas plant is being built for use in
1 body having a long, nebulous tail.
the Domestic Science departm ent.
A lthough th e P a ste u r Scientific
A “plugist" is a professional prize !
Homecoming is noc an entirely !
--------fighter.
Society has been organized but two
new occasion, for even in the days ' Tempe Normal was well represented
years, it is rapidly becom ing one of
An “em pire” is one chosen to rule j
of old Egypt there were m any fes-(at the territo rial fair. The work exj on the plays of a game,
th e m ost progressive societies on
tive welcomings of kings, queens and : hibited was representative of yearly
th e cam pus.
j A “w allet” is a sack or pouch for
w arriors. And even then, there were j work done a t the Normal, and among
1holding som ething. (Ed. note: T his!
It was organized by th e studens many tiresom e, busy days which p re -!the different lines represented were,
I variety of co n tainer is now alm ost j
of chem istry in o rd er to prom ote in­ ceded the eventful day—so it is with 1Plant draw ings, exam ples of clay
totally extinct on the Bulldog cam p­
te re s t in th e im portance of the physi­ us. But now th a t the w orry and the Imodeling, landscapes, designs of tiles,
us.)
cal sciences in hum an progress and work are practically ended, we are rugs, wall paper, poster, stencils and
A “hero” is an aviator who has I
w as nam ed in honor of Louis P as­ prepared to join in and help m ake i m echanical drawing.
I
been
cited for achievem ent in bringteur, whose life and w orks are held this the m ost successful Homecoming i
--------! ing down enem y planesexem plary by the society. Dr. B ate­ ¡ever given. N evertheless, the PhiloThe A thenian D ebating Club h as)
A "fountain” is th e base or sup-1
m an is th e society’s advisor.
m athian Society extends to th eir chosen a team to debate for a silver ]
¡port of a statue.
T he “Life of Louis P a s te u r” was alum nae a w hole-hearted welcome medal a t the W. C. T. U. contest
A “bow” is a sh eat fo r carrying |
th e su b ject of th e program held W ed­ and an invitation to m eet in the y !011 a question of prohibition. T h e '
arrow s.
nesday, N ovem ber 13.
rooms for a buffet supper to be given i team is, Belknap, Hanson, Thom as |
A "lyric” is an ode or song of
{and Johnston. The co ntest will tak e!
The P a s te u r Scientific Society ex­ a t 6:30 o'clock.
praise or adoration to God. (Poetry
place on the 26th of this month.
ten d s a h earty welcome to all re­
studes please copy.)
turning alumi.
An inlet of the sea sm aller than a
------------ o— *---- -—
j Mr- H. Q. R obertson addressed the
gulf is a “lake.”
......-I , 4
Istudents, as president of the Alumni
“T respassing” is the seizure of pri­
jAssociation, inviting the seniors of j Adele Sinclair, twenty-two, of New
v a t e property for the public use.
York,
returns
on
the
S.
S.
Olympic
______ .
. . . .
.
JA
J7AV to ui
1910
atten d the banquet of Noa fte r an adventurous journey to j A "crocodile” is a lizard noted for
Homecoming is in the air. Lam bda jvember 12
France. Adele went aboard the ¡changing its color.
K appas enlarged upon th e ir plans, i
‘
_______
Above is sported the correct tailored
liner on October 1st to bid farewell
suit for this Fall. Brown and beige
A lighted coal sm ouldering in ashes
L O R R A IN E
On Sunday afternoon, November to welcome Lam bda K appa alum nae j
to a friend. She fainted and claims
tweed is used in the making. Dark
is an “phosphorous.”
10, a t 1045 Norm al avenue, 100 mem­ a t the regular m eeting in E ast H all Like SOme old m iser with a hoard
th a t when she came to the ship was
brown lapin is used to edge the
living
room,
Tuesday
evening,
N
o-!
0f
goj,j
bers of th e college faculty were
on the high seas. Hence the claim
seven-eighths length eoat, while a
guests a t an “Al F resco” tea given vem ber 5.
brown bow and belt trim s the dress.
j Who nightly goes when eyes can I th a t she is not a stowaway.
-oTweed hat and slippers to match are
by Uliss K loster, Miss B iair and Miss
Lam bda K appas were glad to wel* I
never see
T H E PRO PER S T U F F
worn with this costume.
Sm ith.
come Mrs. W aite, an honorary mem- {And digs his treasu re up, and ravishThe friend who will stick when you
Bowen—Applied Anatomy and Kinly
E n tertain m en t for the afternoon ber of the society, a t th eir last meet-1
tre a t him rough
eslology.
consisted of a num ber of selections
Counts all his golden pieces, new H as got to be made of the proper Bowman—New World, fourth edi- !
from th e college
o rch estra,
the
0-----------and o ld ;
stuff;
tion.
ju n io r high school q u a rte tte , read­
1 t0° ’ .a m lser’
______
. 8teal 0ut in the cold ,IW hen h e comes to see you, and | Briggs—Curriculum Problem s.
ings by Miss Glenna W hite, songs
fa
*?• , n/w
jAnd Silent w inter night and greedily
w ears a smile,
| Buxton—Peoples of Asia
Bell-ringer, tugging a t a heavy
by Miss Lillie Mae W hite, dancing
count my hoard of sta rs and try And you growl like a trooper the | Caldwell & D aw so n -B aseb all
i bell, ringing in h ealth and joy in
by M ary T hatcher, and tw o solos by
--------j
t0 be
whole Warned while,
I Comstock—Handbook
of
N ature living for the new year, is the figure
A lbert Adams. R egreshm ents w ere
The first m eeting of the F ro e b e l !Content • • • T h a t’s all we have, we jBut he keeps
. . .on
__ smiling, and calls |(study,
- - revised
------ edition.
---------on the 1929 C hristm as seal, which
served by R uth K loster, B etty Love Club was held Monday evening, Oc-1
m isers gold,
1 * „ y'
“ ,
t
Coolidge—Rain-Makers.
is soon to be distrib u ted throughout
W oodward, Roline Sikes and Caro­
I tell j o u he s made of th e proper
D ew ey-R econstructiO n in Philo-1 the country.
tober 28, in South H all living room. r Ay,_________
Lorraine,_ I only have my sta rs
line C ontreras.
O fficers of the Froebel Club a re: To keep me happy. I m ust have been | H g know«*' hi« hj,«
On w<ro jsophy*
j ° n the seal is th e ever-present
------- o--- ---P resid en t—Leonora Anderson.
a tool
j
tbe
’
Borland Am erican Illustrated Medi- double-barred cross of Lorraine, which

