r iv ii/n I , o rii 1 EiiVinriii 2Ut \'V Z \)

FORTY MEN REPORT FOR GRIDIRON PLAY
Two Members of Student Body
Football Schedule, Arizona State
Many Veterans Return to Battle
And One Faculty Advisor Will
Teachers College Bulldogs, 1929
For A. S. T. C. Bulldogs; Light
Arrange A ll Assembly Programs
Workouts Feature Early Practice
Texas School of Mines at El Paso.................October 5
Plan Is Unanimously Adopted at Joint Session
Held This Week by Faculty and Student
Body; Entails Many Responsibilities
D irect control of all Monday assem ­
blies passed into the hands of the
Student Body th is w eek w hen the
faculty and student execu tive coun­
cils, m eetin g in joint session , voted
unanim ously to place the planning
and conducting of such m eetin gs in
the hands of a stud en t com m ittee.

“Love is not getting, but giving. It
is good ness and honor and peace and
pure living— yes, love is that, and is
the best thing in the world, and the
thing that liv es lo n g est.”— Vandyke.
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Introduction of
Faculty Features
First Assembly

°Pen .................................................................. October 12
University of Arizona Frosli at Tempe....... October 19
A. S. T. C. Lumberjacks at Flagstaff........... October 26
University of Arizona Wildcats at Tucson November 2
O pen..... ................................
A. S. T. ( . Lumberjacks at Tempe...........November 16
Loyola Univ. of Los Angeles at Phoenix November 30

Pasteur Scientifics
| Geographic Society
To Hear Talk By
To Hold Opening
Mr. Casida, Oct 2\
Meeting Tonight

First Clash of Season To Be With Texas School
f Mines, at El Paso, October 5; New Men
_____Make
Good Showing During- Debut
November
9

H ave you noticed our handsom e
Mr. Begg w alking around in a dream
lately? W hat could be the m atter?
I m et him on the cam pus Friday
and he w as humming, "Seein’ N ellie
H om e.” Now don’t get jealous, girls!
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Hell Week’ to
Start Monday,
September 23

At Coach McCreary’s announcem ent
of football practice, forty m en report­
ed on the C ollege gridiron la st Mon­
day afternoon to start the football
season for 1929.
The men w ere put through ligh t
workouts the first few days so as to
lim ber up their m uscles because the
next three w eeks w ill be devoted to
hard practice to prepare th e 1929
Bulldog eleven for their first clash of
the season w ith the Texas School of
Mines at El Paso on October 5.