Pasteur Sdentifics
Philomathian Society
Welcome Alumni
W e l c o m e s Alumni

Faculty Entertained
A t *A l Fresco’ Tea

(From the Normal Student!
Miss Lynd, a m em ber of the class
of 1904, and for two years a teacher
-n the Phoenix public schools has re­
signed her position as critic teacher
-n the Normal T raining School In o r­
der th at she might e n te r Stanford
University.

Busy Times For
Lambda Kappas

Library Books

'

<

Froebel Club Holds

Its rirst Meeting ]

j

Dean Felton Addresses
Geographic S o c i e t y

♦

Quaint Design Will
Feature T. B, Stamp

V ice-P resid en t-M irian Kaler.
j0 n e l°uely night, but still, dear j He know s he’ll m anage to m ake y o u '
.0
¡was adopted in 1902 as symbolic of
S ecretary and T reasu rer—Florence |
friend, it seem s
(
jaf(
j * rencft R ecent Poetry.
j the sp irit of m ercy in the internaW alin.
The sta rs are not enough, and some-1 W hen you have flaunted your w rath I Galvin—Assem blies for Junior a n d ltio
, n a l effort to stam p out tubercuthing m ars
j
at hlm>
¡Senior High School.
|los(s.
Social Chairm an—M arguerite Ellis.
M em bers of th e G eographic Society
Hagen~ A rt Epochs and T heir Lead- j The history of th e L orraine cross
Those present w ere Miss Carmen, My happiness. W hat did the W ise And shown your feelings w ith proper
and friends from th e faculty, s tu ­
One rule?
|
vtmvim ;
i!!e rs’
_r
n
1¡dates back 1000
- - years
» - —— to
— the
»“ v division
m onitor, Miss Blair, honorary mem ­
d e n t body and com m unity w ere privi­
ber, Leonora Anderson, M irian K al­ You are no longer sm iling in my You see, he knows your head is sore,! . H araP -E co n o m ic Life and the Cur-(of the C hristian c h u r c h - th e eastern
leged to h e a r an illu strated lecture
dream s.
And th e m issing ribs have been 1 ^ UBL
(branch adopting this double-barred
er, Florence W alin, M arguerite Ellis, |
by Dean F elton T hursday evening, Oc­
H
am
m
ett—M
ajor
S
port
Fundamencross. It as noted 200 years later
—“A
S
atyr.”
h
u
rtin
’
m
ore;
Irene Phelps, Mary Golden and Fran-1
to b e r 24. W ith about 60 slides he ces Guilland.
------------ o-----------iby Godfrey, Duke of L orraine, who
He know s you’re mad a t the whole tal8’
illu strated th e account of his travels,
H arris—Changing Conceptions of | im m ediately placed it on his coat of
| T H A T F R E S H M A N -S O P H O M O R E
dinged town,
| arm s.
beginning w ith th e m ajestic WoolA F F A IR
The sun and the rain, and the d esert School Discipline.
w orth building in New York City
brown;
I Hawk—P ractical Physilogical Chem- j As colorful is th e record of its
The Freshm an-Sophom ore com bat
and ending in th e an cien t stre e t
of the fall sem ester always causes a The flowers, the trees, and th e azure 18 ry ‘
(m odern bearers, the legions who are
8w
| Jackm an—A m erican A rts.
called S tra it in th e city of D am as­
great deal of discussion. A num ber
j battling tuberculosis throughout the
cus.
Kohler H istory of Costume.
1land by educational, m edical and preof bruised Freshm en crowned with But gee—he knows ju st the reason
Lincoln—L ibrary of E ssential In- jventative agencies.
M arguerite Davis of Scottsdale, en­ green “beanies” loudly proclaim th a t
W ith m any poetic and a rtistic il­
why!
lusions, Mr. F elton added beauty to tertain ed the m em bers of the Tima- there “ain’t no justice.” Sometimes, H e’s th e kind of a friend who will formation.
1 In 1904 there w ere no tuberculosis
Lowell—Selected Poems.
his descriptions. Of p articu lar in ter­ k iena Society and th e ir gentlem en I think, a few of the faculty memle t you growl,
dispensaries or clinics anyw here in
Luckiesh—Color and Its Applicae s t to th e auditors w ere th e re p re­ friends a t a Hallow een p arty Friday bers, though they may not express it, Nor lose his tem per because you
the United S tates. Today th ere a re
tions.
sen tatio n s of th e lakes of Killar- evening, N ovem ber 1.
scowl;
618 tuberculosis hospitals and san a­
agree w ith the “F ro s h " A t any ra te !
Mayo Foundation—Lectures on Nu­ to ria and also m ore than 3700 clinics
ney, th e voyage through th e Medi­
the Freshm an-Sophom ore struggle is j But he’s got to be made w ith the
trition.
terran ean , G reek arch itectu re, trip
proper g rain
and dispensaries.
only tolerated.
along the Nile, th e pyram ids, Sphinx
It is, apparently, tru e th a t: “In its If he holds his tem per while you I Morton—Teaching A rithm etitc in
The hospitals and sanatoria have
the Interm ediate Grades.
com plain—
and tom bs of Egypt, and th e city of
,
|a combined capacity of 73,659 beds
political action each group is a unit.
Palestine.
I but o ther figures reveal m ore than
It opposes o th er social groups in be­ W hen th e sun is gold, and the skies 1 O B rien -B o x in g ------- o------are blue,
Perlm an Theory of the Labor j 5 0 0 > 0 0 0 l i v i n g c a s e s o f t u b e r c u l o s i s
half
of
its
own
in
terests
solely
and
The regular m eeting of KalakaAnd others a re w ondering w h at’s Movement.
g ath ia m em bers w as held in South knows no standard of conduct but
i eSP,tt tbe gap betw een conditions
Poynting—Textbook
of
w rong w ith you;
Physics, jand accommodations, the death ra te
H all living room on Tuesday eve­ success.” Even so, may it not after But it’s w orth his tim e and he Voi. 4.
J
lUUClfUIUSiS has been c u t in
i from tuberculosis
ning, November 5. Im portant busi­ all be w orth while? T here are a few
knows his game,
Reem er
Allen—E x tra C urricular I if
. . . .
half in the past 10 years throueh
ness was discussed, a fte r which plans argum ents in favor of the conflict _F or .he finds you wild, and he leaves A
ctivities.
L.
.
K
th a t should be m ade here.
.
_____ , . the agency of th e C hristm as seal
On the evening of O ctober 29 the w ere m ade fo r Homecoming.
you tam e!
I Rice—Brief H istory of Physical I
„
.. .
In the first place, the com bat de- 1
*
1which has provided money for a
------- o------alum ni of th e Z eta Sigm a Society
Education
MYSTERY.
m ands
organization.
Sophomores (
g reat cam paign of education of the
en tertain ed th e p re se n t m em bers in
Sedgwick—Acoma, the Sky City.
call a class m eeting, arrangem ents
jpublic established free clinics and
the basem ent of th e Ind u strial A rts
Seyffert—Toys.
OCTO B ER BREEZES
are made, rum ors are heard, and |
I sanatoria throughout th e country,
building. D inner was served a t 8
Shanahan—South America.
The
moon
was
shining
bright
last
|
Miss
Mary
Moore,
who
graduated
then—Freshm en hold council. Some­
¡and more and m ore today is striv ­
o ’clock on tables back of th e stage
Sheffield—Swimming Simplified.
night,
inate th e disease by loa t w hich 60 persons participated from Tem pe in 1925, is now in Holly­ thing w ithin tells the m em bers of And th ru the trees a w hispering 1 Sm ith—T ests and M easurem ents. 1 ing to elim
. . ..
' -„ ...
, , 1eating and checking it in the chilM embers of the alum ni from 1914 wood holding an im portant position each group th a t “social struggle m ust
wind
Stiles—N
utritional
Physiology,
sixth
.
.
.
.
.
dren of the nation. T his work, ef­
th e year w hen th e c h a rte r m em bers with Cine A rt Productions, Inc. This be conducted by a collective whole,” Was ru stling the leaves; it seem ed jedition.
fected through preventorium s is be
of Zeta Sigm a g raduated and includ com pany is a leading producer of thus organization is stim ulated and
to say:
j Todd—Hand-loom W eaving.
ing conducted in Tucson, where 27
ing nearly every y e a r since th a t date educational films. Miss Moore was begun. H ere there are two groups Oh w here are you who once did love
T oothaker—Commercial Raw Ma­
children have been nursed back to
w ere present. A new featu re of the a superior student. She was a c h a rt­ organized against each o ther to pro­ And gaze on yonder moon, who softly terials.
health and future happiness.
evening w as the presence of th e hus er m em ber of the Geographic So­ tect them selves or th eir traditions. Spoke of love, of home, of loved
Toynbe—Turkey.
------- o------bands of th m arried m em bers, who ciety and had more to do w ith the Organization and loyalty are thus
ones dear?
Van De V anter—P o ster Making.
inister
seem ed to appreciate the opportunity sta rtin g of this society th an any oth­ m otivated and developed a t the very
j W aldschm idt-Leitz—Enzyme Action. I . A m m
is e r consented
consented to
to preach
pieach
to visit a m eeting of the organiza­ er person. Hence she is still vitally beginning. Leadership is called for Why do (you w ander by, and never
W allin -E d u c atio n of H andicapped dUmlg his vacation in th <> country
tion which had helped to tra in the interested in its progress and sends when organization is begun, so by the
stop
Children.