This com m ittee, to be com posed of
*
two m em bers of the Student Body
The P asteur S cien tific S ociety had | The first m eeting of the year for
appointed by the stud en t council, and
its first m eetin g of the year at the
one facu lty
advisor
appointed by
hom e of its m onitor, Dr. Batem an.
\
P resident M atthews, w ill arrange all
Due to the increased enrollm ent in | WlU be held as usual upon the H oovassem bly program s. It w ill act on
Phillips Unable to Be Present; the P hysical S cien ces courses the so- j ei* ^awn tonight.
petitions of cam pus organizations bid­
Many veterans have returned to do
ciety exp ects m any pledges in t h e ! The officers w ill outline the objecAllen and Sandige Speak
ding to present assem b ly en tertain ­
The
near future.
i tives of the society and ten tative Upper Classmen Announce Rules their best for the Bulldogs.
To
Student
Body
m ents, and act as a board of review
veteran
linem
an
are:
C.
Caywood,
On the even in g of October 2, Mr. I plans for the year’s program. A
Governing Freshmen During
at final dress rehearsals of such pre­
The first assem b ly of th e year,
W illard McCuller, Huber, W illiam s,
Casida
of
the
D
epartm
ent
of
A
g
ricu
l-!
sp
lendid
year
may
be
anticipated
by
sentations. The com m ittee w ill
Formal Initiation Period
— also
----- held Septem ber 10, w as devoted to ture w ill speak on the su b je c t,:
O. Anderson, C lem ents, W atts, E ng­
be resp onsible for checking and re-j the introduction of the new and old
the m em bers of the Society w ith Miss
land, Goddard, who has been frolich“S cien ce and A griculture.” All per-1
Monday, Sept. 23, 1929, w ill start
porting attendance at assem b lies.
m em bers of the faculty. Dr. M atthews
ing
at Phoenix Junior C ollege for one
I
Grace'oel
S
w
ift
a
t
the
helm.
The
the Freshm en initiation. From Mon­
W hile the plan w ill be m ore or less told the stud en ts som ething about son s in terested are invited to attend.
year
and E. Anderson, who has re­
on trial this sem ester and its perm a­ each m em ber of the facu lty w hen he The program com m ittee at this date Geographic S ociety forsters programs day to the follow ing Friday night
turned
after two years layoff. The
sta
te
s
that
such
su
bjecs
as,
“The
and field excursions for its m em bers w ill be known as “H ell W eek.”
nency w ill depend on the co-opera­ introduced them .
old
backfield
men are: Captain Fin­
R
ise
of
the
Copper
Industry,”
“A
s­
During
“H
ell
W
eek
”
Freshm
en
w
ill
and features som e of the co lleg e’s
tion of the Student Body, it is be­
Mr. Irish made several announce­
ley, W . Caywood, Sm itheran, McCar­
tronom
y,”
“S
cience
and
M
edicine,”
refrain
from
speaking
to
upper
classbest
program
s
for
the
general
public.
lieved it w ill be a m eans of arousing m ents concerning th e sea tin g ar­
ty, Cole, Steverson, M oses and Sm ith.
greater in terest in w eekly assem rangem ent in assem b ly and other and “S cience and H ealth?” have been The a ctiv ities of the S ociety last men unless spoken to. No Freshm an
booked
for
the
near
future.
The
peoyear culm inated with
a week-end may speak to a member of the oppos­ All the men m entioned above have
blies. Should the system m eet with school a ctiv ities.
had one or more years of experience
pie
who
w
ill
speak
on
these
su
bjects
:
trip
to
the
Natural
Bridge
near Pay- ite sex of any class.
student approval it w ill be continued,
M iss Gerrish led the sin gin g of the
in college football which helps to
are
people
who
are
w
ell
versed
on
j
son
w
hich
is
one
of
Arizona’s
m
ost
During
“H
ell
W
eek
”
all
Freshm
en
su cceedin g
assem b ly
com m ittees school song.
make
a good team for A. S. T. C.
the topic.
Irem arkable natural wonders.
w ill observe the regulations for
probably being elected by th e Stu­
The assem b ly held Septem ber 16
Some of the new players who ap­
Freshm en as posted by each hall
dent Body.
w as brought to order by Mr. Irish,
com m ittee.
pear good at present are: W atson,
The tw o student m em bers of the who m ade several announcem ents of
During “H ell W eek ” Freshm en w ill D. Murdock, A uggie DeM ille, although
new body w ill be selected before the stud en t a ctiv ities.
stay
off the grass.
sm all of stature, show s good football
end of this m onth, and w ill have
Dr. M atthew s then read a telegram j
At w hat hours is the College L ibrary open ?
training and all are Freshm en. Also
IN S IG N A R U L E S
charge of the first October assem bly, from Governor P hillip s
w hich ex-1
From 8 a. m. till 12 (noon), from 1:10 p. m. till 5 p. m. on reg­
Kempton, a transfer from Gila Col­
according to p resent plans.
A
r
t
ic
le
I.
p ressed his regrets on being unable
ular school days. From 9 a. m. till 12 (noon) and from 1:30 to 4 Beginning at dawn, Monday, Sept. lege, is show ing up w ell in practice.
The com m ittee idea w as first con­ to speak before the assem bly.
p.
m. on Saturdays. From 7:15 till 9:15 on Mondays, Tuesdays, 23, 1929, all Freshm en boys w ill wear There are other m en who are look­
ceived la st sem ester and developed
Mr. Elijah A llen, of Mesa, and Mr.
ing better everyday and m ay be in
a se rie s of con feren ces betw een Sandige, of Phoenix, m em bers of Wednesdays and Thursdays.
green beanies of the approved type,
lim elight as the season progresses.
Epes W illiam s, stud en t council prexy, th e school board, then spoke to the
according
to
the
follow
ing
rules:
Is it open on holidays or on Sundays?
There
is more football m aterial in
and F. M. Irish, representing th e fac­ stud en ts.
Mr. Sandige, who had
SECTION 1—
No.
the
school
who could m ake the sec­
ulty. Mr. Irish,
incidentally, has graduated from Tem pe Norm al, tried
I B eanies w ill be worn at all tim es
Do books circulate at night?
ond team if they would go out and
been appointed by P resid en t Mat­ to convince the college stu d en ts that
I when out-of-doors excep ting Sundays.
No.
practice. A sch ed u le is being ar­
thew s as the facu lty m em ber o f the cam pus life w as much better and
Î SECTION 2—
ranged for the second team which
W hat is the limit of books th a t may be taken at one time?
new com m ittee. H e has prom ised his m ore in terestin g in the “good old
B eanies may be rem oved, when out- should help the recruits from g et­
continued support o f the-p lan , and is d ays.”
Three—two non-fiction and one fiction.
| of-doors only in honor of the N ational ting discouraged if they do not make
seconded by th e en tire facu lty coun
W hat is a “ reference” book?
Dr. M atthew s told of sev era l stu ­
j
colors. The N ational Anthem , or as the first team.
cil, w hich has expressed a d esire to d en ts who worked their w ay through
A reference book is a book which is used for looking up par­ j a salutation to a m em ber of the fem i­
se e the facu lty and stud en t body school and h ave becom e well-known
W ith the a ssistan ce of Mr. B egg,
ticular points rather than for reading through.” Such books as nine sex. Im m ediately follow ing the Coach McCreary w ill develop a first
w elded even closer together.
m en and w om en of today.
encyclopedias, dictionaries, bound volumes of the magazines, etc., Iconsum m ation of th ese three salu ta­ rate eleven to represent the college
A nother im portant m otion adopt­
M iss Gerrish led the assem b ly in
tions beanies w ill be replaced in obon the gridiron.
are reference books and are found out side the stacks.
ed by the cou n cils at their m eetin g sin gin g “A m erica, th e B eautiful.”
j servance of A rticle 1, Section 1 .
Monday provides for a stud en t pro­
May “ reference” books be taken from the library?
I SECTION 3—
gram com m ittee. T his com m ittee,
No.
Failure to observe Section 1 and 2 the bath or changing clothes.
com posed of three m em bers o f the
How long may a book be kept?
j
wil1
be punished by 3 (three) licks SECTION 3—
student body appointed by the stu­
Fourteen
days,
unless
it
is
a
“
reserve”
book.
from
a paddle. Applied to that part
Girls' V igilance C om m ittee w ill set
dent council w ill arrange the calen­
I of the anatom y which is known as punishm ent for failure to w ear rib­
How
long
may
a
“
reserve”
book
be
kept?
The
p
resid
en
t’s
reception
w
as
held
dar of all school even ts a year in ad­
bons.
Overnight, or over the week-end, and must be returned by 8 I the "posterion prom inence.”
vance.
This schedu le w ill include on th e law n near th e M atthew ’s
A r t ic le I I I .
(SECTION
4—
assem b lies, dances, plays and all stu ­ hom e, from 8 until 10 o ’clock on I a. m_
SECTION 1—
Paddles
used
shall
not
exceed
3
dent body affairs.
Thursday, Septem ber 12.
j
W hat system of fining is used?
If the Freshm en C lass w in s the
i feet in length, 6 in ch es in width or
P resid en t and Mrs. M atthew s were
President M atthew s presided over
Two cents a day is charged for 14 day books if overdue, and j * inch in thickness. Paddling surface Tug-o-War against the Sophom ore
the m eetin g which w as attended by a ssisted in receivin g the new stu­
the follow ing: F. M. Irish, J. O. dents, and th e old returning students, twenty-five cents for the first hour and ten cents for each succeed­ shall be flat and sm ooth, having Class, on Home-Coming Day, the ribneither holes, nails or other append­ ons and beanies need not be worn
Grimes, J. L. Felton, faculty; A lbert | by Mr- Irish, registrar; Mrs. W aite, ing hour on “ reserve” books.
ages. A ll paddles m ust be of wood. longer.
How can I tell when a book is due?
Huber, lon e H odges, seniors; Molly | tbe beat* resid en t of the halls, and
( SECTION 2—
A r t ic le II.
W right, H orace C hesley, sophom ores; the new facu lty m em bers, together (
Look at the date slip in your book. The date due is stamped
j
B eginning Monday, Sept. 23, 1929, j If the Sophomore C lass w ins the
Caroline Contreras, Tom McCarty, w ith th e p residents of each hall.
on this.
It w as an inform al reception at­
all Freshm en girls w ill w ear a rib- jj Tug-o-War against the F reshm en
juniors; K atherine Vandy, Onward
How often may I renew a book?
tended
by
a
large
num
ber
of
stud
en
ts
bon, green in color, not le ss than 13 iI Class, on Home-Coming Day, the ribCochran, freshm an; Epes W illiam s,
Once.
and alum nae of th e college. A pro­
inches long nor more than 2 inches i bons and beanies w ill be worn in ob­
president, stud en t council.
W hat happens if a book is damaged or lost while charged to j in width. This ribbon w ill be worn servance o f A rticles I and II until th e
gram of sin gin g w as the feature of
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HOW CR UEL!
the evening.
on the right or left arm and NO | 0 0 « ^ « *
Doctor: “Your husband m ust have
PLACE ELSE in accordance to the
You are responsible and must pay the damage or loss.
The Freshm en-Sophom ore Tug-oabsolute quiet if he is to recover
follow ing rules:
B A G N A N IM O U S SO N
If a book is found is the money refunded.
(W ar, on Hom e-Coming Day, w ill be
from that accident at the plant. H ere
SECTION 1—
Yes, if the book is returned during the school year.
. in charge of the Junior and Senior
is a sleep in g draught.”
{ “I’ll g iv e you 50 cen ts if you’ll w ash
Ribbons m ust be worn betw een 7
. m em bers of the L etterm en ’s Club.
How may I find books or inform ation which I cannot find or!
W ife: “And w hen do I g ive it to !y o u r fa ce,” said the co lleg e profesa. m. and 7 p. m. every day except
A r t ic le IV .
do not know how to find for myself?
him ?”
sor to h is son.
Sunday.
|
No
beanies
or ribbons shall be deDoctor: “You don’t g ive it to I “K eep it and g et a haircut,” w as
Call on the librarians. They are glad to serve you in any w ay!SECTION 2—
■
faced
in
any
way,
eith er by w riting
him. You take it you rself.”
Ithe young h opeful’s reply.
at any time.
Ribbons need not be worn w hile in | or alteration of size.

j t h e G e o g r a p h l c S o c i e t y o f t h e C o i le g e

LIBRARY FIRST AID

Presidents Reception
An Enjoyable Affair

PAG E TWO

THE TEMPE COLLEGIAN

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, 1929.

Cats V anquished in
Furious Fight w ith
Vicious R attlesnake
DO IT NOW

Entered at the T em pe, Arizona, P o st O ffice a s secondclass m atter.

By ARTHUR R. HUDSON

Subscription R a te s.....................$1.25 a Year in Advance.
Published

Every

If, with pleasure, you are viewing,
any work a man is doing.
If you like him or you love him, tell
him n o w ;
D on't withhold your approbation ’till
the parson makes oration
As he lies with snowy lilies o ’er him
b ro w ;
F o r no m atter how you shout it he
w on’t really care about i t ;
He w on’t know how many teardrops
you have s h e d ;
If you think some praise is due him,
now ’s the time to slip it to him.
F o r he cannot read his tombstone
when h e ’s dead.
More than fame and more than money,
is the comment kind and sunny,
And the hearty, w arm approval of a
friend.
F or it gives to life a savor
and it makes you stronger, braver,
And t gives you heart and spirit
to the e n d ;
If he earns your praise—bestow it;
If you like him, let him know' i t ;
Do not wait ’till life is over and h e ’s
underneath the clover,
F o r he cannot read his tombstone
when h e ’s dead.

ALTER NA TE THURSDAY' of the
C ollege Year.

EDITORIAL STAFF:
Editor-in-Chief...........
A ssociate E ditor........
B u sin ess M anager....
N ew s Editor....
S ociety E ditor.............
A th letic Editor...........
C irculation Manager.
A dvisor...........................

Tw o pet house cats belonging to
S. W. Purcell tackled more than they
Icould handle recently at the Purcell
m ining cam p w hen they started a
I battle w ith a four-foot rattler, it w as
^lerned here w hen Purcell returned
; to h is T ucson office.
A ccording to h is account of the
j fight the cats m et him at the gate
i when he returned to camp. T h is is
! usually the case, buf they did not
| show their usual in terest in their
| m aster. Circling about a clum p of
j bushes w ith their tails erect and hair
Ion end they made no secret of their
j u neasiness.
Then one o f the cats leaped for! ward to fight as the rattle of the
j snake sounded a shrill warning. There
' w as a flurry of action in the dusk
Iof the evening, a sudden m ovem ent
! of heavy co ils and the cat leaped
j high in the air, m ortally wounded.
She turned and ran toward the
1house, fallin g in spasm s in about
j 100 feet and dying in about one-half
j hour. The other cat retreated.
i Purcell w en t to the house for his
| shotgun and guided by the furious
rattling of the snake as night closed
I down, shot its head off.—Coconino
' Sun
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.. .Francis R. Vihel
.......... E ioise Leppla
Leonard Curnow
Elizabeth H ancock
...... ... L illian Morris
..............Eric Bartell
............Fred Culbert
...........J. W. H oover

W E’RE OFF!
We re off in a cloud of dust, Students! L et’s keep!
on the way we have started and make this year the most)
worthwhile one in our history. With the co-operation of!
our new freshmen and the guidance of our most excellent j
faculty, we ought to achieve great results.
WELCOME TO OUR COLLEGE
We welcome you, new faculty members. It is up to j
us as students to make you feel at home, though some of j
you come from far distant cities. We shall do our ut-i
most to make you proud of us and our dear old college.
HERE’S TO THE FRESHMEN
L et’s give a cheer for the new Freshmen enrolled in!
our college for the first time. It is their duty to uphold I
the high standards we have set for them. W e’re with
you, Freshmen!
i
I t is nearing the time of year when the tired business
man, retu rn in g from his summer outing will begin won­
dering w hether his wife has sufficient sense of hum or to
appreciate th a t moonlight romance w ith the dizzy beach
blonde, in case she finds out about it.