!a t an Episcopal church. W hen he arm em bers in th e fine a rt of speech. for it an appreciated contribution. one act of organization a three-fold B eneath these trees in which I play?! W arner—Football for Coaches.
!rived at the church on Sunday mornNew oficers w ere elected as follows: Miss Moore’s present address is 1718jgood is developed. Selfishness can- W here is the one who kissed your
w illia m s-M a k in g of H igh School ing, the sexton welcomed him and
| not be fostered in a group of this
said:
brow,
P resident, Je a n Sm ith,
’29;
vice- Vine street, Hollywood.
ICurricula.
kind, for “w ithout united, collective T hat often w andered here w ith yo u ?|
__ „ . , .
. _
“Do you wish to w ear a surplice,
president, M yrtle B arry, ’29; secre­
„
. . .
! W illiam s—Principles of Secondary
Mrs. C. M. Knapp, form erly Isabel action the struggle is im possible.” Your fevered cheeks I still will kiss, jEducatjon
sir? ”
tary, Isabel Jakobi, ’26; social direc­
„ . , ...
“Why, man. I’m a M ethodist. W hat
tor, Mrs. Nellie G uess Vanderhoff, Blakely, w rites from Philadelphia, Pa., The individual soon learn s th a t he is H er flaxen tresses toss and blow. | W ilson—School
L ibrary M anage­
do I know about surplices? All I
’27. It was voted to hold four m eet­ asking th a t th e college paper be one of a group, and th a t to be of any
m
e
n
t.
Oh wind th a t speaks to m e tonight,
know about is deficits.”
ings during th e year. Mr. and Mrs. sent to h er as a reg u lar subscriber. aid he m ust forget him self lest the
I cannot answ er you. I still love her,
group
forget
him.
So
out
of
the
Mrs.
K
napp
w
ishes
to
be
rem
em
­
Felton w ere guests.
group,
directly
finds
loyalty,
sportsAnd often th ink of days when hand j
F ritz: “F ather, you are a lucky
bered to any of h er old friends who struggle em erges unselfishness.
-o
, m anship and fraternity. „A ____
clear___
in-,
in hand
. . . . . . .
.
man.
may still rem ain a t the college. She
A stronger organization of the two
W
hen yvender
_ ath
.. er: “How ,s th, a i0
w nen
o n u e r, slght into his own com parative insigF
t? „’
graduated from the Tem pe S tate Nor­ classes will be brought about a fter We w andered here
¡nificance is brought to each Individp
moon
mal 20 years ago. W e are glad to the im m ediate com bat has ceased
jual- In addition to these self-evident j me J y
"b° ^ s ^
y e a r^ I
note renew ed in terest in the college than would have been possible if Its silvery beam s upon her h air
So brightly dazzling gleamed.
| v ,rtu es growing out of the class fray, haVfi ^
left
the sam e
by the alum ni of some years back th ere had been no combat.
The j
a few others, m ore beneath the sur­
The
Clionians
have
officially
and hope th a t others will w ant to w eaker body m ust eventually subm it jo h 1 wiU come and let you kiss
face, but equally im portant and posi­
changed th e ir nam e to Chi Sigm a—
A ctor (to playw right who has sug­
renew th e ir connections with th eir to the will of the stronger. The will My fevered cheek, but I will come
tive, are likely to result.
W ithin gested his learning th e play b e tte r):
th is being th e nam e for which the
Alma M ater through the Tem pe Col­ of the stronger group th e re a fter finds j Alone. The one who was my h e a rt’s
each group charity—not the charity “My dear fellow, I never learn the
G reek le tte rs on th e society pins legian.
expression in the leadership of pro-1
delight
in the broad C hristian meaning, per- words, they come.”
stand. W ith th is lovely new nam e
-----------o----------motion of school loyalty.
P erhaps has changed, no longer j haps—but nevertheless, a so rt of so- j A uthor (gloomily) : “And go.
th e m em bers should be inspired to
Miss Sudds—I w onder if I shall
A factor usually overlooked, never-1
loves
I d a l charity grows out of the con-1
do b e te tr work.
lose my looks too w hen I get to theless one of im portance, is the
Your southern breath, no longer jflic t; also, pity, self-saerifice, and a j Lifeguard (w ith g irl In a rm s ):
T he reg u lar m eeting w as held b< your age ?
benefits the individual derives from
loves
strong devotion to the natu ral social “Sir, I have resuscitated your daugh­
T uesday evening. More plans w ere
Miss Tubbs—You will be fortunate the struggle. As has already been Your melody of dancing leaves.
te r.”
!
com
m unity ideals.
m ade for Homecoming.
if you do.
F ath er: “Then, by God, you’ll m ar­
intim ated, the individual through the
W. A. S.
A MODERN GUMPLOWICZ.
ry her."