THE

O

Tem ptation was originally pictured as the snake in the
garden. W e ’ve often wondered how the snakes induced the
lady involved in th a t incident to remain long enough to
hear w hat it said.

Prophesying is dangerous business; in 1857 Em erson
wrote the child was not then living th at would see the
abolition of slavery in America. He saw it himself six
years later.
A nother of life ’s many unsolved m ysteries is wdiy is it
th a t the fans always cheer lustily when the umpire is struck
by a foul tip.—Louisville Times.

LET

Dieticians say there are vitam ins in hash, and some day
the scientists may succeed in finding out w hat else there
is in it.—S pringfield Union.
A wise man of the younger school says th a t when a
man expresses the wish th a t he were young again, he really
means he wishes he were single again.

Men never will be able to understand how women
can become life-long friends five minutes after being in tro ­
duced.
If present styles continue, a lot of girls are going to
suffer from chapped hips this w inter.
The St. Louis woman who hit her husband with a
ukulele had the rig h t idea. The blow ruined the like.

A Campus Building
SNORES

AND

MORE

SNORES

The train 1 was to take passed
through our town at 10 o ’clock at
night. W hen I got on the train, all
the berths were made up. One had
been saved for me across from low er
six.
I w ent to bed im m ediately, but
; sleep w as im possible. I had heard
i people snore before, but none could
“hold a candle" to the man in low er
i six. H e would let up for a m inute

and I would doze off, to be suddenly
awakened by another loud snort. How
m any tim es this happened, I do not
know.

I have never spent such a

m iserable, sle ep le ss night.

I finally

decided that sleep w as im possible.
I began to picture in my mind just
what kind of m an could snore like
that.
He m ust be a big fat man. having
a deep, gruff voice. He would have

DAYS

YOUR

EGO

BE Y O U R

G U ID E

(Coconino Sun)
You can read into th ese facts
w hatever com m ent seem s appropri­
ate:
The Navajo Indians are threatened
| w ith starvation because they h aven ’t
land enough to feed their flocks.
; From the tribal funds ,$100,000 w as
! taken by a governm ent bureau to
| help build a bridge over the Colo• rado river— a bridge w hich w as of
| no possib le value to them and which
\ they did not w ant.— Harry Carr in
! Los A n geles Tim es.
H arry’s little slam is all true ex, to have a deep, gruff voice to give : cept a s to the actual facts in the
snorts like those. H e probably had case.
The N avajos are
not
starving.
adenoids, a broken nose, or some- 1T hey m ight have starved at tim es
i thing. He would w ear a loud check­ j but for th e governm ent com ing to
i their rescue w ith appropriations.
ered suit, bright n eck ties, and light
The N avajos have no tribal funds.
| The governm ent charged the $100,! sh oes with to es lik e boxcars.
1 000 again st
possib le future tribal
P eop le began to get up. I decided . funds w hen oil and m ineral lands
1to g et up, too, in order to se e if my ' are opened up, if ever, on that reser! d escription fit the snoring man. I j vation.
T he N avajos made no objections,
j think other people in th e car wanted Ibut a few w hite politicians did along
! to see him, too, for w ith every new ! w ith a few others like Harry, who
knew nothing of the situation.
Though Mr. Carr w as at th e dedi| cation of the bridge he saw no good
i in Arizona and m ade little or no
i m ention of it. H e m entioned Grand
j Canyon because he thought it w as
“near Los A n geles.” Som e folks only
I beat up a typew riter to hear the
l noise it m akes or to tell the world
how fam iliar and hom ey th ey are
with fam ous men.
-------------o------------Soft jelly can be used in m any ap' petizing w ays. Spread it on panIcakes, on jelly roll, put it in pastry
j sh ells w ith a bit of whipped cream
! on top: fill apples that have been
cooked tender in syrup w ith som e
! of it, put a bit on such m ilk des! serts as blanc m ange, custard, Spanj ish cream or bread pudding, u se it
| to sw eeten fruit punch, tart soft jelly
I is good in m eat gravy.
-------------o------------| R oast m eat is better cooked withj out w ater. In ca se there is not very
! much fat, get an extra p iece of su et
| and sk ew er it to the top. P lace the
| m eat in a very hot oven to sear on
: the outside. Then reduce the tem ­
perature and cook slow ly until done.

»-

Where Arabs Attacked Jewish Rabbis

I t ’s a p ity no interview er got to the whale in J o n a h ’s
day to see how he felt about stowaways.
W hen you set a th ief to catch a thief the two of them
usually join forces to catch you.
Blue laws serve usefully in emphasizing how much
we have progressed since they were enacted.
All compliments received are the property of the p er­
son giving them and should be returned.
The life of a m otorist is lived mostly behind a bus or
truck.— Toledo Blade.
Recipe for m aking money in the stock m arket, price $1
1. Buy at a certain price. 2. Sell at a higher price.
The man w ith the hoe nowadays doesn't get as far
as the man w ith the hokum.
One thing about this sun-tan business is th a t those who
get into the rotogravure pages do so in natu ral color.
Men often say: “ I d o n ’t know w h at's the m atter with
me here la te ly .” They know, but w on’t admit.

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We have always insisted th a t life consisted of only
two things. One was hoping for rain and the other wishing
it would quit.

A bowling ball was taken to President H indenberg on
the G raf Zeppelin. Possibly G erm any's new slogan is,
“ D eutschland ueber alley s!”

GOOD

«Miami S ilvert B elt)
Judge C. C. Faires, of th e Gila
| county superior court, has been delvj ing into the historical records of
! the county recently, having been in! vited by several organizations to
j make ad dresses on th ese them es,
i T he judge, am ong other sources, conI suited the old files of the S ilver B elt,
as w ell as the old records at the
I court house. H e rem arked that the
i files of the S ilver Belt, w hich w as
edited by Judge H ackney at the tim e,
I seem ed to coincide with the file s at
the court house, except in sp ellin g
j of the nam es of som e of the officials
I elected at the tim e of organization
, of the county. A friend who listen ed
| to th e judge’s rem arks observed that
the thing which in terested him m ost
I w as that the list of the early o ffi­
cia ls named seem ed to tally fairly
I w ell w ith the o fficials during th ese
latter days, sa v e for the fa ct that
: the pioneers had tw o coroners and
¡no county superintendent of schools,
i H e couldn’t understand the reason
; for the tw o coroners, u ntil Judge
i F aires related the story of th e hang1ings at the C ottonwoods of Globe
during the good old days of yore.
Dr. R. D. K ennedy, of Globe, 11stj ening to som e of the stories of the
! early days, related an incident w hich
[ occurred a year or so ago w hile he
| w as returning from a trip to Brazil.
■A gentlem an on the steam er, ascer­
taining that he w as from Arizona,
! told how h e had arrived in th is seci tion m any years ago for the purpose
¡of in spectin g a m ine near Globe. It
w as a t the tim e of the Cottonwood
i hangings, and he had been vivid ly
im pressed by that incident. Return; ing to the m ine w hich he w as in; sp ectin g, he found that a man had
; been shot and killed there. The
; gentlem an explained that he left at
i once for the ea st w ithout stopping
1to finish the work of in spectin g the
| mine.
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When Arab raiders swooped down upon the
outlying districts of Jerusalem they took par­
ticular delight in making each Jewish syna-

gogue feel the ire of their wrath. Many tern5porary buildings such as the one shown above
w'ere burned and their occupants killed.

(In te rn a tio n a l Newareel)

.sound from low er six everyone looked
j that way.
| F in ally the snoring ceased and
; from new sounds w e knew low er six
j m ust be aw ake. E very eye in the
! car w as on that particular berth.
The curtains parted. Out stepped a
| sm all, daintily dressed, tim id-looking
; lady.

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FIÌÌDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, 1929.

Delta Sigma Group
Elects Officers for
Current Semester
The D elta Sigm a Society, a society
made up of girls living off the cam ­
pus, m et Monday evening at their
usual m eeting place.
O fficers for this sem ester were
elected as fo llo w s:
Mamie Trapman, president.
C harlotte Roach, vice-president.
Joy Mercer, sec-treas.
Plans w ere also d iscussed for this
year’s work.

THE TEMPE COLLEGIAN

ed, co n sistin g of Ariel Norris, Ra­
chael Clark and Mae Sisson. Ruby
Bow ser was appointed publicity man­
ager.
The second m eeting w as held at
the Clionian rendezvous. This was
an occasion for a picnic supper and
a program w hich w as given by the
two new m em bers, W illa Clark and
V iolet Nareman.
This w as the be­
ginning of their initiation, which will
last until Friday.
The offcers of the society for this
are: P resident. E lene W ebb: vice-i
president, Ariel Norris:
secretary,
Margaret Tom pkins: treasurer. W illa
Clark: sergeant-at-arm s. V iolet Fore-'

Kalkagathians Hold
Initial Session and Summer Activities
Enjoy Bunco Gamej A r e Discussed By
Lambda Kappa Club
The K alakagathia Society held its !