T

Timakienas Enjoy
Halloween Party

■
,

K.K.JJsHold
Business Meeting

Zeta Sigma Alumni
Are Hosts at Dinner

&

Alumni Notes

Clionians Changi\e Name
To Chi Sigma Society

PAGE POUR

THE TEMPE COLLEGIAN
bayless gro cery a

SATURDAY. NOVEMBER 16. 1929

m arket

NO. 15
The Payless Stores
Groceries and Meats
Fresh Fruits
Vegetables
Phone 15

Tempe Shoe Shop
Q U IC K S E R V IC E
It is tim e to repair your shoes.
For W in te r is here.
Our prices are always right.
♦11 -K m Ave.
Tempe

TH’ YELL AH JOURNAL

v o c u r
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ARIZONA
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V.WL.CEGK, No v e m b e r l e n w -----------------------------

N -»rc

LUMBERJACKS POISONED ON EVE OF BATTLE
|D ogs Cop Great

BIG G A M E S T A T IS T IC S

Grid Battle in
Dazzling Style

The Journal Company
Mesa, Arizona
C O M M E R C IA L P R IN T IN G

By JOE BLOW

School Papers a Specialty

Jacks Dogs
F irst dow ns................... . 0
565
Yards from scrim m age
0
999
Broken legs........
0
■ 8%
Wise crack s.....
8
8
Passes com pleted......... . 0
66
Passes m ade............
. 19
0
Signals missed...
All
Some
Pies throw n....
6
Fumbles ..................
87
0
K isses throw n ...............
0
Kisses retu rn ed ...
0
The above figures w ere compiled by I’auch Mattrel and Nellie
Anderson, and need n o t necessar­
ily be taken as absolutely au th en ­
tic. Both gentlem en used five
common or garden variety of nick­
el scratch pads and two dozen
E berhard F aber (adv.) pencils in
toting the perform ances of the two
team s, and all com plaints should
be addressed to them , x and
dropped down the coal shute of
the boiler works.

Entire Flagstaff Team Wiped Out
A fter Guzzling Fatal Nourishment
On Way to Meet Arizona Bulldogs

Football Checks Are
No Good, Says Casey
Football M anager Leland Casey,
who has nothing w hatever to do with
the big Aluminum "blow out” in th e
main gym th is evening, announces
th a t rain checks issued at th is a fte r­
noon’s football gam e will not be hon­
ored a t the dance tonight.
N either will they be accepted at
the dining hall as meal tickets, a c ­
cording to rep o rts em enating from
apparently reliable sources.
At a
late hour today it was believed th e
checks should be destroyed, ra th e r
than w asted by Alpha H all freshm en
trying to crash th e gates of the P hoe­
nix Orpheum o r th e dog show a t the
state fair.