C’amelhack Mountain Near Tempe

first m eetin g of the year on T uesday !
Lambda Kappa held the first m eet­
evening at the home of Miss Robin­
ing of the year at the home of Mr.
U
'r
son, the a ssista n t monitor.
and Mrs. L. Fairbanks. Tuesday e v e - ,
ing.
I
Im portant busin ess w as discussed, ning, Septem ber 10.
The president of the hall for this
after which Bunco w as played.
R eports of the sum m er were heard
sem ester is
Ruth
B ow les.
M ary1 A th letes have to be careful about
K alakagathia w elcom es Miss A lice and im portant buslne88 discussed.
Knepper
who
w
as
to
have
served
as their jobs, because snoopers are al- i
K night, who w as one o f the f ir s t ! Plans for the year w ere pre8ented
vice-president
w
ill
not
return
to , w ays ready to charge them with p ro -!
m em bers of the society.
j before the so clety for di8Cll88lon. The ;
school
this
year.
One
of
the
Senior
fessionalism . “Major John L. G rif-!
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N ext T uesday evening a sw im m in g ! m ajority of the m eetln gs w ill be de. i
,
party w ill be held at Tem pe Beach, I v _t
i
, ; b<orth H all has a lovely group of Council m em bers, P eggie Randall, fith, com m issioner of a th letics of the | The N ational Education has just
— - _____ _____
----- I voted ^ the study of m usic, art, a n d iFreshm an glrls thig year Come over
has not returned to school. The oth- W estern C onference, keeps a list o f ; sen t out a statem en t of a decade of
after which plans for the com ing !
poetry, it w as decided. A fter the b u s-!and 8ee them som e ev en in g . If you er Senior
m em ber is Ruby
Thurlo. the sum m er jobs of all the ath letes j educational achievem ent w hich is
year w ill be made.
in ess m eetin g a short social period w ant to hear som e good piano music, An election w ill be held soon
to elect in the Big Ten, and m any of the o th -! rather startling. Ten years ago, w e
was enjoyed and delicious refresh- w e have it
the' m issing officers.
j er conferences follow a sim ilar c u s -!are rem inded, the average salary of
m ents w ere served by Mrs. Fair­
tom.
i teachers w as $635 as compared with
Mary Hand w as the gu est of Mrs.
banks.
F. U. Baptist, at her home in Phoe“Fred stu ttle , a track man at H li-{$1300 as the present average salary.
T he sa le of T. S. T. C. seals is now i niXj over the week-end.
A
fgx f f n n l c a
n o is’ w ith h is chum - Ben Tw itchell, But—-then High School graduation
on. T h ey may be obtained from any | Don H ughes, from near Tempe,
#
Iworked their way over tending m u le s.1was Ike average certification requireThe first m eeting of the D elta The-1 Lambda Kappa.
| visited Lola W ells on Saturday, Sep'A th letes usually try for the m o r e , m ent w hereas it is now two years o t
Lambda Kappas returning this y e a r ; tem ber 14.
ta S ociety w as held Tuesday evening,
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| strenuous jobs in an effort to keep in 1Normal School or C ollege training.
are:
n Monday evening th e first house j training. The m ajority of them w h o !Ten years ago there w ere 330,689 stuSeptem ber 10.
Mary Bow ers v isited her home in
Lillian Morris, president.
m
eeting
of the year was held. Ruth don>t 8erve as lifeguards or instruc-1 dents enrolled in co lleg es and univerAfter a short business m eeting a
Mesa over the week-end.
N ichols, the hall president, welcom ed
Lois B enedict, vice-president.
social hour w as enjoyed. Many old
tors in boy’s cam ps go in for back j sities w here now it is 664,226. H igh
Mildred M arcella w as the g u est of
the new girls to the hall. Mrs. W aite breaking m anual labor, such as fa rm -: School enrollm ent w as then 1,600,000.
Merle H icks, secretary.
D elta T hetas are back to enjoy the
V irginia Cunningham at her home
also w elcom ed the new girls, and
Leonora Anderson, treasurer.
society.
ing, shoveling concrete mixture, work-1 and >s now 4,000,000. Sum mer School
in Phoenix over the week-end.
read som e of th e “do’s ” and "dont’s ” ing on hard roads.
j attendance w as then 40,000 and now
Regular plans for the year w ill be I E sth er Randall, Dorothy Corsen,
Mary
R obertson
and
Cathryn
of dorm itory life.
Cardan, E th el Buck.
prresented to the society at the n ext I
.
“ ‘Red’ Grange gave the sum m er 250,000. $750,000,000 w ere expended
Brown spent Saturday, Septem ber 14,
t the short business m eeting, t h e ; job full notorlety w ben be w as tb e j for Public School Education and now
m eeting.
shopping in P hoenix.
Freshm
en m em bers of the e x e c u tiv e , ice.man of W heaton, Illinois. B e fo r e ! $2,000,000,000 is expended. W hat w ill
Lois B enedict sp en t the week-end
council
w ere elected. They are C ath-, bim ch a rlle H iggins, a fam ous tackle j the n ext ten y ears bring forth? S till
--------| at the hom e of Mr. and Mrs. E. M.
erine Vendy, Ruth R idgew ay and j
and fullback of the U niversity of C h i-! more teachers w ill undoubtedly be
W hy do young m en and wom en g o ! Moores of Phoenix,
Margaret Holt.
cago eleven, bossed the sta k e drivers needed and salaries m ay continue to
to co lleg e nowadays? N ot to think it
Anna Stew art w as the gu est of
A fter the m eeting the girls enjoyed | for a circus. George Spradling, Pur- ! r'se, but if . so the standards of the
may be cheerfully adm itted. R a th er ,' her aunt, Mrs. Marie Elliot, at her
givin g due w eigh t to serious inten-1 home in Phoenix, over the week-end. a half hour of m usic and dancing. due.s great basketball ace, sold fo u n -! Profession m ust just as su rely conThe first m eeting of th e P ierianj
i tain pens. A lva ‘B o’ Martin, a na- tinue to rise - H ence the w ise are not
_ *,
0 .
,
T 1*don’ th ey g0 to lea ra - Much of what | Dan Crumley, from F lagstaff, vis- Frosties were served.
iterary S ociety was held at the In­
East Hall now has sixty girls in- j t l o n a l c h a m p l o n i n t h e half
h alf m
m i ile
l e for
f o r ji »aiisiieu
satisfied by
thee minimum requireuy m
i they learn or m ost of it is v a lu a b le,; ited Mary R obertson on Friday eveeluding forty new ones.
dustrial A rts building on Tuesday
N orthw estern U niversity, harvested j m ents for certification at present but
even though not all of it was s o u g h t! ning, Septem ber 13
— —-— — o---------------evening, Septem ber 10. Those who
wheat with hundreds of other colie- are lookinS ahead to be prepared to
as learning. As the result of th in gs; Martha K now les, from Phoenix,
returned from last year are:
The
gians in Kansas, and defeated the ‘lo- nieet the ever increasing com petition.
learned they go out on the w hole j visited her sister, Lillian, on Saturmonitor, M iss Irma W ilson; two-third
cal cham p’ in a m atch foot race, get- ’
-------------0------------with better m anners, better social Iday, Septem ber 14. Lillian returned
year students, H elen Kincaid and
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ting big odds because his tim e in a i
TRUTH
position and more inform ation. But j to Phoenix w ith her and spent SaturCharlotte Roach, and M ollie W r ig h t,: does tbe college
KINGMAN— As the fall clipping of ]trial beat w as slow , the course hav- There s nothing like a wedding
g iv e them better day night and Sunday visitin g.
Emma Joslyn, Mildred Tucker, T h e l-; minds?
Do they do more thinking?] Mae S isson sp en t the week-end sheep goes ahead in Mohave county I lnS been purposely m ism easured to At tirst be thinks sh e ’s h is’n
ma Frances, Mabel May Corn and
the general supply in the B a b b itt; make his trial heat distance two h u n -! But later learns h e ’s her’n.'
Not alw ays. Perhaps not often. A l l ; with friends in Glendale.
V irginia Young.
Company
w are- ! dred and forty instead of two hun- i
- - - - - - - - - 0- - - - - - - - _
stud en ts have opportunities for re-! L ucille M arcella and B essie Me- Brothers Trading
Plans w ere made to
hold
the n| ext
: flection
e re torleisu
for Donald
u
W en
r* North
,,
„Tall _ g u ests
,,
under the care of th e Arizona i dred and tw enty yards!
i
1 . returned from N ogales:
net,non
anti and
somsom
e leisu
it. Ereven
w ere
H
on house,
„ . , „ ,
..
.
....
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i The M exicans are very bright peom eeting at Tem pe sw im m ing pool t o , ath letics does not interfere n ec e ssa r -! Sunday Septem ber 15
Central Bank, continues to grow and | “H arvey Olson, Purdue’s football | pie . Even the children speak Spanenjoy a sw im and refreshm ents.
! uy
jiv w
w ith
thinkine»nd
athletes
»
im
i
,
’
_
,
.
,
un in in aing, ana atn ietes who
V ivian Crowe visited relatives in has now reached a point w here 22,- j captain and center of 1928, acted as ish.”
802 pounds of the precious mohair | caddy m aster at a Chicago golf c lu b .! --------------- ■
— ------- ---- -—--------------------Pierians are looking forward to a reflected in college have not been un-1 Phoenix over the w eek end
good
m oney stagin g a
very in terestin g and busy year T hey known, ju st as m em bers of Phi B eta | North
H all is backing the H iking is safely stored away, aw aiting sale j Burly ‘Butch’ Nowack, All-American phenom m ade
plan to study different types
of plays Kappa have been known who n ever! clu b 100 per cen t this year. Come on October 1, w hen according to Ira tackle of the 1927-28 Big Ten, ch am -, rodeo in his home town. Nick K utsch
Hart of the bank, the m ohair growers 1pj0n Illini, w as a dance hall bouncer, i and Low ell Otte. form er Iowa grideach quarter and act out som e o f |d id anything of the sort. P lenty of 0n, girls, le t’s go!
in the county expect to have ap­
them for the benefit and pleasure of sta tistics have proven that a larger |
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proxim ately 50,000 pounds. At that Tubby’ Griffen, tw o hundred and ders, rode ponies herding cattle in
the society.
tim e buyers from all over the United i thirty pound center of the Iowa e le v -; the Omaha stock yards, and Frank
percentage of stud en ts of high rank
¡S ta tes w ill be invited to com e to the i en a few years back, performed as a j Foss of Cornell, form er holder o f the
do w ell in business, sta te sm a n sh ip ,;
-mj » * ^ .
4 wr
.
Wi ifor
l _bl<L
1e18?ec“
and in the learned professions than
H O lO ,
llT S t H O U S e
,Icom panies
thef0r^
halreir„wrhlcb
wy®
iu ! d etectiv e recovering stolen cars. H e ¡w orld’s record in the pole vault, w as
of stu d en ts who do not rank high.
Ot I
j then be shipped east w here the raw would drift into a South Dakota town a buyer in th e Chicago stock yards.
m aterial w ill be m anufactured in to ' looking like a tramp and start fra- \ “Som e football squads gather in| But this is m erely because a larger I
I
ternizing with the brothers of the j tact at a boy’s camp to work out
. proportion of high-rank stud en ts have I On Septem ber the eleventh girls in j m any and sundry com m odities.
-oLast Tuesday the P hilom athian S o - ifound the Pleasure and learned the South H all held their first house | T I C K E T W I N D O W A R I T H M E T I C ;great unwashed. W hen he had picked | throughout the summ er. Various Uni______
! up the dope on all stolen cars in t h e ! versity of M innesota football men
ciety held its first m eeting of t h e !U n i q u e of reflection than of m iddle m eeting. The rules and regulations |
w ere read to th e new girls. T h e n 1 Girl: “W e w ant to buy a tick et.” ; district, he would drift out, follow ed gather at Em il Iverson’s camp at Veryear. The m ain purpose w as to w e l- ! ° r low rank students. And therefore,
the seniors gave a short program for
T icket A gent: “But there are t w o 1by officers working inform ation h e | m ilion Lake. M innesota, and Seacom e the new officers 'and th e re­ and only therefore, m ore grinds than
the Freshm en. The program con sist­ of you.”
supplied.
\ bright, N ew Jersey, is a rendezvous
loafers,
m
ore
P
hi
B
eta
Kappas
than
turned m em bers. A fter m uch r e jo ic-.
ed of stunts, a piano solo, and group
Girl: “W ell, ain ’t we half-sisters?
“One Yale star plied the B altic as j of Pennsylvania and other E astern
ing at being together, the group be. a th letes ach ieve som e distinction in
songs. F rosties w ere served for re- Add that up.”
' quarterm aster on a ship. A Nebraska ; footballers.”
%hn planning the work to be acco m -' later life ’ And h ave’ m ay we add’ a
plished and the pleasures to be in- better tim e.
I
dulged in for the ensuing year. Al- i
YES, YO U !
though the S ociety is som ew hat hand-j
¡capped at present by a sm all mem- ! “N ex t.”
“W ho, m e?”
bership, all indications seem favora­
“Born?”
ble enough to warrant a su ccessfu l, ]
“Yes,
sir .”
happy season. The present member- ]
“W here?”
ship is as follow s:
“R ussia.”
Pearl Pilcher, monitor.
“W
hat part?”
Miss Dobbs, honorary member.
“All of m e.”
E lsie McCreary, honorary member. !
“W hy did you leave R ussia?”
B etty Woodward, president.
“I couldn’t bring it with me."
Irma Cowperthwaite, vice-president. |
“W here
were
your
forefathers
Georgia H ensley, secretary.
born ?”
Lucile Am berson, treasurer,
“I only got one fath er.”
lone Hodges, Norita Voelker, R oline {
“Your b usin ess?”
S ikes, Gertrude Stewart.
“R o tte n !”
“W here is W ashington?”
“H e’s dead.”
“I m ean the capital of the U nited j
S ta tes? ”
“T hey loaned it a ll to Europe.”
The Clionians held their first m eet- j “N ow , do you prom ise to su p p o rt!
ing Tuesday evening in the office of; the C onstitution of A m erica?”
Prof. Ira D. Payne. It w as decided i “Me? H ow can I. I’ve got a w ife i
that the program for th e year sh o u ld , and six children to support.”
con sist of varied program s w hich
would include th e study of poetry
It’s surprising how m any thin gs a
and m usic.
girl can learn in a dorm itory that
A program com m ittee w as appoint- ■w ill n ev er be any u se to her.