IRISH STADIUM. Nov. 16.—W hile
Prescott Malted Milks Prove To Be Potent Concoctions
thousands, yes, literally thousands of
I parched th ro ats screeched out a medTo North State Gridders; Lavik To
B U Y A H O M E IN T E M P E
|
ley
of
huzzahs
in
this
great
bowl
Start Substitute Team
The Homs of the State Teachers
this afternoon, the Arizona S tate
ternal injuries. Outside of th a t he
College.
The Tow n of Homes
I Bulldogs sneaked up on the Flagstaff
is apparently in good shape.
(By the Insinuating P ress.)
L um berjacks and annexed no less
A rrest Musician.
PRESCOTT, ARIZ., Nov. 1 6 .-S tr ic k e n by a dread malady
than twelve touchdowns to win their
Investigators said the cave-in was
Real Estate
.shortly aftet they had imbibed several gallons of super-het malted
sem i-annual inter-sectional classic.
due to a gradual decay of two-bynnlk
during a stopover here on their way to Tempe to play the fours in th e super stru c tu re of th e
The final score was 6-0, eleven of the i
touchdowns being called back b e -;
Arizona State Bulldogs, the entire F lagstaff Teacher football team dorm itory. This w eakness had been
T . S. T . C.
cause the referee could not even see j
greatly aggravated, they claimed, by
was reported dead or unconscious at an early hour todav
the lightning plays th at rolled up !
constant stam ping on th e floor by
The L um berjacks left here In ap-1
a t T H E C AM PU S
the scores for th e Bulldogs.
m usically inclined stu dents p ractic­
parently high spirits a fte r having I
H O M E C O O K ED FOODS
The Jacks, slightly handicapped by '
ing on th e ir base viols and harpisremoved a few lamp-posts as souve­
Cold Drinks
Lunches
having lost th eir en tire first string I
chords. Norm an Michea, resid en t of
nirs. Several hours la te r an S. O. S.
through an unforseen accident a t !
one of th e rooms which crum bled to
broadcast by th e ir stage d river sen t
P rescott last night, were com pletely j
ruins in the d isaster, is being held
the village rio t squad, six horse doc­
outclassed by th e Staters. E arly in I
by police. It is said Michea nad two
tors
and
the
chief
of
police
hurtling
O F F IC E and R E S ID E N C E
the first q u a rte r Tommy McCarty,
guitars, 4 banjos, 2 saxaphones, a
through the night to a lonely spot on
Corner of M ill Ave. and 4th Ave.
Dog halfback, jum ped on Captain
budoir-sized piano and several m outh
the highway. H ere th e doomed gridF inley’s back, and the two raced
organs in his quarters.
sters were found, some of them alD E N T IS T
flown the field, crossing the goal line.
ready stiff and sta rk in the pale, | T hree retu rn in g A rizona S tate
Tempe
Arizona
N either of them had th e ball, how­
And then, th e re ’s the Jew who,
moonlight, others in the pangs of ¡alum ni w ere killed, and seventeen
ever. and a m om ent late r W ally Cayhaving a loaf of bread donated to
Te’ Yellah Journal, specializing in
i seriously injured shortly before noon
wood walked the entire length of the yellah journalism of the very first
him, stood on a busy intersection
A fter a hurried consultation the ¡today when a portion of the second
field w ith the pigskin in his watch rank, outdoes itself today by printing horse doctors pronounced the dead j
w aiting for the jam.
E V E R Y T H IN G IN H A R D W A R E ,
...
TT „
Paints and W indow Glass
j pocket, depositing it back of the j the story of this afternoon’s Big Grid men dead, and the re st dying. One | floor at Alhpa Hall, m ens dorm itory,
Furniture and Dishes.
| chalked line for the first (and only Classic THIS MORNING!
I of the victim s w as reported still ¡caved in. F riends and relatives have
¡recognized) score of the day.
j " rhile m ost of the yellah journals [hanging on early th is morning. He is thus far been able to identify but one
FOR M A R C E LIN G ,
From this tim e on the Dogs flashed come out with m orning editions a t 9 j “B rute” M ullenaux, who jum ped j of the dead m en. H e is Joseph Glutz,
Phone 8
Finger
W aving, shampooing, and
I such a speedy a ttack th at no one p. m. the day before, and e v e n in g ! through a window of the stage when j class of ’88, nationally known salted
hot oil treatm ents, see—
| could keep track of th eir dazzling scandal sheets are out before break- j the deadly poison started to take ef- j peanut m agnate.
MRS. McANARNEY
i plays for touchdowns. The only cas- fast. T h’ Yellah Jo urnal itself has es- feet, and who was found by rescue ! Among those injured are: A. Sm ith,
Phone 27
Tempe
j ualty of the day occurred when H en­ tablished a new world record with j crew s with his head buried six feet i B. Smith, C. Smith, D. Sm ith, E.
ry Frick, announcing the titu la r com- this rem arkable achievem ent.
I deep in the road. The sta te highway ! Smith, and F. Sm ith, said to be tra v ­
tem pe
! bat over a national radio hookup, ran
The story
was
m ade
possible commission sen t two consulting en-1 eling rep resen tativ es for one of the
Students headquarters— tn d ico ttU nable to continue through Professor B atem an of the jgineers to th e spot at once and it is w orld’s larg est and m ost popular
Johnson Shoes— Bradley Sweaters | out of opium.
Beat Flagstaff!
his harrow
ing
ithout ------stim u | Arizona S tate science departm ent, j believed the c ra te r can be filled in cough drop com panies. They had re ­
Holeproof Hosiery
-----------1 task
----- w
---------And fo r zestful, pepful reading,
lation of the most potent variety, he i who recently perfected an ap paratus before the a te rt of the rainy season. * turned to the cam pus today to m ake
this month, every m o n t h ...............
slum ped in a heap before his micro- to forecast events 24 hours in ad.
a survey of conditions in the rooting
C O LLE G E H U M O R M A G A Z IN E
phone.
| vance. A special leased w ire d irect |
section w ith an eye to fu tu re busi­
Special
ra te to Bulldog studes.
One of the most spectacular passes j from the science laboratory to the I
, hooper, said to have been ness, and th e ir speedy recovery is
“O nnie” Cochran, R epresentative
seen in several years on Salt River ¡Y ellah Jo urnal office on the roof of ! ° n<3 ° f tlle best ping*pong Players and forecast by atten d in g physicians.
Groceries, Hay, Grain, Wood, Coal,
V alley gridirons, came in the third j the dining hall enabled trained news- j al!'rolnul Parlo r ath letes in Arizona,
Fresh Meats, Hams, Bacon
H ospital attach es held little hopes
Vegetables, Produce
period... Instead
of
lining up for ¡paper men to get an exact picture of L
, T ® ™ * ” nder a ™ ep in g cao for A braham Goldfeather, ‘92, e rs t­
Phone 68
_______________
.,
_Bulldogs
.
1(as plant. T here was a wan smile
¡scrimmage, the Bulldog squad came j the struggle
between the
For Your Own Convenience
while draw back on the college foot­
Tempe
Arizona
on his lips, denoting nothing in par­
¡out of th eir hurdle and started yell- and the Lum berjacks,
ball team . G oldfeather su stained sev-l If you need any Shirts, Ties, Un
j ing signals twenty yards back of the 1 Lurid details of the battle are ticular, and several ra ttle snakes eral badly crushed toes, num erous J derw ear, H osiery, Shoes, B elts or
Sw-eaters, don’t overlook
¡line of action... W . Caywood heaved j found in the column next to this ar- w ere curled contentedly in his pock­ lacerations about th e beak, co n tu sio n s:
H Y D E R ’S
ets,
snoring
a
solem
n
requiem
to
the
!
a
pass
to
Steverson,
who
threw
it
to
tid
e
.
Tarkington’s Tire Shop
of the low er limbs, and possible in
He will fix you up
departed hero.

22

22

R. A. Windes

Varsity Inn

22

OF Grads Meet
Death in Alpha
Hall Earthquake

Yellah Journal Scores
Scoop with Grid News

W. G. Devore

U

Tempe Hdwe Co.

'

Boston Store

Baber Mercantile Co.

! Boots W atts, who ran with it for nri L JLI ir
...................
....... .
T raffic on the sta te highw ay was
! several yards, playing* tag
w
ith
M
u
t
t
|
and
threw
the
ba„
the
entlr0
,ength
.¡.a«« mmow- nie uaii m e e n u re length
and Jeff, Jack backfield men. Then j of the field t0 Tommy McCarty who entirely disrupted for several hours
he gave it a tremendous hoist in the was sitting in the 8hade of the Flag last night, delaying m ilk men and
I direction of Hankus McNeil, Dog e n d ,; g0alp08ts< chewing on a BtraW apd high school boys on th e ir way home

Vulcanizing, Tires, Tubes
Phone 19
Tempe
Arizona

I who, however, was still brooding over ; gurRling contentedly.
The referee from the library, situated mid-way
( the fact th at his float had not w o n jdid not allow the point as hag been betw een this city and Phoenix. Lumerjacks in assorted poses w ere strew n
firs t prize in the Homecoming par- j previously rem arked
|ade, and missed the ball completely.!
B uster K eaton played outstanding for several m iles along the right-of-