Dormitories

North Hall Has
Splendid Group of
Girls This Term

Delta Theta Society
Holds First Meeting,
Social Hour Enjoyed

.rZ C ?^Z s°-c<diedv™atio™^ 4 Decade of
Of College Athletes
Educational
Achievement

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Ruth Nichols Greets

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Ot E ast H all G irls

Pierians Meet and
Discuss Plans For
Swimming Party

What About It?

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M ohair Clippings in
North 50,000 Pounds

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Philomathians Hold
First Meeting; Greet
Officers, Members

Httll GMs

t
M eeting

ear

Clionian Society to
Study M u s i c And
Poetry During Year

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View of Campus and Buildings

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THE TEMPE ('O L L K n u v
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Cumm ings W ill Study
S ierra A ncha Pueblo

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----- F RIDAY, SEPTEMBER 20. 11)90

Amateur Champ Shows Grit Winning Title

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GLOBE D r. Byron Cummings, dean
of the school of archaeology at the
jU niversity o f Arizona, m ay direct a I
.party of stu d en ts in the excavation j
of som e of the pueblos in the Sierra!
A nchas.
Dr. Cum m ings has sp en t the past !
I few days v isitin g w ith friends in j
the Sierra A nchas and has expressed
| h im self exceed in gly
in terested
in
som e of the ruins.
About fiv e m iles up the canyon
from L ew is lodge is supposed to be
one of the rich est region s for p re-!
h istoric study in those m ountains. A j
sm all party partly uncovered cliff
d w ellin g has been found under a
m a ssiv e granity cliff, and it is be-1
lieved that ex ten siv e work m ight re­
v ea l a pueblo a s valuable a s the one
on th e R o o sev elt road near the lake.!

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Bob H.— “I am crazy about you ” i » h »™ „
.
.
«
Joe M. “W ell, run along. T his is Year's p a rty ’ ” ° L
the NeW
no in sane asylu m .”
“ , tParty/
he ln «uire<3.
_____ _
G lorious.
exclaim ed the young
H arlev A __“«lav
, , .
l£ldy’ “l had a lo v ely dinner, did not
y, there s hairs in ■m iss a dance, and w as insulted three
the so u p !”
tim es before I finally passed out.”
«
Mrs. K rause— “That’s
all
right.
BAC K ON T H E
FARM
This is noodle soup.”
D etectiv e: “W e think w e have
A boy left the farm and got a job
¡ ■ ¡ if
found your mother-in-law w ho has I.I™ raim and got a * b
been m issin g for six m onths.”
1“ th e Clty’ W antlng to im press his
“A re you using a crib ’ ”
mm
Man: “W hat did sh e say?”
brother with h is new life, he w rote:
«
mm
Albert A. “No. Just a regular
m
"Thursday
w
e
autoed
out
to
the
Imet
D etectiv e: “N othing.”
bed.”
" “ K&S
m
Man: “Then it is not my mother- Country Club, w here w e golfed until
in-law.”
dark. Then w e m otored to the beach
Georgia H .— “I suppose you are on
—o
and w eek-ended.”
the football team .”
After homing his first round opponent to the
A rtist’s F rien d ( view in g new paintBut h is brother on the farm reeenth to half the hole to save himself from
nineteenth hole before a verdict, Harrison
L ittle H ot Dog— (proudly)"W ell, j n g ) : “To be frank, old chap, I don’t fused to be im pressed, and wrote
elimination
is enough proof of his calibre. Jimmy’s
Jimmy Johnson, left, of St. Paul, Minn, is the new
>es; I do th e aerial w ork.”
niKe it; y et th ere’s som ething re- back:
putter,
as
you see, right, always carried him
am ateur golf king. It was in this same first
m arkable about it.”
,,v
Georgia T.— “W hat is th at?”
round
that
Bobby
Jones
was
eliminated.
Many
Hr w m - thC f rDeen?- ^ ny man who can beat
L ittle Hot
.
llling of Portland, Ore., a wily seasoned
D o g - “l blow up the | F rien d : “A h ^ f t ’ob ably8 th a t’s
will say that had Bobby remained in the tourna­
footb alls.”
-o day w e m uled out to the cornfield
ment that Jimmy would not have won T h at’s fairway veteran, shown, left center, congratuSAD BUT TR U E
land gee-haw ed until sundow n. Then
a question. The St. Paul player showed in­ iatmg the winner after the finals at Pebble
each, Cal., is w orthy to wear the am ateur
A man w ho ----shot- and wounded
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" u u u u c u a | . Bones: “Mr- Interlocutor, w hy is a If w e suppered and piped
for _a while.
domitable courage all through his matches,
saxophone player one night, pleaded |fir e extin gu ish er lik e a w aiter?”
A fter that w e staircased to our room
- ^ t .shot from the beach on the eight- crown regardless of Jones.
Mr. I.; “W hy, l ’m sure 1 never land bedsteaded till the clock fived .”
( In te r n a tio n a l N ew sreel»
that he thought it w as a cat.
“But you m usn’t even shoot a figured it out.”
- O cat.” said the m agistrate.
B.: “W ell, you have to tip ’em both
I thought this one w as very ill,” before you get any serv ice.”
“D on’tDyoEuS knowE t i a ^ u
sh o u ld j
I b e n lf lt “ f T
^
H rh e w o V ? X
pleaded the man.
j alw ays g iv e half of the road to a
of this m ineral I
th08e glrls who boId P o si-lit really d oesn ’t c o u n t a t a l l ^ ’1''
TOUGH LU CK
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bus-league w art that dropped too
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