Tempe Electric Co.
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j L aird & Dines, F lagstaff h a lfb a c k s,, ’ootball for the Scalaw ags from the way. One m otorist m istook Pace for
| tried to in tercept the pass but collid-1 , o rth, and kept th e stan d s in paro- a fallen tree and crashed into his si­
Ied in mid-air and Bob Sm ith snatched j vysma of glee w ith his clever foot lent form, com pletely w recking a
¡th e oval again for his dear ol’ Alma w ork and sleight of hand. C aptain good Pierce
„ Arrow roustabout.
Although
the unforseen
unforseen accidenl
accident
, M ater. Two sixteenth of a second F inley was equally entertain in g turnA lthough the
j later, according to Tim e Keeper
FOR S E R V IC E ,
Keeper I¡m
g several handsprings betw
een
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f
8
som
ew
hat
disrupted
th
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sched
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between
S A T IS F A C T IO N A N D
¡Adolph Spangel (who may be off a I _____
shifts while the throng applauded uled football clash betw een Arizona
C O U R T E S Y SEE
i S tate and F lagstaff, au th o rities said
j couple of sixteenths) Sm ith reversed With much gusto
his field m agnificently, galloping tow- j
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the game
would be played anyway.
j ard
his own goal line. He stopped ! C ollegiate:
Across the Campus
“Someone bas stolen I A sub stitu te team has been selected
two feet from the 0 m ark, however, I my car."
j by Coach Rudy Lavik to m eet the
Campus Cop:
“These antique col- BuUdogs« m id be aslectors will stop a t nothing.”
« fitain ed , ‘he Lum berjack sta rtin g
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¡lineup will be som ething as follows:
“O N E FO O T OR A M IL L IO N ”
“Is she very p retty ?”
j Left end........................... B uster Keaton
TEMPE, ARIZONA
“P retty ? Say! when she goes on h i * taCk'e ....... Laurence Goldsmith
R E T A IL E R S A N D
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a s tre e t car the advertising is a to tal
* 3Uard............... Charlie the B arber
j o b b e r s in D U i l d i n g
loss.”
¡C en ter................................j . w . Hoover
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| R'9 h* guard ....................................... H art

Phone 19

611 M ill Avenue

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Renew Old Acquaintances
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Laird & Dines
OUR S TO R E IS Y O U R S TO R E
Best Fountain Service
The Rexall Store

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Charlie the Barber

WELCOME HOME, GRADS

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J. D. HALSTEAD LUMBER COMPANY
Material

The Freshman Class of A. S. T. C.
Express their appreciation for the co-operation extended
to them by

GILILLAND & WILLIAMS CHEVROLET
COMPANY
16 E. 8th St.

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The Tempe National Bank
COMPLETE BANKING SERVICE
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K NUTE

K. RO C KN E

j given good m ileage—and a track
Isu it- You can believe th is or not.
! Still another crony sw ears th a t Rock
borrowed $45 to get his first peek
at the golden dome of N otre Dame.
I wish to be n eu tral here, although
I will state th a t Rock paid back the
forty-five.”
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“K nute Rockne’s first job was in
'th e Chicago postoffice at the handj some salary of five bucks a w eek,”
¡says Jim m y Corcoran in th e Decemjb e r issue of College Humor. “I am
told by old tim e em ployes of P. O.
j th at Rock could toss a mail sack farI th er and faster th an anyne in the
j place. On day he asked for a raise,
6:30 A. M. S O LIQ U Y
j They gave him an ex tra 50 cents per
Apologies to H am let
, week, and th a t’s one reason why
| K nute Rockne w ent to N otre Dame. jTo rise or not to rise—th a t is the
question,
The other w as th a t he could sp rint
and pole vault. H e did not go to jW hether it w ere b etter to disen­
tangle m yself
N otre Dame as a football player, and ’
I will be willing to bet my straw 'And am ble to break fast and classes
skim m er on that. I have it from !
calmly
one of King K nute’s old a sso c ia te s,; Or to sink once more in to the arm
who will go nam eless here (In or- j
of Morpheus
der to save his hide) th a t Rock ar- j And be a few m inutes late all day
rived a t the South Bend statio n w ith long?
a derby hat, a sw eater w ith a chok­ To rise—to pull m yself out—to sleep
er collar, a pair of tro u sers th a t had
no m ore?

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Cochran says h e’s played cards ¡ ¡ ¡ f t 2 T .............................
so m uch since com ing to college th a t Q u arterb ack ....................................... Mutt
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Ihe's beginning tto
shuffle
his feet .Halfbacks..........................Laird
& Dines
and cut his classes.

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After
The Game
And all the “Home-coming” festivi­
ties are over and you return to your
homes throughout the state—
Remember—
There Is a

SAFEWAY

Pay’n Takit
STORE
Conveniently located to serve you.

ARE GLAD TO HAVE YOU